Getting caught jerking off!!!

[DurbanStone]

Holy shit, my g/f just caught me jerkin' it a few minutes ago. She was sleeping, quickly sat up, staired at me with the shocked/ am I in a dream/ just woke up out of a deep sleep look, and I just straired back, like an idiot, while there was porn playing on the computer....:(

[crudemood]

what does one do in situations like that. smile or get on with it? or try to cover it up?
better to fess up eh? lol

[rebgirl420]

Oh. Fuck.

Well, she's probably hurt that you chose the computer over her (especially since she was RIGHT BESIDE YOU).

I suggest a heart to heart.

[DurbanStone]

Oh. Fuck.

Well, she's probably hurt that you chose the computer over her (especially since she was RIGHT BESIDE YOU).

I suggest a heart to heart.

She was sleeping...

[Mississippi Steve]

Just tell her that it got all swole up and you didn't want to wake her so she could kiss it and make it better :eek:

[rebgirl420]

Even if she was sleeping. Trust me, I know it seems like no big deal to you but girls take this kind of thing very differently.

To you its just a need that needs to be done. A stress relever if you will.

But girls equate sex (any anything that resembles sex, like masturbation) to deeper emotions.

[slipknotpsycho]

i don't see what the big deal is really.... i mean, honestly what would you do if your man just woke you up, said "hey, suck my dick" and expected you to just go to work doing it....

[rebgirl420]

^Psh hell yeah, thats what your job is as a girlfriend/fiance/wife

[slipknotpsycho]

^Psh hell yeah, thats what your job is as a girlfriend/fiance/wife

i think i can safely say you're the first girl out of like a hundred i've known that thinks that way.... i'd probably get slapped for that....

[rebgirl420]

eh' its why John puts up with my shit

[DurbanStone]

Redgirl, if your boyfriend woke you up and said suck his dick, you would?

[DurbanStone]

what's the deal with girls shit anyways? I can't stand it!

[rebgirl420]

Yeah I would, because thats what we do for each other. We have a very open sexual relationship. I like to make him happy and vice versa and I know that being his little slut does that. And I enjoy sex even more than he does.

[cannabis campbell]

ah dont worry about it just try and make her see if from your point of view.

Just tell her its because you were really really horny and didnt want to wake her up because she looks so beautiful when shes sleeping or some shit like that!

[DurbanStone]

Interesting...

sounds like you are a horny little girl.

Do you ever masturbate?

[StickyfingahZ]

Yeah,I agree with reb,girls take that stuff serious....My wife thinks of pron as cheating...which I can see her point of view.....But rebs right,you should have a heart to heart and your girl know,you got urges and your intentions were polite(in not wanting to wake her) maybe she will help you out next time.....? .if there is a next time.

[rebgirl420]

Yes, yes I do. I have quite a collection of vibes and toys and I aint afraid to break em' out when I feel the need.

[geonagual]

consider porn cheating? Give me a break..I mean really..

[cannabis campbell]

Interesting...

sounds like you are a horny little girl.

Do you ever masturbate?

IM NOT A HORNY LITTLE GIRL :mad::mad: LOL

[DurbanStone]

Yes, yes I do. I have quite a collection of vibes and toys and I aint afraid to break em' out when I feel the need.
Doesn't that make you a hipocrite than? Does he know you have them? Do you own an anal plug?

consider porn cheating? Give me a break..I mean really..
Amen.

IM NOT A HORNY LITTLE GIRL :mad::mad: LOL

BAAAHAHAAH!!!

[rebgirl420]

No Im no hypocrit. Im not like most girls. I realize that guys need to get off by themselves sometimes. Its a relaxing thing sometimes. No big deal. And my fiance knows that its the same for me.

And I wont inform you of my toy options sir. Thats where I draw the line.

[DurbanStone]

lol cool, I was just testing :)

[JD1stTimer]

Wow, I think Rebgirl is every guy's dream lady... hehe that is the sexiest attitude I have ever heard of.

[Cannabic]

I agree

[trynagethigh]

^Psh hell yeah, thats what your job is as a girlfriend/fiance/wife

yes....yes...yes, you are my type of woman...LOL..:thumbsup::thumbsup::thumbsup:

:jointsmile:

[whatsthatsmell]

Rebgirl is just being herself and John is just being himself. The best part (i would imagine) of their relationship is that they have set right from the start that they are not going to change for someone else. They laid everything on the line to the other person and that person can either except it or not. Personally, I think thats the best way to be, if you have to hide shit from your other half then your cheating yourself and the other person from what really could be there.....

Congrats Rebgirl and John.......i'm happy for the both of you to be able to find someone where you can be yourself and not worry about being judged because you are already accepted in the other persons eyes......bravo to you both....

[stinkyattic]

Oh man Durban, that's funny. You should have asked her if she'd like to join ya. Who knows, maybe she'd discover the beauty of internet pron while you were busy investigating the mystery of morning wood.
In answer to being woken up with the request to suck aforementioned morning wood, yes, that would indeed earn a slap. But being woken up with a little um romantic attention will always earn a little attention right back at cha. It's all about the approach. If I woke up to my significant other snapping one under the sheets, I'd probably take advantage of the situation to finish the job.

[indicagrower]

my wife and i have a very open policy when it comes to sex(no pun intended)
allthough i don't inform her every time i jerk it.....i know sometimes she wants to do herself without me....no biggie, just human nature

I let her have a girlfriend (that benefits me as you can imagine) so what do i care if she wants a little vibe time by herself from time to time

[the image reaper]

^Psh hell yeah, thats what your job is as a girlfriend/fiance/wife

you're a good girl :thumbsup: wish you'd had a heart-to-heart with my ex-g/f ... :jointsmile:

[DurbanStone]

no offence indica but that sounds dirty.

I was actually jizzing as she woke up so, I couldn't exactly call her over lol

[someuser]

Holy shit, my g/f just caught me jerkin' it a few minutes ago. She was sleeping, quickly sat up, staired at me with the shocked/ am I in a dream/ just woke up out of a deep sleep look, and I just straired back, like an idiot, while there was porn playing on the computer....:(

What did she say in the morning? Did yall just act like nothing happened?

[DurbanStone]

said nothing yet

[XXBlaze of DesiréXX]

Yeah I would, because thats what we do for each other. We have a very open sexual relationship. I like to make him happy and vice versa and I know that being his little slut does that. And I enjoy sex even more than he does.
AMEN!;)To That Gurl!;):thumbsup: Totally agree with u, thats the way its supposed to be! I do that for my fiancé:thumbsup::jointsmile:

[devilvenom]

four hands are better then one, just ask ur girl to massage ur balls while u knock ur junk around, shit i don't even mind if she just watches some times. i do the same for her. at least u didn't get caught by ur parents or even some friends cuz then it becomes real comical.:wtf:

[KingsBlend420]

Fuck dude, who gives a fuck if she caught you jacking off. Shouldn't mean shit. I don't see how a woman can take a man jacking off to porn against him. WE NEED PORN. nuf' said.

[rebgirl420]

Rebgirl is just being herself and John is just being himself. The best part (i would imagine) of their relationship is that they have set right from the start that they are not going to change for someone else. They laid everything on the line to the other person and that person can either except it or not. Personally, I think thats the best way to be, if you have to hide shit from your other half then your cheating yourself and the other person from what really could be there.....

Congrats Rebgirl and John.......i'm happy for the both of you to be able to find someone where you can be yourself and not worry about being judged because you are already accepted in the other persons eyes......bravo to you both....

Thats exactly what we did and I wouldnt have it any other way! No games in our relationship!

And im glad so many others agree with what I said.

[ScaryMissMary]

So you got caught, big deal. Sometimes a guy just has to do it himself. I actually caught my ex doing it in bed, he woke me up when he finished. Was I upset? No.. Infact I shrugged and said "I was right here and you didn't even try to get me in on that? Your loss, babe!" :thumbsup:

[IloveTHC]

lol, you should have chew it over with a twix, sorry im stoned

[not_the_kitty]

At least it wasnt your mom.....now that is akward.

[potsmokingnome]

Holy shit, my g/f just caught me jerkin' it a few minutes ago. She was sleeping, quickly sat up, staired at me with the shocked/ am I in a dream/ just woke up out of a deep sleep look, and I just straired back, like an idiot, while there was porn playing on the computer....:(

I remeber once this happened to me too, I was a horny little bitch, and I was layin in bed with my wife fallin asleep to a movie, and the movie that was playing had some sort of sex scene in it, and I got a ragging hard on,. I thought she was alsleep so I started jerking it (I know I should have work her up, and said I was horny, but I have done that before, and the answer i got was more then favorable) so as I'm jerkin it, she wakes up, oh boy was that a nasty ass fight! after that i didn't masterbate for over 2 years....not even when she wasn't home. What I did in the bed was wrong I know, but not pleasin myself for 2 years sucked! especially since my sex life was pretty non-existant, once every month if I was lucky, maybe twice....so buddy my advice if your going to kerk it when your gf is home, do it in the freakin bathroom with the door locked where she can't jump in on ya, but even better try wakin her up nicely, and if you get an undesirable answer, well then just forget about it that night, and the next time just do the job yourself behind locked doors lol!!....oh and btw she's my x-wife now, sex or lack there of was one of the reasons we broke up!

[beachguy in thongs]

My girlfriend would say, "Well, why didn't you wake me up?" The first time. I'm not sure what the second time would be.

[southside pothead]

u should have woken her up first n asked if she says no scream I GOT NEEEEDS!!!! imma full fill them 1 way or another.

[silkyblue]

bfd!!! everybody tugs the tag !

I walked in on hubby once I was half a sleep not noticing his pants to his ankles, he said, Im jerkin off!

I said, O

got my drink of water went back to bed



we tug our tag in frnt of each other

very liberating

he loves it!

[crudemood]

lol, you should have chew it over with a twix, sorry im stoned

HAHA, that was actually pretty funny.

[Narf!]

You are pretty much busted. You are gonna have to sweet talk your way out of this one. Rebgirl was right on with this one. Just tell her you were thinking about her. And NO ONE else. Just tell her SHE was the ONE you were thinking about. And promise her that. Tell her that she was the one you were thinking about, you just didnt want to wake her up. Tell her those girls mean NOTHING to you and you just wanted to be with her.

P.S. I HATE it when my girl gives me the "You fell asleep on me." Routine. Wake me up with a BJ or something.

[stinkyattic]

so as I'm jerkin it, she wakes up, oh boy was that a nasty ass fight! after that i didn't masterbate for over 2 years....not even when she wasn't home. What I did in the bed was wrong I know, but not pleasin myself for 2 years sucked! especially since my sex life was pretty non-existant, once every month if I was lucky, maybe twice....
That wasn't wrong at all; the only reason she was upset was that she was FULLY aware that your sex life sucked but finding you snappin' one under the sheets was like an ACCUSATION that she wasn't making you happy any more. A couple with a healthy relationship would be fine with that situation, but since you WEREN'T having sex, of COURSE she was going to take it in an over-sensitive or insecure way.

The last guy I dated seriously told me straight up early in our relationship that he enjoyed sex but also enjoyed pleasing himself on the regular, and I was like, yo, cool, whatever- he travelled for work and the way I see it, that sure beats trying to catch some tail on the side, and anyway, our sex life was spectacular (as good as it could be living 1200 miles apart, lol), so he never left me with any doubts as to the strength of our mutual attraction. It all comes down to good communication.

For the fellas, the best way out of this situation is as Narf said to just use the 'Oh you were sleeping, so sexy and beautiful, you looked so peaceful though that I would feel SOOO guilty to wake you up...' There will be no fights after that! :D

[DurbanStone]

btw, she didn't care. For those of you who would, sucks to be you :)

[couch-potato]

Next time try masturbating on top of her. Just try it.

[Canadian_Cron]

So what? its not like girls dont masturbate.

[BudGrower]

Yeah, Rebgirl rules! Why can't more chicks be that way?

[spliffstar22]

why didnt you just wake her up? lol........If you just woke up, with no girl, needing a whack, that's different, but you gotta girl lying next to you, in a bed....and you decided to beat off?

[TallulahGreen]

^Psh hell yeah, thats what your job is as a girlfriend/fiance/wife

I don't have certain "jobs" in being a girlfriend. I do things because I want to, not because I feel I have to. If I ever feel I HAVE to do something, I just don't do it.

That is too bad that you feel that way. I don't look at being a girlfriend as a job...

[DurbanStone]

I don't have certain "jobs" in being a girlfriend. I do things because I want to, not because I feel I have to. If I ever feel I HAVE to do something, I just don't do it.

That is too bad that you feel that way. I don't look at being a girlfriend as a job...

good post.


As for some other posts, I wasn't sleeping, she goes to bed earlier.