This is getting fun

[geonagual]

I met a girl today
we planned on doing a hike
she was not exactly what I expected
she had kinda a mustache
then she told me she was married
we went on the hike
I made sure to make it a good one
she was a hurtin' . LOL
I just made sure she felt it
I told her I wasnt having sex with any girls until I meet one that I really like.
she got real quiet
once we got to the highest point
I planned on smoking
seeing, that she was married and she didnt tell me
I asked her to match
she didnt have no bud and said she only smokes schwagg.
So I pack a bowl with my good weed
she asks me how much I paid
I said $65 1/8th
She goes "I can get eigths of chronic for 20-30$..shit, get me 2 ounces..I could tell she didnt know wtf she was talking about..
didnt bring a lighter so we walked back down the hill and smoke a bowl in my truck..right at the end of the bowl a car comes up behind us with their lights on..I am like "fuck" but I get out and it is the owner of the property and i talked to him for about 15 minutes..he said he owned 120 acres up there..paid 57,500$ in 1978..they are only sold in 20 acre parcels now at 700,000$...cool guy..80 years old..next thing you know, the girl gets out smoking a cigarette..it looked bad..like we were up there having sex or something..the timing was just not right..she told me later "she was bored"..pretty stupid if you ask me, I kinda let her know that she almost blew it..but whatever..I play it off and finish my conversation and we leave..on the way home she is telling me she is bi and looking for a chick..and that her husband dont care if she has sex with other people..for some reason she really thought she could win me over or something..when I dropped her off you could see she was feeling degected..she just started to get out and I said "your not going to give me a hug"..then we did a short hug and she said that I smelled nice..funny..I didnt even take a shower before I met her..

[DaBudhaStank]

Wow.



Wow.


Just...wow.

[CanaDanKs Inc.]

Hahahaha the date from hell :jointsmile:

[geonagual]

Hahahaha the date from hell :jointsmile:


best part is..it really only cost me $10 bucks in gas and a bowl...whatever, I got a thread out of it..she was weak at best.

[stinkyattic]

Weak. Fo sho. She sounds profoundly insecure.

[StickyfingahZ]

She sounds profoundly insecure.

true dat....cool story though.When that car pulled up behind you I would have been thinking "Oh snap is that the husband!?!"

[snowblind]

im gonna be honest i knew it was screwed from the line

she kinda had a moustache

lol

least it got you out the house.

damn that land owner would be raking it in if he sold up completely

[Reefer Rogue]

lmao thank you for sharing

[beachguy in thongs]

She goes "I can get eigths of chronic for 20-30$..shit, get me 2 ounces..I could tell she didnt know wtf she was talking about..
didnt bring a lighter so we walked back down the hill and smoke a bowl in my truck..right at the end of the bowl a car comes up behind us with their lights on..I am like "fuck" but I get out and it is the owner of the property and i talked to him for about 15 minutes..he said he owned 120 acres up there..paid 57,500$ in 1978..they are only sold in 20 acre parcels now at 700,000$...cool guy..80 years old..next thing you know, the girl gets out smoking a cigarette..it looked bad..like we were up there having sex or something..the timing was just not right..she told me later "she was bored"..pretty stupid if you ask me, I kinda let her know that she almost blew it..but whatever..I play it off and finish my conversation and we leave..on the way home she is telling me she is bi and looking for a chick..and that her husband dont care if she has sex with other people..for some reason she really thought she could win me over or something..when I dropped her off you could see she was feeling degected..she just started to get out and I said "your not going to give me a hug"..then we did a short hug and she said that I smelled nice..funny..I didnt even take a shower before I met her..

Man, that's a long quote! I guess, she wouldn't stop talking.

Seriously, you got her stoned.

[GraziLovesMary]

hahahahahah... aweeesommme.....

I like the style.

[420MissHighTimes420]

nice idea for a date but ew mustach, sorry to hear it didnt go as planned

[geonagual]

I really am not into women with facial hair...I understand it happens and I am knocking that..just a preference I guess.. LOL

good to see you around Misshightimes..you get a computer?

[420MissHighTimes420]

^^ nah im working as a receptionist at my work today (im norm a hostess but they needed help today) its good to be posting again!

the only hair on a womans face should be her eyebrows :p and those should be taken care of.
there is this homeless woman that i give ciggs to everyday and she has the longest chin hair ive ever seen in my life. the other day though she had it like half way chopped off and patches of her hair were cut too. shes so crusty too.

[potsmokingnome]

I once saw a woman with a full grown beard in prince george BC, it was freaky I did like a tripple take lol

[chisme]

i didnt fully understand the post, no offence intended im just alittle shaky headed and ill right now lol

[tootsie roll]

I worked at this place where the father mother and adult daughter would come in a few times per week.
Well, this woman, the wife/mother had the worst case of facial hair I had ever seen.
I was flabbergasted that with all the $$ they have, she doesn't get a good wax job. I mean totally gross! Shocking.:wtf:

[L Rag]

im gonna be honest i knew it was screwed from the line

she kinda had a moustache

lol


Haha yeah :stoned: