lol wtf happened to this weed?

[Dark]

I wanted to try my hand at green dragon, cannabis capsules and what not, so being short on cash I bought about 20 grams from this dude for 10 Euros. The weed, when smoked doesn't do much, really. But I'm really curious as to WTF happened to it, cause it looks mighty weird.

Sorry for the crappy resolution, but I only have a camera-phone, no actual camera.
The texture is really dried, like dried leaves that fall from the trees and crumple in your fingers if u try to bend them.

Hmmm, apparently the pics are crappier than I thought they'd be, so I'll give a little adde description. The main stems are pretty fragile, and at the lower ends they turn into a stringy composition (WTF), as in you can actually roll them (again, the stems..WTF) into circles quite easily.
Also, the "buds" have really little actual substance on them. They're actually not that well described by the word "buds", more like patches of weed along the stems. Funny thing is, there are really few seeds.

So, any ideas guys?

[Sauce]

i dont know but dat looks like sum back yard boogie!

[Infamous]

It looks like a compressed pile of stems and leaves. To be honest you cant expect much better than that when your getting 20 grams for 10 euros ;)

[expandingeye]

im confused as hell as to why you would need us to tell you that is simply bad quality. no horrible quality.
Ive smoked shit like that before, but im suprised you didnt just figure that out yourself. u should take a pic of all 20grams who knows maybe if u baked that it would end up being a good deal.

[Weedhound]

Are you sure that's actually ganja? :wtf:

[stinkyattic]

All that nice hemp fibre... knit yourself a sweater!

That's the worst looking baggie I've EVER seen on this site in 3 years. Congratulations... it's a dubious honor... someone just sold you the odd bits that are left behind after they harvested all the prime buds off the stems.

Take the good bud off, take the stems back to the dealer, and let him know that paying for a bag that's over half weight in non-smokable bits just isn't cool with you. What a scumbag. Of course, I don't know where you live and how hard-pressed you re to find ANY dealer... but that's just plain WRONG.

[Weedhound]

GO STINKSTER!! :thumbsup:

[stinkyattic]

Hey... what can I say... those little popcorn bits are what I save to run through the grinder for joints... they don't have to be pretty, they just have to WORK... lol
As for the stems, ehhhhhh... yeah... kindling? compost? pick-up-stix?

[NinjaToke]

looks like someone yanked some roots out of the ground and gave it to u

[Dark]

lol, the fact that the quality is far from good was already established. It's just that I don't have that much experience with weed and I'd never seen anything like this before and was really wondering what went down so that it got to look like this.

as for the money and stuff, don't worry, it was a one time deal cause I was short on cash, wanted a larger quantity so as to attempt different cooking techniques, and the price for weed here right now is insane, so I figured 13.5$ for 20g is decent if I'm going to cook it. the total quantity is not 20gs, that's just the amount of actual material I estimated I'd get.

as for "All that nice hemp fibre... knit yourself a sweater!", i'm slightly confused. is it actually hemp? I've had a run in with hemp earlier this year and it seemed to me that this looked different, that it wasn't hemp.
Is it?


RIP for ppl like me living in crappy eastern european countries where good weed is nigh-impossible to find.

[stinkyattic]

It's not industiral hemp, but all members of the genus Cannabis produce valuable fibres; the industrial sort just doesn't produce a noticeable amount of psychoactives.

[4.2O]

wow man, thats the worst weed i have ever seen.
i dont know what some of that stuff is but the shake in the second pic definitely looks like it would get you high.

but for 13 bucks you did get like 3/4 of an ounce. That is also probably the lowest gram to dollar ratio i have ever heard of. i might be tempted to buy it just to laugh at it with my friends.

[Dark]

Yeah, the shake in the second pic gets me A LITTLE high if I activate it and smoke two joints by myself.

[SFGurrilla]

I wanted to try my hand at green dragon, cannabis capsules and what not, so being short on cash I bought about 20 grams from this dude for 10 Euros. The weed, when smoked doesn't do much, really. But I'm really curious as to WTF happened to it, cause it looks mighty weird.

Sorry for the crappy resolution, but I only have a camera-phone, no actual camera.
The texture is really dried, like dried leaves that fall from the trees and crumple in your fingers if u try to bend them.

Hmmm, apparently the pics are crappier than I thought they'd be, so I'll give a little adde description. The main stems are pretty fragile, and at the lower ends they turn into a stringy composition (WTF), as in you can actually roll them (again, the stems..WTF) into circles quite easily.
Also, the "buds" have really little actual substance on them. They're actually not that well described by the word "buds", more like patches of weed along the stems. Funny thing is, there are really few seeds.

So, any ideas guys?

Looks like scruff. Go throw it in the blender with some ice and make hash out of it. A little peice will get you higher then 20grams of that shwag. :rastasmoke:

[TheGreenBuddy]

Looks like you bought his leftovers.

[Infamous]

I just mowed my lawn and i've kept 4 KG of cuttings.







Bidding starts at 10 euros.

[SFGurrilla]

I just mowed my lawn and i've kept 4 KG of cuttings.







Bidding starts at 10 euros.

Lol. Is it the dank? What kind of fertilizer were you using? :stoned:

[trainwreck530]

:S2:

[Metaphor]

thats the worst weed i have ever seen in my life. Is that even weed? If a deal sounds too good to be true than it probably is. You wouldave been better off with 2 grams of real weed.

[ijustloveweed]

You musta gotten a really bad headache when you smoked that.

[Foobag]

hahhahahaha you're kidding me

[robo scat]

That shit looks dank.

[OHIOGOTPURPLEKUSH]

If you get busted with that,the cop deserves to take you to jail! that's not even worth the risk.

[Htown2007]

LOL. is all I can say. Hope you didnt pay too much.

I can get a lb of schwag thats 5x better then that, that actually has lots of buds and is green for under $200. bucks in Houston

[OahuLocal]

IS this a joke?

[Dark]

Hehe, this thread made it to two pages...wow.
I'm glad I could offer you guys a bit of laughter and stuff with this extraordinary weed of mine :D

to be fair, around here we don't get any "good" weed. Nothing that looks even close to the pics posted on here. I mean, yeah, it gets you high...but I can't even imagine how huge the difference is. anyone care to send me a bud via mail? S&H is on me :)))
(j/k, obv)

[Ken2234]

All that nice hemp fibre... knit yourself a sweater!




Way too funny:thumbsup:

[crudemood]

I think you should definately make hash out of it. its the best you can do in situations like this.

[zebulon]

RIP for ppl like me living in crappy eastern european countries where good weed is nigh-impossible to find.

Hey i live in a eastern european country, and we have tons of really good weed here. But it costs a lot...like 10-13$/g....
Thats why i grow weed myself...it costs far less than buying the weed... and you know that your own weed is not full whit chemicals...

[xxMJAHxx]

lol id make my own hemp guitar

[J-dubb206]

that doesnt even look like bud to me haha wtf is that shit