I HATE work...

[Old Stoner]

It prevents me from reading everything I want to read here, but, on the other hand, at least it keeps me in weed. And food. And electricity. And a roof over my head, not to mention a car.

Hopefully it'll rain all winter here, and my wife won't come up with shit for me to do OUTSIDE....

Oh no, I just remembered. There's the INSIDE to worry about, too...

SOMEONE HELP ! PULEEEEEEEESE ! I have been caught by the Honey Do's...

[friendowl]

that is why i wont get married
if you dont do what she says
there goes sex
she has you under her spell
next time you two are driving somewhere
and she isnt wearing a seatbelt
crash into a pole [under 40 mph please]
her near death expereince should change her for the better
no more honey do's

[TallulahGreen]

It prevents me from reading everything I want to read here, but, on the other hand, at least it keeps me in weed. And food. And electricity. And a roof over my head, not to mention a car.

Hopefully it'll rain all winter here, and my wife won't come up with shit for me to do OUTSIDE....

Oh no, I just remembered. There's the INSIDE to worry about, too...

SOMEONE HELP ! PULEEEEEEEESE ! I have been caught by the Honey Do's...

I hate work too. I have to be at work in 4 hours. Today is my MONDAY.

[cannabis campbell]

Come on most people hate work but its part of life really just try not to think about it where do you work anyway it cant be that bad??

When your there just keep yourself busy and get it over and done with and it will fly by...

[GraziLovesMary]

that is why i wont get married
if you dont do what she says
there goes sex
she has you under her spell
next time you two are driving somewhere
and she isnt wearing a seatbelt
crash into a pole [under 40 mph please]
her near death expereince should change her for the better
no more honey do's

Im not proud of it, but... disturbing and possibly offensive things make me laugh the hardest.



This was no exception.



ell oh ell. In a public library of all places... Tsk tsk tsk...

[Storm Crow]

Why don't folks try to find a job they can be (at least) content in, rather than a job they hate? I work as a vastly underpaid teacher's aide in the armpit of California. BUT- I LOVE THE WORK!!! That makes it all OK. If I hated my job, I'd seriously consider a career change! So your questions are- What do you love? What do you WANT to do? How do you get there?- Granny:hippy:

[psychocat]

I love work ! but the reason for that is simply that I won't do any work I don't like to do.
I've always had people to do the jobs I don't like doing , laundry gets taken to the cleaners , food can be ordered ready cooked or I can go out for dinner.
I like being the best at my job because then I get top dollar, which in turn allows me to be more in control of what I want to do, I can work for a few months then just sod off on holiday for a few months.
I'm happiest being my own boss and because I put in the hard work as a twenty something I can now take it a lot easier and I get to call the shots when it comes to negotiating new contracts.

[happiestmferoutthere]

! I have been caught by the Honey Do's...

I make those too, but they always turn into a " If You Want It Done, Do It Your Own Damn Self" list!:(

[toozlah]

I always hate having to wake up at 5AM on some days to open up shop, but then I realize that job = cash = bud. Suddenly, it doesn't seem so bad.

[Reefer Rogue]

You only have yourself to allocate blame for you are the one who chose the path. However, you always have the capability to rationalize and think logically about how you can alter your current situation to fulfil your happiness more sufficiently.

[cannabis campbell]

You only have yourself to allocate blame for you are the one who chose the path. However, you always have the capability to rationalize and think logically about how you can alter your current situation to fulfil your happiness more sufficiently.

whats with all the big words now huh... HUH!?

[Mississippi Steve]

I love my job, I love the work and I especially love those bank deposits!! Sorry 'bout chur luck with honeydoos.....I am not afflicted with wife. I have had that particular ailment twice, with the end result being the same. I don't recommend it. OTOH, the lease program seems to work just fine.

[Mississippi Steve]

I love my job, I love the work and I especially love those bank deposits!! Sorry 'bout chur luck with honeydoos.....I am not afflicted with wife. I have had that particular ailment twice, with the end result being the same. I don't recommend it. OTOH, the lease program seems to work just fine.

As a side note.... my bank deposits this week(so far) have been on the order of $15,000....not too shabby:thumbsup:

[apathy24]

As a side note.... my bank deposits this week(so far) have been on the order of $15,000....not too shabby:thumbsup:

Can I come work with you? PLEASE????:thumbsup:

[Mississippi Steve]

Can I come work with you? PLEASE????:thumbsup:

Sure, after you go back to school, get a mechanical engineering degree, or at least a couple of years at Vo-Tech, and become a certified Master HVAC Technician.
I need another Master Tech, I can get trained helpers all day long.


BTW.. can't blaze after midnight the days you work, and not until after knocking off for the day... the job is too dangerous to do otherwise. Got to be straight and sober during the work day.

[Old Stoner]

Yea, I got a lil' hoot at friendowls post, LOL. My wife says I have a warped sense of humor, but she laughs, too, so I guess she does too then, don't she? Hehehehehe...

Nah CC, I LOVE my work. All I do is drive all day. Touch NO freight. Get paid better than when I dispatched. No ass looking over my shoulder bitching and griping. This thread was actually in jest, LOL...

More later, I gotta go to work, LOL...

[benvortec]

I love work ! but the reason for that is simply that I won't do any work I don't like to do.
I've always had people to do the jobs I don't like doing , laundry gets taken to the cleaners , food can be ordered ready cooked or I can go out for dinner.
I like being the best at my job because then I get top dollar, which in turn allows me to be more in control of what I want to do, I can work for a few months then just sod off on holiday for a few months.
I'm happiest being my own boss and because I put in the hard work as a twenty something I can now take it a lot easier and I get to call the shots when it comes to negotiating new contracts.

what may i ask do you do? I would love to be in such a position. And years of college (to do something i don't REALLY care about) is getting old!

[LIP]

I'm lucky, im in a job that i enjoy, it's my hobby. The pay is VERY good, but the hours and the commute are horrendous. 3 hours each way to and from work - thank fuck my diesel is free.

[matthiasj]

i work at a screen printing joint, we make custom shirts hats bags and all kinds of shit, i like it but its not a career, just something to do while in school...still not sure what i wanna do

[Old Stoner]

Hey Lip, try commuting for 12 or 14 hours a day, LOL...

CRST Freightlines has a job for you! ;)

[Dave Byrd]

You who have the worst complaints about wives either married the wrong girls or you're not aware enough to realize honey do's go both ways. I'm fairly sure my wife does more honey do's for me than she ever asks of me. In fact, I'm certain of it. She sees that I'm fed, picks up my stuff at the dry cleaners, sews on buttons, runs errands for me, keeps me in clean clothes, even brings me a beer or a glass of iced tea. If she needs me to do something for her, it seems like a more than fair trade.

[tootsie roll]

I make those too, but they always turn into a " If You Want It Done, Do It Your Own Damn Self" list!:(


YOU TOO???:wave1:
Just wait til winter, he's out of town and comes back to different colored walls. HA!

[tootsie roll]

You who have the worst complaints about wives either married the wrong girls or you're not aware enough to realize honey do's go both ways. I'm fairly sure my wife does more honey do's for me than she ever asks of me. In fact, I'm certain of it. She sees that I'm fed, picks up my stuff at the dry cleaners, sews on buttons, runs errands for me, keeps me in clean clothes, even brings me a beer or a glass of iced tea. If she needs me to do something for her, it seems like a more than fair trade.

That's beautiful.

I do all that for my husband but Lord forbid I ask HIM to do anything. You'd think the world ended.
The last time he picked up dinner? 2 years ago. Ran out for milk bread or eggs? NEVER.

It's kinda like I got the poker up the arse.:( (and no, that wasn't sexual):wtf:

[Old Stoner]

Dave Byrd, you said a mouthfull with that post. I kid my wife, and kid about my wife like hades (and she knows it), but she also knows full well that I am in love with her with all my heart and soul, and that I'd do anything for her, even face death.

She is the best thing that ever happened to me. My first marriage was a fifteen year disaster. I wouldn't tee tee in the first wife's mouth if it was on fire! HOWEVER, she mothered three of my children, and I had to keep it civil until the kids were grown and gone.

Now that my new bride (of 11 great years, I might add) and I have finished raising the three I adopted (Hers - and not literally adopted, but I love them like and treat them as my own), we have more time for each other. She let's me toke my weed and has no problem with it.

So hey, what can I say? I kid about my honey, but it's all just that - kidding. I wouldn't take the world for her - even if I COULDN'T toke up!

Great post, Birdgirls hubby! Sounds like you got a good one too!

And you are so right - she does so much more for me than I deserve - anyone who'd put up with my old arse deserves all the kudos she gets, LOL...

[Old Stoner]

On a side note, hers/my youngest daughter (23) is my punching bag - she catches hell, and gives it right back at me - when we are together, we are worse than Abbot and Costello. (bet the young'uns here don't know those guys, LOL).

[Old Stoner]

And how the heck did I and this thread get off on my wife and other's wive's and my daughter?

Shoot, now I'm just a Post Prostitute, hehehehehe.....

Ah, stoned again... :jointsmile:

[beachguy in thongs]

On a side note, hers/my youngest daughter (23) is my punching bag - she catches hell, and gives it right back at me - when we are together, we are worse than Abbot and Costello. (bet the young'uns here don't know those guys, LOL).

Stoners, nowadays, don't complain. Get with the times!!!

What the heck am I talking about? I guess, I'm just an old stoner.

Just like you!!! Except, I would've been nine when your daughter was born.

[Old Stoner]

Dang, I was graduating High School when you were being downloaded, BGIT, LOL...

[slavetopot]

I would love to be super rich and sit around and smoke good weed all day. SWEET :stoned:

The Top 16 Worst Excuses for Being Late for Work


16. "Actually, I've been here for over 20 minutes, big guy -- I was just out chillin' in the van waiting for the end of the live version of 'Freebird'."

15. "I keep forgetting which side of the International Date Line you're on."

14. "We're *open* on Tuesdays?!?"

13. "It took this long to get the ol' blood alcohol level down to the legal driving limit."

12. "I had to take extra time this morning to wrestle with overwhelming aggressive impulses by reassuring myself that nothing would happen today that would push me over the edge."

11. "My proctologist got stuck."

10. "It was Senator Kennedy's turn to drive today, so I've spent the last hour swimming."

9. "I'm late because I was on the phone trying to get *your* shipping department to send the company's office supplies directly to the winner of my eBay auction."

8. "Hey, time becomes meaningless when you're as strung out on crystal meth as I am."

7. "Sorry, sir. I overslept and dreamt I had a dead-end job, a windowless office and a humorless baboon for a boss."

6. "Heidi Klum refused to untie me."

5. "On the second Tuesday of the month, the Campho-Phenique man comes by to fill the drum for my home supply of industrial-strength anti-canker sore gel."

4. "I'm sorry, boss, but I had to stop to get you -- uh -- this box of ten donuts."

3. "It took me a little longer than normal to hide my disdain this morning... Sir."

2. "My dog ate my presentation, sir. And by 'my dog' I mean your wife, and by 'ate my presentation' I mean 'was boinking me'."

and the Number 1 Worst Excuse for Being Late for Work...

1. "These are not the 'droids you're looking for."

[blueburyboy]

life is what you make it, a man once told me a wife is like a carpet when you lay it down the first time if its layed right you can walk all over it for years, and about work if you dont work your lazzey