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geonagual

11-11-2007, 06:44 PM

Ã? 40-ish..................................49.
Ã? Adventurous..........................Slept with everyone.
Ã? Athletic................................No breasts.
Ã? Average looking.....................Moooo.
Ã? Beautiful..............................Pathologica l liar.
Ã? Emotionally Secure..................On medication.
Ã? Feminist...............................Fat.
Ã? Free Spirit.................................Junkie.
Ã? Friendship first.......................Former Slut.
Ã? New-Age.........................Body hair in the wrong places.
Ã? Old-fashioned........................No B.J.'s
Ã? Open-minded.........................Desperate.
Ã? Outgoing..............................Loud and embarrassing.
Ã? Professional................. ..........Bitch.
Ã? Voluptuous...........................Very fat.
Ã? Large frame...........................Hugely fat.
Ã? Wants soul mate.....................Stalker.

roth89

11-11-2007, 09:16 PM

bahha its so true im not really going to touch this one tho lol

Gandalf_The_Grey

11-11-2007, 09:47 PM

One has to wonder, reading this, what signs indicate a good woman to engage.

Gundari

11-11-2007, 09:49 PM

ah....jokes <3

roth89

11-11-2007, 10:06 PM

One has to wonder, reading this, what signs indicate a good woman to engage.lol ummm...i want an adventurous, emotionally secure, friendship first, open minded, and free spirit kind of woman....that would seem like an amazing woman wouldn't it? :pimp::pimp:

r0k

11-11-2007, 10:08 PM

lol ummm...i want an adventurous, emotionally secure, friendship first, open minded, and free spirit kind of woman....that would seem like an amazing woman wouldn't it? :pimp::pimp:

That sounds all fucked up.

roth89

11-11-2007, 10:35 PM

That sounds all fucked up.

LOL :wtf::stoned:

Gandalf_The_Grey

11-11-2007, 11:49 PM

I just need a woman who can make my magic staff glow:D

roth89

11-12-2007, 02:10 AM

I just need a woman who can make my magic staff glow:D

LOL rep+

friendowl

11-12-2007, 08:21 PM

i was reading this while on a business call
i laughed out loud
funny stuff

beachguy in thongs

11-12-2007, 08:32 PM

Thanks for the laughs, geo! Time to make a new thread.

geonagual

11-12-2007, 08:34 PM

Thanks for the laughs, geo! Time to make a new thread.

I know..I am ridiculous...I could make 10 in a row if you would like:jointsmile:

beachguy in thongs

11-12-2007, 08:51 PM

Well, I haven't seen them, yet. What's next, how did you find out about cross-country skiing?