Grazi Vs. Geo... Scenario battle!!!

[GraziLovesMary]

Geonagual is master of the hypothetical scenario, something I have always been fond of. Something I also pride myself in being able to answer regardless of how absurd or obscure the question may be.

So this is how it goes, we need some scenarios, given to us by outside providers(you, the audience), at which point Geo and I will both come up with answers. The best one wins! Its an unending game, so throw as many scenarios at us as you can! I challenge thee!!

*Disclaimer: statistically speaking, Geo and I are bound to have identical answers to the majority of the scenarios, so in the case of identical responses, whosever posteth first, winneth. Unless the 2nd placer so chooses to create a completely different answer than he was first inclined, attempting to come up with a better/more popular answer.



"Are you ready?


Are YOU ready??





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LETS GET IT ON!!"

[420_24/7]

You walk into your garage(or wherever you keep your car, garage being the generic car storage place) and find your car replaced with a pure breed Arabian horse.
What do you do?

[GraziLovesMary]

I travel with the horse to the middle east and enter that race from the movie Hidalgo across the Arabian desert, then take the winnings to buy my final spot of land(and a new, nicer car), and live happily ever after with my new friend "Horsey."


Worst case scenario I could just plain sell the horse.. its guaranteed to be worth than my car in the first place :p


P.S. great scenario! Keep em up! (oh, and Geo... Im waitin on you! :P )

[friendowl]

graci and geo are mountain climbing up mt.everest
graci slips and falls out of sight but is still attached to rope and geo
geo screams out but no response
geo is not strong enough to pull graci up and dosnt know if he's alive

graci wakes up upside down on a cliff.
wind is blowing so geo cant hear the screams
below is a drop of 2000 feet onto pointed rocks

WHAT DO YOU DO GUYS

[GraziLovesMary]

grazi and geo are mountain climbing up mt.everest
grazi slips and falls out of sight but is still attached to rope and geo
geo screams out but no response
geo is not strong enough to pull grazi up and dosnt know if he's alive

grazi wakes up upside down on a cliff.
wind is blowing so geo cant hear the screams
below is a drop of 2000 feet onto pointed rocks

WHAT DO YOU DO GUYS

Great one! (by the way, I took the liberty to correct my name lol)

I assume that I am dangling by the rope, with no sort of ledge or precipice in my immediate vicinity. This would be the worst-case scenario, so I will start here.

Well.. since it is only a 2000 foot drop to my death, then I am clearly towards the base of the mountain, which could be fortunate, but slightly embarrassing that I fucked up so quickly. The first thing I would do is use the radio that I brought with me to attempt to communicate either with Geo, or with base camp.

Then I would begin inspecting the climbing surface that I am banging against in an upside-down manner. It is either going to be constructed of ice or rock, or a mixture of both. With rock, there are going to be more plentiful and stable handholds. I should easily be able to swing myself around. With ice, I can use the ice-climbing tool that I have strapped to me to begin carving out hand and footholes. Or I could use the corrosion-proof SOG seal knife that is strapped to my right calf.

I slowly and carefully begin scaling my way back up, making sure to hammer in anchors every 10 feet since I clearly hadnt done that often enough. When I have enough slack, I shake the rope and give it several distinct tugs to let Geo know I am still alive, and to wait up but sit tight and conserve energy.

When I get to a ledge, I rest, and eat a couple of energy bars, and hydrate myself a bit. Then I continue on my ascent back to where Geo is. When we are reunited, we continue climbing until we reach the highest point on our planet, then we base-jump off of it, and sail all the way to the Shao-Lin temple, where we train hardcore in Kung-Fu, Wushu, Tai-Chi Chuan, and Wing-Chun until we are masters of the universe.

Then we go to Hollywood and get huge movie deals doing our own stunts and martial arts choreography after making millions on our story of triumph and survival in the grim face of death climbing Mt Everest.


The End.

[dragonrider]

I actually saw a show about two guys who faced this exact scanario a couple of years ago. It was an amazing story! Their solution was different from Grazi's, but I believe they did eventually become masters of the universe.

[GraziLovesMary]

YES!! I WIN!! And did ya hear that Geo? Were gonna be masters of the universe!! Geo??



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Geeeooooo???????


Hey... where the fuck'd he go??

MIA mothafuckas...

[friendowl]

reading this made me laugh in the middle of a serious business phone conversation

[dragonrider]

Freindowl, Grazi and Geo, you need to see "Touching the Void." It's an amazing story of survival that deals with this exact scenario.

[robo scat]

You are on an Airbus A320 at 32,000 ft. somewhere over the Atlantic Ocean, westbound. You are listening to your headphones peacefully, when you hear/sense a stir in the passengers. You peek over your seat, and see that an albino midget is waving a handgun in the air. You take off your headphones to hear what the midget is saying with a thick Russian accent: "I've got a bomb sitting somewhere in the cargo bay of this airpline, set to detonate at the push of this button. I have two other Russian albino midget friends that have already executed the Pilot and Co-pilot, and we are now setting course for Washington D.C. Any brave attempts, and I will detonate the bomb." What do you do?

[beachguy in thongs]

It's Geo's mother's birthday. What do you do?