Ask me Anything II

[geonagual]

I know The Great Benzino did it..well I want to give it a shot to..all questions will be answered unless i die or get seriously injured..thank you, have a nice day:)

[420_24/7]

Could jesus microwave a burrito that he himself could not eat?

[burnable]

How did ancient Rome fall and will America fall in like fashion?

[420_24/7]

Who wrote the birthday song?

[Me.]

Whats a henway?

[geonagual]

Could jesus microwave a burrito that he himself could not eat?


Didn't Jesus finally die after his resurrection? So, that means he is dead for real..lets say he did get it done somehow..I dont know, a microwave run off of solar power or something...around the time of all the other apostles..if they all pitched in all of their rubels to get a tina's burrito from the local grocer..he would just give it away and claim a miracle I am sure..I hope that answered your question..


How is the fall in Rome and how is America fashion in the fall?

I have heard the falls in Rome are incredible..A little brisk, but a sweater or wind breaker will do the trick...

and the answer to your other question is:
I can only speak for myself and that is Dickies and New Balances:D

I hope that helps;)

[geonagual]

Who wrote the birthday song?

My mom:thumbsup:

[geonagual]

Whats a henway?

Well, you have heard of roadway, right?

It is like a road for a hen.

That was fuckin simple:)

[cannabis campbell]

You ever sucked dick geo?

[geonagual]

You ever sucked dick geo?

I haven't...but I would bet a million dollars that you have:jointsmile:

[rebgirl420]

^psh only crackheads do that (half baked)

[crudemood]

how much wood would a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood?

[geonagual]

how much wood would a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood?

what the hell is a wood chuck?

I dont want to read it again..I dont

[geonagual]

^psh only crackheads do that (half baked)

and women, bi sexual men and gay men..

[WEsmokeED]

^psh only crackheads do that (half baked)

LOL if you ever watch the edited version on Fuse they say toes


Bob Saggot: " Have You ever sucked TOES for weed!!!!?"

[TX Girl]

Thank Geo you are here, geo!


I have a two parter burning my brain this eve:

In general do you believe it is because of its hypothetically hypnothermic velocity that it ultimately developed its super radically charged views on such matters?

and where can I get a new wii pkg for under $400 incl any shipping?

thank you kind sir

[geonagual]

LOL if you ever watch the edited version on Fuse they say toes


Bob Saggot: " Have You ever sucked TOES for weed!!!!?"

Bob Saget was annoying in America's Best home Videos...his voice was grating..great question..on to the next caller...hello...he must of hung up

[geonagual]

Thank Geo you are here, geo!


I have a two parter burning my brain this eve:

In general do you believe it is because of its hypothetically hypnothermic velocity that it ultimately developed its super radically charged views on such matters?

and where can I get a new wii pkg for under $400 incl any shipping?

thank you kind sir


alright..this is a tough one..but I think I can do it..

The first one..
I think the rate of velocity must be monitered very closely. That is definitely most important in situations as delicate as this.
Number 2
Black Friday...next year:(

Thanks for the questions.

Glad to see you back:)

[rebgirl420]

^ haha Geo = Frasier Crane

"hello caller"

[cannabis campbell]

Nothing wrong with that geo but I havent... when do I get my million dollars !???

[geonagual]

Nothing wrong with that geo but I havent... when do I get my million dollars !???


I will have to set up a sting first..just to be sure..I cant just take your word for it..sorry..a million dollars is a lot of money

[cannabis campbell]

A sting so that I am forced to suck yours!?

Trust me I dont do it you're going to have to take my word for it. now pay up!

[geonagual]

The answer to your question is...HELL NO!

I have some evidence here that says you like cock..you didnt think I was going to give a million dollars away that easy did you?

Guess who's threads these are?...and that is only on the first page. LOL



http://boards.cannabis.com/sexuality-relationships/141820-penis-game.html

http://boards.cannabis.com/womens-issues/125705-does-size-matter.html

http://boards.cannabis.com/sexuality-relationships/133050-do-dildos-feel-same-cocks.html

[rebgirl420]

Not thats some major PWNAGE!

[cannabis campbell]

lmfao none of them proves I like cock in any way shape or form at all.

[rebgirl420]

I think police call that "circumstancial evidence"

[cannabis campbell]

Its not even that haha :D

circumstancial evidence is like where for example you got caught at the wrong place wrong time but no proof that you did the crime but got sent down because you were the only person around.

I had made no refrenced to liking penis' at all I made a thread asking if they feel the same as a dildo because I was wondering how it would feel for a woman not me .. and for you to think something like that geo you are just sick i should report you!

[geonagual]

Did I start this? HAHA...I have to admit, this is funny as hell...

One thing I learned a long time ago
Is to watch what people joke about

Now, give me a mother fucking question...Please:)

[rebgirl420]

hahah thats why I said I THINK in the beginning of thats entance cc.

Im just fucking with you hun, and this thread is cracking me up!

[TX Girl]

i should have known that! (on both accounts)

nice to see you, too. i missed hanging out here :)

[Old Stoner]

A spin on the woodchuck thing:

How many ducks could a woodchuck fuck if a woodchuck could fuck ducks?

[geonagual]

A spin on the woodchuck thing:

How many ducks could a woodchuck fuck if a woodchuck could fuck ducks?


Hello Old Stoner, I appreciate the question and I am going to do my best to answer it..

Now, I now have a good idea that a woodchuck is a bird, probably a close friend of the woodpecker. Quite possibly a woodpecker itself and everyone knows woodpeckers love to fuck...fast and furious..and ducks have that nice round ass..I would say the woodpecker could fuck 96 ducks in a 24 hour period..that being one duck every 15 minutes..4 X 24 = 96..

Thanks for coming to my thread and have a nice day:jointsmile:

[birdgirl73]

I knew the first woodchuck answer, which was "He'd chuck as much wood as a woodchuck could if a woodchuck could chuck wood."

So I'm guessing the answer to the second one would be "He'd F as many ducks as a woodchuck could if a woodchuck could F ducks," but perhaps I'm wrong.

This is getting us totally off track. I want to ask Geo two questions. Here goes:

Why is the sky blue?

Also, what ever happened with the question of "Should I?" Did you, in the end, do it? That has been keeping me awake at night, and Dave asked about it the other day, too.

[birdgirl73]

A woodchuck is a small woodland creature, Geo. That's another name for groundhogs. They're terribly cute.

[Cannabis-Sativa]

where the fuck is carmen sandiago geo?

[geonagual]

I knew the first woodchuck answer, which was "He'd chuck as much wood as a woodchuck could if a woodchuck could chuck wood."

So I'm guessing the answer to the second one would be "He'd F as many ducks as a woodchuck could if a woodchuck could F ducks," but perhaps I'm wrong.

This is getting us totally off track. I want to ask Geo two questions. Here goes:

Why is the sky blue?

Also, what ever happened with the question of "Should I?" Did you, in the end, do it? That has been keeping me awake at night, and Dave asked about it the other day, too.

Hello Birdgirl..it is always nice to see you:)

Ok..knowing how smart you are I am going to really take a stab at answering the question why the sky is blue..
Interesting question..now, if I was God and I was inventing the world and I looked up and all I saw was black like it is out in space..I would say no way this is cutting it..I need something that is nice for my eyes to see..so I will make the sky light blue and after looking at it I would be happy..just like I am today when i look in the sky:)

The answer to your second question
about my "should I" question..it was a real question, although some doubted that with all the little tricks I play. LOL..But yes, my question is one that has plagued me for awhile now and that is if I should move to San Diego? 100 miles from where I am now. It is one of the hardest decisions for me to make. The vote was about 70-30 for yes you should..I really think I just need to go with the popular vote and do it already:jointsmile:

Thanks for your questions..Tell Dave I said hi:)

[Old Stoner]

ROFLMAO< sorry birdgirl, I just HAD to ask... being stoned and all! :jointsmile:;)

[geonagual]

where the fuck is carmen sandiago geo?

Down in Sunset Cliffs getting high with Frog the female courier:D
Carmen- Never really hear that name to much..

Thanks for the question:thumbsup:

[angry nomad]

Two questions:

1) How is modern America like Nazi Germany?

2) What is your dirtiest sexual fantasy that you have yet to act upon?

[FakeBoobsRule]

I think police call that "circumstancial evidence"
In this case it's more like circumcision evidence!!!

Wow CC, you walked right into that trap. Luckily I started the Vagina Game!

Ok Geo, how many wives has Drew Peterson killed? Who is the next celebrity to go to rehab?

[angry nomad]

lmfao none of them proves I like cock in any way shape or form at all.

I have to agree here. If women asked similar questions about boobies, I don't think as many people would think they were gay as a guy asking about cocks.... Just because I like to watch porn with guys with big cocks, it doesn't mean I am gay. I saw a porn once with a huge bodybuilder and he had a little four inch cock. I started laughing, and couldn't watch it anymore. Well, maybe I am a little gay. Tiny bit.

[geonagual]

Two questions:

1) How is modern America like Nazi Germany?

2) What is your dirtiest sexual fantasy that you have yet to act upon?

I think I can answer these and thanks angry Nomad for these interesting questions.


1) Easy one...and short and simple..cause America is hell bent on world domination..
2)I want to have sex in the Louvre in front of the Mona Lisa painting..with a girl that looks just like her..that would be awesome:thumbsup:

Thanks for stopping by and come by again sometime and please try and not be so angry:jointsmile:

[geonagual]

In this case it's more like circumcision evidence!!!

Wow CC, you walked right into that trap. Luckily I started the Vagina Game!

Ok Geo, how many wives has Drew Peterson killed? Who is the next celebrity to go to rehab?


Drew Peterson has killed every wife cause he has small dick syndrom..it is unfortunate, if they just wouldn't laugh he wouldn't have to kill them..but they do.

Next celebrity..that is easy..Clay Aiken..that guy is bound to break eventually.

Thanks FBR for coming by and I am not offended by your name in the slightest..

[Unknown American]

Okay my question. We are supposed to come to a complete stop at a stop sign when driving in a car.

According to Einstein's theory, nothing in the universe ever comes to a complete stop.

So how in the hell can I stop completely when I drive up to a stop sign?

WTF?

[geonagual]

Okay my question. We are supposed to come to a complete stop at a stop sign when driving in a car.

According to Einstein's theory, nothing in the universe ever comes to a complete stop.

So how in the hell can I stop completely when I drive up to a stop sign?

WTF?

Hello Unknown America although you are known by me..

Interesting question..
You must put the car in park..turn the engine off..step away from the vehicle exactly one foot..clap your hands twice and that is a true stop and then you are free to move forward.

Thanks for the question..

[420_24/7]

In this case it's more like circumcision evidence!!!

haha, i was thinking that, but i decided not to say it.


I have to agree here. If women asked similar questions about boobies, I don't think as many people would think they were gay as a guy asking about cocks.... Just because I like to watch porn with guys with big cocks, it doesn't mean I am gay. I saw a porn once with a huge bodybuilder and he had a little four inch cock. I started laughing, and couldn't watch it anymore. Well, maybe I am a little gay. Tiny bit.

"You like to look at porno"
"Damn right I do"
"Well do you only like to look at two women"
"No Ill look at a man and a woman makin love"
"So when you're lookin at that porn you like the man to have a small half-flacid penis?"
"No I like a big hard throbbing cock!"
-Ron White.
Not the exact quote, just how i remember it.

[psychocat]

What do you do if you see one endangered species eating another endangered species ?

[Aliigetshyphy]

Where do words go after they leave your mouth?

[Staurm]

When will Margaret Thatcher former prime minister of Great Britain die?

[beachguy in thongs]

What road is the less traveled one?

Which football game did you like better today?

Where is the nearest nuclear power plant to me?

[Orgasmic_High420]

The sky is blue because it is the color in the sky that is most reflected.

Einstien's theory, is a theory.

Theory: A theory in technical use is a more or less verified or established explanation accounting for known facts or phenomena

How do u get the screen to stay in ur pipe?I really cant get it to stay:(.

[CanaDanKs Inc.]

Greetings Geo,

Thanks for having me on your show...I mean thread. It is an honor to be here. I see you've got a lot of work ahead of ya there. So I'll ask an easy one. or two or three or more.
-
If you're driving at the speed of light and turn on your headlights, what happens?

You know that indestructible black box that is used on airplanes? Why don't they make the whole plane out of that stuff?

Most packages say "open here," but what is the protocol if it says "open somewhere else?"

If everyone lost five pounds at the same time, would it throw the earth off its axis?

Why doesn't glue stick to the bottle?

Is there ever a day that mattresses are NOT on sale?
-

Man I sure hope to get an answer for all of these..... :jointsmile:

[jessem98]

why are we on earth? what is the purpose of life? i want the ACTUAL answer, for each question has ONE correct answer, not looking for your opinion...

[Aliigetshyphy]

Is invisible a color?

[geonagual]

Greetings Geo,


-
If you're driving at the speed of light and turn on your headlights, what happens?

\


What an awesome question Mr Cana Danks..we appreciate you being here..

You have asked a great deal of questions here and I would like to answer at least on of these before I jump in the shower and head out.

This questioned interested me in many ways..

But after thinking about more genuinely, I have decided there is one a few words to describe this..and that is

TRAILSzoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooom

That is friggin trippy...it gives me goose pimples

:hippy::hippy::hippy::hippy::hippy::hippy::hippy:

[geonagual]

Is invisible a color?


No way..invisible is the non- color

[Narf!]

Would the smell of your mom's panties give me a hardon? Or make me puke?

[WEsmokeED]

LOL^

[wannabehippiegirl]

Would the smell of your mom's panties give me a hardon? Or make me puke?

PUKE

[rebgirl420]

Would the smell of your mom's panties give me a hardon? Or make me puke?

Well thats the quote of the day haha

[Narf!]

Hellz Yeah!

[psychocat]

Greetings Geo,

Thanks for having me on your show...I mean thread. It is an honor to be here. I see you've got a lot of work ahead of ya there. So I'll ask an easy one. or two or three or more.
-
If you're driving at the speed of light and turn on your headlights, what happens?

You know that indestructible black box that is used on airplanes? Why don't they make the whole plane out of that stuff?

Most packages say "open here," but what is the protocol if it says "open somewhere else?"

If everyone lost five pounds at the same time, would it throw the earth off its axis?

Why doesn't glue stick to the bottle?

Is there ever a day that mattresses are NOT on sale?
-

Man I sure hope to get an answer for all of these..... :jointsmile:

Has CanaDanKs been visiting some of the same sites as me.

Crazythoughts.com - Life's Unanswered Questions (http://www.crazythoughts.com/)
Amusingfacts.com (http://www.amusingfacts.com/cgi-bin/surf/surf_pass.cgi?template=joke.html&cfile=41quest.html)

[psychocat]

The sky is blue because it is the color in the sky that is most reflected.:(.



WHY IS THE SKY BLUE?
The blue color of the sky is due to Rayleigh scattering. As light moves through the atmosphere, most of the longer wavelengths pass straight through. Little of the red, orange and yellow light is affected by the air.

However, much of the shorter wavelength light is absorbed by the gas molecules. The absorbed blue light is then radiated in different directions. It gets scattered all around the sky. Whichever direction you look, some of this scattered blue light reaches you. Since you see the blue light from everywhere overhead, the sky looks blue.

[beachguy in thongs]

Seeing as how I have no answer for my first three questions, I'm going to reinforce another question by re-asking, "How do you keep a screen inside a glass pipe?"

And, the sky is blue because it's the only color that floats.

[geonagual]

Seeing as how I have no answer for my first three questions, I'm going to reinforce another question by re-asking, "How do you keep a screen inside a glass pipe?"

And, the sky is blue because it's the only color that floats.

Hello Beachguy..it is great to see you..you say I havent answered some of your previous questions and you may be right..I apoligize for that..it is just that they have me so busy these days...

As for this question. How do you keep a screen inside a glass pipe..easy..trim it down a little smaller..put it the pipe and do not stab, poke or touch it for a minumum of 2 full bowls...once that has happened, the resin will build up on the sides and hold it in place..

Hope that helps and I am glad that you stopped in..anytime you have a question please stop by and I may or may not answer it. Have a great day:)

[beachguy in thongs]

Okay. Trimming down doesn't help, as it only "bounces" back up when you pack the bowl.

You still didn't answer my first three questions, so I'll add a new one.

Is it a low tide, or a high tide, when you can see both the sun and the moon?

[420_24/7]

What color is darker than black???

[psychocat]

Black isn't a colour.

1. Black is the absence of color (and is therefore not a color)

Explanation:
When there is no light, everything is black. Test this out by going into a photographic dark room. There are no photons of light. In other words, there are no photons of colors.

2. White is the blending of all colors and is a color.

Explanation:
Light appears colorless or white. Sunlight is white light that is composed of all the colors of the spectrum. A rainbow is proof. You can't see the colors of sunlight except when atmospheric conditions bend the light rays and create a rainbow. You can also use a prism to demonstrate this.

Fact: The sum of all the colors of light add up to white.

[420_24/7]

Black isn't a colour.

1. Black is the absence of color (and is therefore not a color)

Explanation:
When there is no light, everything is black. Test this out by going into a photographic dark room. There are no photons of light. In other words, there are no photons of colors.

2. White is the blending of all colors and is a color.

Explanation:
Light appears colorless or white. Sunlight is white light that is composed of all the colors of the spectrum. A rainbow is proof. You can't see the colors of sunlight except when atmospheric conditions bend the light rays and create a rainbow. You can also use a prism to demonstrate this.

Fact: The sum of all the colors of light add up to white.

It doesnt matter if black is a color or not, thats not what i asked, i asked about another color that is darker than black.

If you don't know the answer perhaps you could read The Book of the New Sun by Gene Wolf. Not a real color mind you, but there is a certain answer

[bicflikr]

can i have a dollar?

can the dana 30s on my cherokee handle 33s?

what hand do i masturbate with?

is it ok to use toe trimmers to trim weed with?

[CanaDanKs Inc.]

Has CanaDanKs been visiting some of the same sites as me.

Oh you bet! It can be quite a mind blowing experience to read some of those with a stoned brain :jointsmile:

[psychocat]

It doesnt matter if black is a color or not, thats not what i asked, i asked about another color that is darker than black.

You contradict yourself , of course it matters if it's a colour, especially if you are asking for a colour darker than it ?


If you don't know the answer perhaps you could read The Book of the New Sun by Gene Wolf. Not a real color mind you, but there is a certain answer


Black is an absence of colour therefore anything darker than black would have to absorb all light too and therefore wouldn't be a color either.

[420_24/7]

You contradict yourself , of course it matters if it's a colour, especially if you are asking for a colour darker than it ?




Black is an absence of colour therefore anything darker than black would have to absorb all light too and therefore wouldn't be a color either.

Ok, Im not really an expert on color. Its just something that has perplexed me ever sense i read the book.

[geonagual]

Thanks Psychocat for the help..at least somebody has got my back in this bitch..

I will answer every question even if it kills me..So BRING IT ON PUNKS!!






can i have a dollar?

can the dana 30s on my cherokee handle 33s?

what hand do i masturbate with?

is it ok to use toe trimmers to trim weed with?

Those are some great question dikflicker..WTH kinda name is that? But welcome regardless..

1) Fuck NO
2)YES
3) Left..cause I figure you would only ask that cause you think I am gonna say right...which is what the majority of the world masterbate with..
4)of course..the extra toe cheese help out with the growth..
Thanks for the questions:jointsmile:


Where do words go after they leave your mouth?

Welcome and thanks for your question...

This is a good one..I have thought about it for about 1.9 seconds and I think I have it figured out..they go a few places...if you are near someone, they go into the auditory canals and then are stored in the memory of anyone within hearing distance..the parts of the words that dont go into someone's head...travel for a short distance till the fade away into oblivion..

Great question..Thanks


When will Margaret Thatcher former prime minister of Great Britain die?

She has 1 year 6 months and 22 days to live..not that long if you ask me.

What road is the less traveled one?

Which football game did you like better today?

Where is the nearest nuclear power plant to me?

Hey Beachguy..Welcome back:)
Your a celebrity around these parts..

You have really thrown a doozy at me with the first one..but I am going to sit here and work it out..the road less traveled..hmmm..the less traveled road is the one that no one takes..cool.

I dont watch foozball..haha



and the answer to your last question is the Surry Nuclear Power plant..

GREAT QUESTIONS..come back again someday..just not to soon:jointsmile:

[thcbongman]

If you die, will you be seriously injured?

[Orgasmic_High420]

If I shoot a bullet at the moon will it hit it?

[submarine]

if you had to choose between a ? or a ! which one would it be? why?

[greenhorngrower]

If the uncertainty principle is certain, than how is it applied to quantum mechanics at the level of elementary particles and their unified constituents..??

[4.2O]

my question:
whats up man?