Damn hormones!

[CanaDanKs Inc.]

So today I fucked up a job interview because my hormone were too agitated to concentrate on the matter at hand...

I walk into the office, and this beautiful asian lady is sitting at her desk. She looks up and stares at me for like 5 secs before saying Hi, with the mouth slightly open and all. So obviously the testosterone in my veins starts pumpin'!!

So horny Joe here forgets he's even at a job interview and starts trying to pick up that beautiful girl. I'm throwing as many witty comments as I can and I'm staring deep in her eyes the whole time. Then I start thinking...wtf am I doing. This is absolutely not a appropriate behavior for a fucking job interview.

So now I'm really thinking that she will drop me because I could be trouble for the company, hahaha. But one thing I know for sure though...if she hires me, SHE'S MINE!!!


You guys ever do stupid shit like that?

[beachguy in thongs]

Can't say that I have.

[friendowl]

of course i have

i got this interview to work 911 dispatch for ventura police dept.
i arrive about 1 hour early and get bored just waiting
i told myself ..fuck it i'll smoke a bowl and just wait
i did that and i got more stoned than i wanted

my interview came and two older cops took me into a room
it was my first time being in a police station without handcuffs on
i look like a gangster.im bald and look menacing to some
these cops sensed my badness i guess and grilled mewith questions
i was high as fuck.part of me wanted to laugh out loud
theother half was more interested in the cops croisant
by the way they looked at me i knew i wasnt going to get the job

[Squiggle]

Umm...

Last interview I had...

I decided I really didnt want a job but I wanted to go to the interview just to check it out.

So I sparked 5 bowls before it.

I dead into the interview only to stumble upon one of my old smoking buddies chieffin on a blunt with the manager.

I got hired and still work there now...

Got back in touch with my old smokin buddie and we work togeather now =)

Thought it was going to fall through now its one of the est things ive done...