what are your rituals while getting high?

[peacefrog14]

What are some things you do when you smoke?
I'll start....If i am on a bone ride, which most of the time i am, i always go on the same road, and start smoking as soon as i past this certain stop sign. Also on the ride, there are a total of 3 signs that i pass that is a picture of a little girl, which means slow down, children. i used this to know that i am going the right way since the ride is about 20 minutes long.

Now lets hear some more.....:jointsmile:

[4.2O]

when alone:
i will never take the green hit until i find a song i really really feel like listening to.

[vej33]

lol definitely agre w/ you there 4.20, there are times when Im sitting there with a full unsmoked bowl in hand, and I'll just be waiting for the perfect moment... It's usually when Im watching TV and some hilarious part comes on. If I'm at my leisure, that's how I like to smoke anyway. Whenever I'm stimulated (or lack stimulation) I'll just toke.

If I'm driving tho, like you Peacefrog (awesome name btw) I have 1 stop sign that I ALWAYS toke at. I too have my burn cruise. There's this one stretch in my cruise where you can just stop in the middle of the road, and you'll see probably a mile ahead of you and a mile behind you, so you can just sit there and toke until you see headlights or a car or something, and then just continue on your merry way as if you hadn't been stopped. Nobody is the wiser, especially if you lay off the breaks, cuz if they're that far away they can't even tell that you're not moving. And it's a straight shoot, so it's not like they can judge the distance.

Good tiiiiime :) I have a bunch more, but I have to jet so I'l probably bump this post again!!

[Sandman27]

I totally agree with the music thing. I need a good song to be on, ive been known to actually hold up the smoke session to find some good tunes. Other than that the only thing i can think of is i like to destribute my weed to all my pieces (if i have enough). Smoking out of the same one over and over seems a little selfish and dull. I like to mix it up.

[dimeadozen]

we used to smoke with a girly girl friend who would constantly check on her make-up when she was high.. i have no idea why she does that.. she touches up her lipgloss and shit.. we always found it hilarious.. and it became a thing of ours to look at each other through the reflection in her compact.. we'd make faces and it never failed to send us in fits of hysterical laughter..


not that funny..


but its hilarious when you're high.. :stoned:

[SFGurrilla]

I pack it up hit it real quick look for cops and blow it out caugh and passs it. them eat some more of this fire bud butter

[pass_the_dubbie]

Start off by playing some cypress hill then stick my mp3 player onto random and enjoy the ride. I really enjoy going for walks and toking up now, one of my favourites was a few nights before halloween when I just stood and tripped out to one of the bonfires somebody lit early.

[GanjaMan7]

I almost always clean up before I smoke. I'm not really sure why though, but when I'm high I like everything to look clean. I love to prepare my munchies right before I smoke too so I can chow down immediately.

[buffalojustin]

Munchie preparation is a must.

[vej33]

YEA!! munchie preperation!! especially if you're trying to avoid gaining the LBs, i'll prepare something healthy, apples & peanut butter or something.

mmmm apples & peanutbutter!!!

[Phaze1]

herer is my ritual for when i smoke when my parents are still in the house.
i'll take a shower so they wont be promted to come in my room, and if they do i can be like i'm naked! so once thats done i lock my door turn on my lamp on my desk, take out my shit, and start packin, cutting up the bud real nice, once thats done i set my pipe and lighter on my windowcill while i put a towel by the door. Next i turn on some music to mask what i'm doin, i open the window slowly and start token and blowin out the window. Once i'm done token i put all my stuff away leave the window open to air out the room, then I remove the towel unlock the door. Then i just chill out and listin to music

[peacefrog14]

wow Phaze1, that sounds a lot like what i do when my parents are home! except i watch tv while i am high instead of listening to music. great rituals ppl!

[The Gnome]

I put a pipe in my pocket, and weed in the other pocket, and tell my parents I'm going out for a jog. I just run away from my house, smoke, then run more, smoke more, run, smoke, smoke, run, and then go home. And eat dinner.

[Robin_Goodfellow]

I have a certain sweater i like to wear when i smoke, usually because i like to smoke outside in the backyard in the middle of the night, its really nice being able to look up at the starts or a full moon and just trip balls, ill just stare across the valley and enjoy myself

i also like to make sure i have munchies available, and either music, video games, or a movie (usually when alone) when theres friends around we usually just do whatever.

I also take meticulous time to prepare my bowls, i like to inspect all the weed i put in, check out the trichs on each small nug and pack it the way i like to pack it

[UCI-James]

WAKIKIKIKIKIKIKIKIKAH......

[DRybes]

I love the ritual behind it all. Even if you just pull it out, carefully select the right amount, break it up, load it / roll it etc, it's so very personal and solemn when you're alone, and yet a time of total concentration when you're with good company, even if you've been telling loud jokes for a half hour. Just preparing it is ritual enough for me, I don't have many odd habits, although I do look at it meticulously and make sure to get every last piece in the joint. I always roach my joints with a rolled up piece of card while alone, to smoke them to the tip, whereas with friends we never do that, just straight green to the tip. I sit back at the computer and blaze, dont even usually have music on till after, and wait for the wonderful feelings to hit.

[shuggie86]

usually i start in the kitchen and get a good idea of whats available for munchies and poor myself a glass of water and pop it in the fridge. then i have to mom proof the house(i.e. make sure she's fast asleep). then i go to my room, get my box out of hiding..go to the bathroom keeping both doors shut. turn on the water, take out my weed, and pack it up. double sealed in bags, put in my coat pocket and on my way out to the porch. smoke it up. come back in, reverse procedure for clean up. watch an episode of south park, eat/drink something, nap.

[4.2O]

when ever i find a seed in my weed i throw it in a place nearby that looks like it will have the best chance of sprouting.

i realize that this is ridiculous and it will probably never happen but if it does some day...

[HickSS]

When I smoked at a friends house I would go taco bell or eat half of thing of Chewy chips ahoy cookies with a huge glass of milk. Oh and microwave or 10 secs. I only ate either when I was stoned.

[chargrs83]

after i smoke i almost always change into the same pair of sweatpants and put on a comfy shirt or sweatshirt. Never really thought about it but i guess it is a ritual of mine.

[headieman]

Whenever I blaze alone I have a special playlist on my ipod for it. Starts out with "Jammin" for when I'm packin the bowl, then some slightly stoopid and more marley and cypress hill. once i'm donw with that, i go to the kitchen for some hot pockets (tastiest munchie food ever!) or some cocoa puffs (the crunch always seems amplified when i'm baked).

[EpsilonX]

My ritual is normally when I chilling with my friend that smokes we just grab some weed and either a cigar or pipe and then go out in my car.
depending on how were feeling we either turn on the death metal(suffokate, bleeding through, unearth) or some hip hop(jedi mind trix, luda) or just a soft rock radio station.
blaze a bowl go grab food, blaze another bowl drive back home blaze one or two more while eating, then go inside and play counterstrike, or watch tv.
thats the usual.

[TheJesus]

Awesome stuff fellas. I usually lock my door, put the giant snake infront of it (You know those things you put infront of a door to stop it from closing, I think it helps stop smoke from escaping, heh) I light some incense, open up my window, take out my bong,weed and Ipod and start smoking. After 1 or 2 plates I usually put on a movie.

[L Rag]

herer is my ritual for when i smoke when my parents are still in the house.
i'll take a shower so they wont be promted to come in my room, and if they do i can be like i'm naked! so once thats done i lock my door turn on my lamp on my desk, take out my shit, and start packin, cutting up the bud real nice, once thats done i set my pipe and lighter on my windowcill while i put a towel by the door. Next i turn on some music to mask what i'm doin, i open the window slowly and start token and blowin out the window. Once i'm done token i put all my stuff away leave the window open to air out the room, then I remove the towel unlock the door. Then i just chill out and listin to music

Man thats similar to mine aye! With the whole towel under the door thing and blow it out the window .. Except I use a sploof as well, and have some music on .. I cant blaze without music aye..