My friends mom

[Kurupt3Z3]

This weekend i was over at my friends house and we had just smoked 2 j's and 3 bowl out of his bong. He fell asleep at like 2:30am and i went downstairs to get a glass of water and i see his mom sitting down there watching tv, no big deal shes really cool about smoking weed. So i go and get some water and she starts to talk to me, obviously drunk. I talk to her for about 5 minutes and she asks me if i have any weed so i pull out my sac and my peice and we smoke a bowl right in the living room. SO now we're both high and she starts to rub my leg. Now this lady is a stunning example of what a true MILF should look like, she is like 5'9, about 130-140lbs and has an amazing face, and im a horny, high, teenage guy. She keeps rubbing my leg and asks me if i think shes pretty and i said, "fuck ya, you're gorgeous", and then she kissed me. Time progressed and we ended up having sex right there in the middle of the living room. It was so awesome but when i went back upstairs i started to feel really bad. I dont know if i should tell my friend about what happened or if I should just act like it never happened. I dont know how drunk his mom was but hopefully she was drunk enough to blackout and not remember any of it. If she does remember, then this could be a bad situation for me. What should i do?

[sawleaf]

Haha, you rock! Don't say anything! I'm sure his mom isn't going to rat you out. Keep your cool. ;)

[Ammie]

Oh Snap!! way to go pimp ;) anyways agree shhhhhhhhhhhh about it she aint talkin:)

[geoffrowley19]

goddamn, iv had fantasies bout stuff like that...*salutes*

[kyle]

ROCK ON!!! man! ive had dreams about that kinda shit man...awww ur an idol to horny teenagers everywhere *takes a hit for this magical occasion*, personnally ide shut the fuck up and do it again!

[poorman3]

git-er-dun! hav-sum-fun! don`t tell him nothing!

[Looker]

EXCELLENT

[slipnslide087]

fuck yeah dude thats outta fucking control. his mom started it not you. hell yeah dude. thats a winner in my book.

[Kurupt3Z3]

Sweet, i was hoping you guys would say that. I just started to think about how pissed i would be if a friend hooked up with my mom but since my mom is 100 pounds overweight and doesnt get drunk i dont think ill be worrying about that.


Peace and keep smokin

[freespirit89]

my god thats my dream to fuck a... woman.. nah j.k!

but that is AWESOME!!!

i [heart] milf's

details man was she tight?

[koshea]

you should go over there more often, shit, maybe yall could make it a weekley occurance!

[slipnslide087]

^^^ fuck yeah thts where its out. its up to you to really make something out of it

[s2headhunter]

yeah details man like all of them lol i i woudl smoke like 2 bowls with my buddy and then take one big hit and while talking with you hit be like...man i fucked your mom so hard a couple days or weeks ago...and then blow it out and be like shit yeah biatch!!!! lol haha i could picture me so doing that if i did that lol

[Rarrr]

LOL you could have a mum swapping night!!!! hahaha

[Euphoric]

you're my hero! :eek:

[Bman719]

Wow.... Dude..... i say keep fucking the milf as long as she wants to fuck you ;) You're an inspiration to us all!!! Don't tell your friend unless he happens to walk in on it.... he might not be so happy thay you're doing his mother ;)

[chrace]

poorman3...


you have my favorite signature

[Omun]

keep quite and do it some more, that is what you should do. Just dont get her pregnant becasue that could really screw some things up.

[poorman3]

mark twain had some good ones.

[GooseBear]

even if you were stoned and said "hey man I fucked your mom" wouldn't your friend just say "shut up (insert your name)"

[F L E S H]

even if you were stoned and said "hey man I fucked your mom" wouldn't your friend just say "shut up (insert your name)"
That's right. I always tell my friend I fucked his mom when I'm high, he doesn't think anything of it anymore. But the question remains: DID I FUCK HIS MOM?????

:eek:



:confused:




Fuck I'm so stoned right now it's incredible.
:cool:

[Hektik]

everytime that has happend to me the women were 40 and weigh 300lbs :(

[crystal clear pepsi]

S T A C Y ' S . - M O M . - H A S . - . G O T . - I T - . G O I N G . - O N . - .

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[crystal clear pepsi]

Hey dude ..... you didnt tell us your friends name was Steve Stifler !!! \M/

" Mrs. Robinson ....... are you trying to seduce me ?????? "

[sToNeDpEnGuIn420]

haha wow dude fucking props to you, man too bad all my friends moms are fat and ugly as fuck lol

[notanovice]

sounds like you got that story out of penthouse forum.
it dont matter if i believe you or not.
i`m just another person with an opinion
well young man, I f...ed your mom
remember, storks bring baby`s
swallows dont :D :D :D :D

[robert42]

lol i second that :D

[GHoSToKeR]

third it

[ride n get high]

DUDE thats fucking aweoms.e Just think dude U FUCKED SOMEONES MOM. Thats just aweosme dude mad props bro. and she was hot so u fucked a hot mom even better lol

[NowhereMan]

mark twain had some good ones.
he did dint he.
just think ih he wrote porn

"and ol huck finn just pull'd er out and put er in and went at it agian untill the morning dawns on him and by the light of the misty morn he realized its not cute lil molly he has had behind the house but injun joe and joe was waken up mad now that the corn whiskey wore off and huck and done fuked the shit out of him "

(my idea of twian porn hahahhaaha)

[sawleaf]

Wow.... Dude..... i say keep fucking the milf as long as she wants to fuck you ;) You're an inspiration to us all!!! Don't tell your friend unless he happens to walk in on it.... he might not be so happy thay you're doing his mother ;)

Of course he wouldn't be happy! His mother's getting fucked by his friend! If it was me in that situation, I'd be glad I screwed his mom, but I'd really leave it at that. I'd shut up about it and not go looking for it again. Unless you think a lay is worth your friendship with this guy, I'd play it cool and stay away from his mom.

[maryjanemama]

I just want to say props to the 40 something woman. Way to go! :D Hahaha. And, really, like GooseBear said, what are you gonna do, be like, "Hey, dude, I fucked your mom." ? He'll be like, "Yeah, right, who hasn't?" Puff.

[RIP ODB]

Kurupt - Good work, bro. You own that kid. Just think, what can he possibly say to you that will top this line "Remember that night you blacked out? Your mom let me smash that night." You own this kid. Is there any way you can get a picture of this lady?

[sawleaf]

Kurupt - Good work, bro. You own that kid. Just think, what can he possibly say to you that will top this line "Remember that night you blacked out? Your mom let me smash that night." You own this kid. Is there any way you can get a picture of this lady?

Why the hell would he want to say that to his friend??? If someone said that to me, I'd smash my bong over his head and force the shards down his throat.

[slipnslide087]

yeah dude get a pic of her,,,and post it on here and show your friend a pic of you bangin her on the internet.

[ilovelife]

dude, now u can be like "dude, im your daddy, clean my feet bitch"

[Climbing High]

your my hero.

[Bman719]

dude, now u can be like "dude, im your daddy, clean my feet bitch"

Hell yeah! :D

[smokedawg]

this sounds like a problem for Dear Deidre (the sun) uk!!

ps think i spely deidre right STONED

[4252]

Wow. Something like that happened to me once. I can only relate what seemed to work at the time; you draw your own conclusions.

No reason whatsoever occurs to me why you should let your friend know what happened. What he doesn't know won't hurt him, to be trite. You might want to mention that to her, too.

Otherwise, you're blessed. A guy can learn a hell of a lot from an older woman. Try not to get killed.

I'm envious; can't have an affair with an older woman, at my age older women are generally dead.

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[whaddaphuck]

details man was she tight?
hahahahaha! :D the dude who fucked his mates mom! what ledgend! you shouldn't tell him either..ooo, have u seen his mom sinse it happend??? :D
LEDGEND

[AloeVera]

LMAO!

[Euphoric]

Why the hell would he want to say that to his friend??? If someone said that to me, I'd smash my bong over his head and force the shards down his throat.
hahahahahahahahahaha

[qwerty]

yo your a fucking P.I.M.P

[rhinoblanco]

thats funny as shit, i couldnt look anyone in the face the same way without laughing after i fucked their mom

[slipnslide087]

i fucking could if their mom was hot enough.

[XTC]

question... I read through some of the posts but not all... So I hope i am not Reasking...

1. Does she have a husband

2. Did you use any protection? It would be weird if you were best friends, younger sibling's Father...

Well I hope everything remains Cool... Kudos

[notanovice]

i`ve read these posts and am sorry to say,
again the ugly face of immaturity rears it`s head many times and spits out disrespectful words that will not end.
nuff said

[XTC]

i`ve read these posts and am sorry to say,
again the ugly face of immaturity rears it`s head many times and spits out disrespectful words that will not end.
nuff said


Hmm? For people giving him Props.. I mean come on this is one the "Guy Accomplishments" things so many men wish would happen, but only happen to a select few. Think about it, your about 20ish or so. You friends mom is totally fine, and you have sex with a woman twice as old as you. I knew a few friends with hot moms and wouldnt mind banging their moms. This guy should be given a medal in my opinion.

[notanovice]

Hmm? For people giving him Props.. I mean come on this is one the "Guy Accomplishments" things so many men wish would happen, but only happen to a select few. Think about it, your about 20ish or so. You friends mom is totally fine, and you have sex with a woman twice as old as you. I knew a few friends with hot moms and wouldnt mind banging their moms. This guy should be given a medal in my opinion.

i doubt, but i`m not sure, that a mature 20ish male would not breath a word to his friend, if this would of happened to me, i dont know what i would of done.
this story reaks of penthouse forum
i know that if this really happened, it was to a much younger male than 20ish, going by what i know. t
this is just an opinion, not a set in stone thing
it`s just hard for me to believe a mature person would bragg about schtooping his best friends mom
peace
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grass

[Bman719]

K, well all my friends are 19-27 years of age, and EVERY SINGLE one of them would consider it one hell of an accomplishment to sleep with one of their friends moms. My brother who is 24 would also brag about it, along with all of his friends.... hell... every guy i know would brag about something like that.... it's been a goal of males for years..... you just don't know what you're fucking talking about...

[StarcommanderX]

the story sounds extremely bogus, but thats just my opinion.

[Looker]

HEY SHE DONT LOOK ANYTHING LIKE THIS DOES SHE?????

[Hektik]

lol lol

[Frost.]

HEY SHE DONT LOOK ANYTHING LIKE THIS DOES SHE?????

She probably looked like that thing in your avatar.

[4252]

It happens a lot more than most would think actually.

He's not boasting (OK, yes he is). But he's also asking for advice.

Boast on!

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