I have one week to be clean

[SFGurrilla]

What the hell am I going to do? I eat, smoke and live marijuana. I have to quit like I was spose to 3 weeks ago. And I have one week untill I need to pass this thing. Any ideas? Home houlistic detox anything? I heard something about eating a can of peaches and drinking water. I cant affford a detox right now. Any help? Much appreciated.

[killerweed420]

Read the dillution sticky or pickup some synthetic urine. If you've been a heavy smoker subbing is probably your only option.

[SFGurrilla]

I cant do it. The testing is going to be done in front of someone.

[killerweed420]

You can still do it with someone watching. The whizzinator is an option or you can be inventive and make your own. There has been a couple posts where people have made there own.
If you can't do that dillution is about the only other way. Detox kits are very erratic in there working ability.

[FakeBoobsRule]

I heard something about eating a can of peaches and drinking water. I cant affford a detox right now. Any help? Much appreciated.
It's not canned peaches but peach cobbler! :wtf: Why would peaches help? What will help is for you to do some reading of some of the threads here and the search feature. I take it you gotta piss in front of your parents?

[jdon]

...haven't been here in a while but wanted to thank you again for the advice and knowledge you share. I have been at my job for over six months, enjoying a tastey Sierra Nevada Celebration Ale and pulling on some sticky bud. Hope all is well with you during the Holiday Season.

To those of you sweating a test, listen to what FakeBoobs says - you are grasshopper and he is Mr. Myagui. Take care man!:rastasmoke: