THE BEST JOKE IN THE WORLD!!!!!!

[GHoSToKeR]

How many penguins does it take to screw in a lightbulb?




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None.. Alligators can't fly!!!!!!!!!!

[Ammie]

oh snap! silly ass :p

[Frost.]

does that joke make sense?

it is a stupid joke.

[Reefer Rogue]

lmfao :D it made no sence but however it was amusing to the x-treme...
that probably insnt funny if i wasnt stoned off my posterior. :cool:

[ermitonto]

How many electricians does it take to screw in a light bulb?







































Depends on how many you can fit inside it.

[Hektik]

How many faggots does it take to screw in a lightbulb?















1, but it takes the whole medical staff to get it out.

[Encatuse]

hahahah

Hektk's was the only funny one. :S Nothin personal.

[sToNeDpEnGuIn420]

haha i love penguins! haha :D lol

[chrace]

i dont understand any of these jokes

[ermitonto]

My joke involved the reinterpretation of the verb "to screw" as not referring to the twisting in of the light bulb but rather to sexual activities, which gives you the absurd mental picture of trying to squeeze electricians inside a light bulb (which would have to be quite large) for the purpose of engaging in sexual activities, causing the recipient of the joke to experience awe at my comical genius and emit a series of vocalizations signifying amusement.

[GHoSToKeR]

my joke meant this:

"dfnhfuio3nr923ufse90fojwenjkftrnjkbvnjkgnw34jkt"

which is German for "dfnhfuio3nr923ufse90fojwenjkftrnjkbvnjkgnw34jkt".

[Sensi Super Skunk]

my joke meant this:

"dfnhfuio3nr923ufse90fojwenjkftrnjkbvnjkgnw34jkt"

which is German for "dfnhfuio3nr923ufse90fojwenjkftrnjkbvnjkgnw34jkt".
I still don't get it. Explain it.

[GHoSToKeR]

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it made no sence but however it was amusing to the x-treme...
that probably insnt funny if i wasnt stoned off my posterior. :cool:

[ermitonto]

You have to understand that GHoSToKeR's joke is funny because it starts out like something you would expect to make sense, but by the time you get to the end a bunch of chimpanzees in clown suits are stabbing nuns with switchblades.

[GHoSToKeR]

a bunch of chimpanzees in clown suits are stabbing nuns with switchblades.
Quite a common occurance, I believe. Those pesky chimps.