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the image reaper
12-19-2007, 01:19 AM
just in from Fox News:

Santa Claus Shot Down In Rio

Tuesday, December 18, 2007

A chopper carrying Santa Claus was shot down over the Nova Mare slum in Rio de Janeiro, Brazil, on Sunday, according to a Reuters report. It was en route to a children's party when it was fired on from below.

No one was hurt, according to the Reuters report.

Rio's Nova Mare section, one of the city's 700-plus slums, is an area know for rampant drug trafficking. Police do not patrol these areas regularly but rather raid them from time-to-time with armored vehicles or helicopters. Brazilian authorities say the shooting was likely a case of mistaken identity.

The brave Santa later returned to the Nova Mare region â?? this time by car â?? to distribute the gifts.

Innominate
12-19-2007, 02:32 AM
I wonder if the Federal Government can convince the American People that Santa's farts are causing global warming.

40oz
12-19-2007, 02:39 AM
Santa stole my cookie jar with all my cookies in it the last time he visited my house. The bastard knew I didn't leave it for him but he took it anyway

Drag187
12-27-2007, 05:02 PM
distribute "gifts" huh? mistaken identity MY ASS!!! ;)