My white rhino plant is growing red balls?!

[Infamous]

I bought some seeds of a guy in town for £30. I got 10 feminised white rhino seeds and they sprouted fine but now they are 3 weeks into flowering and when I woke up they had these?!

Please help :(

[LuciferN]

Is this supposed to be a joke ? I don't think these "red balls" just pop-up in the night, nice try to catch some stoners over here...

[Indico]

I'm afraid to have to tell you this but your plant is growing tomatoes :D

[stinkyattic]

That's because you've got its jock strap clinched down too tight. Shit, son, loosen that thing up a bit.

[Infamous]

Hehehe good to see nobody had a sense of humour failure. :D

I'm actually growing White Label White Skunk and its going very well. 7 plants are have been above soil for 10 days, 1 for 7 days and 2 for three days. I am using two 20 watt fluorescent tubes until I raise enough money to buy a 400 watt HID (blue spectrum). I am using a 60/20/20 mix of soil/perlite/vermiculite and I have only had to water them twice since sprouting. However I was wondering.... a few of the leaves are slightly curled down at the edges and some have slightly darker patches of green. I was wondering if anyone had any ideas of what it could be? (PS I dont have a camera but will get one in the next few days)

Thanks.

[Weedhound]

If those sacks pop.....you got enough pollen in them monsters to pollinate the state of Kansas.

[stinkyattic]

Dark patches on leaves on that strain of plant are associated with Calcium deficiency (treat with calmag or risk blossom end rot), exposure to near-frost nighttime lows, assorted tomato diseases, and a determinate strain which has set and ripened fruit and is now ready to die.
In your case, treat any Ca def with a foliar of breast milk from a mermaid who has been eating nothing but a strict diet of calcium-rich coral animals and acidophyllum nodosum (same species of sea kelp that fertilizers are made from).

[klondike_bar]

awsome, is like the tobacco tomato in that simpsons episode!