View Full Version : I Need Some Advice im a new smoker
rebelrocker221
11-09-2007, 06:02 PM
so ive never smoked and i need the basic 411, tips and tricks, advice, do's and dont's that type stuff anything that would be helpful. thanks!:thumbsup:
0fenderbender
11-09-2007, 07:56 PM
-don't get caught.
-how are you going to smoke? pipe? joint? blunt?
are you going to be with friends that did it before? if you are, then i'm sure they have a few things to say. don't be embarassed just because you never did it before, it's perfectly fine. don't take big hits, at first take small hits. since you never smoked pot before, you will probably get high with just a few pulls. take a pull, and then take another breath to make sure it gets in your lungs, hold in for like 2-3 seconds and then exhale. you may have to cough. some people say if you don't cough the first time, you won't get high, don't listen to them. they are retarded. enjoy dude.
Nochowderforyou
11-09-2007, 09:18 PM
The "411"? That's something a cop would say. ;)
Pack or roll it, light it, inhale, exhale, repeat...
SparkSomeChange
11-09-2007, 10:10 PM
Go with the flow, and enjoy yourself.
Rad Plane
11-10-2007, 03:25 AM
Have Fun and smoke a bunch :P
Shmoe123
11-11-2007, 12:18 AM
ive triend so hard to get my friend high but he doesnt know how to inhale and i give him the most detailed instruction on how to but he just cant do it and it pisses me off cuz he deserves to be high and i know he would love it. do you think i should make him eat something cept i dont want him to get too high his first time...and dont buy good weed just in case u cant inhale, then ur just wasting ur money.practice on shwag:thumbsup:
Born To Stone
11-11-2007, 01:16 AM
Ummmmmmmmmmm... relax! If a bong is goin round don't blow into it lol, errr don't 'lip' the joint...but to be honest if people know it's your first time they won't expect you to be a pro or anythin so just enjoy the high and don't let the effects overwhelm you just absorb the sensations and feel good :jointsmile:
Enemy of Real1ty
11-11-2007, 02:55 AM
Welcome to the world of Ganj, where everything is better, food, movies, chillin, food, games, tv, food. Have fun, and be safe. And dont get caught!:rastasmoke:
VoidLivesOn
11-11-2007, 03:37 AM
you probably won't get high your first time. i've never met anyone who got high the first time they smoked, unless they were lying/overexagerating
Canadian_Cron
11-11-2007, 04:09 AM
... realy??? i got really high my 1st time it was awesome!
id get some good weed, youll enjoy it way more that way. and yea take small hits in the beginning or youll just start coughing all the time and wont be able to smoke anymore. if your worried about actually being able to inhale it just take some double tokes and that sould do the trick.
snowblind
11-11-2007, 04:32 AM
do put it in a supostitory. thats not the way to get high.
i would get a pipe take a hit and think of cheesecake
Agressor1
11-11-2007, 10:37 PM
Learn as you go, then you'll find yourself with a grow. Like me!
Orange Goblin
11-11-2007, 10:42 PM
do put it in a supostitory. thats not the way to get high.
i would get a pipe take a hit and think of cheesecake
the only advice you'll ever need!
Rapidfire187
11-11-2007, 11:06 PM
you probably won't get high your first time. i've never met anyone who got high the first time they smoked, unless they were lying/overexagerating
I got high my first time, and it was off of a pretty small amount. As a matter of fact, the first time was probably my funnest high ever. It was unlike any other time I've ever gotten high. And I've been smoking for the better part of 7 years.
Just enjoy the high. If you don't get high, take bigger hits. Try not to embarrass your friends if you guys are in public. Toke up! :rastasmoke:
rebelrocker221
11-12-2007, 04:39 AM
thanks guys! good advice....but wtf! cheesecake? i dont get it.... -_- o well thanks anyways anything any1 missed plz fill me in
linearvermin
11-12-2007, 07:03 AM
As my friend once said while blazed as fuck...
"Alright dog, gunna take a hit of this bowl dog, dont worry dog, ill be careful dog, gunna take a little bit in, and breath a little bit out. People are gunna ask me...who is this guy, and wheres he get his weed? Im gunna say...my name is charlie and i get my weed from travis." hahaha good quote...good times.
snowblind
11-15-2007, 01:09 AM
thanks guys! good advice....but wtf! cheesecake? i dont get it.... -_- o well thanks anyways anything any1 missed plz fill me in
if its your first time, have a smoke and think of cheesecake.
you'll get it
mwhahahaha ha ha
or the monsters will eat your brains
peace
rebelrocker221
11-15-2007, 06:26 AM
wtf?!?!?!?1 cheesecake????? wow some1 is rly dumb, may be me maybe not idk...
roth89
11-15-2007, 06:32 AM
lol cheesecake i want some.... omg cherry cheesecake fuck my insides are caving in now
snowblind
11-15-2007, 11:08 PM
wtf?!?!?!?1 cheesecake????? wow some1 is rly dumb, may be me maybe not idk...
your calling me dumb ? your the one that doesnt know how to smoke weed and probably still hasn't. yet has a 'take me to your dealer advatar'. that so you can assume the cultural identity the of the forum to fit in.
wow thats real smart marketing, like mcdonalds when they use rappers to show their 'down'
cherry cheese cake is lush
i just ate some cappacino and white chocolate cheesecake i got from the cheesecake shop. that is the shit.
peace out
robo scat
11-16-2007, 04:30 AM
I got fucking ripped my first time. :]
dont drink the bong water
blueburyboy
11-19-2007, 03:58 AM
smoke until you cant smoke no more then start again
illnillinois
11-19-2007, 04:14 AM
:stupid:
dont listen to this guy, he smokes like its grow'n from his ass.
dont get me wrong guy, if you really smoke like that and roll one OZ jonts then rock the fuck on but, you make up about 1% of the norm..
blueburyboy
11-19-2007, 08:55 PM
oz joints are not that often but i will show you next time jog on
Everyday Struggle
11-19-2007, 09:05 PM
do put it in a supostitory. thats not the way to get high.
i would get a pipe take a hit and think of cheesecake
OMG CHEESCAKE IS SOO DANK! :stoned:
snowblind
11-19-2007, 09:10 PM
fuck yeah. this boy knows what im talking about /\/\/\/\/\/\
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