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XTC
02-10-2005, 07:36 AM
I might be skydiving with a few friends come summer time. But anyway as me and my buddy were talking about this ( I was really high btw, so I dont know if this is a good idea) Sky diving while on X. Like pop a pill or two an hour before you jump...... Hmm....? Idea, suggestions, or Bad Idea?

RESiNATE
02-10-2005, 09:25 AM
lol...depends on how much adrenalin you can take :D

I never sky-dived before, but I think that I would prefer to do the first jump clean, just to be sure, init...there is such a thing as being hypnotised by the ground (there is a proper term for it, but I can't remember what it is lol) - this is where the diver gets so mesmerised by the on rushing ground, that they forget to pull the cord!!! :eek:

PAF!!

Not a good thing, I think lmfaooo:D

Have a good rush dude - I wish I had the balls to give it a go...maybe I will oneday:rolleyes:

adh endo
02-10-2005, 09:35 AM
cool

id jump clean first time, get the rush

i cant wait till i go. i will one day.

XTC
02-10-2005, 11:01 AM
lol...depends on how much adrenalin you can take :D

I never sky-dived before, but I think that I would prefer to do the first jump clean, just to be sure, init...there is such a thing as being hypnotised by the ground (there is a proper term for it, but I can't remember what it is lol) - this is where the diver gets so mesmerised by the on rushing ground, that they forget to pull the cord!!! :eek:

PAF!!

Not a good thing, I think lmfaooo:D

Have a good rush dude - I wish I had the balls to give it a go...maybe I will oneday:rolleyes:


Wow... I didnt know you can like become in a "dont pull the cord trance".... I certainlly hope that That doesnt happen, and ya Res.. I do not think its a good thing also... But heh... here in the states when you skydive you have to jump with a trained instructor tied to you, your first few times you jump

slipnslide087
02-10-2005, 05:56 PM
hell yeah man im jumpin first time this september.

RESiNATE
02-10-2005, 06:56 PM
here in the states when you skydive you have to jump with a trained instructor tied to you, your first few times you jump
Ah right, I see...they call it a tandem jump, or summat, I think...but, yeah I know what you mean...

...well, in THAT case - toke it up, suck a mint (so that the guy strapped to your back doesn't smell it on yer breath, and stuff), and go rush yer tits off DUDE!!! :D

WooHoo...ya gonna be flying towards the ground at over 10mtrs per second squared, maaan!

S H I T :eek:

lol

t0ke
02-10-2005, 07:03 PM
if some ones gonna do the work for you fuck it take the x man if hes doign the shit for u and rue just falling then y the hello not then again the first x perience is like a high itself hmmm the choices the choices

Hektik
02-10-2005, 10:25 PM
Id like to dive all drunk. Maybe puke on the way down. Good fun

4252
02-10-2005, 11:23 PM
Is it a tandem jump? If not, ou'll be on a static line if it's your first, most likely.

You don't need to be under the influence of anything your first jump. When you look out and realize the sky is pants-pissingly big once you're contemplating leaping out into it, and you've all but forgotten "Arch one thousand, look one thousand...etc." no further stimulation is necessary. I've seen (once) someone pass out on their first jump; it's a heart-stopper. Also, people get killed doing the sport, regularly. You don't want to be impaired in any way. Things can go wrong, under the best conditions. My first jump was memorable, in that I had to choose between a barn roof, a lot full of rusty, pointy-looking farm equipment, and a cornfield, as a landing zone. No prize if you can guess which one I chose (by the skin of my teeth). Your jumpmaster can make an "honest" mistake, and they can send you up on a day that's almost too windy, but not quite, and so on.

Hope you'll report back, and tell about your impressions of that jump.

42

RESiNATE
02-11-2005, 12:26 AM
Nice post, 42 lol
Sensible advice too, dude.

I especially liked these phrases:

"...realize the sky is pants-pissingly big..."
"...a lot, full of rusty, pointy-looking farm equipment..."
and
""Your jumpmaster can make an 'honest' mistake.."

lmaoo...niiiiice :D

4252
02-11-2005, 10:30 PM
Thanks Resin.

42

robert42
02-11-2005, 10:37 PM
1 time go clean then go mad on crack and xtc and jump with only a plastic bag 4 a paraschute NOW THATS FOR THE DARIN :D

RESiNATE
02-12-2005, 12:26 AM
Imagine if you're, like, diving down through the sky, and when the guy pulls the cord, a load of billy cans, socks, a shirt, and some tent pegs fall out of the back? :eek:

"OH SHIT!...I PICKED-UP MY RUCKSACK INSTEAD OF THE SHOOT-PACK!...IT WAS AN HONEST MISTAKE!"

"OH....RIGHT....WELL, WHAT DO WE DO NOW?!!?"

"ERR....ENJOY THE VIEW?.......FOR ABOUT 12.7SECONDS!.....THEN IT'S KINDA..LIKE, A PAF THING!"

:eek:
:D

passit420
02-12-2005, 12:47 AM
ow do they find u to pick up

Sensi Super Skunk
02-12-2005, 01:04 AM
Imagine if you're, like, diving down through the sky, and when the guy pulls the cord, a load of billy cans, socks, a shirt, and some tent pegs fall out of the back? :eek:

"OH SHIT!...I PICKED-UP MY RUCKSACK INSTEAD OF THE SHOOT-PACK!...IT WAS AN HONEST MISTAKE!"

"OH....RIGHT....WELL, WHAT DO WE DO NOW?!!?"

"ERR....ENJOY THE VIEW?.......FOR ABOUT 12.7SECONDS!.....THEN IT'S KINDA..LIKE, A PAF THING!"

:eek:
:D
Lol. That'll be fucked up. I'd spend my last 12.7 seconds beating the crap outta him in mid air...while falling to my death. *gulp*

XTC
02-12-2005, 07:25 AM
Imagine if you're, like, diving down through the sky, and when the guy pulls the cord, a load of billy cans, socks, a shirt, and some tent pegs fall out of the back? :eek:

"OH SHIT!...I PICKED-UP MY RUCKSACK INSTEAD OF THE SHOOT-PACK!...IT WAS AN HONEST MISTAKE!"

"OH....RIGHT....WELL, WHAT DO WE DO NOW?!!?"

"ERR....ENJOY THE VIEW?.......FOR ABOUT 12.7SECONDS!.....THEN IT'S KINDA..LIKE, A PAF THING!"

:eek:
:D


Dude, Res you're on of my favorite people on here. You always have clever things to say that give me a chuckle sober or high. Kudos to Res!

swoopgrlz
03-16-2005, 06:13 AM
one beer is equal to six in the air.

sToNeDpEnGuIn420
03-16-2005, 06:34 AM
Wow... I didnt know you can like become in a "dont pull the cord trance".... I certainlly hope that That doesnt happen, and ya Res.. I do not think its a good thing also... But heh... here in the states when you skydive you have to jump with a trained instructor tied to you, your first few times you jump
I would so have the dude tied with me who gives a fuck if its a dude id rather be safe then sorry lol