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Squiggle
11-19-2007, 11:14 PM
Ok... I am currently sitting at the computer at WORK burning a bowl...

Does anyone else have the ability to do this?

Also...

100% OFF Topic how fast is the fastest you have ever HAD to burn a bowl?

Phaze1
11-19-2007, 11:33 PM
nice, care to ellaborate on how your smoking at work? lol
and fastest i've burnt a bowl was i was really stoned and i thought my parents were on their way home...less than 5min and i just packed and shit so i busted out my torch lighter and burnt that shit in 2hits....i was even far more gone after that lol

GreenLadyOfDankDowns
11-19-2007, 11:35 PM
Well I always burn at work, but then I do work from home so it isn't like it's a big deal or anything. LOL :jointsmile:

WEsmokeED
11-19-2007, 11:56 PM
I smoked a bowl in my backyard in about 10 seconds while my mom was sitting on the couch watching tv. Had she come outside...well i might be dead right now.
Anyways i guess the weed gods where watching over me because i didnt get caught. All i got was StOnEd!

Oh yea i had a summer job one year where we had to go around painting all the lines in the parking lots of the local elementary and junior high schools. I smoked on that job every day and never got caught :jointsmile:

ToDrunkToFish
11-20-2007, 12:14 AM
I used to work on a farm and I would drive the trucks around to random places somtimes. I would smoke with the Boss's daughters all the time. Or we would be out picking pumpkins or makin the corn maze and smoke a joint. Good times.

The quickest I dont know.

KingsBlend420
11-20-2007, 12:15 AM
I used to work in a music store with a couple of old hippies and young musicians. We used to always roll joints behind the front counter and go smoke 'em out back during breaks and then taught lessons to little dudes just ripped.

I've never really tried to smoke a bowl fast, nor have I ever had to.

CaptainDank
11-20-2007, 12:17 AM
one time, i smoked a bowl in the bathroom at my work, with the ventilation on and a shitload of febreeze, never got caught. Also, I once was smoking a bowl from my bubbler in the parking lot at a detroit pistons playoff game and almost got caught by a cop...I smoked a .5g bowl in about 4 seconds

cm8883
11-20-2007, 12:36 AM
I could never smoke at work, though I think one of the docs there wouldn't mind joining me if got caught. ;)

matthiasj
11-20-2007, 12:44 AM
i smoked my first blunt at work and got so fucked up an hours worth of work took me 3 hours to do.

StickyfingahZ
11-20-2007, 12:49 AM
I burned at work once......I used to do security at a hospital,and I just finished burning and we got a call STAT for a crazy guy getting nuts with the staff,We showed up and everyone ,the staff and even the crazy guy just kept stareing at me,I came in trying not to look stoned and I think I made it worse,My freind told me my eyes were wide opened and red,He said I looked hella pissed off....I know they knew I was on something,but nobody complained.

Toke'n
11-20-2007, 01:32 AM
I smoked at like 3:00 one day before a holiday, in the parking lot with a co worker in Philly.

Rapidfire187
11-20-2007, 01:44 AM
Ok... I am currently sitting at the computer at WORK burning a bowl...

Does anyone else have the ability to do this?

Also...

100% OFF Topic how fast is the fastest you have ever HAD to burn a bowl?

I smoke at work every night, and I get online at work every night. Not at the same time though because I have to go outside to smoke, and I don't want to take my laptop outside...

Oh and 5 minutes...

Mississippi Steve
11-20-2007, 04:16 AM
My job is too dangerous to smoke while working.

volcomkidd
11-20-2007, 06:01 AM
I work at a pizza place so when ever the managers aren't there I always toke up in the walk in freezer, it has a vent so it just sucks all the smoke out =) good times...

DubSack13
11-20-2007, 08:59 AM
Dude, that better not be your graffiti name because mine is FazeOne and my past other 2 names were used by other ppl

sL1Ck
11-20-2007, 03:09 PM
I can't say i have ever been able to smoke a bowl at work, maybe a 1 hitter, but a whole bowl would be a bit risky i think.
Back in the highschool days i would burn bowls in under 2 mins though, when i knew i had limited time. It was a damn terrible waste of bud though because i would have to just tourch all the damn greens at once and power chief as hard as i could.

yokinazu
11-20-2007, 04:16 PM
never had a job i didnt smoke a work. one place we would have to wait till the owner left then go int to the stock room. but everywhere else we would just prop ouselves on the teardown bench and blaze away. now heres the scary thing i rebuild transmissions for a living. so that dude fixin your car is usally stoned. alos its kinda funny seen some customers reaction when they come into the shop and it reeks and they know ya just got thru blazin.

dragonrider
11-20-2007, 04:39 PM
Oh yea i had a summer job one year where we had to go around painting all the lines in the parking lots of the local elementary and junior high schools. I smoked on that job every day and never got caught :jointsmile:

Is this why the parking slots are all different siszes and go in different directions?

dragonrider
11-20-2007, 04:41 PM
I used to work on a farm and I would drive the trucks around to random places somtimes. I would smoke with the Boss's daughters all the time. Or we would be out picking pumpkins or makin the corn maze and smoke a joint. Good times.

Is this why the corn maze looks like a crop circle and the boss's daughter is pregnant?

dragonrider
11-20-2007, 04:43 PM
I used to work in a music store with a couple of old hippies and young musicians. We used to always roll joints behind the front counter and go smoke 'em out back during breaks and then taught lessons to little dudes just ripped.

Is this why junior plays Hendrix on his clarinet?

dragonrider
11-20-2007, 04:44 PM
I work at a pizza place so when ever the managers aren't there I always toke up in the walk in freezer, it has a vent so it just sucks all the smoke out =) good times...

Is this why my pizza still hasn't come yet?

dragonrider
11-20-2007, 04:46 PM
never had a job i didnt smoke a work. one place we would have to wait till the owner left then go int to the stock room. but everywhere else we would just prop ouselves on the teardown bench and blaze away. now heres the scary thing i rebuild transmissions for a living. so that dude fixin your car is usally stoned. alos its kinda funny seen some customers reaction when they come into the shop and it reeks and they know ya just got thru blazin.

Is this why my transmission fell out on the frreeway?

Reefer Rogue
11-20-2007, 05:33 PM
I can't blaze at work, i can't wait til i move to the Netherlands and work in a coffeeshop, then become a writer. I'll smoke many spliffs and write a lot about life. The fastest bowl, i dunno, a minute.

Nightrafe
11-20-2007, 07:05 PM
Past summer, I was a night-watchman/security in a hotel in Switzerland and I blazed almost every night. Otherwise it was a too boring job. Never been caught. And when I'm working in the supermarket, we usually smoke a joint during our breaks with some co-workers.
As long as you can do your job in a fine way, there is no trouble with it, I guess.

ToDrunkToFish
11-20-2007, 07:39 PM
Lmfao dragonrider that was nice. I would rep you but I guess ive done it too much already.

TheGanjaKing420
11-20-2007, 08:29 PM
I used to work at this small town bed and breakfast/hotel type place and during banquets (mostly weddings) I'd always get high with the guests. Several times in their rooms, other times just out in the open. No one cared because everyone was either drunk or high, even the owners of the place. Too bad that job just didn't pay enough to get me by

Ssjones1
11-20-2007, 09:36 PM
I get high in my parking lot during breaks, don't know if that counts.

Ub3rB0ng
11-21-2007, 03:25 AM
my co-workers and I blaze up at work everyday multiple times a day, its awesome. I'm blazed right now.

southside pothead
11-25-2007, 02:21 AM
when i was in school i would smoke a bowl between classes 5 mins. to go to my spot smoke then go find my classes
this water fountain is surrounded by walls i would u go in there n smoke out a apple

kgb420
11-26-2007, 02:01 AM
every job i've ever had was full of people either smoking or drinking while working ;)