alright well....

[Dream of the iris]

I know I'm being annoying but I'm scared soooo.....I have a potential drug test comming up for school around the 28th of January. I quit smoking pot starting the 3rd. prior to the third I smoked a lot of pot. I'm about 5'7 and weigh around 147. I used to be very active in physical fitness but because of college I was too busy this semester to work out but for at least the next three weeks I'm planning on doing a ton of cardio, drinking a lot of cranberry juice and other drinks that make you piss. So it pretty much comes down to this: I have three choices I can make. I can subsitute with the whizzinador, use dilution techniques or just simply have faith that my body got rid of all the thc metabolites on time. Doing it the legit way makes me nervous because I'm not 100 percent certain 3 solid weeks and a half a 4th week is enough time for me and its super important that I pass this test. Using the Whizzinador reaps its own problems as well. I know this sounds nuts but perhaps its plausible that my school changed their policy and would now observe all drug tests for the next semester compared to what they used to do in the past which was letting us piss in peace. So either that could happen or they hired new staff in which they might observe rather than just let me go in like the other nurses. So I figure to solve this problem I would come in prepared to use the Whizzinador but also prepared for dilution. I would use the dilution technique and at the same time wear the whizz. I would then adjust it so I can switch very easily from the fake dick to the real one so if they did in fact come in with me then I could just give the dilution method a shot since I'm so close to being clean anyway. And of course if no one was observing me I would just switch to the fake dick and do it that way. I know its a lot of reading and I know I'm probably sounding really really paranoid at this point but this is quite possibly the most important drug test I've ever had to take. I would really really appreciate input from you guys and maybe some better tips. Thanks.

[testingsux]

For what it's worth, we have similar body types. I'm 5'7", 149 lbs. I've actually lost 5 pounds since I quit smoking. I don't know all the other factors like potency, frequency, etc, but I'm going on 21 days smoke free, and I was a 3-5x a day smoker before of mids to high end and I'm still pissing hot.

I see a very faint line, meaning negative, but as FBR as stated, if it can't be photocopied, it's a positive. I don't think my home tests could be photocopied so I'm calling it a positive.

I've been eating very high fiber, started metamucil last week, running 2-3 miles 3 times a week, hiking 3-4 miles once a week through the snow, and I *thought*, have always been told, that I have a high metabolism.

I have another week before I need to get my test done but I'm not planning on taking any chances. I've pretty much resolved myself to the fact that I'm going to have to substitute. Are you going to be observed for the test? Is that why you have a whizzinator?

[FakeBoobsRule]

I looked back at your other posts because I knew you asked some questions and I din't have a chance to answer them. Since you have plenty of time till you test you should buy some instant test strips off the net for cheap. You can find them with a search engine or off eBay is another popular place. Off the net they should be under $2 each plus shipping. Next, I like your plan of substitution first then dilution as the back up if observed (this is why you should get the strips). I don't know the rules of oservation or not when it comes to schools. Maybe you can find a student handbook or policy manual and find out. Is it a private university or state university? This might make a difference, I have no idea. Aerobic exercise, soluble fiber (metamucil is my choice), and staying well hydrated but not overdoing it will be your friends for getting clean. Cranberry juice isn't going to do much. People think it helps prevent urniary tract infections by cleaning you out but it has antiseptic properties when it goes through your urinary tract and not cleansing power. Go for it if you like cranberry juice but don't expect any miracles from it.

You know I used to recommend the whizzinator a lot but I have come to the realization that it is just a fancy carrying system. If the person conducts the observation correctly which is watching the flow of urine leave the body and enter the cup (as opposed to over your shoulder or using a mirror or being very casual about it) they will notice it is plastic and not real. But if you think they might casually watch then it will fool people. So just something to consider.

So practice subbing, acquire some clean urine, fake or real, and take it in with you and if you can't pull it off give them you diluted urine. Hell, you may start testing clean a week before the test and can give them your urine. But that's my starting advice.

[Dream of the iris]

Thanks for the input guys. So I guess I'm not so paranoid after all. Well I think I'm gonna use quick fix. Does anyone know of a legit site to buy that from?