Stupidest things you've heard when it comes to weed

[SpadeOfSrh]

like post some stories about like kids who dont no what the hell they are talking about. or stories that are too funny.

[stinkyattic]

"I only paid $25 for this",
(Quote attributed to my ex, while holding up 3.3 grams of brown pancake, stems, and seeds...)

[SpadeOfSrh]

lol

[CultureCherryPopper]

It might not be that funny, but I thought it was, certainly amazing. 4/20/2005 I get done with a very long session at a bud's dorm room after an already long day of smoking, beginning at midnight, and proceed to walk outside. I'm walking along the path through what we call South Green beach, and I see a row of six girls sunning by a small tree. Out of nowhere a white, possible albino, rabbit pops up, and moves to the first girl in the line. She's completely unaware it's there, until it jumps over here! She begins to roll over and freak out, but it keeps going, hopping over every girl in the line, with each girl repeating the first girl's performance. Too bad they didn't loosen their tops...

It looked so fake and unbelievable because it looks like it was sequenced or something. No one I've told believes me, said I was just too stoned, but I've never had this clear of a hallucination in my life, even with *ahem* other substances. The top smoking story of my life, to date. Danksgiving this year was a close second, but that's for another day.

[Staurm]

My mate once said to me when we were both COMPLEEEETELY blazed, he said, "Do you want another beer?". Hahahahahahaa, what kind of a question is that?

[Feebs420]

"Being high and drunk are like, the same thing."

[Mississippi Steve]

like post some stories about like kids who dont no what the hell they are talking about. or stories that are too funny.

Ya mean like a lot of the kids on here???

[CultureCherryPopper]

Haha, now that we're on the subject of drunks, I'll preface this by saying I roll my own cigs because it's cheaper, and I enjoy them. So I was at your typical college party, drinkin and whatnot, and decided I needed a cig, because if you're a smoker and you're drinkin, you knooow you gotta have that cig.

Now, I don't mean to brag, but I will; I roll a pretty mean joint/cig, and as my buddy was tellin' me a story, I decided to take my time with this one, and it just so happened this cig looked awfully like a joint because it was nice and conical and I twisted the end. (By the by, I only do that if I'm transporting them somewhere, otherwise it's just dumb.) But I digress. Anyway, I finally light up my cig, and this drunk, no, wasted chick comes up to me and asks if it's a joint. I say no, and of course, she says bullshit, lemme hit that. I almost said no, but my bud nudges me, so I let her. She takes a nice big drag, I mean a monster, and then proceeds to immediately cough. Upon this, she claims it's the best shit she's ever smoked, and is already high. Can you say "the spins"?)

So, of course, we proceed to finish it together, me laughing so hard inside, she takin monster rips and coughing almost every time. Needless to say, not more than a minute after we get done with our "session" she's out back bootin' her soul up. Now, some might scoff at me or call me a bad person, but when you live in a college town, you just can't help but fuck with drunk college chicks. I probably coulda smoked her for real and gotten some, but I'd much rather get my chuckles at the expense of young, dumb freshmen.

[Spoken Word]

Ya mean like a lot of the kids on here???

You like calling people out don't ya! :thumbsup:
lol but i agree with you, there are a lot of uninformed people on here. but just live and let live, not everyone is a weed expert:jointsmile:


oohhh and umm when people say the weed is laced when they are just stoned out of their head........it happends.

[Coelho]

"Being high and drunk are like, the same thing."

I think we have a winner!
Thats the stupidest thing ever posted...

[SantaClawz]

If I hear one more person refer to thier weed as "Dro" my head is gonna explode so massivly that a cloud of dust will encompasses the entire atmosphere send the earth into a year long ice age killing 80% of the populous, new polar ice caps with form throwing the off the tilt of the earth slowing the rotation of the planet whilst making the days much much longer and if any strain of cannibis can survive along with all the changes...I will call it...Dro...

Sorry im RIPPED :stoned:

[beachguy in thongs]

When I was hearing about this guy's ex-wife being a pothead, and, how lazy she was, etc. Then, I asked, "Well, what other drugs was she doing?", and, he said, "Oh, she did it all."

[MadSativa]

well I dont know about heard but these commercials, about peopel doing things cause their high are dumb. Like the one with the little girl, who posted her pic on the net and didnt remember, cause she was "so high". I wish I could tell her congradulations you are the first girl in the history of man that is a whore because of weed. Hope shes happy with the lies she is helping to spread

[SantaClawz]

well I dont know about heard but these commercials, about peopel doing things cause their high are dumb. Like the one with the little girl, who posted her pic on the net and didnt remember, cause she was "so high". I wish I could tell her congradulations you are the first girl in the history of man that is a whore because of weed. Hope shes happy with the lies she is helping to spread

Something tells me she was an AOL whore before weed!

[czm]

well I dont know about heard but these commercials, about peopel doing things cause their high are dumb. Like the one with the little girl, who posted her pic on the net and didnt remember, cause she was "so high". I wish I could tell her congradulations you are the first girl in the history of man that is a whore because of weed. Hope shes happy with the lies she is helping to spread

I remember that commercial. Some girl, who looks about 12, is out on the street with friends, and I guess a picture was taken on a phone and sent around, and she says something like "oh man, I don't remember that happening, I was soo high last night.. who do you think got it?" and she looks around and everyone is looking at their cell phones, snickering.

Stupid commercial. I can't stand crap like that. It's about as dumb as the talking dog commercial.

[TheJesus]

When I was about 14-15 I was at a mate's birthday party, and everyone was fucking high, except my cousin. He'd never smoked before and wanted to try it. So I packed him a cone and told him how to smoke it (Didn't want the noob breathing out when his pulling). He starts smoking, and his holding it perfectly straight, when I told him to hold it on an angle because of the lack of water. He then starts screaming "IT'S NOT BUBBLING!" to everyone, which put everyone at the party on the ground in tears of laughter.

After the party he became heaps anti drug to, what a douche.

[MadSativa]

I remember that commercial. Some girl, who looks about 12, is out on the street with friends, and I guess a picture was taken on a phone and sent around, and she says something like "oh man, I don't remember that happening, I was soo high last night.. who do you think got it?" and she looks around and everyone is looking at their cell phones, snickering.

Stupid commercial. I can't stand crap like that. It's about as dumb as the talking dog commercial.

yup thats the one, and the one with the talking dog, that shit is stupid, I f I smoked and my dog started to talk I would never stop smoking and I would be rich like DR. Doolittle

[bongbro4]

This is your brain, SiZZle, Sizzle. This is your brain on drugs. LOL

[disABLEme]

Not really a stupid story but the GATEWAY DRUG rebuttal is pretty fucking stupid. So I guess that they should outlaw beer because beer leads to whiskey and whiskey leads to alcoholism. I told a nazi that once and the dude shut up pretty quickly. Then I kept going on about how alcohol is the destroyer of life, the beater of wives, and the real killer of kids riding past your driveway on a tricycle. Then I bonded myself out. :thumbsup:

Don't get me wrong I like some drinks every now and then and sometimes I like them way too much but saying that cannabis is a gateway drug is about as stupid as saying that it takes away your free will to make your own decisions about what you do and what you include in your life. That goes for everything because obviously only you open that gateway.

[RUTBpiping]

1. It can kill you

2. It's Addictive

3. Only losers smoke

Yes your right


When I was hearing about this guy's ex-wife being a pothead, and, how lazy she was, etc. Then, I asked, "Well, what other drugs was she doing?", and, he said, "Oh, she did it all."

What an idiot


When I was about 14-15 I was at a mate's birthday party, and everyone was fucking high, except my cousin. He'd never smoked before and wanted to try it. So I packed him a cone and told him how to smoke it (Didn't want the noob breathing out when his pulling). He starts smoking, and his holding it perfectly straight, when I told him to hold it on an angle because of the lack of water. He then starts screaming "IT'S NOT BUBBLING!" to everyone, which put everyone at the party on the ground in tears of laughter.

After the party he became heaps anti drug to, what a douche.

Bahaha what a wanker.


The misinformed and ignorant statements of my mother about marijuana never ceases to amuse me.

[Kenn]

Some idiot non smoker was trying to convince me that smoking weed makes you sterile ..ha ha yer right ive been smokin since a kid and I have 4 kids myself ,that is just pure bullshit.

[budsmoker only]

i think these kids were retarded....

so my friend used to sell bud and he was sellin chronic in the "heights" as we call it...

one of our good buddies went to a school that was down in the valley... well my friend wanted to expand his work and shit so gave our friend an oz to start sellin down in the valley....

a week later we talk to him and he still has his whole oz, we were wonderin what the fuck has this guy been doing and he tells us the kids at this highschool dont smoke chronic because they think it is "laced" and thats why there are crystals on it and it gets so high..... cuz i guess all these kids smoke is that stress...

i was baffled when i heard this and still think those kids are fucking stupid...

[WEsmokeED]

One time about eight of us had a monster session in a room at a buddys and we all end up closing our eyes and spinning our heads around as fast as we can just tripping out. Well anyways this sober guy walks in a sees what we are all doing so he starts doing it.
Everyone sees him as he continues to do it after we all stopped and just laughed at him for hours. :jointsmile:

[RUTBpiping]

Some idiot non smoker was trying to convince me that smoking weed makes you sterile ..ha ha yer right ive been smokin since a kid and I have 4 kids myself ,that is just pure bullshit.

WTF that is so stupid that its funny bahahahaha.

[stinkyattic]

Hey guys, remember that alcohol is considered 'other drug talk' so can we generally try to minimize that sort of discussion? I know you're all saying how BAD it is; we just really try to stay away from that whole topic, or take it over to the health section if you have a medical reason to want to post about it.
Thanks a lot.

[Staurm]

Hey guys, remember that alcohol is considered 'other drug talk' so can we generally try to minimize that sort of discussion? I know you're all saying how BAD it is; we just really try to stay away from that whole topic, or take it over to the health section if you have a medical reason to want to post about it.
Thanks a lot.

I was under the impression, following a discussion in the feedback section with some other people and P4B, that it was generally considered alright to mention it occasionally in threads, just not to create entire threads about it. If that has changed then I'll be happy to conform.

[Infamous]

This happened back when I was an insensitive little bastard. I was smoking a joint in a field next to my school when I see this guy in a tight vest and jeans walking his dog. He looks up and walks straight towards me and asks me what i'm smoking. I tell him its a spliff and he says "you shouldnt smoke that.... you'll go to hell". So I said "Well you'll go to hell because you're GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AY."

Thats exactly how I said it.

[ofcourse]

hahaha seeen
once we got so high...one of my buddies wanted to say sumthing but as his mouth opened and made a sound he got scared of it and almost fell of the chair...

[Born To Stone]

Ok, was talking to a guy I know who said he used to smoke weed but doesn't anymore...so I ask him why. Then he says "you know the crystals on the bud" and I'm thinking he might actually know more than I thought he would, but then he goes on, "they make those in factories and put them on the weed and it's really bad for you" lol wtf :D. I didn't even call him out cause he is a stubborn asshole so I just smiled and said nothing, but goddamn what a moron. Funny he said that because he now does lines of an unmentionable drug which is actually made in a factory :wtf: Where is the logic eh?

[Sauvagine]

well I dont know about heard but these commercials, about peopel doing things cause their high are dumb. Like the one with the little girl, who posted her pic on the net and didnt remember, cause she was "so high". I wish I could tell her congradulations you are the first girl in the history of man that is a whore because of weed. Hope shes happy with the lies she is helping to spread

Speaking of commercials

YouTube - Banned Commercials - Budweiser Smoking Some Weed Wassup (http://youtube.com/watch?v=KYjl4d2WWXg)

[meatw4d]

Any commercial with an animated or talking dog telling the human to stop smoking pot... They piss me off.

[BlazedinBA]

yup thats the one, and the one with the talking dog, that shit is stupid, I f I smoked and my dog started to talk I would never stop smoking and I would be rich like DR. Doolittle

haha i know tell me about it. i saw this re-made video of the dog commercial on another weed site. i thought it was pretty good.

Under the Influence Video (http://www.waytoomany.com/vids/weed/undertheinfluence.php)

wat do u think?

[macro]

This happened back when I was an insensitive little bastard. I was smoking a joint in a field next to my school when I see this guy in a tight vest and jeans walking his dog. He looks up and walks straight towards me and asks me what i'm smoking. I tell him its a spliff and he says "you shouldnt smoke that.... you'll go to hell". So I said "Well you'll go to hell because you're GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AY."

Thats exactly how I said it.



hahahahaha someone pack this guy a bowl :D

[Dasquezar]

When I was a junior in high school and got caught by my mom our conversation went like this:
Mom: You're doing drugs? You'll ruin your life!!!!!
Me: It's just weed and I'm responsible about it. There's even studies that show weed isn't near as bad as alcohol or tobacco and can be good for you in some ways, give me a chance and I can show you. I'm not doing any other drugs its not going to turn me into an addict, it's not like it's meth or something horrible like that.
Mom: NO! Pot is just as bad as meth!
Me: No its not, why would there be medical marijuana and states trying to legalize it if it was? When has weed ever killed anyone?
Mom: It will kill you if you keep it up!

Some of the stupidest things I've ever heard someone say in my life came out in that conversation and it ended up with her basically saying 'I reject your reality and substitute my own!' :wtf:
I don't even live with her now but she'd still beat my ass if she knew I smoke.

[Cannabis-Sativa]

hmmmmm




"dro"

[SFGurrilla]

Sativas the male plant and Indica means its the female.

Wtf.

[kushy420]

conversation between me and my friend
me:yo smoke (insert drug that rhymes with blocks)
friend:ya you do
me: ye i smoke (insert drug that rhymes with blocks) everyday
friend:ya you do
me: no i never have only weed
friend:well they are like the same thing

and some of these are so stupid its funny but i need my medicine so lets light up, this isnt making much sense

[Cannabis-Sativa]

Sativas the male plant and Indica means its the female.

Wtf.

what are you talking about? I'm lost

[delusionsofNORMALity]

the most asinine thing i've heard about weed is something that seems to be one of our more popular myths lately. i'm talking about the foolish idea that legal medical use will somehow bring us closer to full legalization. long before the medicos were touting the benefits of cannabis, we all knew about its soothing, healing properties. now that they've got a few studies to back them up, they want exclusive rights to one of nature's little gifts and they're attempting to dupe the rest of us into believing that their cause is our cause. nothing could be further from the truth. take a look at the schedule 2 drugs and remember that that's where weed ends up once it has been cleared for medical use. i have nothing against med users and wish them all the best in their fight, but your battle is one of changing the definitions of control while ours is of eliminating that unjust control entirely.
:hippy:

[Cannabis-Sativa]

Sativas the male plant and Indica means its the female.

Wtf.

no.

[SpadeOfSrh]

lol

[chronicnhash]

When people are like have you done weed? and like "I did weed last week man i was so high".. Im like you did weed eh? You cant DO weed... you smoke it you dumb motherfuckers it ain't drugs you cunts... blah i hear it all the time and pisses me off so i always correct people and there still clueless...:wtf::thumbsup::jointsmile:

[homestar]

................"couchlock"

[homestar]

hahaha....i'm doing some weed right now fool :jointsmile:

[xxMJAHxx]

3. Only losers smoke


I think this one is the winner. People who say that are DUMBASSES themselves!!

They should just check out the boards and see if we are retards..

[crudemood]

my cousin said to me once. 1 joint = 10 cigarettes.. he's a smart guy, applying to med school. i'm not sure if he meant it though..

[greg420]

when my school told us one puff one on one joint could kill instantly. whats even worse is i believed them for nearly a year. heh tards.

[Frickr]

That when you smoke pot, your short term memory is lost forever. and you get dumber the more you smoke.
i have prob a far better memory then alot of other people, and i havent seen any decreased inteligence. some people get that burnt out talk and everything, but how much of that isnt just added on like a fake accent?

[Peruvian Devil]

i got it, i was having a discussion with someone about weed and this was his point:
- you dont need THC to get high
wait wait wait and also
- seeds does not mean the weed is less potent than it would be if it didnt have seeds
:wtf:

[delusionsofNORMALity]

That when you smoke pot, your short term memory is lost forever.

ummmm......

damn, i forgot what i was going to say.:rolleyes:

[4drian]

i remember a friend at the school who tell me that for every toke i smoke mi brain loses millions of cells well let me go and try to kill myself :jointsmile:
also check this (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5nHcLazrtMs&feature=related) funny clip

[poseidon]

The funniest I heard was from a cop who told me that marijuana eats my brain from the inside.. isn't my brain 'the inside'? Anyways.. I found that really funny.

[poseidon]

ahaha and once

me : Dude remember the address
friend : don't you know it already?
me : yes
friend : then *cough*
me : For backup

that was funny, especially since we were both crisp.

[suhl]

drinking a lot milk makes it impossible to fail a drug test

[RaoulDuke45]

i was in art class back in the day i didnt really smoke weed at the time but i wasnt retarded but this kid said that chronic means its from the female plant, even though i didnt smoke i asked him if he were retarded

[thedudeisin]

haha, this probably wont make ANY sense to anyone out there, but it made sense to my buddie and me when we were leaned out of out minds.
so i tell my buddy that its midnight (i dont remember why but it doesnt matter)
so he stands up looks me straight in the eye and says "WAIT" walks out of the room comes back with three building blocks. he sits down infront of me crosslegged and just sits there for a second
then he goes "uhhhhh wait...what was i doing"
and i start to say something and he goes "SHHHH SHHHH SHHHHHH, IM TALKING...ME"
but then sits there for another what seemed like twenty min. (really like 1) then procedes to rearange the blocks and explain how one block is one day's midnight and the other block is the other day's midnight, and he begins to rearange them and ends up just putting one down, then picking it up and putting the other one down in EXACTLY the same place. i got up to change the song that was playing, got distracted by the music and ended up sitting on my couch doing nothing, then i look at the clock and its 1 o'clock
i look over and my buddy is still sitting there picking up one block and putting the other one down in the same place. I just look at him and say "hey bro, hows it goin"
he looks up and just had this HUGE grin on his face, we both just CRACK UP, then we go outside and smoke the rest of our bag.
best night of my life.

[DRybes]

That when you smoke pot, your short term memory is lost forever. and you get dumber the more you smoke.
i have prob a far better memory then alot of other people, and i havent seen any decreased inteligence.

Yeah, but that doesn't necessarily prove the rule. I smoke a pack a day and I have low blood pressure. This is not the norm. Not saying you're wrong, just saying, it's a poor argument to make that because something affects or doesn't affect you in a particular way, it must be globally true.

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I just find it funny whenever I see an anti-weed image or commercial or whatever. It's amusing that they try to stress that it's not cool, even though the vast, vast majority of users never make a claim that it is cool. Over a substantial timeline (i.e. ignoring one-time users or first-time users), people do it because they want to, and for no other reason -- and stoners, I notice in general, could give half a sh*t whether people think they're cool. Weed is not like a particular brand of clothing or a genre of music. Something that affects you as much as weed is never going to be something pursued consistently just to uphold an image. Maybe the first time or two a drug like weed or tobacco might be taken largely due to peer pressure or to see how it affects your image (in addition to how it makes you feel), but no one's going to keep it up as a front: they either like it and continue, or don't like it and discontinue. The anti-drug campaign's largest fallacy is the image that somewhere, perhaps in your neighborhood, a teenager is being forced to get high, as though drugs were abundant, cheap, and obtained as easily as soft drinks, and as though drug users have nothing better to do than try to force the weak to use substances with them.

In one of the "talking dog" commercials (which are especially amusing because they're animated like children drew them, as if first graders were commonly offered weed), a person is about to smoke a joint but feels badly about it and asks his dog to smoke with him so he feels better. The dog disapproves, the person cries, and with any luck the person decides to make the right decision and not smoke... but the reason it's the right decision for him is because, clearly shown from his misgivings about smoking as well as his possible unresolved emotional issues (not to mention the fact that he can hold conversation with his dog), he's obviously not at all into it and doesn't enjoy it much. The commercial succeeds in sending an incredibly obvious message: if you try weed and don't like it, don't continue using it. The people who try it and don't like it are almost universally going to discontinue use in the first place, though! Meanwhile, the people who try it and like it and want to use it again aren't going to listen to the commercial anyway (because they've made their decision already), but actually are totally justified in shrugging it off as an irrelevant ad, since the message in it really isn't even aimed at the people who enjoy getting stoned. The ad neither presents relevant information to the experienced smoker nor discourages the nonsmoker from trying weed once. It will presumably affect the decisions of a small amount of individuals with weak constitutions who are easily swayed by advertising in the first place, but outside of that the commercial has no real point, because all other target audiences' behaviors are basically unaffected by the ad, and would be the same even if the ad was never created and aired. This upsets me cheifly because I know that in all likelihood my tax money was used to make this Captain Obvious of 20-second spots.