if you were God for the day

[weedmaster]

i was thinking about this yesterday whilst at work and couldn't make my mind up on what i would do. if you was god for the day and could change only one thing what would it be? would it be something just for you or for the whole world.

[LIP]

I dont think i can be trusted with that much power!!

[bluntblaze]

first off.. id get a joint. cos i havent smoked for a week :mad:... then id make a few playboy models appear:D

[Silent Wolf]

I would send all those Nu Labour bastards to hell where they would lick the shit from Satans boots for the rest of eternity. I say that from the bottom of my heart!

[jagarr]

hmm, and only do one thing?
probably take a godlike dump i bet its like amazing when god shits. like thermonuclear. and i gotta crap right now kinda so, yeah, take a dump.

em i rite?

[Infamous]

I'd give myself a 12 incher.




I have no shame.

[beachguy in thongs]

I'd legalize herb, immediately.

[xxMJAHxx]

Id spark a joint and say... He, he, alll right (Quagmire style)

[LIP]

Id spark a joint and say... He, he, alll right (Quagmire style)

Giggitygiggitygiggitygoo lets have sex... hahaha. I hope that doesnt confuse anyone.

[SMOKIN A WHILE]

I would banish george bush and dick cheney ro guantomino.

[LIP]

I would banish george bush and dick cheney ro guantomino.

You'd be able to make a great comedy outta that! fly on the wall shit haha!

[stinkyattic]

I'd make the entire human population of Earth physically unable to reproduce for at least another decade. They could shag all they wanted, but there'd be net population decline. That would be fucking GREAT.

[Gundari]

I'd give myself unlimited telekinetic power with a very fine degree of control that would stick after I lost my god-like powers.

With telekinsis the limits are your imagination, flight (thats my one unrealistic dream to just fly unaided, like superman or something) vibrating the water molecules in someones body so rapidly that they boil, compressing coal into diamonds, the possibilities are pretty much endless.

Yes screw the world, I'd help myself out first then after I was done playing with my newly acquired super powers I'd go help the rest of the world out, super hero stylee.

[LIP]

I'd give myself unlimited telekinetic power with a very fine degree of control that would stick after I lost my god-like powers.

With telekinsis the limits are your imagination, flight (thats my one unrealistic dream to just fly unaided, like superman or something) vibrating the water molecules in someones body so rapidly that they boil, compressing coal into diamonds, the possibilities are pretty much endless.

Yes screw the world, I'd help myself out first then after I was done playing with my newly acquired super powers I'd go help the rest of the world out, super hero stylee.

Sadly you cant compress coal into diamonds. Diamonds are pure carbon, but diamonds grow. Like a crystall.

[xxMJAHxx]

Giggitygiggitygiggitygoo lets have sex... hahaha. I hope that doesnt confuse anyone.

LMFAO xD

[Surge25]

this is a little spritual i guess, but i would once and forall tell everyone the real reason for their existance. Define a real religion if there was one.

and make weed trees. Could you imagin haveing a weed tree in your back yard lol, amazeing

[TheGreenBuddy]

Hmmm well...i'd get every chick i ever thought to be fucking hot as hell and do em'....mhm...lets see....oh and world peace.

[Infamous]

I'd give myself unlimited telekinetic power with a very fine degree of control that would stick after I lost my god-like powers.

With telekinsis the limits are your imagination, flight (thats my one unrealistic dream to just fly unaided, like superman or something) vibrating the water molecules in someones body so rapidly that they boil, compressing coal into diamonds, the possibilities are pretty much endless.

Yes screw the world, I'd help myself out first then after I was done playing with my newly acquired super powers I'd go help the rest of the world out, super hero stylee.

Or you could just get a part in Heroes

[psychocat]

I'd make a 50 / 50 deal with Satan for mankind and we'd have a global lottery....











































I know, I know ,, I'm a sick puppy !

[Metaphor]

if i was god for a day i would finally figure out how to beat Earthbound for super nintendo.

[Metaphor]

also i would find every lighter i ever lost

[Gundari]

Or you could just get a part in Heroes

And tv isn't real...I wanna explode bitches heads for real.

Or maybe I'd just I'd make a Zombie virus...Would do wonders for the population problem and I've always wanted a legit reason to run around screaming "BOOM Headshot! ".

Mostly the headshot thing though.

[Mustelid]

If it was just for me, I'd become a were-pine marten, with the ability to shapeshift at will.

If it were for the whole world I would change physics enough that nuclear power was possible, but nuclear weapons would no longer work.

[mfqr]

If I was God, and I only had one thing I could change... I'd change the fact that I only have one thing I could change. Then I'd do a lot of other things.

[Gundari]

Sadly you cant compress coal into diamonds. Diamonds are pure carbon, but diamonds grow. Like a crystall.

You know that makes total sense to me now that you point it out like that, yet another lie tv has perpetuated in my mind. I do know that you need massive amounts of heat and pressure for them to form though.

[psychocat]

World of Diamonds: Synthetic diamonds (http://worldofdiamonds.blogspot.com/2007/11/synthetic-diamonds_25.html)
How diamonds are made.
Carbon comes in many forms graphite was most commonly used for artificial diamonds.

[LIP]

You know that makes total sense to me now that you point it out like that, yet another lie tv has perpetuated in my mind. I do know that you need massive amounts of heat and pressure for them to form though.

Indeed they do, but it has to be constant, if one or the other fluctuate they malform and grow out of shape. They're still usable, and are still good diamonds. If everything stays constant it'll form a perfect octahedron.

My father used to work for Dabears [the diamond company] untill he got made redundent, and then he had his own jewelery shop.

That's how i know this stuff rofl.

Infact, my mother used to sort diamonds for Debears, that's how they met.

[Born To Stone]

I'd eliminate all modern weaponry so if people HAD to have a war they would use swords :D

[youwontcatchme]

Only one...OK.

I would make all humans be filled with love and peace from birth and be equal,Equal meaning everybody would have what everybody else had.

This would stop: Wars,fights,violence...

[psychocat]

Only one...OK.

I would make all humans be filled with love and peace from birth and be equal,Equal meaning everybody would have what everybody else had.

This would stop: Wars,fights,violence...

You would have to eliminate desire.

[GraziLovesMary]

I'd eliminate all modern weaponry so if people HAD to have a war they would use swords :D

This one is my favorite :D




I would remove the mental block that humans have placed upon themselves either by accident or design, and unlock our full potential. Completely open everybodys minds. Sure, many would go mad and some would die from the shock, others will attempt to hurt others, but I see it as a last ditch effort to save our species from our own self-destructive tendencies.

[bluntblaze]

I'd give myself a 12 incher.




I have no shame.

haha i think we all would m8

[MoFayah]

you know your penis is large when one leg looks bigger than the other.......

[thcbongman]

But if I believe I'm a part of god, therefore, I am god everyday. The shooter in Nebraska, he was playing god when he shot all those people. He made a decision to take life. A doctor performs surgery to save someones life. He saved life. 2 people having sex. Creating life.

Were all part of the elements of the earth, from trees, to lava down the earth, and deserts, which erode forestation. We all play a part in what makes up the earth. Wolves eating their prey, and flowers growing from ashes.

Anyway, if I had the power to change the world, I'd make all resources infinite, to remove the main source of conflict. Then people could only fight about jealousy and differences!