When I go shopping...

[TX Girl]

... I always forget the cat litter.



and you have to go back for the cat litter.

[Nightcrewman]

I once went shopping for cheese and came back with a cat!

Cheers

NCM

[Acouwaila]

i wouldnt understand.

but you also always have to go back for the cigarettes

[TX Girl]

but you also always have to go back for the cigarettes
true.

and the toilet paper.




I once went shopping for cheese and came back with a cat!
lol! You gotta make a list and remember to bring it with or that kind of thing is bound to happen. Is his name cheese related?

[D.U.M.B]

I once went shopping for some food and came back with an oz of weed instead of food

[Mississippi Steve]

I get the cat food and litter at the same time in the *BIG* bags at Petsmart. Then I only gotta worry with it every other month or so.

I forget things like paper towels

[Nightcrewman]

but you also always have to go back for the cigarettes
true.

and the toilet paper.




I once went shopping for cheese and came back with a cat!
lol! You gotta make a list and remember to bring it with or that kind of thing is bound to happen. Is his name cheese related?


No, the kids named him Ceefor, but I think Cheddar may have been more appropriate.

NCM

[Hilder420]

I once went shopping and came back with a police record.. LMFAO..

[Nightcrewman]

I once went shopping for some food and came back with an oz of weed instead of food

Now that is perfectly understandable, LOL

NCM

[Nightcrewman]

I once went shopping and came back with a police record.. LMFAO..


Now that probably deserves a slow execution LOL

NCM

[Hilder420]

hahaha yeah, perhaps.. It was perfectly justified, so it was ok.. it was funny really..

[WeedyBoyWonder]

I don't own a cat, but I always buy bread that is like 1 day from Use Buy date. do'h.

[dominionxp]

I don't own a cat, but I always buy bread that is like 1 day from Use Buy date. do'h.i think its about time for you to get a kitten or a cat. they make me laugh my ass off when im high as hell and im petting them or playing with them.. when i go to the store, i gotta buy a nice little pack of Newport.

[TX Girl]

My day is now a success. Returned to the store, got the cat litter and the toilet paper and even remembered q tips. I hate being out of qtips but it takes me forever to remember to buy those when i run out

lol, Hilder, ouch, that wasn't on the list! Im guessing it was just one of those days where you shoulda stayed home altogether?

[beachguy in thongs]

I remembered the cat litter, this week. I forgot the toilet paper. :toilet_claw:

[Hilder420]

lol, Hilder, ouch, that wasn't on the list! Im guessing it was just one of those days where you shoulda stayed home altogether?
Lol.. no opening up a can of whoop ass in the middle of walmart wasnt on the list.. but its one of those things where improvisational skills are a must. lol.. I went to jail for assault.. pshh, I was defending myself. It was black friday. It was about 7 am and my sister dragged me to walmart. I bumped my cart into another woman's cart and she gave me al look, assumed I didnt speak english and called me a stupid mexican, so i called her a dirty something or other, she said I should go back to my country, I laughed at her, she lunged at me, I punched her and she fell on her ass.. I was hauled off and arrested.. fun day. thats what happens when I dont have my morning bowl. lol..

[Bluntmasterbabe]

I always make a list, even if I'm only picking up a few things. If not, I'd be so lost. Works for me:)

[birdgirl73]

I forget paper towels, Ziploc bags, and paper plates most often. I can even forget stuff when I have them on a list, which is seriously lame.

I get sensory overload in grocery stores and it affects my memory and concentration. Plus I'm always running into people I know and then having to hurry to get out and get someplace else on time.

[crudemood]

I once went shopping and came back with a police record.. LMFAO..

Hilarious

[Hilder420]

hahaha thanks.. i thought so..

[TX Girl]

Yup, WalMart certainly brings out the best in people, eh, Hilder. What a bitch! I bet she's not as quick to run her mouth since making your acquaintance ;)


I am a list making foool. Sometimes I actually remember to bring the list & I will still forget the cat litter cause it is
waaaaaaaaaaaaaaay over there------------>
and I'm spending all my time over <------here picking out pudding or fruit roll ups or what ever. I am always antsy to get out of there.


I go crazy from how many times you have to touch each product before its in your pantry. 1-toss in cart 2 toss from cart to conveyor belt. 3 put bags back in cart. 4 put bags in car. 5 bring in house and finally 6 put in fridge or pantry. Can't we come up with a better way.

[otottoto]

Hilder what city was is in? And my god there are a lot of Texans on this thread... makes me feel proud lol

[geonagual]

I always make a list and check it twice..I am one of the most efficient grocery shoppers you will ever meet...plus, I always peg the total within a dollar or so..don't forget the coupons!

[Hilder420]

I would certainly hope so.. She was probably one of those people who talk shit to everyone because no one ever put her in her place. I learned something that day too.. I shouldnt go to walmart sober and the floors of walmart makes a nice hollow popping sound when a head hits it.. hard.

[geonagual]

where is my Texas insult joke book..I know it is around here somewhere...they don't call it Tex-Ass for nothing. LOL..

Please dont shoot me with your BIG guns..cause we all know everything is big in Tex-Ass..

really..just kidding..please dont kill me..I still have things to live for

[TX Girl]

Get him, Hilder!

[geonagual]

I would certainly hope so.. She was probably one of those people who talk shit to everyone because no one ever put her in her place. I learned something that day too.. I shouldnt go to walmart sober and the floors of walmart makes a nice hollow popping sound when a head hits it.. hard.

I am exactly the same way...I NEVER allow anyone to talk shit about me and let it go unnoticed..even if I hear someone is saying something behind my back I will confront..that is a sure way to nip it quickly..
Plus, that was straight up racist..what a dumb bitch..excuse my french..why do people say that? French..bitch is not french.

[TX Girl]

my fave state TX joke is

Why hasn't Texas fallen into the ocean yet?
because Oklahoma sux!

yuk yuk yuk

I would guess every state close to water has the same joke

[TX Girl]

lmao.... well as long as you learned something and got a great story out of it then it was a worthwhile day!

[geonagual]

Get her FlyGuy..that is the only person on here I know is from Oklahoma...

[TX Girl]

pffftt
I'm not skeered of no Okie!

[Hilder420]

haha Id like to get him.. hehe lol..
Im In Houston, and yeah, theres quite a bit of us texans here.. Texas is awesome.. I wouldnt want to live anywhere else. well, maybe except for colorado. well, What I said to her was a racist insult, but she started it.