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someuser
11-10-2007, 01:57 AM
Ok, I probably am not saying anything new but:



- I went to Wal Mart in the camping section and bought a 4oz plastic soap bottle. It was the perfect shape to rest firmly against my inner thigh and had a top that flipped up to let the soap out.

- I went to the medical section in Wal Mart and bought an adhesive heating pad for your back (the instant ones that react to air).

- duck tape.


I got a friend to piss for me, put it in the plastic bottle and put it on the dash of my car with the defroster heat on to keep it warm. I got to the place in question, wrapped the bottle with the heating pad, and tapped the bottle face down on my thigh.

When I went in the bathroom for the test I dropped my pants, squirted out the right amount of piss, closed the bottle, and put my pants back on. The temp was dead on and unless someone put their hand right between my legs no one could see it or find it.


Afterwards, I went to the first bathroom that I could find (outside the testing area) and took off the equipment and threw away everything but the bottle (might come in handy again).


Just thought I would share.
someuser
11-10-2007, 01:58 AM
Oh yeah, everything cost me less then $7 dollars.
Chaotixxx
11-10-2007, 02:30 AM
Nice, did you need the whole 4 oz?
someuser
11-20-2007, 05:15 PM
Nope. But I would rather have too much then too little.
killerweed420
11-20-2007, 05:31 PM
Good job.But you didn't have a temp strip or anything to check it?
JihadJoe75
11-21-2007, 02:41 AM
Do they even check the temperature?
imitator
11-21-2007, 03:26 AM
Do they even check the temperature?

Most certainly yes. If its not within a certain temperature range, you will fail the test, clean urine or not.
someuser
11-22-2007, 10:12 PM
Good job.But you didn't have a temp strip or anything to check it?

Nope. I went by the advice of one of my good friends from back in the day who is a pro at this stuff now. I actually thought it might have been too hot so as I poured it, I poured it slowly and watched the temp strip on the bottle.

It was a lot easier then I thought.
killerweed420
11-22-2007, 11:14 PM
Thats living a little dangerously. If nothing else pickup one of those cheap digital thermometers in the pharmacy section of walmart.