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Jah420
11-27-2007, 05:56 PM
Today, my fellow stoners, I bring you my humble cannabis inspired invention...

The Stoned Indicator! :smokin:

The journey started a long time ago.. when I was sitting with a group of friends.. everyone with different smoking styles and tolerance levels.. and the conversation went a bit like this:

"you high?"

"uhhh.. ... yeah"

"cool.. like.. fucked? or just high?"

"pretty fucked"

"haha.. what.. like.. really fucked?"

So I decided to revolutionize the system.. Why try to describe highness with words..? NUMBERS is where its at :jointsmile:

The stoned indicator is a 1-10 scale to indicate the level of stoned

1 being barely anything
5 on the way
10 highest youve ever been
11/12 whitey

The conversation now goes like this:

"You high?"

"Yeaaahh man.. like.. 8.5"

Works alot better :)



This is the really stoned bit now so.. (stop reading)

Yeah the stoned indicator came to me in a vision the other week. I was reading about a 9.5 on the indicator.. and then my eyesight blurred out and I actually saw the stoned indicator really clearly in front of me..

the closest thing i can compare it to is the old internet explorer security setting meter.. (pic at the bottom)

It runs up like that with little notches on the side running from 1 to 10.. and when you start tokin it fills up with a really nice green color.. when you get really high up it starts to flash 2 tones of green and its amazing.. also when you go over the 10 mark.. anything can happen :jointsmile: it can go red.. or it can go white and spread white all the way down through the green until theres nothing left (whitey)

xGaNjAx
11-27-2007, 08:18 PM
LOL I don't know what the hell you were smoking, but pass that shit :jointsmile:

submarine
11-27-2007, 08:32 PM
haha yeah sounds like some crazy bud.
but pretty good idea, it must have really effected you cause you can clearly see you put a lot of time into this post.

Jah420
11-28-2007, 03:28 PM
:S2:

yeah that's the kinda response I was expecting... everyone thinks i'm a crackhead :madnoel:

Dark
11-28-2007, 03:46 PM
dude, are you saying you're invented a new system... the "1 to 10" scale? :))
I seriously wanna smoke whatever the heck you had :D

Number 1 DJ
11-28-2007, 03:55 PM
no way dude!!! ahaha!! i use the number system all the times with my friends!

Jah420
11-28-2007, 08:26 PM
dude, are you saying you're invented a new system... the "1 to 10" scale? :))


that is.. seriously.. pretty much what i was saying :smokin:

r0k
11-28-2007, 08:43 PM
They already have that bud :thumbsup:

But my friends and I use that brilliant system as well :jointsmile:

Chong Version 2.0
11-28-2007, 10:19 PM
Stoners are hilarious. :jointsmile::jointsmile::D

robo scat
11-28-2007, 10:38 PM
I'm about 9 or so right now. FLU I've had some crazy visuals as well, it's sick. It mostly happens when I just sit there and zone out and let my mind race. I could barely function earlier. :p

mfqr
11-28-2007, 10:43 PM
The other day I was at about an 8.5, and I zoned out and actually thought I was in a different setting and scenario. Very weird! Then I snapped out of it and was like "what the fuck!"

Good system, though. But I imagine it would be interesting to listen to really stoned people analyzing what level they're at.

"Well, I'm at like uh... 8.5."
"Well no, more like ummm, an 8.6, maybe even an 8.73"

MeGustaMota
11-29-2007, 01:31 AM
The best way to tell if someone is fucked up is to ask them this question:
"From a scale of 1 to high how 10 are you?"
If the person laughs like crazy or actually tries to answer then they are gone. It works like a charm:thumbsup:

Droplet
11-29-2007, 02:55 AM
The best way to tell if someone is fucked up is to ask them this question:
"From a scale of 1 to high how 10 are you?"
If the person laughs like crazy or actually tries to answer then they are gone. It works like a charm:thumbsup:

haha... I like this method.

jessem98
11-29-2007, 04:27 AM
lmao this thread delivers

Jah420
11-29-2007, 12:54 PM
Good system, though. But I imagine it would be interesting to listen to really stoned people analyzing what level they're at.

"Well, I'm at like uh... 8.5."
"Well no, more like ummm, an 8.6, maybe even an 8.73"

Hell yeah! It happens more than you'd think :jointsmile:

If someone's blatently wasted and they try to get away with sayin 7.. we just argue it out :stoned:

4.2O
12-05-2007, 01:56 AM
ur scale sounds very effective man. people have been using the 1-10 scale for all the wrong things. who cares what score an olympic figure skater gets...we need to apply the 1-10 scale to more important things in life...like the killer chron.

it is fun to think of new and unique ways to verbally express your level of stonedness though.
"man im so fucking lifted"
"yea dude, im pretty polluted"
"i know. im so gone right now"