Man cuts off his own penis in restaurant

[Staurm]

What the fuck?:wtf:

BBC NEWS | UK | England | London | Man cuts off penis in restaurant (http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/uk_news/england/london/6586879.stm)

[Sauvagine]

Uh.. wow.

[Infamous]

The food must have been of a poor quality.

[4.2O]

LOL
why would anyone do this?

[Delta9 UK]

Poor bastard, was likely out of his gourd - he is probably quite ill.

[FakeBoobsRule]

Maybe he was trying to repent for his earlier years as a chav!

[cm8883]

I don't even have a pee-pee and that makes me ache.

[Gundari]

Horrible stuff.

[frylok]

I think it's funny......

[Nixxxon]

Best headline, ever.

[Reefer Rogue]

what a nob

[ATrain]

Poor bastard, was likely out of his gourd - he is probably quite ill.

Probably the case. Hopefully he recovers and gets help.

[UrMomsGod]

Crazy Man!!!

[Chong Version 2.0]

That was me. :( I had a huge toke of "Sausage Cutter Haze." It was grown in Antarctica. :jointsmile::wtf::(:mad:

[Cannabis-Sativa]

haha what a dumbass

[Markass]

what...the...fuck...

[JD1stTimer]

Chong, great Avy. I hope the Fabulous Furry Freak Brothers Movie actually gets made. :)

[rebgirl420]

Thats one "tip" I wouldn't want to receive if I was a waitress.

[CheeseOnToast]

It is understood surgeons were unable to reattach his penis.
hah.

[4twentE]

:eek:

[PackAnotherBowl]

Thats not good.

[angry nomad]

DARWIN

[Bongojaz]

i wonder if he ordered fries with that???

[Fencewalker]

He was just being a...(wait for it) dick.

sorry. Couldn't resist...

[WakingDream]

Maybe he wanted to die so that's why he slit his wrist. He also wanted to be know as the badass who sliced his wrist and his dick off.

[dragonrider]

Banger and slash.

[apocolips31]

That is insane I don't know if I could imagine life with mine.

[slavetopot]

WTF :wtf:
Let me smoke and think on this :stoned:
ok stoned now
WTF :wtf:

[yhelothar]

Does he know that we only get one? It doesn't grow back you know.

Btw, BME Pain Olympics was fucking sick. Its a video with the same thing on the menu as this restaurant.

[luvfriday]

Dont bother coming home to me without it!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[StOnEdMoNk]

lol there was this really stupid kid where i lived he was on a bunch of meth and had been up for like a month straight and thought bugs were in his penis so he almost cut it off then went to the hostpital and said some guy tried to stab him and he narced off his buddy so he went to jail got out and got real pissed at the other guy and bashed his face in with a baseball batt 2 weeks after that the guy who almost cut his penis off almost died and now the other guy is getting attempter murder over it all over meth

FUCK SPEED......SMOKE WEED!!!!

[Justonevoice]

This story makes me grab mine and cringe.

[otottoto]

I wonder if he can apply for medical marijuana for the pain... lol

[memoryburner]

Damn...he must have wanted to die. All i can say, is that dude HAD some balls

sorry, it had to be said :D

[HickSS]

Just wrong...its not a lizard tail...Reminds me of that spankwire vid. If you though 2girls1cup was bad, DO NOT see the spankwire vid if someone tricks you into it.

[faded247]

hahaha

[Ganj]

Poor bastard, was likely out of his gourd - he is probably quite ill.

he definitely isn't one of sound mind. and anyway, this isn't the type of thing you really want to get attention for.

[The Baked Head]

ouch!! he must be mentally ill (schizophrenic or the like), and subsequently not looked after, or a total attention whore!.......< ahh okay thats not nice.....with all seriousness, i feel bad for the guy.

[memoryburner]

remind me of this

BME pain olympics

Hatchet vs Genitals - Flurl.com Video Search Engine (http://www.flurl.com/item/Hatchet_vs_Genitals_u_199612)

.................................................. .................................................. .........:wtf:

[crudemood]

haha, a real live dickchop. lol

[crudemood]

remind me of this

BME pain olympics

Hatchet vs Genitals - Flurl.com Video Search Engine (http://www.flurl.com/item/Hatchet_vs_Genitals_u_199612)

HAHA i posted before i saw this.. but yeah this or dickchop. not that i've watched them, ive heard gruesome things about it.

i highly advise you all not to click that link. its not funny.

poor memoryburner, i think he already did..:(

[dragonrider]

i highly advise you all not to click that link. its not funny.

poor memoryburner, i think he already did..:(

It is now burned into memoryburner's memory.

[dragonrider]

I clicked on the link, but there must have been something wrong with the control loading, because the video did not show up. I read some of the comments and realized what it was about, and I was glad it didn't come up. I think fate or karma or something stepped in to save me.

[420_24/7]

I think its a cruel and unusual punishment to save that guy.

Also, if your smart you will stay as far away as possible from anything labeled BME or Zentastic. If you ever read the words "Try not to cum" run... run so far away

[dragonrider]

I think its a cruel and unusual punishment to save that guy.

I kind of agree with that. If this guy wasn't suicidal or crazy before, he certainly will be now. Every day of his miserable life he'll remember that he cut off his own dick. There's no way to come back from something like that. Sooner or later he'll kill himself. I saw this show years ago about a guy who was suicidal, put a shotgun under his chin, blew most of his face off, but didn't die. He was horribly disfigured. A person might be able to go through life that way if it had happened in some kind of accident, but probably not if you knew you had done it to yourself. The self-hate would destroy you, and eventually you would find a way to finish the job.

[greenlotus]

Yikes poor bugger. Good thing it wasn't Korea, hungry up North, not only exotic.

[jessem98]

lmfao this thread delivers

[thekhoso]

poor ol' bugger didn't seem content with the sausages served. was this at breakfast time?

[beachguy in thongs]

"Apart from the man, we understand that no-one else suffered any physical injuries."

Well, I'm glad.

[smok3y]

Maby he wanted the chef to cook up his dick.. lol .. Man that one fucked up dude..

[silkyblue]

at least it was his own pecker and not a finger UUUU

[dragonrider]

Maybe he just misunderstood what it means to "whack off."