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poseidon
01-09-2008, 01:40 PM
Just something funny happened thought I'd share it.

So its about 1.30 a.m and I rolled a comparatively small joint. Went out and put the joint to fire.. eh.. It was really windy and it had rained during the day so I was really enjoying the joint when suddenly I noticed this bike. I knew they were cops because there was nobody else around..but I didn't put out the joint, I told myself I'd throw once they were near.. Obviously I screwed up and chucked the joint right when the cops were in front of me. He took the joint and started asking me where I was from etc etc. I told him that the weather was really nice and I thought I should enjoy some weed.. Both of them stared at me for a while and then one of them lit the joint.. Ah and what a unique psychedelia hehe. My God it was really nice to smoke up with completely different people, I mean thats what they seemed to be... They told me that they were from the north western frontier and thats the place where the most kick ass hash is made.. haha, one of them got baked and in a slurred speech, said (Translated) 'I told my partner that we will not ruin any body's high today, because when we ruin somebody's high we make enemies.' HAHA, me and two other cops shared a joint, during their last duty hours.. this was worth it. After that they left saying they had to go to the station and then go home.. heh

Kid Dynamite
01-09-2008, 02:51 PM
'I told my partner that we will not ruin any body's high today, because when we ruin somebody's high we make enemies.'

If more police we're like that then the world would be a better place

:thumbsup:

geonagual
01-09-2008, 02:53 PM
That is seriously cool...this is why I love the world a someof the people in it....I mean most

Conehead
01-09-2008, 03:05 PM
Dude that is awesome iv had simmilar sort of thing happen not as cool tho. i was smokin in my car and the cops busted me and i had a fair bit of weed on me in bags for sellin and they found them and left one bag for each person in the car so we werent left dry (3 people) and didn't fine me at all. id say they took the rest for them selves

13Lack
01-09-2008, 03:18 PM
Wowwwww, dude that's the coolest story I've ever heard when it comes to cop encounters. I would've shit myself if I were you but it's cool how everything works out. Goes to show you that you never know who's a toker. Successful and honorable people smoke up too haha :thumbsup:

Hilder420
01-09-2008, 04:12 PM
simething similar happened to me. he wasnt in a cop uniform, but I was being picked up to go to work, and the guy that gave me a ride and I used to toke in the morning before going into work. well, i get into his truck, buckle up, and pull out my weed. theres someone in the back seat, and hes said, this is my cousin, narcotics officer Torres. I nearly swallowed my tounge and started to freak a little. Im like dude, WTF?!? a cop?!h but then hes like, oh, no its cool, he tokes too.. then I smoked him out, and all was cool.. that was weird.

poseidon
01-09-2008, 08:20 PM
I felt a little at ease as soon as they started talking.. You know they had the north western frontier accent.. I was sure if they hadn't smoked it themselves, they must've at least had close friends that did. But ah well, cool.. First cool cops I met. The Pakistani Police is usually very very retarded and runs more on their weird morality than on the actual constitution haha.

LeetCraig
01-15-2008, 03:49 AM
Coolest cops ever.

Metaphor
01-15-2008, 04:08 AM
McLovin, is that you????

poseidon
01-16-2008, 07:54 AM
McLovin.. haha, whats that kids real name in the movie? Fogul or some shit right?

StickyfingahZ
01-16-2008, 04:43 PM
McLovin, is that you????

LOL! Thats the first thing I was thinking of while I was reading the story.Just by what they said made me think of those 2 cops in superbad.
But Awesome Story Bro!

Sir Bliss
01-16-2008, 05:19 PM
Hell yeah man, what an awesome story.

dragonrider
01-16-2008, 05:45 PM
This is an amazing story. You are in Pakistan? The idea of smoking a joint with a couple of Pakistani police officers from the Northwest Territories is mind boggling to an American. Glad your cop encounter went so well!

dominionxp
01-16-2008, 07:13 PM
thats a great story, i love hearing cop stories and either they let u go or they sm0ke

poseidon
01-16-2008, 07:42 PM
This is an amazing story. You are in Pakistan? The idea of smoking a joint with a couple of Pakistani police officers from the Northwest Territories is mind boggling to an American. Glad your cop encounter went so well!

HAHA no man, the stoner people aren't the dangerous people.. These guys used to grow poppy first but then the government destroyed all the crops so they went really poor.. Now they grow marijuana and cotton.. Hash pays off much lesser than Opium or heroin.. So bassiiccallyy..mm..they're just poor harmless stoners heh.

poseidon
01-17-2008, 07:37 AM
thats a great story, i love hearing cop stories and either they let u go or they sm0ke

Really? everywhere? I've heard you can get into a LOT of shit if you get cop locked in D.C or some shit..

Candnloveweed420
01-18-2008, 12:18 AM
every cop should be like that.

dragonrider
01-18-2008, 12:54 AM
thats a great story, i love hearing cop stories and either they let u go or they sm0ke


Really? everywhere? I've heard you can get into a LOT of shit if you get cop locked in D.C or some shit..

I think what he means is that he likes it when a story works out that way. You're right --- it doesn't usually work out that way here.

poseidon
01-18-2008, 10:41 AM
oh ok..:rastasmoke: