View Full Version : How do you smoke weed?
Epfin
11-21-2007, 08:10 PM
OK. In the last week or so, this website has been the sole provider for teaching me to:
Find weed
Buy weed
Buy rolling paper
Roll the weed without f*cking up
Just one thing - I have my joint now which I'm going to smoke at a party on Saturday but I am wondering.
How do I smoke it? I mean, do you just inhale and let in go in your lungs etc.?
Also, how come the paper doesn't burn really quickly like when you burn a regular piece of paper? Or am I supposed to put in some special ingredient?
randomdude
11-21-2007, 08:12 PM
Nooit dude!You see it on T.V alot man.Be like a parrot and immitate.
Nightrafe
11-21-2007, 08:32 PM
just smoke it like a regular cigarette, inhale it in your lungs and let it smoothly come out. The reason the paper doesn't burn that fast, is because you do not set the paper on fire, you just heat it. :) And together with the stuff inside your joint it burns slower.
@randomdude: are you dutch?
mattisnotonfire
11-21-2007, 10:26 PM
No offence mate but as you really don't know what you're doing, it sort of begs the question - should you even smoke green?
You don't know what to expect and you'll probably freak out or something, especially at a party with loads of people about.
Go for it if you want man, I'm not saying do or don't, just giving you some advice :thumbsup:
420_24/7
11-21-2007, 10:28 PM
Light the j, pull some of the smoke into your mouth as if you were drinking through a straw (dont swallow it) than when your mouth is full, inhale deeply as if you had been holding your breath.
fmacanthaya
11-21-2007, 10:28 PM
I wouldn't smoke for the first time at a party.
anyways, the way you smoke is:
first put the joint to your mouth and inhale the smoke.
take a breath of fresh air before exhaling the smoke.
exhale the smoke.
simple.
420_24/7
11-21-2007, 10:29 PM
Also you might want to try it a few times before hand so you dont look like an ass at the party if you mess up. Depending on whether or not you have extra weed
LaidZeppelin
11-21-2007, 10:42 PM
oh man....first off if its the first time your ever gonna smoke you probably wont get high....it took me about 4 or 5 times, for some reason it always used to make my ears hurt and I never felt different. you should try smoking before you go to the party. you dont want to be in a situation with alot of people and try something new. if your one of the few who gets panic attacks youll feel really embarrassed when you demand somone take you to the hospital and you have to sit in the waiting room for an hour only to realize "oh wait im fine."
moui_woui
11-22-2007, 05:02 AM
Mabye you should find some long time stoners and have them smoke you out and teach you some things.
itzbutters
11-22-2007, 07:43 PM
Mann, don't smoke around hella people your first time. THATS A NO NO. You will be trippin balls. Wait till you can handle your high. Smoke with 1 or 2 friends you can trust, better yet, smoke by yourself. Try to resist the urge to sleep.
To smoke, smoke it like a cig but keep the hit in your lungs longer.
Too bad i don't know too many new stoners, the people I hang out with are veterans lol.
If anyone can roll 3 grams into a swisher with the same diameter as a cig lemme know, you deserve props lol.
purplekush989
11-24-2007, 12:30 AM
Mabye you should find some long time stoners and have them smoke you out and teach you some things.
thats how i learned. now im the longtime stoner :jointsmile:
Solarian13
11-24-2007, 01:17 AM
pull some of the smoke into your mouth as if you were drinking through a straw (dont swallow it)
I find that that's the most effective way to explain to a noob how to smoke. As if the pipe/joint is a straw and you're breathing through it.
Coelho
11-24-2007, 04:46 AM
Man... like several people already said... if its your first time, do NOT smoke in this party, or any crowded place... you MUST be in a confortable environment, with people you absolutely trust (preferibly experienced smokers, for give you all the tips needed), with good music and good food (for the so-called munchies)... and please, inhale it right! Fill your mouth with smoke, then breathe in, so all the smoke enters your lungs... if you cough a lot, is a good sign that you inhaled properly... and good luck! :thumbsup:
raghead
11-24-2007, 04:57 AM
Why not smoke at a party? The first time I smoked(second time actually, first time I got high) was at a party at my brother's college and I had a MUCH better time than I would have if I was sober.
Coelho
11-24-2007, 08:06 AM
Yes... but there is some few people who freaks out during their first times... they think they will die... and a party is not the best place for anyone freak out, is very embarassing to say the least... depending on the party it may be even dangerous... so i think its better to smoke the first times in a safer place until the person know how is the high and know that the person will not freak out.
IloveTHC
11-24-2007, 09:07 AM
lol, i remember one of my first times, i thought i was going to die because i got lost in time and reality, if this happens just remember that your not dying, your just probally having a bad trip, I had a bad trip because I ate a lot, listened to horrible music, was by myself, and then got friggin blazed, big mistake.
Reefer Rogue
11-24-2007, 09:13 AM
If you smoke at the party, so many people will want to smoke your joint, you probably won't even get high. Smoke before, see how you feel, go there if you're up for it. If you're up for it, talk to some ladies ;)
mattisnotonfire
11-24-2007, 02:40 PM
If you smoke at the party, so many people will want to smoke your joint, you probably won't even get high. Smoke before, see how you feel, go there if you're up for it. If you're up for it, talk to some ladies ;)
Yeah, very good point too.
There are a lot of moochers out there who will just smoke most of your joint and then go find somebody else to talk to when you're out of weed.
This is why it'll be good to smoke with experienced smokers who know the best way to tell moochers to 'f*ck off'. (Yes, in my experience, there is a knack to it!)
:jointsmile:
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