ORGASM WHEN UR HIGH!

[Cronton83]

All I can say is that it the best feeling when ur stoned. I can't really explain it, but its intense. Try it for urself. And it doesn't only work for guys...it works for chicks too.

[Stoffz]

Weed = $20
Pipe = $15
Catching a stoner having a masty during a session = priceless

[Cronton83]

lol. What the fuck is massy? If it is what I think it is...i wasn't, but its cool if u think so. I was stoned when I wrote that. I think funny shit when I'm stoned. Hell... tell ya the trueth...I'm stoned right now...lol

[dog420]

masturbation.........

[Dingo]

mmmmm anyways man thats a nice avatar...

[skooboy69]

if feelz like i died twice. My gurl got that fire pussy

[hunny]

right ..lol wtf is a fire pussy ??????
:confused:

[Lulu]

Maybe she's a redhead!!!LOL
Yeh it's intense but it does take longer to get there

[Cronton83]

yeah it takes long, but its all in good fun. I say 99% of the population does it and the 1% that say they don't....do it twice as much.

[stevieboy98]

I agree with this! I think the best sex I have ever had was when I have been stoned. Talk about an intense climax :eek:

[Stoffz]

Try having an orgie while on acid.....from then on, one girl will never be enough ;)

[abi]

All I can say is that it the best feeling when ur stoned. I can't really explain it, but its intense. Try it for urself. And it doesn't only work for guys...it works for chicks too.

ive tried it before it didnt do anything 4 me just got nakered & couldnt be bothered ~how dya do it man~ pukka!!!
:confused:

[Peaking]

I find even if u jus think about having an orgasm when ur stoned it feels like u are having one, also when goin to the toilet it feels like ur having one non stop, but having a pull (or sex) is the best, i advise all stoners out there who havent done it try it, ull love it ;)

[ermitonto]

Fire pussy sounds like a venereal disease of some sort...

[peji]

All I can say is that it the best feeling when ur stoned. I can't really explain it, but its intense. Try it for urself. And it doesn't only work for guys...it works for chicks too. U just now figured that out lol where u been all this time heh :)

[LeLe420]

All I can say is that it the best feeling when ur stoned. I can't really explain it, but its intense. Try it for urself. And it doesn't only work for guys...it works for chicks too.



sex is ALWAYS better when you're high ask my man he can't keep me off him when i'm ripped.

[SaltCityStoner]

one time a girl told me that she loved to smoke and have sex with me. She said that pot made her horny and tired two great things if you're in the mood. My current girl can't smoke till the 8th of April and we already know tht we gonna bang. Get high and have sex, a ton!!!!

[Prozac fairy]

nah dude ur rite, i smoked and 1/8th of sum pretty gud green i was just feelin so horny, i tried ringing my mate- see if he wanted to get it on but i cudnt get throught o him..i guess i wasnt making much sense over the phone but anyway i just got my new kickass vibrater and i tell u wat it was the best multi orgasms i had ever had, infact i wana do it again now lol but i havent got ne pot god dammit

[withoutaname]

I was visiting an ex-girlfriend up at her respective college. One thing leads to another and we smoked some Middies (Mid-grade "mersh"). Sounds typical, right? The thing is that this was the first time I had smoked in years (since middle school (long story)).

Results of this session:

The up side: Marathon Luvin' we stretched the night into the morning and did it "sweaty ass naked." I will always look back fondly on that night.

The down side: Cotton mouth is the worst thing you can have on a summer night of sweaty luvin'.

A great way to get "the message" across to the opposite sex that the mood is right in your eyes, start shotgunning smoke into eachothers' mouth. The clothes will soon be lost and the revolution will be underway. How long it lasts is another question all together.

**But remember some people just like to chill when they smoke and ride the high without the pressure of performing sexually. More importantly, No means NO!!!**

[NoSoupForYou]

if feelz like i died twice. My gurl got that fire pussy

in america "fire" is a slang term it means the same thing as "very good" it can also mean weed, like if you get asked do you need that fire? then you are being offered weed, anyway he's saying his girls pussy is good

[MrJoshua]

right ..lol wtf is a fire pussy ??????
:confused:
Either she's a red head or she on fire in the bedroom;or for that matter ,wherever!

[MrJoshua]

All I can say is that it the best feeling when ur stoned. I can't really explain it, but its intense. Try it for urself. And it doesn't only work for guys...it works for chicks too.
Believe it or not,man,It's twice as intense for chicks!Yea I tripped out when I heard too! :D

[MrJoshua]

Try having an orgie while on acid.....from then on, one girl will never be enough ;)
Try it on shrooms!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!Need I say more???
:eek:

[Adlan]

"And lo, the lord decreed unto adam and eve low I bring you to final gifts. to Adam I give you the ability to piss out of a window, Eve I give unto you multiple orgasms"

[Stoffz]

Try it on shrooms!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!Need I say more???
:eek:
Going to CKK this weekend ;)

[nhhomegrowngirl]

hi everyone! I'm new here! I wanted to say...YES! It IS that intense for a girl. Damn! I can be watching t.v., and my boyfriend will rub my feet and I feel like I'm orgasming *oh!* I could bump my elbow against something and feel like cumming. Cannabis is most definatly an aphrodisiac :) HOT STUFF!!!

[Tech]

Yea thats right i egree.
I was scratching my arse the other say when i was stoned and accidently blew my nose in my pants.
But luckily i work in a sawmill and was able to soak it up with a handfull of saw dust.

[joker121]

It really sucks, at least masturbating. Kind of a waste of my time whilst high.
Never had sex whilst high. My friedn got a bj whilst high, he said it really wasn't that great.

[BlazinNuggets420]

the best sex ive had was trippin on acid...now thats an intense climax...fuckin feels insanely out of this world n the orgasm is great...u should try it sometime....lol....really try it

[BlazinNuggets420]

Originally Posted by MrJoshua
Try it on shrooms!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!Need I say more???

like i said...lol

[NoSoupForYou]

yeah girls are so lucky with their multiple orgasms in all but the price they pay is the menstol cycle mwahahaha

[joker121]

and wearin bras, trust me, those things are fucking uncomfortable man.

[420sampson]

Dude, I've had sex while trippin and I couldn't get off, yeah I was fuckin horny and it was pretty cool, but with shrooms you don't want to do much and sex is very active.

Peace, Abra Kadabra

[Lit Up]

My girl always wanted dick when she was stoned, i even had to turn her down sometimes. Im a bad person. But i must say thats some crazy sex when ya'll stoned or whatever.

[BudBuddy]

sex is ALWAYS better when you're high ask my man he can't keep me off him when i'm ripped.


Catnip makes cats horny. If you give your housecat catnip is will adopt mating stances and would start fucking if they hadn't been spayed and neutered.

Lots of plants make certain animals horny. It is one of nature's ways of triggering mating in animals at the right time. When the catnip blooms it is the best time of year for cats to get pregnant.

With humans, cannabis is ripe for harvest in the fall. That is the best time for humans to get pregnant, for a spring birth. Their passions inflamed by the smoke and resin, early humans would have orgies and ritual sex during the cannabis harvests.

So yes, sex is great on pot, and marijuana is the ultimate aphrodesiac!

[NLno5]

I recently heard that the female body has a big concentration of cannaboid receptors in the utteres, as opposed to the rest of their bodies. Any idea what their use would be? JW
Thanks,
~Northern Lights #5

[MaRyJaYnE42]

sex isnt that good when ur high.. but making out is amazing ;)

[Cronton83]

You all misunderstood that guy. Firepussy is a cat. They have orangey fur. And I see what he`s saying. Animal sex after smoking a fat bong is sooooo good. Don`t bash it till you try it I say. I also like to jerk off to catfood commercials. Them cats up there is phine!

(Legalize Animal Lovin`)


NOW THATS FUCKED UP!....THAT IS SOME FUCKED UP SHIT RIGHT THERE!

Cronton

[Cronton83]

U just now figured that out lol where u been all this time heh :)



I been figurin it out for myself....lol.

[jehoushua]

I heard you cant have sex when on shrooms. You will think you dick is a snake and cut it off.

[Cronton83]

I heard you cant have sex when on shrooms. You will think you dick is a snake and cut it off.



Or u can think ur dicks a log and try to beat her to death with it...lol.

[NowhereMan]

NOW THATS FUCKED UP!....THAT IS SOME FUCKED UP SHIT RIGHT THERE!

Cronton


i agree with you
beastality
is not excepted


he is now banned
thanks for the person who pionted this out
i wont name you
but i agree with this guys post
thats fuk'd up shit

[sawleaf]

Sex seems to always be damn good when your high, but some times it's just straight weird. Like crazy trippy cartoon animals banging pots and pans in your head while dancing around in circles right at the peak of your climax!

[cherylsyv]

yes, yes, yes,

[akwg]

sex on x, yo dude with the orgy talk. that shit is cool im baked and its some deep stuff. im on vicodin also right now and u can not have sex with this stuff

[dumplingdu]

All I can say is that it the best feeling when ur stoned. I can't really explain it, but its intense. Try it for urself. And it doesn't only work for guys...it works for chicks too.

:p yes it is and it is hard to explain but I know what u are talking about :)

[danimal]

ever had a orgasm on extacy... that shit is like no other.. let me tell you what! I fucked this chick when we were both rollin...took me a while to get it up but ohh my god we both were screaming...that shit is fucking dank i love me a good roll and some pussy only done it twice but god damn its the best ever....

[nancyrenee]

Ok. Even though I don't care much about sex. When I get in the mood I'm IN THE MOOD! So anyway I have experienced sex while high. I have tried it before and i was like "ho hum" but anyway it was great for me. And it was great for my bf. It was a little more intense. I might have to smoke more often before sex.

[Hand of Man]

I recently heard that the female body has a big concentration of cannaboid receptors in the utteres, as opposed to the rest of their bodies. Any idea what their use would be? JW
Thanks,
~Northern Lights #5
Udders?? Or uterus??
Cannabis receptors in the uterus!!!! Will the next sex toy on the market be
laced with THC?? How bout cannabis suppositories?!? Anybody??????

[nancyrenee]

I believe it does have something to do with what is going on down there. Not only sexually but physically. The reason is because sometimes when I'm blazed. Not just high or stoned but BLAZED and I go to pee......it's numb. Like I can feel it...but I can't. Strange feeling.

[duppy man]

:confused: who got the best deal out off that then,?????? i think accurate pissing is great..Fcuk multiple orgasms whats the point LOL

[maryjanemama]

Multiple orgasms is very, very rare, anyway. But, women are able to have 2 different kinds of orgasms, which is cool. I know what nancyrenee is talking about..it's hard to explain, it's like a numbness but it's very sensitive at the same time. Duppy man, you seriously crack me up at times...yes, accurate pissing is important, but chicks are sitting, so aim isn't as important as it is when you're standing. I think all parts of my body are more sensitive when I'm high...that's what makes sex and orgasm better. Here's a question, why don't guys work a little harder at foreplay? Women are NOT turned on by just a few kisses!

[Tech]

Yes thats right , you have to slap thier arses and stick you tounge in their ears to get em going properly. :D

Sound good girls? :D

[sawleaf]

Maryjanemamma, you just have to find a guy who enjoys it! lol

[maryjanemama]

Maryjanemamma, you just have to find a guy who enjoys it! lolSawleaf,hmmm...maybe I need a younger man (hee,hee).

Tech, I bet the ladies are beating down your door! Slapping arses is cool but nothing should just be "stuck in" anywhere at any time, including tongues, you crazy boy.

[sawleaf]

Maryjanemamma, I don't think it has anything to do with age really. Train your man! :D

[nancyrenee]

Hey prozac ever use a vibrator during sex while high? You should try it out. It's pretty intense. Yeah maryjane momma. You would think after a few centuries guys would get the hint it takes more than a little lick here and there to get us going.

[Valrasha]

I believe it is, low upon man I bestow all the plants and herbs to use as you see fit. And then god rolled a big joint took a long hit and passed it to addam, and after they seen it was done they sat back and low god saw that it was good, lol.

[gothic420juggalette]

Ight y'all I'ma chick.... and the first time I ever had sex stoned was INCREDIBLE.... there are no words to explain it... Everything was so intense and magnified and..... the only thing you can say to sex when your high is OMFG (oh my fucking god)....... its incredible and if your dating the person..... its even better!!!

[butterfly1776]

yeah having sex stoned is the best. and to you guys out there , the foreplay is essential! remember you gotta lick it before you stick it! lol .

[maryjanemama]

yeah having sex stoned is the best. and to you guys out there , the foreplay is essential! remember you gotta lick it before you stick it! lol .
Ha,ha,ha...too funny! Love your avatar, by the way.;)

[bonbonhia]

The Supremes knew what they were singing about, "Stoned Love".

[Cronton83]

Multiple orgasms is very, very rare, anyway. But, women are able to have 2 different kinds of orgasms, which is cool. I know what nancyrenee is talking about..it's hard to explain, it's like a numbness but it's very sensitive at the same time. Duppy man, you seriously crack me up at times...yes, accurate pissing is important, but chicks are sitting, so aim isn't as important as it is when you're standing. I think all parts of my body are more sensitive when I'm high...that's what makes sex and orgasm better. Here's a question, why don't guys work a little harder at foreplay? Women are NOT turned on by just a few kisses!



I think the reason is cuz foreplay is in the way. Us guys wanna get right to business. Although I don't mind the foreplay cuz I like muff dive, but I gotta question. If a guy is eatin out a girl and she hits orgasm and cums in the guys mouth, why isn't it ok for that bitch swallow? DAMN BITCHES....LOL

Cronton83

[sawleaf]

Multiple orgasms is very, very rare, anyway. But, women are able to have 2 different kinds of orgasms, which is cool. I know what nancyrenee is talking about..it's hard to explain, it's like a numbness but it's very sensitive at the same time. Duppy man, you seriously crack me up at times...yes, accurate pissing is important, but chicks are sitting, so aim isn't as important as it is when you're standing. I think all parts of my body are more sensitive when I'm high...that's what makes sex and orgasm better. Here's a question, why don't guys work a little harder at foreplay? Women are NOT turned on by just a few kisses!

Then my GF must be super rare then. It is almost too easy to get her off, I have trouble keeping up. I can get her off just by touching her back. Guess being a massage therapist helps for something and her being super sensitive also. Yeah, most guys don't enjoy foreplay. I used to just want to have sex, but love foreplay now. You have to make it a game, plus the longer you wait and work it up, the better it is. The anticipation is so much fun. I am all about enhancing sex, getting high is great because all the senses are super hightened! :)

[maryjanemama]

Sawleaf, that's great! You're gf is very lucky. I shouldn't complain, shame on me, actually. My husband has a very hard laborous job and I know lots of times he's just really tired. I should be thankful that he still talks to me, let alone stays married to me after all the shit I've put him through in the past. Besides, he's seen me through pregnancy weight gain and back 3 times and he always found me attractive and never complained about my body once. Shame on me.

[sawleaf]

sounds like you got a great man there!

[kingkaya]

i'ld give up pissing standing up for multiple climaxes anyday anytime,is God listening.....

[therb]

Hmmm. I have actually never had sex without weed. I smoked weed for a year before I ever had sex. So naturally I was stoned the first time, and every other time. But I tell ya, you have to work for my orgasms. I think some guys leave feeling inadequate. But really I have to seriously date somebody for awhile before I feel open enough to let loose.

[Ammie]

hahahahahalmfoomfg this shit just gets funnier :D:D