State a random fact about what's happening now.

[Staurm]

Anything you want, so long as it's truue.

Right now, my right nostril is dripping like a tap, it's been bugging the crap out of me all night! Curiously though, my left sinus passage has remained pretty much dry. I have a bit of a cold.

Next.

[Nochowderforyou]

I will be eating lasangua (sp?) in 20 minutes, but in the meantime, I smoked a bowl, and am watching Survivorman.

I woke up with a bleeding nose this morning as well. I think someone punched me in the face while I was sleeping. :p

[psychocat]

My lady is sleeping like a baby.

[kgb420]

right now i'm typing a message...

[psychocat]

I'm about to join my woman :D :thumbsup:
G'night all . :jointsmile:

[Staurm]

I'm currently weighing up the pro's and con's of having one beer, in spite of my feeling a bit ill. The probability of me having one beer presently stands somewhere between 40 and 50%.

[beachguy in thongs]

The Earth is spinning counter-clockwise, while toilets (in the Southern Hemisphere) are spinning clockwise.

[crudemood]

its so darn cold, im wearing two layers of HEAVY sweaters but only one layer of thin pants, curious no? ahhh i love cozying up on these cold winter nights. :D

[birdgirl73]

Goodnight, Psychocat! Sleep tight.

Now for some random facts:
My allergies are driving me nuts today. My nose is running like crazy, and my eyes feel like someone threw sand in them. It's like springtime here in north Texas, with a damp south wind.

Today is my dog Daisy's 10th birthday. I've helped her celebrate it by giving her a special birthday chewie bone, plus I gave her part of a poached egg this morning, which made her day.

[Skrappie]

does anyone attend the church of what's happening now?

does anyone get the reference :)

[WEsmokeED]

I dont get that reference ^

Is that a fact?

[GayStoner]

I have no weed and it's been 2 days :(

[cm8883]

After running around, in and out all day long, I'm finally in for the night. My child was involved in two local activities, and between shuttling the kids and trying to get yardwork done, I'm POOPED! :D

[Innominate]

We are seeing the beginning of a U.S. led conflict with Venezuela.

[Hilder420]

oh man, i read in the paper bout that.. Its gonna get ugly..
anyway, my best friend came over and gave me like 20 small presents for my 24th birthday, we smoked Northern Lights, ate tootsie rolls and laughed our asses off the entire time. it was fun..

[SpadeOfSrh]

my phone is blinking red

[Doctor Whoov]

It's snowing like a bitch.

[GayStoner]

Day 3. - Still no Weed. 2 days until I get more money to buy weed.
Current situation, resin smoking :hippy:

[slipknotpsycho]

just finished cleaning out my peices... bout to smoke the bit of resin i managed to get.... (isn't much... i've only smoked about an 1/8 between the bowl for the bong and my pipe since the last time i cleaned 'em.)

random world fact.... some guy just killed himself. 30 seconds after reading this, another will have killed themself...

[Jah420]

Smoked about 2gs of this FUNKY smellin stuff last night and watched frasier on dvd... Right now... i've been dry since last night.. and im deciding whether to go and buy some cannabis.. or get tickets for a gig..
while listening to have a cigar by pink floyd

[Nightcrewman]

I'm just about to put more logs on the fire it's freezing here today then going to watch some TV taped last night.

Cheers

NCM

[LIP]

I'm sweating buckets right now. The weather is shit outside. But I've just had 2 and a half oz of BB delivered. The sweat is dripping on my keyboard now, and im not even fucking hot.

[Staurm]

I'm currently sitting in my big leather armchair, it's raining outside and I'm all alone in a massive farmhouse in a rural part of Holland. I just made a a big pot of chai, I'm listening to some ambient psy trance brought to me by divbyzero.de, and I'm about to smoke some mellow polm. All in all, it's a pretty good day. Shanti Shanti.

[LIP]

I'm proceeding to roll a joint of the Blueberry i just got. I havnt had me sunday lunch yet :( Not really hungry, but this bud will get me in the mood.

[Born To Stone]

Eating a chicken and ham salad sandwich and listening to the wind howl outside, also in the process of uploading my Bob Dylan album and ofc posting here ;)

[Reefer Rogue]

I'm very high.

[pass_the_dubbie]

At a friends house getting ready to go home and roll a nice sunday afternoon joint.

[RUTBpiping]

i'am wasted off my nut. :stoned:

[birdgirl73]

I'm very sleepy. Also, I think I somehow broke the corner off a molar on the left side of my mouth last night, probably from grinding my teeth in my sleep and not wearing my mouth guard. My bite feels funny and not the same on the left side.

[Nochowderforyou]

Just smoked a bowl, thinking about another one, while listening to COC, sipping a cup of coffee, and posting here.

[slipknotpsycho]

i'am wasted off my nut. :stoned:

i didn't know it was possible to become intoxicated off of your ejaculatory fluids.... :stoned:

[LIP]

I just woke up from a nice little kip. :D More GANJA! :D

[sonic titan]

I sit crosslegged on a cloud soft, crimson bed spread, with the beautiful sounds of Bongzilla penetrating my brain. I'm surrounded by various cherished possesions, waiting intently but patiently on the first meal of the day. I'm sober and longing for a smoke. "I wanna be high in here"

[FakeBoobsRule]

I have drank about 80 ounces of water over the last 4 hours and I'm severely bloated now!

[ceecee79]

Washington is beating Buffalo 3-0

[birdgirl73]

I haven't drunk enough water in the last 12 hours and I'm dehydrated.

I'm also procrastinating studying. I've made the bed. Read the paper and had my morning tea. Ate breakfast. Tidied the kitchen and house. Vacuumed. Emptied the litter boxes. Straightened out the entryway closet. Made lunch. Started two loads of laundry and folded towels out of the dryer. Took a shower and did my hair. I'm now going to be forced to study. After I check in here, of course. . . .

[Staurm]

I live next to a small field containing 3 goats.

[LIP]

I live next to a small field containing 3 goats.

Hahahahhahahahaha! Maybe it's because im stoned, but oh my god, that's hilarious! :D:D:D:D :rastasmoke::rastasmoke:

[Staurm]

I'm hungry.

[RuskyNail]

I'm going to Hawaii tomorrow and i am packing now! :)

[GayStoner]

Got weed :D

[KL4D4]

Watching the Egyptian glass show on Discovery Channel.

[Staurm]

I'm currently wearing a pair of shoes I just bought on discount from where I work. The woman in the office who I gave the money to makes porn movies in here spare time, I watched a clip of her butt naked on the internet last night.

[RUTBpiping]

i didn't know it was possible to become intoxicated off of your ejaculatory fluids.... :stoned:

Its a figure of speech ya stooge. :thumbsup:

[psychocat]

Just done my good samaritan bit for the day.
I needed fuel for my bike and when I got to the petrol station there was a lady struggling to change a flat on her car. I offered to do it for her and she accepted so my good deed for the day is done . :D

[Old Stoner]

My 'bout with Bell's Palsey last year has really screwed up my left eye. When I close the right eye, the left is like looking through a REALLY DIRTY windshield.

Isn't getting any better, after MONTHS of treatment. I am getting really tired of this crap.

Can you say Cornea transplant?

[Staurm]

I just returned from a bad day at work, where despite the good job I am doing several people decided to find things to complain to me about. I returned home after cycling 8 km in the feeezing wind to find a note from our landlord telling us to be more clean and tidy, despite the fact I just spent the whole weekend gutting the kitchen and cleaning the mess left by the previous arsehole who just left on on saturday (good riddance). I'm now finding solace in a bottle of "number 7", despite the fact I still can't shake off this damn cold I got. I'm in a "I don't give a shit what happens tomorrow, I've fucking had enough of the world" mood. Chin's up!

[birdgirl73]

I have a sore throat.

[Cannabis-Sativa]

I'm wearing a gimp suit.

[Old Stoner]

I'm sitting in the recliner nekkid eating Cheetos.

[Doctor Whoov]

Waiting for the most beautiful girl in the world to get home from work so I can get her stoned and make her french toast.

[Doctor Whoov]

put somthin on freakshow :)

[ChronicJoint]

i just finished scratchin my balls so i could type this message. :thumbsup:

[randomname4888]

this girl i was about to fuck tomorrow just got with my best friend...

[ToDrunkToFish]

Im tryin to down a pint of Captain Morgan. Who's with me?

[WEsmokeED]

Im tryin to down a pint of Captain Morgan. Who's with me?

I am with you.

Isnt Gentlemen's Jack just Crown Royal? :wtf:

[weedmaster]

it's raining, it's cold, it's windy and i've got to work outside today, i'd rather be indoors with a bottle of captain morgan and a few blunts.

[weedmaster]

this girl i was about to fuck tomorrow just got with my best friend...

good best friend you got there, at least you got your right hand lol.

[DAY-DREAMER-MAN]

me and my girl are about to fuck:hippy:

[Frickr]

im watchin a show about UFO's. this shit is crazy, there is a pile of wood next to me in my living room. im halfnaked on a couch. my neibor has 2 horses, and there is a heard of deer living in the graveyard north of my house. i want to shoot one of them and eat it, but i dont think the neibors next door would like that. half of them are mentally retarded, and one is blind, and the rest are crippled and mental. its a special needs place. during the summer, you can hear them making their wierd noises, and one guy sits on the corner hunched over and waves at me every time i drive by.

[LIP]

It's raining, i couldnt be bothered with work today, im seeing my girlfriend at half 12 so i'll have to bag up some weed and get dressed to go pick her up. I really hate going out in shit weather. THEN me and her have to go flipping shopping. I cant stand shopping. I cant stand anything!

[MadSativa]

Right here on earth right now we are making Black Holes.

Despite Rumors, Black Hole Factory Will Not Destroy Earth | LiveScience (http://www.livescience.com/environment/060919_black_holes.html)

.................................thats so cool I want one

and we have started to teleport matter.

First Teleportation Between Light and Matter: Scientific American (http://www.sciam.com/article.cfm?articleID=000E9691-0261-1524-826183414B7F0000)

........beem me up scotty

[Silent Wolf]

I'm sitting here all alone in my house obviously on the computer while eating a bowl of coco pops. It's pissing down with rain outside with a dark grey sky( just typical English weather). I will be going out at around 1:30pm to meet up with a couple of friends down the pub. I don't know when i'll be back?

[cm8883]

It's snowing!! woooohoooo!! :thumbsup:

[axxion_blazethatzoot]

I am lying in bed craving a straight..or something a little stronger :jointsmile:

[shuggie86]

i had a panic attack this morning because i feel terribly guilty about smoking behind my mom's back...and the only thing i know to do to calm myself down is smoke :wtf:

and i am terribly head over heels for a guy who could possibly not feel the same way.

my heart hurts..

[Infamous]

I just looked behind me. But theres no point in looking behind me because when I look behind me theres a behind me behind me where i'm not looking owwww my head

[Infamous]

i had a panic attack this morning because i feel terribly guilty about smoking behind my mom's back...and the only thing i know to do to calm myself down is smoke :wtf:

and i am terribly head over heels for a guy who could possibly not feel the same way.

my heart hurts..

You say he 'could' not feel the same way.....not he 'does' not feel the same way. Therefore there is still hope :thumbsup:

[shuggie86]

You say he 'could' not feel the same way.....not he 'does' not feel the same way. Therefore there is still hope :thumbsup:

ha...yeah...he could...i've been thinking about it..that whole "tango" of pre relationship flirting and whatnot is what makes the beginning of the relationship so exciting..yet i can't tell if his actions are flirtatious or just something he would do with anyone..

make sense?

[Infamous]

Yeah that makes sense. Its the electic excitement...the possibility that something new and exciting could be yours. Have you seen him around other girls? You should try and hear how he speaks to other girls and see his body language also. That should help you make your mind up as to whether he fancies you or not. Hope this helps :)

[shuggie86]

well...see there is like history between us, but then we didn't talk for 4 years...every time i'm hanging out with him the only other girl there is one of his roommates or just close friends..i know he slept with someone after sleeping with me..but recently he had this mind shift thing and decided to quit sleeping around...i go out to see him just about every weekend and he always lets me sleep in bed with him;) but he could totally just be acting nice..ya know?
so frustrating..i mean, all i can do is continue to be myself and hope he likes what he sees..lol and just get stoned in this long and anguishing process. ha

[Infamous]

So you turned him into a manwhore? You gotta be doing something right then haha:thumbsup:

In my experience 90% of guys who let a girl share their bed have some sort of feelings for them whether its just pure lust or something a little deeper. Theres always that 10% though!
Youre right though the best thing to do is to get blasted. The smoke heals all wounds and reveals all answers :stoned:

[weedmaster]

It's raining, i couldnt be bothered with work today, im seeing my girlfriend at half 12 so i'll have to bag up some weed and get dressed to go pick her up. I really hate going out in shit weather. THEN me and her have to go flipping shopping. I cant stand shopping. I cant stand anything!

i think going to work is better than shopping, thinking about it haveing your balls wired up to the mains electric is better than shopping unless it's for electrical goods,gadgets or weed shopping:thumbsup:hope you enjoyed the day off mate.

[DAY-DREAMER-MAN]

it is -50 out :(

[LIP]

i think going to work is better than shopping, thinking about it haveing your balls wired up to the mains electric is better than shopping unless it's for electrical goods,gadgets or weed shopping:thumbsup:hope you enjoyed the day off mate.

Cheers mate. Indeed, i cant stand shopping at the best of times, even for stuff for me - I tend to get louder and more frustrated when i shop. I cant go anywhere really - im the guy you try to avoid - especially with kids lol, unless you want them to widen their vocabularys lol! :rastasmoke::rastasmoke::rastasmoke:

[noxqqq]

right now im going outside to lock up my gates for the night cause im freaked out right now.....arghh..

[GraziLovesMary]

My friend is doing better than me on Guitar Hero 3.

He's. A. Fag. lol that episode of Southpark happened to come on right as I picked up the Guitar Hero guitar a couple weeks back.


Another fact: I bruised my thumb playing Assassin's Creed. I guess its a good thing that I play so little video games that I no longer have callouses.. but.... the fact that I managed to bruise my thumb playing a video game is kind of sad..

[fosomker]

Drinking Crown and Smoking some dank ass weed. I am so high

[kgb420]

condensation

[peacefrog14]

i am stoned and at school right now. on a break in between classes....in college. about to head for the vending machine and get some munchies....

[Staurm]

It's fucking raining. Bleh!

[SFGurrilla]

I'm waiting to go smoke an ounce blunt and i'm scratching my neck like a crack head.

[TresLeches]

I am watching Sportscenter for the 4th time today. I just ate a footlong sub. I am also googling ex-girlfriends.

[Spoken Word]

I am watching Sportscenter for the 4th time today. I just ate a footlong sub. I am also googling ex-girlfriends.

:thumbsup:

uhhh
Society saddens more everyday.