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Cronton83
02-27-2004, 05:06 PM
Hey whats up people. Ever had ur mom walk in on u while ur smokin a pipe with ur lil bro? I did. My brother and his friends came home for lunch like they always do. We went out on our back patio and started passin around a bowl. Out of the corner of my eye I see my mom walk out of the garage...she forgot her briefcase. Out of all the days to forget it. Anyway, she's walkin towards us never takin her eyes off mine. She had this wierd grin on her face like "yup I got ya". She knew what we were doing. My brother and his friends walked back to school. She said she was to pissed off to talk to us and she left for work. I said "ok have a nice day". That didn't go well with her lol. After my brother got home from school she called us. We started jokin around with her. We yelled at her saying that she ruined our rotation. We told her that the right thing to do was sit down, shut up and wait ur turn. She actually laughed. And now my bro and I smoke all the time...even when she is home. We just do it outside.
So the moral to this story is if ur caught by ur mom or ur dad....offer them a hit. Sure ur parents are gunna be mad for a bit, but just remember...they did smoked when they were ur age too. And any parent that says they didn't are full of shit...they at least tried it once. If 99% of the families that don't get along would just sit down every night and have a bong session they'd be best friends. POT IS THE KEY TO WORLD PEACE!!!!
IntelInside
02-27-2004, 05:32 PM
Hahahaha thats great i like the part "We started jokin around with her. We yelled at her saying that she ruined our rotation". Oh man that was funny i laughed for a minute on that one. Ah shit i wish every person who was caught up by ther rents was like that. So did she end up sittng down to talk and u pull out a pipe and say u want to hit it, pass her the light and join a circle. :cool:
Cronton83
02-28-2004, 08:48 AM
No I never pulled a pipe or a joint out infront of my mom. But I ask her sometimes if she wants to smoke. I think she thinks I'm jokin, but nope I'm dead serious. I'm stoned right now so if my typin is fucked thats the reason. Anyway at my dads house, him and my step mom know me, my lil bor and lil sis smoke. They let go on the patio and smoke. A couple of time they watched us smoke. They don't care. I meen they don't like it, but what can ya do. I basically used to sel weed to my step mom's whole family...lol. But I quit sellin. They bought alot of weed...lol.
IntelInside
02-28-2004, 06:49 PM
So how much did your step mom's family buy it for. Thats cool that they dont care u smoke weed. wish my rents were like that.:mad:
nztokerz
02-28-2004, 08:41 PM
thats primo your folks dont care. Iactually smoke up with my dad,step mum,step dad and have had a couple with my mum which is crazy as they are all like well qulifed had working and are pretty well off.thats just my little piece and oh yeah i used to be scared as that my dad with find out and then when he did he was all like "I'd rather you do it at home than get busted on the street
mellow mood
02-29-2004, 07:09 PM
LOL. what a funny story. i offered my mom to smoke but HAHAHAHAHAHA NO SHE WONT SMOKE even a hit in his life :( . she just dont really care if i smoke until i got good results at school but i cant really smoke at home. just before slepping but anyway. that must be fun for u to smoke at home!!
sam :cool:
Cronton83
08-08-2004, 08:12 PM
I'd sell ounces for like $150, but that was in Michigan like a year and a half ago. Now I can get Ounces in Michigan for around $100,last i was there my buddy told me he'd give it to me for $75. I live in Canada now. Canada bud is a better quality, but for some reason I like Michigan shit. Don't get me wrong Canada shit cream of the crop. I started on Michigan shit. Here in Canada I got and ouce at $175 canadian money. Now thats good here. Most people sell it hear for $220.
Creeper
08-08-2004, 08:21 PM
Lol, reminds me of some of my friends back in school, they were smoking a spliff in the bathroom and the principle walks in....they were in the stall trying to keep quiet and they heard him sniffing, then one of em bursted out laughing, so the principle slowly opened their stall door and one of the dudes says this "heey dude, ya wanna hit? Its good shit". Nonetheless they all got suspended for 10 days and had friday night detnentions upon their arrival back in school, that and the cops called on them. Just so glad i wasnt in the bathroom smokin with them that day.
KillaBuzz
08-08-2004, 09:18 PM
hahahaha thatz jokez bud, but not evryonez parentz can take a joke. but u r rite, if eryone juss sat together n passed the bong around, familiez wood get along so much better. i agree wit yah on that.
pofacedhoe
08-10-2004, 07:43 PM
Hey whats up people. Ever had ur mom walk in on u while ur smokin a pipe with ur lil bro? I did. My brother and his friends came home for lunch like they always do. We went out on our back patio and started passin around a bowl. Out of the corner of my eye I see my mom walk out of the garage...she forgot her briefcase. Out of all the days to forget it. Anyway, she's walkin towards us never takin her eyes off mine. She had this wierd grin on her face like "yup I got ya". She knew what we were doing. My brother and his friends walked back to school. She said she was to pissed off to talk to us and she left for work. I said "ok have a nice day". That didn't go well with her lol. After my brother got home from school she called us. We started jokin around with her. We yelled at her saying that she ruined our rotation. We told her that the right thing to do was sit down, shut up and wait ur turn. She actually laughed. And now my bro and I smoke all the time...even when she is home. We just do it outside.
So the moral to this story is if ur caught by ur mom or ur dad....offer them a hit. Sure ur parents are gunna be mad for a bit, but just remember...they did smoked when they were ur age too. And any parent that says they didn't are full of shit...they at least tried it once. If 99% of the families that don't get along would just sit down every night and have a bong session they'd be best friends. POT IS THE KEY TO WORLD PEACE!!!!
I know that to be true. A friend of mine always has bong mulls with her brothers and mum. Its a great way to spend quality time with your family!jokes
KillaBuzz
08-10-2004, 08:41 PM
i smoked a couple timez wit my step mom. she used ta smoke it a lil cuz her bro'z been kronik all his life. anywayz itz coo ta b able ta bust out a skesh wit yer parentz, i think even if parentz r against it that they shood let their kidz smoke if there in their room wit the door closed er wutever so the house dunt stink up. woodnt u rather kno wut n when yer kid'z smokin den have ta guess wutz goin on in his/her life?
PeAcE
kimchibanana
08-11-2004, 06:18 AM
slowly letting ur parents is know stuff like you smoke or you drink is good. Like when i want to smoke at my friends house i will tell her i am but she thinks im joking. so if she accutaly found out i did smoke that day i could always say i told her i was going to go smoke. LIke just today i went out side to get my shoes and came back in the house and my mom said "so how is ur marajuina (sp.?) plant doing" she said that because she saw me go grab the shoes which were next to the small pot. i had no idea what to say so i said "yup its doing pretty good" then she said she was going to destory it and a laughing voice so then i laughed back. but so far she hasn't said anything after that. but i still have no idea how she knew it was a weed plant... its still only about 3 inches tall...
BHstoner
08-11-2004, 08:02 AM
me and my boi were hot boxing in my room wit a huge bong, and my mom and dad came home wit like 10 of their frends, they opened the door and said for me to come out to dinner wit them, and my stupid ass frend tells em to take a hit (this is the best part) my dad screams "HELL YAH" and he comes and takes a huge bong hit and finishes the bowl we packed, i found out he's been smoking for like 30 yrs and he even grows bud in his closet that he locks and he deals to his close frends , and now i smoke his strongest shyt wit him 2 times a day, and now i love life more then ever.
kimchibanana
08-11-2004, 09:29 AM
no isn't that wierd watching your dad smoke weed and then he hands you the bong?
my friends dad and his brother smoke weed and he pinches it all the time but he said he wouldn't smoke with his dad because it just wouldn't feel right.
kimchibanana
08-11-2004, 09:44 AM
and how did u not know ur dad smokes>?
Phresh as it Gets
08-12-2004, 02:18 PM
well yesterday i just found out my dad smokes pot, but only cuz i found about a dime and a pipe with burnt weed in his humidor box, i always thought he killed people on sight for havin drugs or sum shit like that now i dont konw if i should just pretend i dont know or slowly key him in that i know he smokes and i that i smoke too.... hmmmm
KronicKing
08-12-2004, 04:02 PM
ive known my dad smokes for about a yr or two now he knows i smoke he found my stash he was just like dont do it now wait till yore 16-17 an i dont rele care as long as u make good grades but he still hasnt acctualy said he smokes but we joke about weed all the time,i told my mom when i whent down to tampa to visit he and she said "i dont se ne thing wrong with smokeing a little weed" i laughd so hard it was great she doesnt smoke ne more but dont care if i do unfouturnatly i didnt bring ne with me when i visited to see if she cared but im sure she wouldnt
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