2 truths, 1 lie

[geonagual]

Okay, so there is this fun game I know. A person has to tell two truths about themselves and one lie and then the next person has to guess which one is the lie.
Wanna play? Guess the lie.
1)I grew up on a farm where we raised chickens.
2)I once dated a girl from Finland
3) I eat Mexican food almost everyday

[LIP]

Okay, so there is this fun game I know. A person has to tell two truths about themselves and one lie and then the next person has to guess which one is the lie.
Wanna play? Guess the lie.
1)I grew up on a farm where we raised chickens.
2)I once dated a girl from Finland
3) I eat Mexican food almost everyday

I think 1) is the lie.

1)I'm 6ft 2 and eat 5 BIG meals a day
2)I'm single
3)I'm an ex "hooligan"

Am i doing it right? lol!

[beachguy in thongs]

You once dated a girl from Finland.

1) I, currently, practice a stringed-instrument.
2) I, once, saw the Olympic torch pass through my town.
3) I, finally, have some herb.

edit: sorry, lip

You are an ex-hooligan, is your false statement.

[FakeBoobsRule]

Geo, from your food threads I know you eat a lot of mexican. I'm going with the farm.

LIP, I would say you don't eat 5 big meals, either you do eat 5 times a day but not big meals or you are eating 3 big meals.

Beachguy doesn't have any weed right now.

[geonagual]

I think 1) is the lie.

1)I'm 6ft 2 and eat 5 BIG meals a day
2)I'm single
3)I'm an ex "hooligan"

Am i doing it right? lol!

#3 is the lie..


You once dated a girl from Finland.

1) I, currently, practice a stringed-instrument.
2) I, once, saw the Olympic torch pass through my town.
3) I, finally, have some herb.

edit: sorry, lip

You are an ex-hooligan, is your false statement.

you still have no herb..I think that is the lie..

here is me

1) I had surgery on my legs when i was 9 and they broke both my legs.
2) I have an ounce of weed right now
3) I own 2 trucks

Edit: my first lie was the chicken farm thingy..I love mexican

[LIP]

Hahahaha, number 2 was the lie. I've got an amazing girlfriend. Took me awhile to realise it, but we're both very happy.

Edit: I guessed Geo's right! haha!

[potsmokingnome]

#3 is the lie..



you still have no herb..I think that is the lie..

here is me

1) I had surgery on my legs when i was 9 and they broke both my legs.
2) I have an ounce of weed right now
3) I own 2 trucks

Edit: my first lie was the chicken farm thingy..I love mexican

2 is the lie, you smoke too much to have an ounce right now lol


1) My favorite cartoon as a kid was Gummi bears
2) I have no vechile, I walk everywhere i go
3) I smoke an 8th a day

[geonagual]

2 is the lie, you smoke too much to have an ounce right now lol


1) My favorite cartoon as a kid was Gummi bears
2) I have no vechile, I walk everywhere i go
3) I smoke an 8th a day



DAMN, my lies are too easy..I wish I had an ounce. LOL

[DaZeDShAdOw]

ok here it goes...

1. I have an 8th of white widow right now
2. I'm Italian
3. I own a 2003 svt mustang cobra

[Nightrafe]

#2

1. I made my own wooden square pipe
2. I've had pie today
3. Tomorrow I'll have some new weed.

[DaZeDShAdOw]

nope my lie was #3 I have a mustang but not a cobra

nightrafe your lie is #2

[Nochowderforyou]

1. My homeland is Holland
2. I love jesus
3. I think Nancy Sinatra is totally badass to listen to high

[affasd]

1. im high right now
2. im not high right now
3. i wish i was high right now

[Nightrafe]

@dazed: I did have pie today, nephews birthday :) I won't have tomorrow new stash, getting it tuesday.
Nochowderforyou doesn't love Jesus. And affasd isn't high right now and off course he's wishing to be high. So his lie is that he's high for the moment.

1. Where I live it is now early in the morning
2. Yesterday while I was at a family party, I received a message from a friend who said a good dealer was at the sports ground.
3. I still have a gram of hash.

[Staurm]

Logically 1 must be the fallacious statement. EDIT: 1 to the previous post, and also I think 3 to the last one.

1. I currently live on a chicken farm.
2. One of my legs is three inches shorter than the other.
3. I have punched Buster Bloodvessel in the stomach more than 6 times.

[Nightrafe]

only the first was false. I still have 1 gram of Maroc :D

[cm8883]

1. I only have to drive 4 miles to get to one of my jobs.
2. My right leg has a slight curvature to it.
3. I wish I'd been born around 1950, so I would've gotten to
experience the whole "hippie culture".

[beachguy in thongs]

You only have to drive four miles, is false. It's less than that.

1) My webcam is hooked up.
2) My telephone is hooked up.
3) My answering-machine is hooked up. (answer-phone to brits) or something like that

[Cannabis-Sativa]

ok i think that 1 is your lie

1. i drink a lot of Rockstar
2. i love dirt weed
3. im 6 foot 3

[CanaDanKs Inc.]

I hope #2 is your lie

1. my older brother and I have the exact same name (Daniel & Danny)
2. i just got done slicing pineapples with swords
3. i climb at least 2 big hills/mountains a week

[Cannabis-Sativa]

lol ya pretty much, im in love with danks

i think 1 is your lie

[Purple Banana]

Here are mine:

1. I am Polish
2. I have a space age ant farm
3. I want to make love with the 4th reincarnation of Dr. Who

[slipknotpsycho]

for PB i'm going with 2

1. i was once in a high speed chase and even tho the car was wrecked got away completely free
2. i was shot in the left shoulder 5 years ago
3. when i was 5 i was attacked by a vicious cat and nearly bled to death just getting to the hospital

[youngturk3389]

slipknot, #3 is your lie.

I work in the construction business.
It's snowing outside.
I smoked method man & redman's weed yesterday.

[The Dude Of Life]

construction is the lie

1.) I stabbed a kid in the stomach with a pen in juvy.
2.) A cop pulled a gun on me in a gas station bathroom because apparently someone had robbed the place and he thought it was me. I was takin a shit.
3.) I am a licensed pilot.

[ghosty]

oh man I used to love playing this game when i was little

I dont think you stabbed anyone, ive heard you mention the bathroom story before in some other thread, and 3 seems truthful

have fun with this one heheh they're all kinda out there...

1.) I once evaded 3 squad cars that chased me through half the town on foot
2.)I once stayed awake for 5 days straight before being hospitalized and given sleeping aids
3.) I once climbed a 15 ft. electric fence without rubber protection for $100

[BabySnookums]

to the person that said slips #3 was his lie: wrooooooooooooooong!!


here's mine:

1. i waited to have sex until i was 19 years old
2. i've lived in a tent, a car, a truck, random rest areas and spent most of my life living in a travel trailer with no running water.
3. i had sex with a guitarist from a local death metal band once.

[sleepy420247]

lol
i belive the lie would have to be:
"I am a licensed pilot."

1.im a black man.
2.i got knock on my ass by a gay dude.
3.i fell in a whale

[GreenLadyOfDankDowns]

Hmmm I'm going to guess the lie is that you fell in a whale.

Ok here are my statements, which is the lie?

1) I once almost died from a Black Widow spider bite.
2) I've been engaged three times and all three guys turned out to be gay.
3) I've been arrested twice.

[ChiefSmokesAlot]

you've been engaged 3 times.

1) i've been to space
2) one time, ifell up the stairs...
3) Smoked Space Weed.

[ghosty]

i think slip's lie is #2 about geting shot

...come on, anyone wanna take a guess at mine?

[LIP]

i think slip's lie is #2 about geting shot

...come on, anyone wanna take a guess at mine?

i'll go for 2

[potsmokingnome]

1) i just met the most amazing girl through a dating website, and she only lives a town away!
2)I have 2 different strains of pot right now!
3) I'm really one gay bastard!

this one is easy if ya know me ;)

[ghosty]

i'll go for 2

yeah 2 is the lie, ive only been up for 3 days at max, and that wasnt fun, i cant imagine 5 days

and potsmokingnome if you're inerested in a girl you met, im gonna have to say your probably not gay lol

[potsmokingnome]

yeah 2 is the lie, ive only been up for 3 days at max, and that wasnt fun, i cant imagine 5 days

and potsmokingnome if you're inerested in a girl you met, im gonna have to say your probably not gay lol

Bingo! lol The longest i have ever been up is 4 days, now thats just plain craazy all the colors got more vivid, and ya swear your going to fall asleep standing but at the same time you have this intense adrendline rush, but when ya crahs, you crash!

[GreenLadyOfDankDowns]

Nope that one was true. I've never been arrested though. ;)


you've been engaged 3 times.

[The Dude Of Life]

lol
i belive the lie would have to be:
"I am a licensed pilot."

1.im a black man.
2.i got knock on my ass by a gay dude.
3.i fell in a whale
you are indeed correct
i did stab a kid with a pen, gave me another 90 days for aggravated assault.

[GraziLovesMary]

I decided to be difficult because its either a habit of mine, or an obsession.

Either way, only one of these is a lie.

1) I didnt lose my virginity until a week or so before my 18th birthday.
2) On two separate occasions I have stayed awake for 7 days straight with sugar being my only chemical stimulant.
3) 1/8 of my bloodline is extinct, and another 1/8 is almost there.
4) I was born with only one testicle.
5) Not counting juvenile offenses, I was high for every single one of my 40+ court appearances from the age of 18 til now. I got off every single one, including 3 possession charges in the space of 6 months.
6) I have narrowly escaped death so many times that I no longer even blink when making a reflex reaction that undoubtedly saved my life.

Choose wisely.

[420_24/7]

you've been engaged 3 times.

1) i've been to space
2) one time, ifell up the stairs...
3) Smoked Space Weed.

2... :stoned:

[Nation_1ne]

1. My homeland is Holland
2. I love jesus
3. I think Nancy Sinatra is totally badass to listen to high

I see no one answered yours. I think it's number 2, I could be wrong, very wrong.

I hope you like listening to Nancy Sinatra whilst stoned, it would make my day.

[Beefer86]

1. My grandfather was KIA by communists in 1949 while he was trying to keep them from spreading to Greece.
2. I once drove from my home in Tampa Bay to Los Angleles in 2 and a half days with two ounces of Marijuana that I had harvested weeks before the drunken spontaneous decision to drive there, didnt get pulled over, and smoked with a biker gang.
3. I have grown marijuana three times, once outdoors and twice in an indoor setup.

[SyndicateJuggalos17]

I decided to be difficult because its either a habit of mine, or an obsession.

Either way, only one of these is a lie.

1) I didnt lose my virginity until a week or so before my 18th birthday.
2) On two separate occasions I have stayed awake for 7 days straight with sugar being my only chemical stimulant.
3) 1/8 of my bloodline is extinct, and another 1/8 is almost there.
4) I was born with only one testicle.
5) Not counting juvenile offenses, I was high for every single one of my 40+ court appearances from the age of 18 til now. I got off every single one, including 3 possession charges in the space of 6 months.
6) I have narrowly escaped death so many times that I no longer even blink when making a reflex reaction that undoubtedly saved my life.

Choose wisely.

#6 cuz ya everyone has something that'll make them flinch

1| I've been caught on video by the police, breaking the law (felony), and got away with it

2| I have caused over $90,000 (or was it $900,000) of damage in less than an hour

3| I once smoked a blunt with my only three friends during lunch period in the parking lot

[420_24/7]

I decided to be difficult because its either a habit of mine, or an obsession.

Either way, only one of these is a lie.

1) I didnt lose my virginity until a week or so before my 18th birthday.
2) On two separate occasions I have stayed awake for 7 days straight with sugar being my only chemical stimulant.
3) 1/8 of my bloodline is extinct, and another 1/8 is almost there.
4) I was born with only one testicle.
5) Not counting juvenile offenses, I was high for every single one of my 40+ court appearances from the age of 18 til now. I got off every single one, including 3 possession charges in the space of 6 months.
6) I have narrowly escaped death so many times that I no longer even blink when making a reflex reaction that undoubtedly saved my life.

Choose wisely.

4 idk if i can believe that you have only one testicle.
On another note, can i have your life?

[GraziLovesMary]

4 idk if i can believe that you have only one testicle.
On another note, can i have your life?

Excellent choice, my friend. For, although there are a number of documented cases, even in these modern times, of people born with only one testicle... I do not happen to be one of those people.

To answer your question... I dont see why not... but the REAL question is... could you HANDLE my life???

[GraziLovesMary]

#6 cuz ya everyone has something that'll make them flinch

1| I've been caught on video by the police, breaking the law (felony), and got away with it

2| I have caused over $90,000 (or was it $900,000) of damage in less than an hour

3| I once smoked a blunt with my only three friends during lunch period in the parking lot

Negative.. #6 is incorrect. And my fears do not stem from harm coming to me, but harm coming to those I love without being able to do a damn thing about it. I do not fear death, and pain is an old friend. Torture is a state of mind, and fear is the tightening of the noose.

If I were to have been gripped by fear during any one of my close encounters, I would have hesitated, and I would have died. Instead, I surveyed my surroundings, judged my options, and went with the most logical decision. Then I stuck with my decision and executed it precisely in each scenario. My only other option was death. Death doesnt scare me, but it isnt my time yet. I will know when it is my time, and I will fearlessly accept my fate, even embrace it. However that time is centuries down the road.


As for you.... I would say #3. Because even though you are an admitted Juggalo, I still cant see you having only 3 friends.

[LIP]

Negative.. #6 is incorrect. And my fears do not stem from harm coming to me, but harm coming to those I love without being able to do a damn thing about it. I do not fear death, and pain is an old friend. Torture is a state of mind, and fear is the tightening of the noose.

If I were to have been gripped by fear during any one of my close encounters, I would have hesitated, and I would have died. Instead, I surveyed my surroundings, judged my options, and went with the most logical decision. Then I stuck with my decision and executed it precisely in each scenario. My only other option was death. Death doesnt scare me, but it isnt my time yet. I will know when it is my time, and I will fearlessly accept my fate, even embrace it. However that time is centuries down the road.



As for you.... I would say #3. Because even though you are an admitted Juggalo, I still cant see you having only 3 friends.




Pain is a sensation. Sensations are there to thrill you, therefore you like pain, you just dont know it yet. I like pain.

[mfqr]

1. I love smoking weed
2. I forgot what this thread was about
3.

[Flameon]

1. I love smoking weed
2. I forgot what this thread was about
3.

I'm going for 3 on this one for obvious reasons! lol

OK here's three

1). I used to drink glasses of fresh snakes blood in Thailand.
2). I once won a bet which involved completing the alphabet sex game (sleeping with someone who's first name begins with A, B, C etc).
3). The second most wanted man on the F.B.I's list (not current), once got me drunk before trying to blow up the boat I was on.

[smokealot123]

1) i just met the most amazing girl through a dating website, and she only lives a town away!
2)I have 2 different strains of pot right now!
3) I'm really one gay bastard!

this one is easy if ya know me ;)

3 is true lol, i dont think u have 2 strains :D



1. i got fired from wallmart for smoking pot:jointsmile:

2. i got 3 budding dope plants stolen from me backyard:D

3. i smoked a half oz of purple kush today:stoned:

[420_24/7]

could you HANDLE my life???

maybe not, but i sure would love to watch a movie about it:D

[420_24/7]

ok heres my three
1. I have smoked 1/4 in the past two days
2. There are three dogs in my home ATM none of which are mine
3. I just typed this whole post with one hand

[SyndicateJuggalos17]

you're right it was #3

[GraziLovesMary]

Pain is a sensation. Sensations are there to thrill you, therefore you like pain, you just dont know it yet. I like pain.

hehe I think it may have started out like that, but it has migrated.

I appreciate pain. It lets me know Im still alive, and for that responsive stimuli, I am thankful. I more or less ignore it though, as opposed to embracing it like some pain-lovers are apt to do. I recieve the sensation of pain, make a note of it, monitor the pressure, and ignore the pain sensations.

[CanaDanKs Inc.]

so you tell me you'd appreciate getting shot in the knee cap?

that's pretty brave grazi

[GraziLovesMary]

so you tell me you'd appreciate getting shot in the knee cap?

that's pretty brave grazi

I appreciate the fact that there is a system in place that sends stimuli to my brain and tells me that after getting shot in the knee cap, walking on it will damage it even further. The fact that I am recieving pain signals from so many different nerve clusters centralized in that area, tells me that there is much damage done, and that I should take it easy on it.

I figure its the most logical way to look at it.

[CanaDanKs Inc.]

:thumbsup: