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ermitonto
02-15-2005, 01:40 AM
There are some of us who manage to avoid accidents and never end up going to the ER. This thread is not for you. :D

For me, it was a couple years ago when I was in high school. It was the middle of the night and I really needed to pee so I got up to go to the bathroom. Well, it was dark and not seeing where I was stepping my foot brushed up against our old wooden bathroom door and a big chunk of the wood came out, lodged itself into the bottom of my foot and came out the back. I figured this was a good time to break the general rule of not making excessively loud noises during the night. AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH! Well naturally, my parents awake to the noise and within minutes I'm on my way to the emergency room, where they were able to remove the piece of wood and give me a tetanus shot. About an hour later I returned home and was finally able to piss like I had set out to do in the first place.

So, as for all of you, why was your last visit to the ER necessary?

stoner4202006
02-15-2005, 01:49 AM
:D Last time i went to the emergency room was when i was in the 8th grade for a fractured elbow and to tell ya the truth it hurt like a B***h because i fell on some wooden stairs and it was on christmas eve

Stoner4202006 :D

Dick Justice
02-15-2005, 01:51 AM
I was snowboarding and went off a big, icy ramp. I fell on a big, icy rock.

koshea
02-15-2005, 01:54 AM
3 years ago i decided to take the gunpowder out of an artillery shell firework (the big famous pretty explosions in the sky) and i tried to blow up a crawfish by making a trail to a big circle of powder like on cartoons


for those of you who dont know

it dosent work like that

it explodes


in your face


buring 70% of the skin of your right hand



3 days later i tried out for highschool baseball team and still made it


i rock

Gothen
02-15-2005, 01:58 AM
Okay it was a little bit over a year ago and it was before I started smoking pot or doing anything else (including alcohol). Well, I started getting sick and thought it would be fine. Well, it was until I ended up getting some weird case of mucus...something or other, and it put an EXTREME amount of pressure on my eardrums. In fact, it was enough to shatter my eardrums.
Not only was the pain unBEARABLE but I couldn't hear, to boot (because my eardrums were in pieces, literally).

Now, this was during a time in my life when I cut myself recreationally because I liked the pain. Keep that in mind. Well, the pain was so intense from my eardrums being shattered (and the pressure was still there, btw) so finally when I was taking a shower to try and ease the pain I got out and said, "Let's go to the hospital." We did, and I missed school for 6 days while they gave me shots at the hospital, and a steady supply of 1000mg Vicodin. ^_^

That's what originally got me into drugs, of any kind, for recreational use.

EverydayJunglist
02-15-2005, 02:00 AM
trippin on dxm a while back--me and 3 friends at the lake-cop rolled up reeked like weed-he ended up finding 7 empty bottles of tussin and some beer and bud,pipes etc..He ended up calling poison control cuz he didn't believe us that we were fine.So i was told that we had tpo stay for a minimum of 4 hours ,so we left in an ambulance messed up.We all stayed in hte hospital,but later found out that you can deny them the right to treat you.Sat ina bed with a heartrate monitor on.They took blood and piss.Pretty weird experience,basically summed it up.It was alot more interesting to me and allot more details.We all got tickets, for alcohol possesion(all 4),and unlawful marijuana poss.(3)haha i didn't get caught.Put my shit in my boot,everyone else froze up.So i got one 100 fine,witha 75 dollar surcharge,and they all got 2 100 fines,each with a 75 dollar surcharge.Plus we were out of town so we had to drive to court aways away.Made the paper and everything.
That was my last time in the emergency room.And coincidently the last time doing dxm in public.
peace

kiwi
02-15-2005, 02:23 AM
:mad: My sorry arse gets dragged of to hospital at least 6 times a year due to the Multiple Sclerosis causing me to have seizures, and my specialist userly makes me stay in for about 5 days so they can run tests on me. The ambulance people have a hard time getting me to go with them, I fight to the bitter end. :eek:

kyle
02-15-2005, 02:30 AM
umm last year i got a concussion and had to be rushed to the er, ide get into details but i gott study

LonerStoner
02-15-2005, 06:02 AM
Christmas day '99 ate shit on a big ol' backcountry kicker, ended up smacking myself in the forehead with my snowboard and tearing my right ACL to bits. Had to get towed out by ski patrol and everything. That was a fun Christmas...

GooseBear
02-15-2005, 06:10 AM
Loner Stoner I tore my ACL to
This girl from the opposing team (playing basketball) was going for a baseline drive and somehow I must have stepped funny but I planted myself and she plowed into me twisting my leg and POP I heard and I was down on the groud with excruciating pain. After the initial shock to my body it didn't hurt that much BUT it was humunnnggguussslllllyyyyy swollen and red and puffy and I had to go get in drained and all that jazz.
Later during recovery I fell down a buch of wooden stairs in the night (thinking the basement door was the bathroom door) Well this hurt like hell because I didn't have all my range of movement back and my knee went all the way to my ass and it hurt so much all I could do was writhe in pain at the bottom of the stairs while my body shook!!
Glad that is all over with..........

Hektik
02-15-2005, 07:03 AM
haha last time i went to the ER was like a year ago or 2, i was partyin with a whole bunch of people out in like this farm place and i was drunk as shit i mean blacked out, and we had 2 trucks. so i wanted to be standin in the back while 1 truck was drivin then jump across to the other one like i saw on skater video somewhere, well i was drunk, the drivers of both trucks were drunk, everyone was drunk, it wasnt good. i jumped across but my friend drivin swerved like just a bit and i landed 1 foot on then fell face first, got fucked up decently. Had a goodn supply of vicodin though for a month. good times :D

str82hevenDS
02-15-2005, 07:29 AM
some kid a couple of years younger than me thought we were in the ghetto and he tried to steele my weed with a knife in hand. He said give me your bag. haha I was like fuck no. he slashed at me and I blocked it off with my arm and punched him in the face. He had dropped to the ground and once I realized the gash he had made in my forarm I proceeded to punch him in the face over and over again. Punished him well but then I had to go to the ER. 19 stitches. sorry about the shitty story but shit happens.

NextGen
02-15-2005, 08:30 AM
Cut my finger with the miter box (chop saw) nicked a nerve & shot my palm with a 16 penny nail. These two incidents happenned within 3mths time. This happened when I was on probation and had'nt smoked for a year. When I was a stoner I never hurt myself in construction.

Good thing I'm a stoner again, I might be dead.

robert42
02-15-2005, 09:46 AM
I THINK THIS PROOVES MY JOURNEY TO THE ER WAS NEEDED AS I STILL HAVE THE UFKIN LUMP 6 MONTHS AFTER I FELL!!!!

az666
02-15-2005, 12:18 PM
um at a party about 3 years ago where i was stupidly drunk and hi and skipped down the stairs cause i am wierd like that i got about 3 stairs from the bottom and thought id jump the last few so i did and didnt realize the roof was a right angle. So i jumped and nutted the corner of the rook and split my head open. I was so stoned i thought it was just a bump so i went and sat down in the lounge. the next thing i knew i had blood trickling down ma face and then it started to piss out with blood...so i went to the hospital

slipnslide087
02-15-2005, 02:30 PM
uhhh last time i was at the er wasnt anything special. i just had alcohol poisoning. i drank 1.75 liters of smirnoff apple twist in seriously <30-45 minutes. yes stupid i know but that shit went down like water for me so i could chug it like no other. i didnt even get sick until after i went to sleep like 4 hours or so later. then i was pukin all over but i couldnt wake up. that was dangerous i couldve pulled a jimi hendrix. i went to the hospital in the morning. my body couldnt digest food for like 3 days after that. like all i could eat was salad, and when it came out of my ass it looked like i just dumped fresh salad in the toilet. it was weird. that was really bad night. dont drink that much that fast ever.

Looker
02-15-2005, 05:51 PM
Yeah one time I ignited a fart from my ass that propelled me across the room,I actually took to the air and was launched right into the plasterboard wall onthe other side of the room...

Ended up with my fuckin head lodged in the wall all bits of plaster and wall board all over the place with a cloud of wallboard dust lingering around....

WENT TO THE EMERGENCY ROOM FOR THAT ONE NEVER AGAIN.......

Syrus
02-15-2005, 06:40 PM
My list trip to tje emergency room was last year when a charve decided to break my nose.

ironicaly i might have to go soon cos of y ribs cos anotehr random charve started a fight with em for no reason.

As a little advise, if anyone tells you to go live in darlington, england, tell them to piss off.

chris420
02-15-2005, 07:35 PM
i was around 5th grade, went out to ride my bike and suddenly i just go flying off my bike because of this big ass fuckin rock that was in the middle of the road, banged my head on the road. went to the ER and they even almost screwed my dad over because they said i wasnt wearing a helmit, which i wasnt..

maryjanemama
02-15-2005, 09:59 PM
In December of 1999, I went out to get the mail and fell on a huge icy stone step that's been in front of my house for the last 160 years. My head was no match. I knocked myself out and woke up to my dog licking my face. There was so much blood but I only needed one staple. I wonder how many ppl have fallen on the same rock.

slipnslide087
02-15-2005, 10:10 PM
haha probably a lot

kevy cola
02-15-2005, 11:09 PM
Last time I went to the ER was due to a work related injury. I was chopping up some green peppers for a pizza and accidentaly chopped right into my index finger. I got 2 stiches for that. Like a year b4 that I did the same thing cutting up a block of cheese. I didn't go to the er that time and I've got a nice little scar because of it

rhinoblanco
02-15-2005, 11:26 PM
ive been to the ER about 10 times but the most recent would have to be the time that i was weedwacking one weekend before i found my true love mary jane, and a big fuckin piece of the string happened to come up and slash a huge gash in my right eye, almost cutting it in half. this probably hurt more after the initial shock than anything i will ever feel again, and i suggest the use of goggles while weedwacking

slipnslide087
02-16-2005, 02:44 AM
weedwhackers also say that.

slipnslide087
02-16-2005, 02:44 AM
and they probably have a picture too