When your time is up

[psychocat]

I know it may seem morbid but I just wondered if anyone had any thoughts for that final journey :
Enviromentalists will like this : http://www.ecopod.co.uk/index.php

Any KISS fans ? http://www.kissonline.com/kasket/

How about this lot : http://www.eshopafrica.com/acatalog/Ga_Coffins.html

And finally : http://www.artcaskets.com/codepages/designs.html

Drinker ???

[apsinthion]

Just stick me in a black bag and leave me out for the dustmen. ;)

[RESiNATE]

Just stick me in a black bag and leave me out for the dustmen. ;)
Make sure the lid shuts properly though, Aps, otherwise the dustmen aren't obliged to take it away...fucking councils and their stupid clauses:mad:

I climbed into my wheelie bin earlier, just to check it out, and if I remember rightly, you are a tall bloke too, Aps (I'm 6'4")..which means we may have to utilise the food blender first...hmmm..how would that work...

I know!
Climb into food blender, get blended, trickle down a shute into the wheelie bin, but leave one finger out of the blender so that you can shut the lid down when its all inside!
SORTED!!
:D

[az666]

wow there are sum cool coffins...although i dont particularily wanna get buried...

[jacquelyne]

There heaps cool
i make little coffins outta matchsticks lol

[poorman3]

i`m going to be cremated.

[kuulbns]

There is a company that will compress your cremation remains into a diamond. Think I'm gonna do that with Hubby, then I can show off what he left me.

[RESiNATE]

There heaps cool
i make little coffins outta matchsticks lol
coolies, jacquelyne, can you make me one?

It needs to be about six and a half feet long, and about 5 matches wide lmfaoooooo
:D

Morbidity..lol...it fucking kills me :D

[jacquelyne]

lol im on the job now
coolies, jacquelyne, can you make me one?

It needs to be about six and a half feet long, and about 5 matches wide lmfaoooooo
:D

Morbidity..lol...it fucking kills me :D

[Mello.as.Hello]

I believe my body should go right back to the Earth.. cremation makes sense for me.

[RESiNATE]

I believe my body should go right back to the Earth.. cremation makes sense for me.
...but, with cremation, are you not denying the Earth the very essences that you obviously wish to impart?
I mean, the fire will burn all your energies away, wouldn't it?

Just a thought, like ;)

[Mello.as.Hello]

nah man.. if you're buried, you're in a box for decades before the earth can take back what it gave. When you're cremated, all the nutrients and energies go back where they belong, and come back as new life..

It's reincarnation at it's most undeniable.

[Hektik]

i told my ol lady if i ever die for what ever reasons just throw my body behind a tree out in the woods or somethin, dyin is expensive these days

[kuulbns]

You can always be stuffed and mounted on a nice base,..cool coatrack! J/K

[RESiNATE]

Ooh no, Kuul...not that!

Sheesh, can you imagine it...you're sitting there, stoned as assholes, staring at the coatrack, wondering "did their eyes move just then?"
:eek:

No..talk about heebie-jeebies..LMFAOOOO!!!
:D

[kuulbns]

LMAO Res. !! cute

[juggalo420]

well me and my best friend made a pact when we were 15 that who ever dies first the survivor will eat his corpse, and as far as i know we still have the pact going on.

[Climbing High]

you must drink entirely to much robotussin

[adh endo]

i want to be cremated, some ashes used to grow buds, some sent into space, and some thrown out of a plane..

and my mate has promised he'll put a teaspoon of me into my other mates cup of tea cos that will be real funny.

except ill be dead.
but itll still be funny.

[juggalo420]

you must drink entirely to much robotussin
or not enough. lol

[Reefer Rogue]

i want to be cremated, some ashes used to grow buds, some sent into space, and some thrown out of a plane..

and my mate has promised he'll put a teaspoon of me into my other mates cup of tea cos that will be real funny.

except ill be dead.
but itll still be funny.

lmao that would be funny!

"Hey timmy, you just drank 'adh endo' mwahahahah
Timmy - "Zomg im sure an ub3r n00b..." :rolleyes:

I wanna be cremated so somebody drinks me in a cup of tea. :cool:

[LilRedDevil]

i`m going to be cremated.

Me too!

[psychocat]

i`m going to be cremated.

They still stick you in a box of some description.
Or were you thinking more the Indian funeral pyre??

[NextGen]

I wanna be space junk :)

[ermitonto]

I'm going to donate my body to some necrophiliacs.

(Okay, I stole that one from some comedian on Comedy Central...)

[dog420]

As im half Red~Indain, the way i go is being cremated. Haha i also checked up the history of my tribe and the wife traditionally is supposed to carry part of my ashs for 3 mths. Then in a remote/special place scatter them. lol :o

Peace

[Bel Acres]

My friend came up with the idea to be buried in the ground without a box or anything and have a tree planted over where his corpse was. The idea is that the tree will grow from the energy in his body and he will essentially be the tree.

[LilRedDevil]

They still stick you in a box of some description.
Or were you thinking more the Indian funeral pyre??

Well at that point they can put me in a klenex box for all I care, just don't want to slowly rot! So box bag, trash whatever!

[slipnslide087]

im going for cremation all the way. graveyards are becoming a huge waste of space. they are just gonna dig ur ass up and throw you somewhere else eventually. id rather have my ashes scattered in fields O green or something. or the ocean

[Looker]

Aw shit I'll probably be so resinated by then you'll be able to roll me up and smoke me....

[Hektik]

Necrophiliacs Aginst Cremation ! join the fight ! :p