View Full Version : Famous LAST WORDS
kgb420
01-04-2008, 10:31 PM
i think this would be a great thread: FAMOUS LAST WORDS.
i'll start it off with a couple :)
- "Don't worry, I saw this in a movie once.." :jointsmile:
- "Gotti, Schmotti -- Get the Hell off my lawn!" :pimp:
memoryburner
01-04-2008, 10:43 PM
Dont worry, its secure!
BudGrower
01-04-2008, 10:51 PM
"Let's find out what happens when I overdose! Hehe!"
memoryburner
01-04-2008, 11:12 PM
Dont worry...i know EXACTLY what im doing
Dont worry, it's not even flammable.
crudemood
01-04-2008, 11:57 PM
"is that all you got?"
McLeodGanja
01-05-2008, 12:00 AM
How does this thread work then? Do we have to quote someones famous last words, or invent something profound you think would make a good famous last words?
Anyway. I like Spike MIlligan's epitaph: I told you I was ill.
That is apparently on his grave stone, I like the sentiment of it. A manic depressive most of his life, yet still he wanted to make us laugh about his death. Allways look on the bright side of death.
StickyfingahZ
01-05-2008, 12:09 AM
I worked security in a Hospital once and a guy died in front of me...They brought him back once and he looked me in the eyes and goes "OH SHHHHIT..." and he died.
I have always remembered that.Its famous to me.
kgb420
01-05-2008, 12:39 AM
How does this thread work then? Do we have to quote someones famous last words, or invent something profound you think would make a good famous last words?
let's do all of it! famous last quotes, as well as funny made up ones ;)
- "I am making a citizen's arrest!" :(
yhelothar
01-05-2008, 12:41 AM
"Don't worry, sir, I'm a professional..."
Also, I remember when I was like 13 and my friend and I were riding our bikes to a nearby mall when a car turned a corner without stopping at a stop sign. He hit my friend's back tire and he spun in a circle and didn't fall all the way. He got off his bike then tripped over it and hit his head on the concrete. Then said his famous quote before passing out: "I'm okay, he didn't hit me that hard."
It was hilarious.
McLeodGanja
01-05-2008, 12:44 AM
OK then, here's one.
"Make this one my last, please don't serve me anymore."
Innominate
01-05-2008, 12:49 AM
Joint, please.
luvfriday
01-05-2008, 12:49 AM
You can trust me!
dragonrider
01-05-2008, 12:59 AM
"I think I'm OK to drive."
"I'm gonna go see if the fuse blew out."
dragonrider
01-05-2008, 01:01 AM
"Do you think this mayonaise is still good?"
dragonrider
01-05-2008, 01:04 AM
"How long have you had your Chiropractor's license?"
"How fast can this thing go?"
"Helmets are for pussies."
"Take my picture with the bear."
"Does your dog bite?"
dragonrider
01-05-2008, 01:20 AM
"Your tits don't feel as big as your sister's."
dragonrider
01-05-2008, 01:25 AM
yea that never turns out well
It's usually fatal.
kgb420
01-05-2008, 02:36 AM
"Your tits don't feel as big as your sister's."
lol
here's one that takes a second to get ;)
- "What duck?" :smokin:
DreadConches
01-05-2008, 02:58 AM
"You can't overdose on marijuana."
I'm only joking.... OR AM I?!
Ironman
01-05-2008, 03:03 AM
You aren't a cop are you?
Drag187
01-05-2008, 03:28 AM
"Anyone know any fun games?"
memoryburner
01-05-2008, 03:58 AM
"WHAT ARE YOU GONNA DO ABOUT IT?!"
Conehead
01-05-2008, 04:27 AM
" I reckon i could get in the guiness book of records"
inbud
01-05-2008, 11:51 PM
you want me to put that where????
FoTwenny
01-06-2008, 12:23 AM
Don't call 911!
+ google it +
01-06-2008, 02:02 AM
"This is what happens when you use Yahoo..."
:jointsmile:
kgb420
01-06-2008, 03:10 AM
- "I am now going to get real close to this stingray..."
too early ? ;)
Trip06
01-06-2008, 04:12 AM
Captain Darrow: Ill Take Pleasure In guttin you boy.(as hes holding a rambow knife)
from the 1996 Movie "The Rock" starring Nickolas Cage, and Sean Connery.
naturelovinpuffer
01-06-2008, 08:10 PM
You shut your mouth when your talking to me
dadogg
01-06-2008, 08:15 PM
Don't worry I know what I'm doing.:pimp:
I did this before, once.:wtf:
illnillinois
01-06-2008, 08:21 PM
Well, it looks like a penis, just smaller
Nightcrewman
01-06-2008, 08:32 PM
How can a forklift be dangerous ?
NCM
murderouspanda
01-06-2008, 08:44 PM
there's no such thing as too many m&m's
apple sighter
01-06-2008, 08:48 PM
Check this **** out.
Nation_1ne
01-06-2008, 08:51 PM
If I felt I was about to slip away, for comedy purposes I'd love to scream "DEAD" at the top of my lungs.
Gundari
01-06-2008, 10:39 PM
I used to work back stage in the theater department in highschool. One of the senior builders last day (worked out to be his last day because of this injury) he was discussing how strong a platform was with another builder. Long story short.
"It's fine. Look, I can jump on it"
Broken leg and a nail through the arm.
greenlotus
01-06-2008, 10:48 PM
lol
Cluck you Master.
McLeodGanja
01-06-2008, 11:28 PM
"Please, I'm begging you..."
Mississippi Steve
01-06-2008, 11:30 PM
What do you mean I can't pay my Visa with my Master Card.
Rock.Steady
01-07-2008, 03:31 AM
"no, i never did, but i read about it on the internet once":wtf:
:wtf:
dragonrider
01-07-2008, 07:40 AM
"Don't worry, I'll catch you."
"I packed this parachute myself."
"If you step on it, we can beat this train."
"You turned off the circuit breaker, right?"
"Everyone be sure to try my wild mushroom soup."
"Hey, Tiimmy, wanna see my Dad's pistol?"
"You won't get pregnant as long as you're on top."
Hennessy1414
01-07-2008, 07:50 AM
"blunt to my lips, lighter in my hand. Fuck it I'm ready to die."
brainface
01-07-2008, 08:19 AM
"This is madness!"
ishmael
01-07-2008, 08:22 AM
don't shoot at me,I'm a dentist!
ishmael
01-07-2008, 08:23 AM
after drinking hemlock- "I drank what?"
Sensi Super Skunk
01-07-2008, 02:15 PM
Pow! Right in the kisser!
YouTube - POW! Right in the kisser! (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eJLCtBmJnos)
GraziLovesMary
01-07-2008, 02:27 PM
"I thought "Cyanide" just meant it was generic!!"
"Damnit! Did that bullet get stuck in there?? Here let me look.."
"I believe I can flyyy....."
"I cant wait to try out my brand new 120v massaging floating pool lounge chair!"
"Meh... looks edible to me..."
"Condom!? She said she was a virgin!"
"DMZ?? Shit... whats that mean? Fuggit, lets go ask the locals for directions.."
"What?!?!? Fuck Grazi! Lets go kick his ass!"
Anything Bush says publicly.
"She gots AIDS? I dunno what thems are.. but I shore do like her boobies!!"
"Fuckin Ginny piece of shit..."
"I dont give a fuck if we ARE in Tokyo... FUCK YAKUZA!!"
"No... but I did stay in a Holiday Inn Express last night..."
OLDJIMMYBONES
01-07-2008, 04:41 PM
"Your tits don't feel as big as your sister's."
yea i cant help but to think this is prob the wrong thing to say, unless you like the couch
Esaron
01-07-2008, 06:15 PM
Well damn, I done shot myself.
It's made of WHAT?
Do you think its poisonous?
Dude... hawaiian punch does NOT come in that kind of container...
OW! thats fucking sharp... I'm not sure what to do, but ill feel a lot better if I pull it out.
Did you remember to flick the syringe?
W-W-Whatre you gonna do with THAT?!?
[gurgle gurgle]
and my favorite:
H-Hey wait a second... that's my knife... when?... how did you?... [starts falling apart] GAAHHHHHHHHH!!
afro samurai
Justonevoice
01-07-2008, 06:25 PM
"All is well that ends".
dragonrider
01-07-2008, 06:48 PM
"Quit? Hell, my Granny smoked cigarettes until she was 100."
"Do you smell gas?"
"In the unlikely event of a water landing, your seat cushion can be used as a flotation device."
"So ... which way is camp?"
dragonrider
01-07-2008, 06:55 PM
"These brownies are so delicious, I ate the whole pan!"
psteve
01-07-2008, 07:01 PM
"Rosebud.
...No, wait. Kind bud."
angry nomad
01-07-2008, 08:01 PM
I worked security in a Hospital once and a guy died in front of me...They brought him back once and he looked me in the eyes and goes "OH SHHHHIT..." and he died.
I have always remembered that.Its famous to me.
My grandfather had a near death experience. He started floating up toward The Light, and the doctors revived him. When he came back he said, "Shit! What the hell did you do that for?"
kgb420
01-07-2008, 09:28 PM
My grandfather had a near death experience. He started floating up toward The Light, and the doctors revived him. When he came back he said, "Shit! What the hell did you do that for?"
i've heard of this... what a trip....
- "I can make this light..."
Breukelen advocaat
01-07-2008, 09:38 PM
We've been seeing these a lot lately:
"I'd like to wish a fond goodbye to all of my friends on this board. I'm disillusioned with the way things have become here, and will no longer be posting."
And then they come back. :thumbsup:
dragonrider
01-07-2008, 09:40 PM
"Do you think if I ate this it would get me high?"
"What would happen if I mixed these chemicals together?"
Trip06
01-07-2008, 10:39 PM
Screw You guys Im going home.
colour
01-08-2008, 01:35 AM
No, wait, don't take those, man
Mustelid
01-08-2008, 02:55 AM
That tiger can't get up here, let's throw rocks at it.
Mississippi Steve
01-08-2008, 03:05 AM
Hey Bubba!! Hold my beer and watch this!!!
dragonrider
01-08-2008, 06:11 AM
"You scare it from that end, and I'll catch it when it jumps out this side."
dragonrider
01-08-2008, 06:22 AM
"You don't expect your husband back from the pistol range for a couple of hours, right?"
ghosty
01-08-2008, 06:25 AM
Well that's never happened before...
Oh my god, it's alive!!!
ICEBERG RIGHT AHEAD!!!
ANAVRIN RX
01-08-2008, 06:34 AM
is this thing loaded?
if practice makes perfect, but nobodies perfect, then why practice?
OLDJIMMYBONES
01-08-2008, 08:17 AM
We've been seeing these a lot lately:
"I'd like to wish a fond goodbye to all of my friends on this board. I'm disillusioned with the way things have become here, and will no longer be posting."
And then they come back. :thumbsup:
thats because the positives slightly over weigh the negatives
psteve
01-08-2008, 04:46 PM
"Of course it will float!"
"I did this all the time when I was a kid."
"Why not?"
"If it wasn't safe, would I do this?"
"Let 'er rip!"
"CHARGE!"
and the #1 worldwide choice of last word...
"AAAAAAA!!!!!"
SMOKIN A WHILE
01-08-2008, 06:02 PM
"I'm from the government and I'm here to help."
dragonrider
01-08-2008, 07:04 PM
"Geronimoooooooooo.....!"
kgb420
01-09-2008, 12:56 AM
- "Sir! Yes, sir! May I have another!"
nolanfortwenty
01-09-2008, 01:42 AM
whats that big red button do?
i can backflip off the highdive
hey look a croc, hand me that stick
The Colonel
01-09-2008, 01:51 AM
"its not as bad as it looks!"
Rock.Steady
01-09-2008, 03:52 AM
"I'm from the government and I'm here to help."
possibly the biggest lie ever told:thumbsup:
psychocat
01-09-2008, 11:13 PM
Hey man look at this nitro glycerine I just made.
I have the recipe for nitro and the last line is "If mixture gets above 30 degrees run like hell".
OLDJIMMYBONES
01-09-2008, 11:17 PM
[.0.
budbuddy420
01-10-2008, 03:27 AM
" oh her?.... shes just a friend "
"dont worry i saw superdave do this once"
Rapidfire187
01-10-2008, 10:23 AM
"I'm gonna cook an insane amount of pot..."
Never hear from em again...
silkyblue
01-11-2008, 01:25 AM
wear panty hose when swimming with sharks
kiss the headrest goodbye
a joint is the meeting place for two bones
the physical part is over
I may not b alive but I got the best possible results for my efforts
why would anyone want to leave strawberry ice cream
psychocat
01-11-2008, 04:28 PM
I bet if I could get into the Gorilla cage I could kick his arse.
Squeaker24
01-11-2008, 05:10 PM
Kill them all and let god sort them out
I wont c m in your mouth
Born To Stone
01-14-2008, 05:54 PM
"That's not that far down"
"What red wire????"
"I reckon I could make that"
"Don't worry it's inflammable" (can't take credit - Simpsons)
"This thing is awful fast"
:D
PieBeast
01-15-2008, 01:40 PM
'Dude trust me i know what im doing, I've seen Die Hard like 20 times!'
Also when Phill Lynott (Thin Lizzy) was on his death bed the nurse came up to him and said:
nurse: 'do you have any last requests'
Phil 'yer, could you wank me of luv'
not sure if this is true. saw it on a tv programme about him...still pretty funny though ;)
poseidon
01-15-2008, 06:24 PM
"Why Not"
anomaly
01-16-2008, 04:48 AM
I could easily drink this bottle of everclear :wtf:
GwarDirt
01-16-2008, 05:31 AM
A U.S army general just before his death by firing squad " shoot straight you bastards". That always seemed badass to me.
kgb420
01-16-2008, 06:23 AM
wait a minute! i think we forgot the infamous....
- "i'll be right back..."
;)
LittLeWinG
01-16-2008, 08:14 AM
"Are these the uppers or the downers?"
sPaRkIt
01-16-2008, 04:51 PM
''Search Warrant!!''
''Wtf Don't ash on the bed''
''We can find weed in Opa Locka''
Foilpact
01-16-2008, 05:25 PM
"This is gonna be cool.."
"Sure its ok, I made it myself..."
JDMBoy420
01-16-2008, 07:04 PM
"Hey.. are you sure I should do this..?"
dragonrider
01-16-2008, 07:06 PM
"Dude, get the camera ready! This is going to look so awesome on YouTube!"
psteve
01-16-2008, 07:06 PM
"I saw this on Jackass"
psychocat
01-16-2008, 08:33 PM
If Evel Kneivel can do it !
MadSativa
01-16-2008, 11:40 PM
"I'll make you famouse"
"Dont son that gun is loaded"
" Ezekel 25:17 ,The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the iniquities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men......"
"I'm sorry, did I break your concentration"
"please no, this is how serial killers are born"
psteve
01-17-2008, 01:35 AM
"MMMM!!! Leftover sushi!"
GraziLovesMary
01-17-2008, 02:15 AM
Of course I pulled out in time........ :wtf:
palerider7777
01-17-2008, 08:57 PM
opps sorry bout that, it was'nt even hard yet!!!!!!
psteve
01-17-2008, 09:00 PM
Of course it's grounded (earthed).
cannaninja
01-17-2008, 09:12 PM
"yes these are stable chemicals."
"I heard it's delicious and a delicasy in some countries."
"We've just calculated the combustion temperature, now lets convert it from kelvin to farenheit...uh-oh."
"Nah, theyre just blanks"
"man I hope this works for that drug test...*gulp gulp gulp*"
s'all I've got for now folks.
cannaninja
01-17-2008, 09:21 PM
I worked security in a Hospital once and a guy died in front of me...They brought him back once and he looked me in the eyes and goes "OH SHHHHIT..." and he died.
I have always remembered that.Its famous to me.
I almost died when I saw this haha. Sorry if that seems bad or something but I couldn't help it.:jointsmile:
RASTA ZAK
01-17-2008, 09:34 PM
Thats not a fire im just trippin..watch ill show you
kgb420
01-20-2008, 12:12 AM
- "I think this acid is bunk.... let's just eat the rest of it..."
PlantHeadJ
01-20-2008, 12:31 AM
"YOU MAY BE A KING OR A STREET SWEEPER, BUT YOU WILL ALL EVENTUALLY DANCE WITH THE GRIM REAPER."
kgb420
01-24-2008, 03:27 AM
- "this is just light drizzle... i bet the heavy stuff wont come down for a while.."
Purple Banana
01-24-2008, 04:40 AM
"Look! Over there!"
And then while they turn around and look, the joke's on them, cause you're dead! :thumbsup:
CheeseOnToast
01-24-2008, 10:19 PM
"Look! Over there!"
And then while they turn around and look, the joke's on them, cause you're dead! :thumbsup:
Dude.
i think i just pissed myself laughing
hahahaha
gocryemokid
01-24-2008, 10:31 PM
"On his deathbed, unable to speak, [Aldous] Huxley made a written request to his wife for 'LSD, 100 µg, i.m.'."
Mr. Clandestine
01-24-2008, 10:39 PM
"Bet ya can't do this..."
I'm surprised this one hadn't been mentioned yet! Funny thread.:jointsmile:
psteve
01-24-2008, 10:39 PM
"Where the hell did I put that 50,000 watt capacitor?"
Mr. Clandestine
01-24-2008, 10:47 PM
"I love you too, honey. That was a marvelous dinner you prepared for us. Hmm...that's odd. I seem to have a tiny piece of glass stuck in my teeth."
cannaninja
01-26-2008, 12:34 AM
"alright son put 'er in gear and ease on the gas"
"meth labs? chyea totally could not do that in real life"
"30 yard penalty"
"it was a mistake sweetie you know i love you and only you"
blah blah blah blah *spark* blah *spark* blah blah me look fat? "of course honey"
"how many do you think it'll take?"
GHoSToKeR
01-26-2008, 12:54 AM
"You sunk my battle..."
S.R.H.~BUDSMOKER~S.G
02-20-2008, 11:06 AM
``i cant feel my face...i can touch it?..but cant feel it``-Blow
rebgirl420
02-20-2008, 11:17 AM
Yay, someone brought a good old thread back!
"It only hurts when I touch it"
"I SO told you the world would be taken over by zombies one day! Oh, Thersa 1, John 0."
maxsuperdanks
02-20-2008, 04:14 PM
Pow! Right in the kisser!
YouTube - POW! Right in the kisser! (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eJLCtBmJnos)
HAHAHAHAHAHA
That's the best.
Trip06
02-20-2008, 06:04 PM
^HAHAHA Pow in the kisser,
If you honestly believe you can fly you can, havent you seen the matrix.
This rope is tested for upwards of 350 pounds.
Nitrous in a riding lawn mower I wanna try.
Bears are more afraid of you then you are of them.
smok3y
02-20-2008, 06:53 PM
Do not dwell in the past, do not dream of the future, concentrate the mind on the present moment. â?? Buddha
Peace is not merely a distant goal that we seek, but a means by which we arrive at that goal. - Dr. Martin Luther King Jr.
kgb420
02-20-2008, 07:48 PM
just tap the bowl with the lighter, it won't break..
FlyGuyOU
02-20-2008, 07:50 PM
Chuck Norris is a Punk-ass trick
Blazerboy1
02-20-2008, 11:36 PM
Heres a complilation of famous last words:
"Why won't you die!"
"Hey thats new"
"Of cosure i know what i'm doing"
"Shit" (personal fav)
"Raise the army!"
"Hey look at that Badger/Pigion" (either can be used)
"The leprecons are making me do this" (if this is heard run)
"I'm ok" (after this is spoken, the speaker usally collapsis)
"Oh look that Badger has a gun, do you see?"
"Morgan your a star" -"Yeah i know....oh god i;m going supernova!"
(On a plane) "Are there any poilets no board?!"
"What do you mean you've lost it!"
"Hey I haven't lost it, i just can't find it" (response to above)
" Oh fuck, off its my soul!" (that is usally said to me)
"FREEDOM!" (is almost always followed by recapture)
"Release the hounds/flying monkeys etc.." (thats famous last words for someone)
"You know the closer it gets the more it looks like a piano"
"have you got a clock in that rucksack?"
hahaha i liked them
love n stuff:hippy:
smok3y
02-20-2008, 11:39 PM
Chuck Norris is a Punk-ass trick
LOL.. Thats very true, I cant stand the guy...
fukitall
02-21-2008, 12:42 AM
LIFES A BITCH
YO TELL EVERY BODY I SHOT HIM
YO DO U LOVE ME
I STILL GOT LOVE FOR YOU
YO DID I DO IT
TELL MY WIFE I FOVE HER
BlazinINthe617
02-21-2008, 09:01 AM
Dude, I wonder if it tastes bad...
I had actually used this one the other day when I was smokin my home-made bong and we left it out there was some dry and old smoke left in the chamber so I figured that it would do a lil' something for me.....but it didn't and I wound up in my sink COFFING (thats how it shud b spelt) my lungs up.....LMAO the whole time tho because i was high as fuck man....good times:stoned::stoned:
northerngrower
02-21-2008, 01:48 PM
"would you jump off a bridge if your friend does?"
smok3y
02-21-2008, 04:41 PM
Lifes a bitch and then you marry one..:D
TheSmokingMonkey
02-21-2008, 11:22 PM
I worked security in a Hospital once and a guy died in front of me...They brought him back once and he looked me in the eyes and goes "OH SHHHHIT..." and he died.
I have always remembered that.Its famous to me.
That's the most awesome thing I've ever heard!
madcowpatty
02-22-2008, 05:26 AM
"Honey, get the camera."
"that feels good!"
"Hey tyrel! Toss my salad!"
hehe... that last one was a bit blunt. blunt... hehe
MadSativa
02-22-2008, 06:51 AM
HAHAHAHAHAHA
That's the best.
I didnt even see that post damn thats frekin halarious. He hit the floor and said ....WTF hahaha
palerider7777
07-26-2009, 10:13 PM
did you say set it to 1.22 jiggawatts?
Trip06
07-26-2009, 10:41 PM
"Just drive down that road, until you get blown up"
- General George Patton, about reconnaissance troops
Mississippi Steve
07-27-2009, 12:05 AM
did you say set it to 1.22 jiggawatts?
jiggle 'er whats????:wtf:
COZMOZS
07-27-2009, 12:36 AM
"IT"S ALL FUN AND GAMES UNTIL SOMEONE GETS HERPES":jointsmile:
palerider7777
07-27-2009, 01:50 AM
jiggle 'er whats????:wtf:
huh? u never seen back to the future????:wtf: back at ya...
MadSativa
07-27-2009, 07:03 AM
"Perhaps today is a good day to die"
"well thats not true, look"
"I am sure some one would have said something"
"What do you wana live for ever"
Born To Stone
07-27-2009, 02:44 PM
Famous last words (stolen from Frankie Boyle stand up)
"I bet you I can jump that ticket barrier"
[gazing upwards] "The funny thing is the closer it gets the more it looks like a piano"
"Of course it's not a poisonous snake, what would a poisonous snake be doing on a plane?"
Light It Up
07-27-2009, 04:14 PM
"i wonder what that sign we passed said"
"no officer, of course I wasn't looking at your pistol"
"look, he's just scared thats all. hey little guy!"
"quick take the wheel for me!"
"sir, do you know how fast you were... hey whats that white stuff?"
"come on man we got a black president now, people don't even care if you say ni-"
"he's completely unconscious, watch this..."
seesinthedark
07-27-2009, 06:05 PM
"We will win!, Ya know why? these GOOKS cant aim worth a shit!" Pt sgt. just before the V.C. shot his head off!?! Hobo woods feb 14th 1972about 830 am, ya never forget your first one. a-19 team leader, c team 5/83,5th S.F. group 1st S.F. group.
Mississippi Steve
07-27-2009, 11:44 PM
Here, hold this wire.......
Delta
07-28-2009, 12:11 AM
FAMOUS REDNECK LAST WORDS ....
"HEY YA'LL .. WATCH THIS!!! "
epicsoundz69
07-29-2009, 07:00 AM
No dude, zombies cant do that. (Run/Climb/Shoot a gun/etc.)
Hey, follow me with the flashlight.
Well, it kinda LOOKS like weed...
Who the fuck is Cuck Norris?
I found instructions to make a time machine online.
No, its just one of those gun pipes.
Light It Up
07-30-2009, 01:31 PM
"don't worry, this one just has blanks in it!"
"cutting the green wire..."
"damn, this shits so dank it looks like its covered with glass" :mad:
Markass
07-30-2009, 02:26 PM
"Go ahead, pull the trigger and see what it feels like, it's unloaded"
had I not cycled the weapon...someone could be dead..
WeedFairy91
08-03-2009, 01:44 AM
Hey mom! Look what I can do!
redneck four wheelin . . . "here, hold my beer and watch this!" :jointsmile:
CannaBus420
08-03-2009, 06:40 PM
I worked security in a Hospital once and a guy died in front of me...They brought him back once and he looked me in the eyes and goes "OH SHHHHIT..." and he died.
I have always remembered that.Its famous to me.
Oh my god, I just laughed for like five minutes straight at this. I know it's a little messed up, but that's like the funniest thing I've ever read.
ky1956
08-03-2009, 08:47 PM
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