UA Test ?'s

[geevis07]

Hey guys,

I have a pre-employment UA test in two weeks and am looking for a little bit of advice.

About myself:

I am 6'0" 165 lbs with about 8% body fat, athletic and a pretty high metabolism. I have been a heavy smoker (2-3 blunts a day) for years now, mostly mids.

I quit one week ago, giving me exactly 3 weeks to detox.

This is what I've been doing:

exercising daily (lifting, running)
sitting in a dry sauna post-workout twice a day for about 20 minutes each time
drinking a good amount of a water/cranberry juice mix
300-500 mg niacin
200 mg super b complex
200 mg cranberry pills
2-3 cups of hot green tea
high protein diet, not even any goodies or snacks

I've also purchased the 16 oz extra strength strip nc complete body cleanser to drink the day of the test.

What are my chances of passing and can anyone recommend any other things I'm missing or should be doing?

Thanks again for your help. The paranoia is getting to me!!

[geevis07]

Oh yeah. One more thing.

I heard I should go into a lazy, hibernation mode a few days before the test with no working out and eating fatty foods as to not release any thc into my urine. Is this correct?

[KNOTME66]

Other then the exercising and drinking water normally...IMHO...all the extra is for peace of mind. YOu have time to buy test strips online CHEAP on EBAY! Test yourself every few days. You sound like you have done your studying with the last couple of days. Eat high fiber/high fat and to be as LAZY as you can.

IF you are still dirty on test day I would suggest doing the dilute. Most of the detox drinks are primary expensive and have you to drink lots of water to go with their "drinks" or "pills" (which you can get your own stuff CHEAPER at a health store). I am not too familiar with the drinks but I have heard some places are able to test for alterations in the drinks. That's why most say the dilution is best...and more natural....and cheap.

[killerweed420]

Definitely pickup some test strips. Your money would have been better spent on synthetic urine rather than a detox kit.

[geevis07]

Thanks guys. Hopefully what i've been doing is enough to beat it.:jointsmile:

[geevis07]

i'm scared of using syn for some reason.

I think I should be good after 3 weeks of heavy detox, but wanted to make sure I wasn't missing any steps.. I'm going to take that drink and follow the dillution method as well the day of my test and hopefully that should be enough for me. I just got back from another 25 minutes in the "sweatbox" sauna.. That thing is pretty helpful I think. I sweat much more than I do when running or lifting.

[killerweed420]

A sauna won't work. You actually have to work out and burn fat. And make sure you stop exercising a couple days before the UA. I would test yourself a couple days before the UA to make sure you're clean. If not another plan of attack.

[geevis07]

I only have 12 more days left to detox. I've only been using a sauna because I hurt my ankle and can't really run on it right now.

I hope to hell that my metabolism works quick enough to rid everything in 21 days. I'm nervous as hell though right now, because if I fail this test I would have wasted over 3 weeks where I could have been looking for another job and will be back to square one with nothing..

I pray the dillution method the day of works for me!!

[slavetopot]

I will tell you once you sub you won't waste any time of energy with trying to get clean. :stoned: Pre-employment piece of cake, they most likely don't watch and you just sub, VERY VERY EASY. Temp and hiding are a breeze with all the information on this site. I have been nailed twice this last year and I never sweat it with QF, when I had a test I would come home and order another QF so this way I am ready all the time. I promise you, just sub, plus it is none of their business what is in your PISS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!:hippy:

[geevis07]

Hey guys,

So I'm only a few days away from my UA.. I've been working out pretty steadily for the past 2 weeks, and eating healthy and often to boost my metabolism. The day of the test will be 21 days w/o smoking. I'm going to hold off on working out until the test, stopping the niacin and trying to be as lazy as possible.

My question is what should I be eating for the next few days?? Foods high in fat ie. Burger King or high in fiber?? I plan on taking some fiber pills, but should I drink some Metumicul (sp?) or something like that to help go to the bathroom more often. I'm also going to start the steak diet today to boost up my creatine levels.

Any advice is helpful.

[KNOTME66]

This is the time you want to continue high fiber, but add high fat as well. The high fat content should start to cover up your normal body fat so that stored body fat is not being released. The high fiber should help eliminate whatever is still "floating" around.

[geevis07]

Thanks Knotme66.

I started the steak diet yesterday and have been hitting up BK for lunch. I usually don't eat red meat, so I'm not really looking forward to the next few days of eating like this, but I have to do what I have to do in order to pass the test.

I just hope all of the effort I have been putting in as far as working out, dieting and now gorging and not being able to go to the gym pays off or I'm F'ed.

Any other last minute recommendations would be awesome.

I'm going to pound 40 oz's of yellow gatorade the day of following the dillution method, along with a strip nc extra strength system cleaner, as well as take aspirin and b complex so hopefully everything works out. I've never been so stressed over a test in my life, even finals in college.

[KNOTME66]

Have you tested yet? Keep us posted please

[geevis07]

I haven't yet. I have to take it on Jan 2nd. I'm going to go out today and buy a home test kit and do a dry run tmrw following the dillution method. I'll update tmrw after taking it.

[geevis07]

Hey guys,

I just took an at home drug test specifically for marijuana and I tested negative after 19 days of abstaining.

I'm pretty happy but still nervous for the official test on Jan 2nd.

Does anyone have any experience w/ this product?

I did not follow the dillution method, but just wanted to check if I could pass it without drowing myself in liquids. I only drank a couple of bottles of water throughout the day and peed a few times.

I'll take another test the day of my UA to double check. My only concern is now how accurate this test is and whether or not I should use the nc strip ultimate strength body cleanser I purchased at gnc. what do you guys think??

[killerweed420]

These dip strips are 99% accurate. You should be fine for the UA now. Just do like you said,test yourself the morning of your UA to be sure and I would still do the standard dillution the morning of the test. Drink 40 ounces of gatorade,piss a few times and use your midstream piss.

[geevis07]

cool thanks killer your the man.

I already purchased some lemon gatorade to down the morning of the test and am going to take another at home test using my first void of the day just to make sure. I'll keep you updated on how things work out.

thanks again.

[geevis07]

one more quick question, I don't have any aspirin lying around the house. is it completely necessary when using the dillution method?

[killerweed420]

Aspirin isn't that important. Its supposed to be an adulterant that tries to inhibit the absorption of the thc molecules but it never seems to have any effect on my home testing. Tried the visine trick a couple times too and it doesn't seem to work either.

[geevis07]

cool thx again killer..

tomorrow is the day, so the nerves are starting to settle in a bit more. If I don't pass that means several more weeks of non smoking which will make me more than slightly irate.

[geevis07]

I just took another at home test w/ my first void of the day and a very faint ghost like line came up, so I guessed I passed. I'm going to be taking my actual UA in a couple of hours, so it's time to start hitting the gatorade.

Wish me luck!! I'll update w/ results when they become available.

[geevis07]

I just took my UA with Quest. It was the 35190N SAP 10-50/2000 w/ NIT.

Does anyone know if this is just a standard test using the 50 mg/nl cutoff?

[killerweed420]

I just took my UA with Quest. It was the 35190N SAP 10-50/2000 w/ NIT.

Does anyone know if this is just a standard test using the 50 mg/nl cutoff?

Looks like a standard 10 panel, 50ng cutoff for thc,2000ng cutoff for opiates. w/ NIT means they are checking for adulterants which is standard.

[geevis07]

cool, that's what i figured it was. i tested negative this morning w/ the first pee of the day, and then drank a good 50 oz of gatorade, but still pissed yellow for the test. so i'm hoping all is good so i can start the new job on monday. I'm going to email the lady in HR on friday to make sure everything is good to go.

I want to twist up a piece right now, but I think I should wait for the results to roll in before I celebrate. I've already waited 21 days, so another day or two shouldn't hurt.

Thanks again for the info Killer

[killerweed420]

Looks like you did everything right. I would wait to:jointsmile: till your hired,just in case you get a negetive dillute. A couple more days won't kill ya.

[geevis07]

No word yet from the lab. I took my UA on wed, and am starting a new position this monday. so i'll keep my fingers crossed that I don't get pulled out of their midday monday or tuesday. I'll update once i know i'm in the clear.

thanks again everyone for your help.

[jeffman]

I want to twist up a piece right now, but I think I should wait for the results to roll in before I celebrate. I've already waited 21 days, so another day or two shouldn't hurt.

Sounds like You did a good job but don't smoke now what ever You do.....It will taste better after You get the good news. Congrats in advance....:thumbsup:

[geevis07]

i started my first day today and no call from the lab, so I think i'm good to go. Thanks Jeffman..

[geevis07]

still no word from the UA I took last wednesday, so i'm pretty sure it's safe to say I passed and will be finishing up my first full week at my new job tomorrow. Thanks again for everyone's help.

[killerweed420]

You'd of heard by now so everything is golden. Good luck on your new job.:thumbsup:

P.S. Be prepared for randoms:jointsmile:

[Geenahful]

I passed my drug test, which is amazing since I smoked a blunt Sunday night and tested Wednesday???? It was a pre-employment test for a large corp. These posts are what helped me pass and I thank everyone! No really....this is a HUGE position and they just called and told me to start Monday! Great....got enough time to celebrate!!!