disapointing results

[ferd]

i have tried just about every recipe. brownies, firecrackers, jell caps. nothing gets me that total stone that everyone is talking about. it really frustrates me that everyone else feels this euphoria that i really only get to enjoy if i quit toking for a year and get that first high again. i don't want to quit that long. i like to get high. i wanna cry.

[randomname4888]

smoke it :thumbsup::)

[O. G. ganja smoker]

are u making them the right way or are you just throwing the dank in with the mix(brownies)

[ferd]

trust me i smoke it. i'm just tired of the throat hurting. i also want that buzz that i hear so greatly about. i grind it up and simmer it in oil high in fat. i do things according to recipes in the forums and different web pages.

[bogoljub777]

it always suprises me to hear this. how can people not get that high when they eat it?

if you want to get really blasted, take 2 grams of weed. chop it up fine, leave in all stems and leaves.

then coat the chopped up weed with oilve oil. lightly coating, not drowning.

then place the weed in a apn on the stove. cook it until you hear the oil crackle and the weed starts to turn brown.

then eat it. you can swallow it whole, or you could put it on some other food.

if you follow my instructions exactly, you will be higher then you wanted to be.

[ferd]

i don't have olive oil at the moment. can i use vege oil or coconut oil. i have read the threads with your beef with coco oil. personaly i don't care about the whole breaking down issue and what fats do what. i just want to know if i can use either of these to in place of olive due to the fact that i don't have it right now.

[bogoljub777]

sure you can. you can use any fatty oil.

which oil you use is not important. i dont give a shit. i just like olive oil.

all i care about is.... correct mixture of oil and weed, and the use of high heat.

it always amazes me to hear about people who say they dont get high when they eat it. it makes you wonder if they are really even using pot.

it really does. i never hear that problem with the pot users i know. when guys and girls i know cook with it, they always say its too potent.

it makes you wonder.... if all these people claiming it dosent work for them are even in the pot culture.

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[Coelho]

Eat them with an empty stomach. If possible, after several hours without eating anything. Eating weed with full stomach simply doesnt work.

[ferd]

i made some brownies once and my friends said they were torn down hard from it. nothing for me. i wondered that day if it was true or a placebo effect for them. i really don't think i could be that tolerant that it wouldn't effect me. but i don't know, i'm going to try your method on friday bogoljub777. now a couple of questions if you don't mind.
1. what temp should i set the stove on?
2. does the pan and weed heat up evenly together or should i heat the pan first?
3. from the point you start cooking to finish, about how long does it take(just so i can minimize burning it).

[swice1]

i'm just tired of the throat hurting.

get a vaporizer, saves weed and your lungs.

[ferd]

i have one. i don't like it.

[STIMPY21]

ferd use the vapoduff in organic pb. Use a gram or better stirred into a tablespoon of the pb. no cooking involved, and the decarbing will be done correctly assuming you have a vape works ok. Keep trying. It does work and when you get it working it does better IMHO than smoking. I am now capable of making potent firecrackers, but at first I failed several times. I just kept trying. If others get off on your efforts but it doesn't have any effect on you try eating some lethicin jelcapsfor a day or 2 before you plan to consume the goodies.They are available at GNC, and other places where you might get supplements. They have been known to help in some cases where people do not metabolize fat very well. Keep trying and post back with any up dates. very hard to type this as I have now a nearly crippling stone
STIMPY21

[ferd]

stimpy21 thanks for your info. but before i can try that i need to understand what you are talking about. first of i don't think my vaporizerworks very well. and i don,t understand IMHO. i'll try the jell caps if they are not to pricy

[Weedhound]

I had to eat weed quite a few times before it started working for me. The same thing happened when I started smoking and then once I DID start getting stoned....watch out. But I can honestly say there have been some times when I've eaten some cookies or brownies that I made myself so I KNOW what's in them and how much and still haven't copped the buzz I expected but generally I LOVE eating weed and will choose it over smoking any day. I dislike vaping as well ferd......just doesn't seem to be a very impressive way to use it to me. Too much trouble, hassle, waiting for things to cool down or heat up etc etc...

I agree with Stimpy, keep trying. You might want to try some coconut oil (available in health food stores) to cook with. Easy to work with and absorbed easily into the system I think (just my opinion but I've used olive oil as well and I think coconut oil works better and is more easily digested) It's not expensive and a little will go a long way.

[bogoljub777]

ok.... ferd-

ah..... heat the pan before cooking. if you are on an electric stove, cook betwween 4 and 6 on the big burner.

when you see the weed start to turn brown, and you hear the oil crackle, you are getting close to completion.

if you already have the pan heated, it should take like 2 to 5 minutes. not very long. watch it close.

also..... try to keep the weed all together in a little pile. it should hold together since its soaked in oil.

then just eat it all. i dont even do this method anymore because its too potent.

but also.... even if the weed gets burnt it will still work.

[bogoljub777]

here is what you dont want-

you dont want the oil and weed to sperate. thats why i say lightly coat it.

if you use too much oil, and the oil runs in the pan..... then there goes all your thc into that oil.

you could drink the oil raw i suppose..... but i just keep the weed and oil together, dont let them seperate while it cooks, then when the weed turns brown, take it off the stove and eat it when it cools.

weed and all.

[STIMPY21]

ferd the vapoduff is the spent weed after it is used in your vaporiser. Having been heated when you vaped it it needs no further processing, just mix it with your oil source, whether it be pb, nutella, coconut oil, olive oil, butter it makes little difference. When making brownies/cookies/breads it is better to make the butter/oil first and them add it to the recipie. What kind of vape do u have??
STIMPY21

[ferd]

boboljubi tried your style. exactly how you said. sorry to sat, nothing but wasted weed. i'm not discouraged, i'll try it again.

stimpy, i don't know what kind it is. the weed just sits in in a electric heated bowl. and a dome goes over that. there is a hose at the bottom. i have also tried that light bulb vape. that thing murdered my throat.

[bogoljub777]

that sucks. i was almost sure you would not be dissapointed.

please tell me what you did in order, and how.

[ferd]

wow! sorry for hacking your name up above. i ground up , rooled it around till it was moist. just before it would be a paste. still crumbly but wet. started out around medium and gradually increased the heat until starting to turn brown. removed from heat and scarfed.

[bogoljub777]

oh. did you add oil? and if you did add oil... how much cannibus did you use?

[bogoljub777]

you need to add the olive oil or any oil you wish. but not drowning it in it.

if you added the fatty oil, and the oil and weed didnt seperate when cooking.... then it should have worked. it works for me every time.

[soczsexy]

i didnt follow the recipe exact,

i Used gram crackers broken in half, smuckers organic PB, and about a bowl and a half of weed .6 ish.

preheated my oven for 325, wrapped up the crackers in foil, backed for 23 minutes quickly took out and threw them in the microwave for 13 seconds.

i was so fucked up i couldnt feel my legs(tried walking, didnt work)

[ferd]

i'll try it out

[bogoljub777]

yes so cz sexy..... that is the reply i expect! i never understand when people say they cant feel it. my expierence has been that its often too strong.

the key is.... fatty oil (penut butter has the oil of peanuts in it, which is a vegetable fatty oil) and high heat.

notice she put her oven on "325". it wasnt on 100 or 150. it was on 325.

oil and the heat, equals a very trippy treat!

[soczsexy]

yes it was a BIT too strong i think, i coulnt walk from one end of my house to the other, (halfway maybe) without finding myself sitting on the floor. but well, it was different, maybe ill use less next time.

[bogoljub777]

that is funny. but im not laughing at you! at least thats not how i mean it.

my expierence with eating it is the same as you. even a full gram can be too much.

i found that about half a gram is right. if the weed is real good. but if its not that good.... i say go 1 gram.

anything more then 1 gram is way too much. many times i ate so much that i even considered calling the ambulance to help me. lol

[Flameon]

i found that about half a gram is right. if the weed is real good. but if its not that good.... i say go 1 gram.

anything more then 1 gram is way too much. many times i ate so much that i even considered calling the ambulance to help me. lol

Half I gram is it now?

I can't keep track of the changes you keep making to this 'infallible' method.
First it was only use 1 gram, then you started telling other people to use two grams, and now you've cut it down to a half!
I wish you'd make up your mind lol.

[bogoljub777]

buddy!

first off... how the hell would you remember each recomendation that i made? lol. how in the world.

and second.... you are correct. i do remember making different advice amounts. and here is why.

to the people who were like " it never works for me, blah blah blah...." well i told them 2 grams. lol. that oughta give them a ride.

i also recommended 2 grams to people who were very excited to get really messed up.

but to the person who has been there already.... like "cz sexy".... she is not complaining that it dosent work or that she wants to get super stoned...... so i advise her on the amount to take which is fun but isnt too much.

so thats why the advice on differening amounts. for the people who i could tell were looking to get monster stoned.... or the ones who say it didnt work, i recommended more then enough.

bu i can clearly see that "czsexy" has "been there done that". as i have. so i recommend to her an amount which is fun, but not too much like last time.

[bogoljub777]

i suppose that "cz" could even go as low as a quarter gram and still get stoned. but make sure the heat is high. maybe even a 10th of a gram.