What will your epitaph be ?

[Nightcrewman]

This cropped up in conversation at the pub last night with some friends of ours it's something I have never really thought about as I intend to be cremated, however if I did have a tombstone I think it would say.

"End of chapter one"

Anyone any thoughts on there own epitaph.

Cheers

NCM

[fasterspider]

I knew a guy who commited suicide by cop but, anyways his tomb stone says:
"But we got high"
Me? There will be no tomb stone with an epitaph because my ashes are to be used as fertilzer going back into the earth I came from in a useful manner, to help marijuana grow.:thumbsup:

[birdgirl73]

I think one of the funniest epitaph ideas I've ever read is "I told you I was sick." If I decide to use that, i'll have them change "you" to "y'all."

[Reefer Rogue]

Legalize it

[geonagual]

There will be no tombstone for me

[Old Stoner]

I kinda like "I told you that you should have gotten me to the emergency room faster!"

[slipknotpsycho]

if you don't leave im going to make my grandma make you leave.

[Reefer Rogue]

Why do you only miss me when i'm dead? =/

[Markass]

Legalize it

indeed, and hopefully long before my death it will be legal, and then I will have it say "Legalized It" and have a nice pot leaf on it

[jagarr]

i like limericks so ill write one.

here lies cannabis jag
died cooly puffing a fag
deaths prolly sweet
chillen under your feet
at least his life wasnt a drag.

[affasd]

fuck the police

[BUZz UK]

can't have a tombstone, the Government thinks i'm dead already (insurance scam gone wrong)...

[stinkyattic]

I don't want a tombstone, I want a statue.
The statue should be of me with a hand-mattock planting a cannabis plant, and it should be in a really unexpected place, like in the woods out back of the county courthouse, or even better, under one of those highway overpasses near Fenway Park in Boston. That would be cool.
On the base of the statue, someone needs to engrave the complete text of that how to grow pot sticky in my sig.

[BUZz UK]

You want the word 'Dankness' on your statue?!?!?!

[stinkyattic]

Yes, that is my title, Her Dankness Stinkyattic the Cultimodivatorator. :D
I want this statue to become a minor tourist attraction.
I expect I can count on Geonagual to install a cache nearby too.

[crudemood]

Mine would say 'See ya later!'

[sm0k3w33d]

how does the government already think your dead buzz?
doesn't that affect ur day to day life alot?

[Weedhound]

"Who?"

[the image reaper]

' Game Over '

[Weedhound]

I WAS going to go with the statue.....but STINKY already stole it...:wtf: :D

[birdgirl73]

Yes, that is my title, Her Dankness Stinkyattic the Cultimodivatorator. :D
I want this statue to become a minor tourist attraction.
I expect I can count on Geonagual to install a cache nearby too.
Something about this thrills my Gothic sense of romance. I think we need fir trees, shadows, coal black ravens, and an entire memorial garden with thriving cannabis plants and wonderful wrought-iron fencing, ideally "overwrought" iron with lots of ornate curlicues and pointy finials. A large standing Her Dankness statue, somewhat in the style of the beneficent Virgin Mary and made from the finest white Carrara marble, shall stand at the highest point of this memorial park, her humble gaze cast down on the plants and visitors, blessing all living, growing, cannabis-loving things.

In time, this verdant, peaceful place will become a much-loved symbol of healing and beneficial cultivation, the veritable Lourdes of the northeast Atlantic coast. FBR, Plant, P4B and I shall lead seasonal groups of pilgrims and worshipers through. Attentive groundskeepers will see to the plants, the lawn, the somber fir trees, and will sweep up the remnants of joints smoked in your honor. Someone will sell lemonade and delectable snacks during the high season. Another vendor will offer small Dankness statue replicas. Later, as those of us who knew and loved you pass into the Great Green Beyond, we'll be entombed at your feet or sprinkled as fertilizer and bone meal on the plants. . . .

[SantaClawz]

"I can't hear you, I'm dead!"

[Coelho]

"Thou, who ist reading it right now:
Be happy. Rejoice.
Cause thou art still alive,
While Im not anymore.
Enjoy life while you can,
Cause sooner or later you will join to me."

[TheGreenBuddy]

This is the end, my only friend

[Reefer Rogue]

Embrace Existence

[Staurm]

I can't even think of anything to say to that, how the hell am I supposed to write my own epitath some 35 years or that before I'm dead? What about: Lived here for 60 or 70 odd years, no-one ever had a bloody clue what he was on about most of the time, but he seemed like a nice guy.

[CanaDanKs Inc.]

Catch you on the Flipside!

[sarah louise]

keep staring, i might do a trick

[WEsmokeED]

Back when i was in high school at the basketball games the cheerleaders would do backflips from one end of the court to another. After each flip the crowd would count outloud 1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9, and theyd stop at 10 usually. Well me and my friends, stoned in the crowd would always joke that when she hits the wall we are going to put"10 1/2" on her grave. :stoned:

[Cannabis-Sativa]

Life is beautiful, Dont cry.

[Weedhound]

keep staring, i might do a trick This one is great....but I can't really get away from Birdgirls whole "Forest Lawn" ganja cemetary idea for Stinky.
I might really like something like that BEFORE I was dead. :wtf:

[Dillerdoo]

"The bitterness of poor quality and/or poor service lingers long after the sweetness of the cheap price is forgotten"

[Staurm]

"The bitterness of poor quality and/or poor service lingers long after the sweetness of the cheap price is forgotten"

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[rhizome]

" Ha Ha! I know something you don't know!"

My family already knows.

[Dillerdoo]

This will be on my gravestone 'cause I made it up myself and copyrighted it:

"Record collecting is no mere hobby, no leisurely innocuous diversion. It's a feverish passion, bordering on dementia, driving those under its influence to irrational, compulsive and sometimes fanatical extremes." And that is da truth

[burnable]

"I'm dressed in a suit? Who died?"

[Coelho]

how the hell am I supposed to write my own epitath some 35 years or that before I'm dead?

How can you be SO sure?


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LOLOLOL!!!!! :S2:

[Staurm]

I love Spike Milligan's epitaph.

"I told you I was ill."

[cm8883]

"I'm dressed in a suit? Who died?"


:S2:

No tombstone for me, going to be cremated. What's that saying? Ashes to ashes, dust to dust

[angry nomad]

See you soon, SUCKERS.

[Old Stoner]

Here's another one:

"Will anyone who reads this please blow pot smoke on my headstone. Thanks in advance..."

[mattisnotonfire]

"Damn gas ovens...."

Or.

"Advice: Don't try homemade penicillin."

[Old Stoner]

One more:

"I KNEW I shouldn't have tried to do more!"

[CanaDanKs Inc.]

"Still Livin' the Dream"

[Staurm]

Sat around one saturday looking for someone to exchange a bit of banter with, and ended up dying of boredom. Is America awake then, grab yo asses a beer, fill your lungs and talk about something before I fall asleep.