NEW GAME THREAD! I LIKE THIS1

[robert42]

Ok new game!

Heres how u play

I say a line next person finishes it of but leaves it open for the next person to continue and so on and so on and so on! so its like 1 big story.

START:

I was walking. Walkin. Walkin. I looked left and then i saw a ............

[J4ay20]

a dude walking down the steet with 6 O's in his hands, so...

[adh endo]

i crossed the road and started to talk to him. he said....

[Alwaysstoned]

want some crazy weed its very potent it costs ....

[maryjanemama]

One million dollars...and then I noticed the midgit in his baby sling that looked just like him! So I said...

[Alwaysstoned]

get stuffed i will give ya a doller he pulled out ...

[Kid Dynamite]

a contact, and asked me to sell hin my soul in return for the weed which was magic holy super skunk

[sToNeDpEnGuIn420]

that would get you stoned just from smelling it but

[Alwaysstoned]

i said ok but only if u promise not to ....

[Alwaysstoned]

soz didnt refresh! that would get you stoned just from smelling it but..
it comes with these free sunglasses they make you...

[ride n get high]

Trip bawls but all u can see is bannanas walking around with playdo and........

[Alwaysstoned]

they often attack you with plastic spoons its alright as long as you give them .....

[Sensi Super Skunk]

banana pudding, because they are crazy canivores that...

[RIP ODB]

die when sunlight hits them. So after I grabbed those six ounces I went to an ammunition store and bought the biggest...

[sToNeDpEnGuIn420]

BAZOOKA(lol) i could find

[Alwaysstoned]

i couldnt find any ammo for it so i just used over large sausages the bananas..

[Sensi Super Skunk]

So I could kill the dealer and get my soul back, then...

[Ammie]

went for ice cream :D

[Sensi Super Skunk]

After that I smoked six bowls straight, then...

[Alwaysstoned]

passed out on my girlfriends ...

[Sensi Super Skunk]

That raped me in my sleep, after I awoke...

[Alwaysstoned]

i smoked another 6 bowls and passed out when i awoke...

[Sensi Super Skunk]

I was still the highest that I've ever been, but the roomed smelled like funky fish, so I...

[Alwaysstoned]

left to try and find my long lost...

[Sensi Super Skunk]

giant kite. It was a windy day so I...

[Alwaysstoned]

decided to fly my kite until it...

[Sensi Super Skunk]

caught a giant gust of wind, and I was airborn, and scared as fuck, then...

[Alwaysstoned]

i smoked six bowls and...

[anycraic]

dressed up as a clown and ran down the street shouting "the end is nigh!!!!" until i fell over and saw a....

[Sensi Super Skunk]

I saw a giant circus elephant running towards me, then...

[Alwaysstoned]

smoked six bowls and kicked his ass but...

[Sensi Super Skunk]

The police tried to arrest me, but...

[sToNeDpEnGuIn420]

I found ammo for my bazooka and blew up the police but..

[kyle]

i smoked a fat spliff with them and they passed out but then a giant pineapple came thundering toward me and tried to....

[Sensi Super Skunk]

eat me but I pulled out a grenade and...

[Alwaysstoned]

threw it into a fireworks factory for a distraction ....

[anycraic]

i was beginning to realize that i was having a strange day, but then i

[adh endo]

accidently got half the town high from 2nd hand smoke, which is when....

[Alwaysstoned]

smoked six bowls and mellowed out ....

[adh endo]

untill my friends came around, and we

[Sensi Super Skunk]

smoked more bowls, then we...

[Alwaysstoned]

played a game of monopoly i won but one of my friends ...

[Sensi Super Skunk]

barfed all over the board...

[Alwaysstoned]

i jumped out the window and ran into a....

[anycraic]

at which point u rubbed myself in butter and tried to shave with a brick, but as i was doing this my friend ran up to me and said

[sToNeDpEnGuIn420]

Thats not syrup thats applejuice!

[kuulbns]

"what are you,.. stoned?" I turned to him and said "yeah dude you gotta try this weed"! So I took a shower, brushed my teeth and headed out to....

[anycraic]

we were fucked up

[anycraic]

but we went to the zoo

[Alwaysstoned]

the cheese factory where i..

[Sensi Super Skunk]

ate so much cheese that...

[Alwaysstoned]

i had to smoke some more pot to settle my self the woner came and said..

[Sensi Super Skunk]

that cheese was old and had maggits in it. I...

[Alwaysstoned]

said thats a lie they were just small worms not maggots...

[Sensi Super Skunk]

the owner said, my mistake, those were blood sucking leaches!

[Omun]

So, I took the leeches and headed off on my fishing boat to catch some...

[poorman3]

mermaids because i was horny, the boat sprang a leak...

[GHoSToKeR]

....and potato soup, but i wasnt hungry, so instead i asked for....

[Sensi Super Skunk]

A stick of chewing gum that was designed to...

[kyle]

make me see bugs bunny directing rough porn with morgan freeman but instead i saw ......

[Sensi Super Skunk]

into the future where cannabis was finally legal, but...

[Rarrr]

some fat cunt ate all the porridge and hansel and gretel couldnt find their way back from the ginger bread house so they...

[kyle]

said fuck it and loaded the bong and thats when.............

[sToNeDpEnGuIn420]

the pilsboury doughboy popped up next to me and...

[poorman3]

farted a limp bizkit that rapped a song about...

[anycraic]

marmalade

[GooseBear]

Woah! that was the greatest story

[Alwaysstoned]

and i woke up and it was all a dream

[Rarrr]

and then realised that I was trippin balls the night before

[LonerStoner]

That's when my pillow began to talk to me and I got the hunch it was still the night before...

[sToNeDpEnGuIn420]

*****!!!!! Beginging of new story!!!!!!!!!*********

So i was walking through the amazon with my backpack full of weed until...

[robert42]

i farted and it fell out my bag and a monkey ran up to me with a long thing in his hand and said: .........

[confused]

put a hat on with wings attached but ...

[confused]

didnt read the rest probably fucked it up ime gonna go hide now cos my nose has gone fuzzy

[robert42]

lol and then i said to the monkey HEY THATS NOT YOUR .. . . . . . .

[XTC]

Crack Rock

[robert42]

Yea that aint ur crack rock give it over then he puts his hand down his.......

[XTC]

Mouth and is turning blue

[robert42]

he looks up takes 1 last breathe and says.....

[confused]

look after my pet emu dingo hese magic and ...

[robert42]

he coughts up buds of pure ganja :D would you like me to get on my knees and.......

[dog420]

clean ur shoes?.........

[confused]

but the monky dies and floats up to monky heaven but points a magical finger at the trees and they all turn into ...

[robert42]

big giant DILDOS and they all sing the song......

[confused]

"sing a happy happy happy happy happy song" until a massive giant come and pulls them all out of the ground to take them home to his giant lesbian porn club where the massive lesbians hu are giants with purple teeth and green hair all...

[robert42]

down to there ankles take them and eat them then the burn them alive and use there ashes as fertz to grow there 900ft ganja plant for the gods of ......

[GHoSToKeR]

cockroach infestations......

[Sensi Super Skunk]

That will rule the future world but...

[robert42]

they only have 1 leg so it takes them twice as longto rule the future world whilst fight the Zygonz the crazy . . . . . . . . .

[confused]

chicken snake man who likes to eat....

[Sensi Super Skunk]

man eating worms with wings that can...

[confused]

act as aeroplanes and fly people to bonga conga land where they...

[Alwaysstoned]

they sing and dance merrily until,,,

[confused]

they get the munchies and look for some jacobs crackers with marmite and butter but one of them gets lost and ....

[Sensi Super Skunk]

a magical stoner gnome comes and...

[confused]

asks them if they want some magic beans that....

[Sensi Super Skunk]

that grew G-13 plants that grew magically fast and flowered in 1 day...

[Sensi Super Skunk]

but also grew high in the clouds where...

[confused]

the magic purple pixies were, where they lives in mushrooms and liked to give people

[confused]

....

[robert42]

HANDJOBS and dispose of their ........

[confused]

sparkly gloves then put on long spiky shoes so they could dannce with the anel dwelling butt munkys and play strip poker with the space age munchkin men becoz they were very....

[Alwaysstoned]

handsome like a hamster in lycra untill...

[confused]

they tried to save a nongle noo fomr outer space and got runover by a space train which....

[az666]

only carried passengers whose first name rhymed with their second. For expamle...

[confused]

tinky winky, humpty dumpty and many more, but tinky winky lost his handbag which had 20 pre-rolled spliffs in and started to...

[az666]

bonk the....

[confused]

wall which made humpty dumpty fall off and...

[Sensi Super Skunk]

bust his head, so he smoke 3 bowls of G-13 and...

[Alwaysstoned]

cracked into little pieces but...

[Sensi Super Skunk]

the pied piper came and...

[robert42]

Sprayed them all with white....

[confused]

started to try and play his pipe but was mashed and relized it was a spliff so started to smoke it which made the peices of humpty dumpty...

[Alwaysstoned]

get high of the second hand smoke and gather them selves re making humpty into the shape of a...

[confused]

cannabis leaf and so he was renamed his new name was...

[Kid Dynamite]

Cheech Dumpty, but that meant his first name and second name didnt rhyme, so he was thrown out of the door.

[Sensi Super Skunk]

It was all a dream, good, so I get up and the first thing I do is...

[LilRedDevil]

Call my dealer for a fat sack full......................

[Icculus]

but he sent me a sack of bacon laced with pcp instead . . .

[smokedawg]

was too stoned to fly the fucker, so i...............

[smokedawg]

SORRY FUCKED UP!!!!

So i smoked it and...........

[Sensi Super Skunk]

it was lace with...

[LilRedDevil]

Crack! So I cooked that shit down! ~LMAO~ JOKE! :D

[confused]

and got a cold so had to go to the docters where they drilled holes in my head to find out what was rong and sent me to live with beetlejuice where he ...

[juggalo420]

molested me, so i stabbed him with a ....

[confused]

carrot and hit him over the head with a flying tuna fish till i could see a flying suacer in the shape of an fryed egg come down to save me when i saw it i ....

[crystal clear pepsi]

....whipped my dick out slapped the clown in face with it , then he fell down and got a hemorage in his head , but i was triping so hard off the shrooms i didnt care , not it was time to do sum coke with my land lord and eat her snatch cause i couldnt make this months rent againt everything was goin as usual with no hang us,, when all of a suddenly slidin outta her pussy came a giant slimey smelly...............................

[robert42]

MINI VERSION OF PEE WEE HERMAN AND HE LOOKED AT ME EYED ME UP AND SAID IN A GAY WAY.........

[az666]

id hate for you to be misunderstood in any informative way, but the size of your penis dosent relate to me on any other day...

[crystal clear pepsi]

......but yet today it does ... and i said to it your a fuckin masterbater man and he was like I KNOW YOU ARE BUT WAHT AM I so in that instant i cut his pecker off then hid the remains in my lanlords bung hole but after i did she ripped such a toxic waste smeelin rotten fart that..........

[Funken Monken]

I found myself incapable of using spoons, and all the things in my pockets that were once straighht had now gone curly. Seeing a angry mob of boild eggs on the horizon, I thought it about time that I.......

[robert42]

lifted my left leg up doped my pants and dropped a load it stank so i scooped it up put it close to my nose opened my mouth and............................

[confused]

blew on it but to my amazment it started to gloww and turn into loads of reely big....

[crystal clear pepsi]

...cum wads which i have to my landlord in case i was on vacation next month when the rent was due, now as it gets dark i smoke 50 joints and try to think about a life that so dosent closely resemble hell so i now i sleep and wait for tommrow to cum, dsdamn its morningand i dont know ehere i am , i look around me and i find taht i .....

[confused]

have grown 2 heads in the night i look at the other head and my blood chills i scream and close my eyes hoping its a dream because the head next to me is the head of.....

[Funken Monken]

...inventor and jet-age pioneer, Sir Frank Whittle. And not only is it his head, its his body, and the first in his line of experiments that evetually went on to help the allies win the war. But it was a simple experiment, and it easily allowed for....

[slipnslide087]

bryan boytano, so i reach in between my matresses and pull out my .38, and without hesistation i point it to his stupid fucking head and then he blurts out.....

[slipnslide087]

FUCKED UP-----i will try again later as it gets longer im pissed.

[Alwaysstoned]

me 2 find out the difference between mouve and purple ....

[robert42]

and wonder the streets of pee wee herman town but then i heard on the news that Bin Laden was found dead!! yes dead he was found at micheal barrymoores house they said he was a suicide BUMMER! So i ran and ran to see...................................

[dog420]

.....the 'come back gig' for The New Kids on the Block concert, then i was off to..........

[robert42]

robert42 house cos every1 knos he throws the bets party he had 1 pound of bud :D and over 2 grands worth of booze and 10..........

[slipnslide087]

hoes....

[ermitonto]

who are later revealed to be shemales, so he freaks out and...

[robert42]

does a shit all over my jimmy choo's so i........

[az666]

end up smoking the bud and drinking the alcohol and fucking the shemales and then yoiu decide you need sum food, as you run to the shop, you are pulled down a dark alley, you turn to see who it is, it is non other than the infamous whoopie goldberg.
"whats up ma..........

[robert42]

mam!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! omg i knew it was you i cant wait to .........

[Sensi Super Skunk]

she you star in the new film called...

[Alwaysstoned]

my ass is on fire which stars terry wogan of bbc radio 3 so ...

[robert42]

they all can do the hacky packy dance :D:D:D and lick loads and loads of big old.........

[slipnslide087]

chimichangas and chug loads of bong water just before they go roll in the street until...

[robert42]

they fart and piss there selves then have to go to the ........

[slipnslide087]

laundromat, to find a slut for the evening. after sitting around there for hours with no sluttage, they get the fuck outta there and go grab some...

[robert42]

chilli pepper to sprinkle on our weed becuase im so crazy i just wanna do thehooka pampa dance with all my..........

[slipnslide087]

balls out....

[basket case]

but after a while that got boring so.....

[robert42]

we all decided to go to the cinema with a kilo of coke to snorth between the 140 of us and when we got there we saw......................

[Darkneon420]

...that we accidentily walked into the wrong thearter that was showing pornographic movies that involved....

[slipnslide087]

so we went and got 2 more kilos of coke bc we decided we would get yayed out instead. so we got fucked up as hell and then..

[CanaBliss]

wanted more so...

[az666]

got some....

[robert42]

blueberry and we coated it in horse shit cos that gets u more..........

[Sensi Super Skunk]

ripped, so I rolled and smoked it, then realized...

[Harmony Stoner 420]

that i lost my lighter last time i smoked...so I..

[Rarrr]

went to the snack bar to find the michilen man but he was busy pimpin rhinos so we went....

[Belleza]

out to try to make a spaceship that will take us back in time and....

[Sensi Super Skunk]

hang with the hippies...

[Belleza]

but sum of dem were all nasty kinky and liked butt-sex, one of da chicks said...

[slipnslide087]

IN DA BUTT BITCHES!!!! LETS SHMOKE SOME WEED!!!!!!!!!!

[robert42]

and do the happy burger man dance with ...

[slipnslide087]

the cast original cast of the wizard of oz. when we were done dancing we all whipped out some .357's and told them to take us to those fucking poppy fields, so they did, and when we got there....

[robert42]

i oiled the tinmans nuts and polished his..........

[Funken Monken]

...bag od sandwiches off. Shortly after doing that, and harvesting the opium from the poppies, I spotted the 14th presedent of the united states flying over the Emerald city at around 14,000 feet, brandishing a large flag with a picture of.....

[chix4bud]

george bush smokin crack with the aliens while.............

[basket case]

i sat back and smoked a fat blunt

[SashaOxOxMarie]

Then I saw a...

[sToNeDpEnGuIn420]

purple people eater running at me full speed, luckly im high so i can do matrix stuff(i thought to myself) until...

[Bman719]

I noticed I wasn't wearing any pants.... so i must've looked i was doing the porno version of the matrix until...

[SashaOxOxMarie]

I saw my mother and she said...

[sToNeDpEnGuIn420]

no hanky panky without a raincoat MISTER!

[SashaOxOxMarie]

And then I turned beat red and...

[Bman719]

got the hugest stiff one in my life....

[Sensi Super Skunk]

so I went to the strip club...

[ermitonto]

and got thrown onto the curb by a bouncer for whipping it out and choking my chicken feverishly...

[Sensi Super Skunk]

at the stripper, although there was a "no touching" policy, so I...

[Belleza]

grabbed a bitch my her fake tity and she fingered my ass hole, i was like....

[SashaOxOxMarie]

"whoa" How did you know I like that? And then I....

[chix4bud]

asked the bitch to go bodysurfin with me down at the beach,we got all lit up to the sounds of.......

[robert42]

birds makin love and.......

[slipnslide087]

and bees, just beeing bees, in the wind....gentle wind, but definately some wind. buzz buzz.....buzzzzzz.....

[Belleza]

then i tried to kill some fag with a small pocket knife but...

[sToNeDpEnGuIn420]

the stripper said NO thats my husband you cant do that!, until....

[Belleza]

i slashed the mutherfukers throat and chopped off her fake tities!! after that i found a badass diamond covered bong so i smoked a shitload of bud so i was trippin out...

[sToNeDpEnGuIn420]

and the cops came up to me and asked if i killed this guy, and i was like wait one sec....gave him a hit of my bong and hes like what oh well give me some of that and ur free to go, so i gave him the tinyist bowl ive ever gaven and he was off then i....

[Belleza]

got me some cranberry juice but i saw a kangaroo rolling a blunt but he wasn't doing it right...

[sToNeDpEnGuIn420]

so i stepped over next to him and was like HEY! but then he kicked me in my head so i was like....

[Belleza]

"u ass!" then he started crying and asked me to breast feed his one legged pony...

[slipnslide087]

a small pony....not big...just a small, quaint,....little little pony. with one leg. small pony.....

[Bro DZ]

Just as George Carlin himself crawled like freakin spider-man out from under the single largest purple mushroom in existence

[chix4bud]

then he shimmied into his batmobile,lit up a big fattie,then proceeded to whip out his cell phone and call......................

[slipnslide087]

cher...

[robert42]

so lets all get fuckin mashed up and go kill sum fuckin....................

[BUZz UK]

evil turtles, but greenpeace came and kicked the shit out of us, so...

[chix4bud]

we left with cher, so we could steal some of her diva oufits.... to wear to the grammies...... and......

[slipnslide087]

and shoot a few bitch ass celebs in the face....

[chix4bud]

ok just as long as you do not shoot johnny depp, take any 1 else like joan rivers .... maybe you could also........

[robert42]

get a brown finger from poking joan rivers in the.......

[az666]

boob.....

[chix4bud]

yeah you will see alot of boobs at the academies not grammies,,(my bad) and you might also see......

[robert42]

pee wee herman!!! and we can get his autograph and he can show us his....

[christy]

penis like he showed all other little boys and gurls he showed hahaha

[ermitonto]

...but as we were driving to the Grammies in the Batmobile, a North Korean nuclear missile hit the road right in front of us. Luckily it was so crappily built that it didn't detonate, but it blocked the road, so we...

[19UPinSMOKE86]

...sat down and smoked like 4 blunts and fell asleep, but when we woke up...

[chix4bud]

we saw that we had been abducted by aliens.... we were in the mothership, and the aliens were............

[robert42]

visiting cornwall to get there daily pasties when they saw...

[ermitonto]

a taco that crapped ice cream...

[19UPinSMOKE86]

...and we found out tha world was a reality show for aliens when suddenly...

[robert42]

they fuckin started droppin shit on every1 and squirting.....

[chix4bud]

pickle juice, out of their

[19UPinSMOKE86]

....uhh pee

[robert42]

settle for both...

then they squited all that pee and pickle juice and laughted at me so i ran downstairs and ..................