Frequent Masturbation [Archive] - Green Grass Forums

BudGrower

11-27-2007, 10:02 PM

Anyone care to boast their talents? I think pot and sexuality are closely related. During my 20s I took care of myself a few times a week, until I heard a male can cum many times every day. With a little practice I discovered I could cum 5 to 10 times a day, but not EVERY day. My record was 14 times in one day. I am also a fitness fanatic running a mile or two a few times a week and weight lifting, and surfing a few times a year. During my 30s I averaged 3 times every day. Now at 53 I usually average once or twice a day. Can anyone "beat" that?

HerbalConfusion

11-27-2007, 10:04 PM

I dont know if i want to know if anyone can "beat that". I would say once every 2 days or the day of a big night.

420_24/7

11-27-2007, 10:07 PM

Idk why but ive been wankin it a whole lot lately, last week i did 6 or 7 times in one day. Thats my record

DurbanStone

11-27-2007, 10:14 PM

I think maybe 4 times, over 5 I'd say there's a problem.

geonagual

11-27-2007, 10:30 PM

14 times in one day..that is a lot of pullin the pud..

I think I am going to get ahold of Guiness

FakeBoobsRule

11-27-2007, 10:35 PM

My record was 14 times in one day.

Sounds like you needed a girlfriend! Just Kidding, but if you were beating it like that every day during your 20's I bet your place was a MESS!!! LOL!

cm8883

11-27-2007, 10:37 PM

Who here REALLY is master of their own domain?? :wtf:

geonagual

11-27-2007, 10:43 PM

Budgrower's motto:

stroking my meat is so much fun
I redecorate my walls with cum

cm8883

11-27-2007, 10:44 PM

Budgrower's motto:

stroking my meat is so much fun
I redecorate my walls with cum

Ewwwww! lol

Reminds me of those studies in hotel rooms when they shine the black light and all the stuff lights up...making me gag thinking 'bout it.

biggmoneyme

11-27-2007, 10:50 PM

I jackoff atleast 3 times a day

BudGrower

11-27-2007, 11:09 PM

Hahah. I heard on the radio (Frosty Heidi & Frank) an informal record of some guy who did something like at least 30 times in one day. Anyone remember that? When I did 14 times it was not much fun after about 8, just self-discipline and desire to break my record. I've been married for 25 years and my wife is more than satisfied.

StickyfingahZ

11-27-2007, 11:33 PM

10 times a day is Crazy....lol...Thats kinda like abuse.
Once I started dating and I got married,I kinda save up my ammo,I like to give a grand finale at the end.....would be hard to do that if I was bustin nuts 6 or 7 times a day.

420_24/7

11-27-2007, 11:36 PM

TheGreenBuddy

11-27-2007, 11:36 PM

cm8883

11-27-2007, 11:54 PM

If you guys do it multiple times a day, doesn't that lead to chafing? ;)

BudGrower

11-28-2007, 12:13 AM

Not with vasoline, a paper towel, and a girly mag or DVD, the cheepest date.

Staurm

11-28-2007, 12:18 AM

I'm curious to know if after 14 wanks, did you get the old vinegar strokes?

TheGanjaKing420

11-28-2007, 01:27 AM

I'm curious to know if after 14 wanks, did you get the old vinegar strokes?

fucking LOL :D

dragonrider

11-28-2007, 01:41 AM

I think I am going to get ahold of Guiness

Is that what the kids are calling it these days: "Get ahold of Guiness"?

I get ahold of Guiness 14 times a day!

dragonrider

11-28-2007, 01:44 AM

I'm curious to know if after 14 wanks, did you get the old vinegar strokes?

I'm not even sure what that means but it's funny!

If you didn't get the old vinegar strokes, you would at least get a nasty callus on your pecker and a case of carpal tunnel syndrom!

slipknotpsycho

11-28-2007, 01:54 AM

i used to do it alteast 3 times every day... lately tho i ain't had much of a sex drive... prety much the only time i beat it now is just to get it outta the way... i'm sure other guys can understand how it drives you crazy if you don't....

snowblind

11-28-2007, 02:14 AM

i used to wank all the time and had massive forearms because of it. it fun but after a while there is no release. better to save it up and spooge once a week or in a girl. wayyyyyyyyy more satisfying

JD1stTimer

11-28-2007, 04:41 AM

So that's why Popeye is so oddly proportioned.... Hmm, I usually go about 3 times/day. Once in a while I go 6, once I did 7 and boy were my wings tired.

greenhorngrower

11-28-2007, 04:58 AM

14 times!! shit, my balls would ache..

DAY-DREAMER-MAN

11-28-2007, 06:58 AM

1's a day :thumbsup:

Reefer Rogue

11-28-2007, 09:06 AM

A wank a day keeps the doctor away

Land of Drought

11-28-2007, 10:57 AM

I havnt laughed so much in Days,,,,, Funny Tread

geonagual

11-28-2007, 02:26 PM

I havnt laughed so much in Days,,,,, Funny Tread
This is a funny tread. LOL

BudGrower

11-28-2007, 04:41 PM

Interesting that no chicks will comment. They should be able to outperform any guy. Too embarassing.

HerbalConfusion

11-28-2007, 05:01 PM

Yea that much would cause some ball pain probably.

dragonrider

11-28-2007, 05:02 PM

There should be an Olympic sport.

dragonrider

11-28-2007, 05:03 PM

I mean Olympic spurt.

Help_Needed

11-28-2007, 07:03 PM

Hahah. I heard on the radio (Frosty Heidi & Frank) an informal record of some guy who did something like at least 30 times in one day.

Years ago I had a friend who, in his early teens, discovered that he's one of the 6% of men who can achieve multiple orgasms (as in coming over and over again without getting soft in between). And yeah, he was rather proud of himself lol. One on a whim, he pretended to be sick so he could stay home form school and see how many times he could do it. In the space of about 8 hours he came over 30 times.

Of course he was in rather serious pain the next day...which is how I heard about it :D.

dragonrider

11-28-2007, 07:07 PM

Years ago I had a friend who, in his early teens, discovered that he's one of the 6% of men who can achieve multiple orgasms (as in coming over and over again without getting soft in between). And yeah, he was rather proud of himself lol. One on a whim, he pretended to be sick so he could stay home form school and see how many times he could do it. In the space of about 8 hours he came over 30 times.

Of course he was in rather serious pain the next day...which is how I heard about it :D.
This why only 6% of men have this trait. If we all had it, we would all just stay at home all day whacking it, and the species would go extinct.

Gandalf_The_Grey

11-28-2007, 07:42 PM

A wank a day keeps the doctor away

According to a CNN report I saw about a year ago, a recent study indicated that frequent masturbation helps prevent prostate cancer. So yes, I agree:D

LIP

11-28-2007, 07:49 PM

I hardly ever wank these days. Now i've got a beautifil girlfriend, she does all the hard work lol!

dragonrider

11-28-2007, 07:51 PM

Poly wack-a-doodle all the day.

JihadJoe75

11-28-2007, 08:07 PM

I feel like a lightweight here. I only fap about every other day. I guess I do have a girlfriend though... not that it makes much of a difference anyways... haha. :D

Chong Version 2.0

11-28-2007, 10:35 PM

I once wanked for 13 hours straight. When I finally freed the geese my balls inverted and went inside my body and I got spooge all over the library.:D

Chong Version 2.0

11-28-2007, 10:37 PM

Man... after reading that I need a new monitor:stoned:.

potsmokingnome

11-29-2007, 08:46 AM

I remember one time in college I decided to lock myself in my room with my playboy collection (a couple years worth of playboys in a box!) and wanted to see how many times I could get off lol well to be honest I can't remember how many times but it was a lot! Fuck was my dick sore the next day though...that remeinds me I should start buyin Playboys again ;)

Now i proably ussually wank it like once a day...somedays i go without but ussually once a day...lol

devilvenom

11-29-2007, 09:10 AM

as a kid i didn't know about lube:sadcrying, so i would use soap. works fine if u only do it once a day, but since there was too much hormone i had to do it as much as i could which left my dick raw to the point were i would gat scabs around the rim of my dick head:wtf3:. very very nasty stuff. thank you who ever invented ky:clap:, or whatever your preferred brand is. this will start a whole new thread.

BudGrower

11-29-2007, 05:01 PM

KY jelly is for sex with a woman because it is water-based and will not irritate a woman, vasoline is for wacking. When I did my 14 times in one day, at about the age of 33, I was using vasoline and suffered no bad effects, except for a complete loss of interest in sex for a couple of days. After about 5 times it was not much fun any more, and after 10 times it became a tedius chore, and the porn was boring.

Staurm

11-29-2007, 11:49 PM

According to a CNN report I saw about a year ago, a recent study indicated that frequent masturbation helps prevent prostate cancer. So yes, I agree:D

I'm not entirely sure that 14 a day is good for you LOL Your gonna be one spotty teenager and bald by the time your 20 if you do that! I've tried being celibate actually, my record is nearly 3 months without, boy I can tell you my nuts were the size of golf balls at the end of that! Can't say I felt like I was putting myself at risk of getting cancer though, in fact I felt absolutely fucking amazing! So much energy. I can only do this if I get into a regular 8 hour solid sleep a night pattern, which can be very difficult in today's fucked up world...

cwesto

11-30-2007, 06:05 AM

Yea if i flogged the ole' dolphin 14 times a day im pretty sure he'd be under so much pressure his head would burst....... LITERALY:(

cm8883

11-30-2007, 12:33 PM

Interesting that no chicks will comment. They should be able to outperform any guy. Too embarassing.

Ok, I'll bite. I go through spells, for a week or two, I'll do it every day. Then for a week or two, it never even enters my mind. I figure it has something to do with the whole ovulation/reproduction thing.

RUTBpiping

11-30-2007, 12:44 PM

I think the most ive done it in one day was 8 times i was bloody sore afterwards but it was good. :D It really depends i don't have a set amount i just do it when i feel like it.Sometimes i might go a couple of days without doing it.

TryptamineScape

12-01-2007, 11:13 AM

I rub one out whenever I feel the need to...which can sometimes be consecutive...I can cum and keep going without getting soft 3 times, or that's how far I've been so far with a girl. Never tried it alone, I seem to lose interest after I cum alone...for 2 minutes.

inbud

12-01-2007, 10:40 PM

does using toys qualify..if it does, most times i am in chat i have an egg in me, and i cum hard when i cum, i masturbate usually every other day, whether i need it or not.

the image reaper

12-01-2007, 11:34 PM

does using toys qualify..if it does, most times i am in chat i have an egg in me, and i cum hard when i cum, i masturbate usually every other day, whether i need it or not.

that's HOT !! .... damn, I hope you're a female :jointsmile: