Penny Castle..

[ChiefSmokesAlot]

if you had a castle made of pennies, and the only way to survive was to spend your pennies, but the island on which your pennie castle resides on, is a LAVA island, and the pennies are Lava-proof, how would that work out? :wtf:

[ChiefSmokesAlot]

i only ask because i plan on living on a lava island east of west and south of north of here.

[Metaphor]

obviously the aneswer is to build a jinga-ma-hoozie. now one might ask themself what is a jinga-ma-hoozie? the answer is quite simple. its anything you want it to be; to the untrained eye, in reality its a boat thats made of pennies and is powerd by lava, cocaine and just a pinch of imagination.
be careful not to drop those fetussess in the the ocean though, itll be a long way to go with no sandwiches.

[ChiefSmokesAlot]

obviously the aneswer is to build a jinga-ma-hoozie. now one might ask themself what is a jinga-ma-hoozie? the answer is quite simple. its anything you want it to be; to the untrained eye, in reality its a boat thats made of pennies and is powerd by lava, cocaine and just a pinch of imagination.
be careful not to drop those fetussess in the the ocean though, itll be a long way to go with no sandwiches.

Brilliant!

one problem... my jinga-ma-hoozie, was repo'd by the goddess of stale pizza crust.. what am i to do? :(

[friendowl]

swallow a handful of pennies
dig a hole
poop the pennies into the hole
while you sing "break on through" by the doors
magic poop pennies will turn into a laptop
where you can order better supplies from home depot

[BlazinKush]

WTF!!!! Poo pennies!? Wow, im not going ask why you would think up something like that.

[delusionsofNORMALity]

i think your only answer is to begin your meditation now in hopes of being able to levitate above the lava before your pennies run out.

[Metaphor]

Brilliant!

one problem... my jinga-ma-hoozie, was repo'd by the goddess of stale pizza crust.. what am i to do? :(

she just want you to create the most evil of pizza. bread baked in the bowels of hell with grains grown by religous slaves in hells half acre. Cheese churned from the most evil of 6 headed bovines. sauce that flows like menstrual blood out of six hundred and sixty six virgins and then the mustard. dijorn mustard.
when you hand her the broodpizza you will then inform her that you are the messenger of the negatives and posotive forces and you will procede to single handedly build the vessel that will transcend dimensions until you are face to face with a faceless figure. he will tell you how to continue the journey

[ChiefSmokesAlot]

she just want you to create the most evil of pizza. bread baked in the bowels of hell with grains grown by religous slaves in hells half acre. Cheese churned from the most evil of 6 headed bovines. sauce that flows like menstrual blood out of six hundred and sixty six virgins and then the mustard. dijorn mustard.
when you hand her the broodpizza you will then inform her that you are the messenger of the negatives and posotive forces and you will procede to single handedly build the vessel that will transcend dimensions until you are face to face with a faceless figure. he will tell you how to continue the journey

EPIC FAIL!

there's a whole acre if you count the house of richard simmons.