Urine test next Wed

[HinduKushIndica]

i've been smoking chronic for about a month, i have not smoked for about 1 week. i have a urine test next wed. i always drink a ton of water (1-2 liters a day) because it naturally energizes me and makes me feel healthy.

i have the "test-in Duz'z it" 32 oz fruit punch drink which advises me to take 1 1/2 hours before the test along with "crisis tablets." i do not have these tablets. should i get them or is that a waste of money? i plan on drinking gallons of water each day until then.

should i go to GNC and buy creatine tablets? i already have B-1 vitamins. i plan on taking 1 or 2 b-1 tablets the day of so my piss will be yellow. what do you think my best plan of action would be?

i've been smoking pot for 12 years and i know my fellow potheads can help me out.

[O. G. ganja smoker]

none of that shit works dude only sure way to pass a piss test is to sub, those fuckers just want ur money. You will have about 15 days clean depending on how much fat u have on u, u have a 50% chance of passing. Make sure to not workout before ur test so ur not burning the fat off in ur blood stream. Also piss in the toilet first and then the cup then finish the rest off in the toilet. make sure its not the first wizz of the day because u burn alot of calories in the night. hope u pass peace out :hippy:

[HinduKushIndica]

this job i'm up for (the drug test) pays pretty decent ($15/hr) so i thought it would be worth it to pay the 49 bucks for the fake piss. i purchased Number 1, anyone have any info on this product?

gonumber1.com

[killerweed420]

Haven't used this stuff. It appears to be real urine not synthetic.I use quickfix. It is KNOWN to be 100% reliable. But you could try yours.If you do keep us updated.

[HinduKushIndica]

i will certainly keep you all updated as thousands and thousands of potheads like you and me come here for help and it's important that we potheads have all the info we need when it comes to drug testing.

[ldg420]

In my opinion it's not worth taking a risk use Quickfix 4.0, the only way to be 100%sure!

[jeffman]

I know someone who used #1 and had great results. The only problem is He forgot too clip the the business end of the tube and had He not had a key chain knife He would had to try bite it open. Make sure You pinch the tube because He said some came out all over the floor.

And yes QF 4.0 is the bomb!!!

Good Luck....:thumbsup:

Still Winston

[Piid]

i've been smoking chronic for about a month, i have not smoked for about 1 week. i have a urine test next wed. i always drink a ton of water (1-2 liters a day) because it naturally energizes me and makes me feel healthy.

i have the "test-in Duz'z it" 32 oz fruit punch drink which advises me to take 1 1/2 hours before the test along with "crisis tablets." i do not have these tablets. should i get them or is that a waste of money? i plan on drinking gallons of water each day until then.

should i go to GNC and buy creatine tablets? i already have B-1 vitamins. i plan on taking 1 or 2 b-1 tablets the day of so my piss will be yellow. what do you think my best plan of action would be?

i've been smoking pot for 12 years and i know my fellow potheads can help me out.

what you need to do is drink more than 1-2 litres thats not so much! and go out for a run try to sweat as much as possible and work out and so on and get really drunk on beer lots of beer a few days before the test that will really clean you out i promise!!

[Iguana]

what you need to do is drink more than 1-2 litres thats not so much! and go out for a run try to sweat as much as possible and work out and so on and get really drunk on beer lots of beer a few days before the test that will really clean you out i promise!!


There isn't really any "Cleaning out". Ready the dilution sticky.

[HinduKushIndica]

Good News/Bad News regarding Quick Fix 4.0. The heat pad got activated in the mail (it is activated simply by shaking it) but luckily I had a back up plan and was able to use that sticky heat pad to do the job.

I went into this hospital for a full physical. hearing test, check up, cough check, seeing test, piss test, lifting test, ect. I went in there at 8am and got out at NOON. 4 hours! Waiting for the Doctor probably took an hour and a half between the time in the waiting room and the time in the room.

First, I took my piss test. I walked into the room and quietly untaped the bottle of quick fix 4.0 from my leg and poured it into the cup. When I initially tried to pull the bottle out of the electrical tape around my leg, fake piss went all over the place. Luckily, I had enough left over to fill up the cup to meet their satisfaction. I talked up the nurse, Mary, through all of the tests (hearing, seeing, piss, ect.) and asked her what the doctor was going to check for. She told me he would check my balls, aka the ole cough test. I knew I had an empty plastic bottle taped around my leg with a heat pad attached to it so I told Mary that I had to make a phone call real quick. I went to the car and cut the tape with a knife and left the bottle and everything in the Caddy. I then went back in and finished the check up.

I received a call earlier in the week saying that i got the job! Just make sure you have a back up plan if your heating pad is no good.

[jeffman]

Congrats....:thumbsup:

[slavetopot]

I received a call earlier in the week saying that i got the job! Just make sure you have a back up plan if your heating pad is no good. :postgood:


He is so right about the back up plan, I get radons and I always have a box of QF ready to go. I have to drive to this place to get the test done, I drop by my house, all my things ready to roll, go and give them my sample and all is well. SUBBING ROCKS :woohoo: