If you ruled the world

[RASTA ZAK]

I thoght this would be a good thread. If you ruled the world what would you do?

e.g. If i ruled the world i would make cannabis leagle

:thumbsup::jointsmile:

[WeedyBoyWonder]

Appoint a second in command and take a holiday.

[Nightcrewman]

If I ruled the world,
Every day would be the first day of spring.
every heart would have a new song to sing.
If I ruled the world.

Cheers and feel free to sing along.

NCM

[beginerbuddah]

id legalise cannabis and make sundays a smoking day
make sure theres a place to get munchies
give out free blunts every sunday morning :thumbsup:
green for everyone = peace :jointsmile:

''To much crack and cocaine a make the world a feel ill,
Nuff ganja nuff spliff a build,
Only thing whe a make man feel chill''

[FakeBoobsRule]

First off all the whole world is going to take a day off for my celebration party, well maybe a week. Next, the first victims of my wraith will be stupid people and bad drivers and the annoying cell phone people who have no cell phone manners.:gunfighter2: Then I'm throwing a few celebrities in prison.

[LIP]

A kilo of cannabis [36 ounces] will be delivered to every household every sunday morning.

Cannabis, will of course be legal, and there will be no limit on how much you can grow/own/smoke.

People who badmouth cannabis will be executed, by me.

All other drugs will be illegal to sell, but regulated by the NHS, therefore free and stopping crime. YES, it'd cost the NHS money to get the drugs, but it'd be cheaper than using almost all of the polices time sorting out the drug related crime.

Tax would go down by 2%

VAT would be at 16% instead of 17. It'll make a differnce over time.

Council tax would drop, and the money would be used on IMPORTANT things for the community and wouldnt be wasted.

Teenage thugs will have their arms amputated. Murderers will have arms and legs amputated, depending on how horrific the crime is, execution.

Manslaughter will be punishable the same as assault. [GBH]

Fuel prices would drop, because if i was in power we'd be using hemp and not petrol. And concidering hemp grows for free, the fuel cost would only be the cost of producing it.

Un-insured drivers would be shot in the foot twise.

Public drunkenness would be punishable by a £2000 fine - public drunkenness that leads to violence and vandalism would be punishable by 5 years imprisonment minimum, 20 years maximum. The maximum would be applied to almost ALL cases.

Terrorists would be torchered untill they die.

Old government members will be imprisoned for life, with no chance of release. Some will be executed.

The media will be forced to give facts, not false facts and complete fabrications.

Immigrants would be sent home, if they refused, they'd be executed.

There would be no national speed limit, drive as fast as you like.

Coffee shops would be opened up in EVERY town.

Schools would bring back caning. But NOT with a cane - with a scaffolding pole.

Children will be taught what matters - the usual english math blah blah blah, but also about mortages, home equity, insurance, VAT, how governments work etc etc.

The minimum wage would be £4.50

Guns would be 100% legal for self defence. ONLY to have in the home, not to carry outside AT ALL under penalty of arm amputation.

Any country that threatens me will be dealt with accordingly. If they're more trouble than they're worth, they'd be eradicated.



My ideal world.

*Side note, amputations would be carried out by police with machetes. Executions would be carried out with a sword, by me personally.


My reasoning: Make the punishment so BRUTAL and HARSH that people are scared to leave their own homes, let alone commit crime.

[geonagual]

eliminate all of the borders that seperate us

[fasterspider]

Peace across the land

[smok3y]

A kilo of cannabis [36 ounces] will be delivered to every household every sunday morning.

Cannabis, will of course be legal, and there will be no limit on how much you can grow/own/smoke.

People who badmouth cannabis will be executed, by me.

All other drugs will be illegal to sell, but regulated by the NHS, therefore free and stopping crime. YES, it'd cost the NHS money to get the drugs, but it'd be cheaper than using almost all of the polices time sorting out the drug related crime.

Tax would go down by 2%

VAT would be at 16% instead of 17. It'll make a differnce over time.

Council tax would drop, and the money would be used on IMPORTANT things for the community and wouldnt be wasted.

Teenage thugs will have their arms amputated. Murderers will have arms and legs amputated, depending on how horrific the crime is, execution.

Manslaughter will be punishable the same as assault. [GBH]

Fuel prices would drop, because if i was in power we'd be using hemp and not petrol. And concidering hemp grows for free, the fuel cost would only be the cost of producing it.

Un-insured drivers would be shot in the foot twise.

Public drunkenness would be punishable by a £2000 fine - public drunkenness that leads to violence and vandalism would be punishable by 5 years imprisonment minimum, 20 years maximum. The maximum would be applied to almost ALL cases.

Terrorists would be torchered untill they die.

Old government members will be imprisoned for life, with no chance of release. Some will be executed.

The media will be forced to give facts, not false facts and complete fabrications.

Immigrants would be sent home, if they refused, they'd be executed.

There would be no national speed limit, drive as fast as you like.

Coffee shops would be opened up in EVERY town.

Schools would bring back caning. But NOT with a cane - with a scaffolding pole.

Children will be taught what matters - the usual english math blah blah blah, but also about mortages, home equity, insurance, VAT, how governments work etc etc.

The minimum wage would be £4.50

Guns would be 100% legal for self defence. ONLY to have in the home, not to carry outside AT ALL under penalty of arm amputation.

Any country that threatens me will be dealt with accordingly. If they're more trouble than they're worth, they'd be eradicated.



My ideal world.

*Side note, amputations would be carried out by police with machetes. Executions would be carried out with a sword, by me personally.


My reasoning: Make the punishment so BRUTAL and HARSH that people are scared to leave their own homes, let alone commit crime.

lol Nice one lip...:D

I would kill all racists, make weed legal, and personally Torture George bush and Tony Blair ohh and that crazy Zimbabwen President Robert Mugabe.

[crudemood]

peace on earth, yeah definately free weed for everybody.

[GreenLadyOfDankDowns]

Damn Lip, remind me to never cross your draconian ass! LOL

[GrinS]

Reduce the Government everywhere
retract all military presense elsewhere in the world and focus on our own country
follow the consitution
allow states to fight their own laws against the federal government, showing that theirs no "higher power" anywhere
destroy churches

[fasterspider]

Nevermind my last post, I want to be LIP's enforcer in his perfect world.

[Trip06]

Id leave most of it the way it is,
Nobodies changing My world, Id Run my own kingdom of Gas guzzling vehickles, Fire arms, Friends, Land, and Motor Sports with pride. Id let everyone else do there own thing.

[LaZ]

I thoght this would be a good thread. If you ruled the world what would you do?

e.g. If i ruled the world i would make cannabis leagle

:thumbsup::jointsmile:

Along with the other 85,784+ members of this site. lol

[beginerbuddah]

hahah LIP screw free blunts free kilos it is :thumbsup:

[Breukelen advocaat]

Anybody that wants to stay in the U.S.A. must speak ENGLISH, or pay somebody full-time to interpret for them.

I was just down in the basement of the multi-dwelling building where I live, to do my laundry, and there was a guy asleep in the laundry room. He left when seeing me, mumbling something about having to go to church. Next, a 60ish lady comes in with her laundry, and I started to tell her about it, just as a warning, and the first thing out of her mouth was "Sorry I no speak English". She was probably Eastern European, or Russian.

On top of it, OUR MONEY is paying for food stamps, SSI, healthcare, and MANY other benefits these people are getting. Many of them have never worked a single day in the United States, and get benefits that a lot tax-paying working people do not have - even though we have to support them.

Some of them cannot speak even a single word of English. They can't even TELL you that they are non-English speaking!

Our answer should be: YOU DON'T SPEAK ENGLISH? THEN GET THE HELL OUT OF OUR COUNTRY!

[GrinS]

^^ completly agree, people don't understand how much it drains this country. They just act like, "WELL we are AMERICA, we DO HAVE to help them" but thats not the case, when its not UR MONEY you should be spending to help.

[smokey2315]

id leave everythign the same except:
...
ya id prety much leave everythign the same

actually i kinda dont want weed to get legalized. its exciting to go out and do sumthing illegal (like buy drugs)
like wen i sold weed i thought it was so much fun...the risk of gettin caught and all that b/c it was illegal

ill prolly get flamed but i think everything is ok rite now.

-i mean thers NEVER going to be world peace
so why bother

-we are never gonna be able to feed all the starving children b/c we like eating so much

- the drinking age is fine b/c u get like drinking out of ur system by the time ur ready to buy it neways.

-the age to get ur license could be changed since all the teens are fuck ups

i mean i personally wouldnt change a thing. b/c the second u did it would cause a chain reaction and everything would get fucked up.

i mean ya if i ruled the world id have a big ass mansion with tons of hoes and weed but who wouldnt?

[BagFullofKush]

I'd make cannabis legal.
Constant marijuana growing.
Make the best resturants everywhere.
Everything would be low in fee in whatever you buy.
No taxes.
Nice vehicles for everyone.
No jail time for anything marijuana related.
Everyone can have fun.

[dragonrider]

I would being immediately to select my imperial harem.