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DarkFire
02-05-2005, 05:26 AM
After like an hour of being high, i started feeling sick. today was my first day for like 2 weeks, so i smoke a bunch. then i had to shit. when i got on the toilet, i felt extremely terrible, whenever i looked up i was about to barf, and when i moved my head around it got much worse. then i just could not shit the 10 pounds of shit inside of me. what else? i had to piss bad too. and like usual, i could piss either.

i was stoned off my ass on the toilet for like a half hour, not able to move cuz i knew id barf for ever.

before i was on teh toilet, i was eating uncontrolably lol. i ate more than half a bag of wheat thins, and i guess that fucked my stomatch up. i was getting that feeling where ur face is really cold but ur body is like 100 degrees, it was like worse than anything.

Not Enough Herb
02-05-2005, 05:49 AM
hmm i can think of 2 things of y u felt like shit

1. sumthing was in ur weed
2. u swallowed to much smoke

other then that maybe u just had really bad shits???

later

Buck268
02-05-2005, 06:15 AM
hahah been there man... sucks but its funny too...

sevkex
02-05-2005, 08:42 AM
mmmm fiber is all i can say

GHoSToKeR
02-05-2005, 11:29 AM
well... thats nice.....

robert42
02-05-2005, 11:55 AM
haha u gna be suicidal now cos u got conisipation? thast karma it came around back at cha lol

Looker
02-07-2005, 04:27 PM
YOU SHOULDVE HEARD THE FART THAT PRECEEDED THIS ONE

silentbob9898
02-07-2005, 08:00 PM
um...looker...lame dude nobody wants to see turds we got our own

Lightitup44
02-07-2005, 08:26 PM
It was prolly the wheat thins cause they can make people have the worst shits given that you eat alot of them. Pringles can do the same. I personally like cookies...lots of them... when your stoned!!!

Encatuse
02-07-2005, 09:18 PM
Damn, looker.. I really wish that wasn't thumbnailed. If it just was a link called "reallynastyshit.jpeg" or something, I assure you my retina's wouldn't be burning right now.

s2headhunter
02-08-2005, 01:36 AM
ive never ever been constipated in my entire life and i can eat anyting and it doesnt bother me at all like for the past about 2 or 3 months i have at like 4 full meals per day includng my night time muchies in school snacks ect...theres alot more lol but i havent gained a pound and i stay toned and dcent looking without working out...running anything..sitting at this computer....or just retarding around the house....retarding= being stupid and doing nothing

Looker
02-08-2005, 02:00 AM
HA HA HA ALRIGHT GUYS SORRY NO MORE OF THAT ;)

RedRainDrop
02-08-2005, 02:14 AM
Yeah we've all been there, i hate that damn constipation after toking.

DarkFire
02-09-2005, 05:29 AM
it especially sux when at school. i g2 piss hard but when i get on the urinal im almost red trying to piss. its almost fucking impossible some times!

STP
02-19-2005, 09:34 AM
i always experience gas when smoking i think sometime i swallow the smoke esp when using bong.

BabiE ChroniC
02-26-2005, 07:53 AM
i was getting that feeling where ur face is really cold but ur body is like 100 degrees, it was like worse than anything.

Yah i know! i hate that feeling.. i get it when ever i snort speed and smoke..