Gettn' slapped

[MiNdYoU]

alright, before i went to work i went over to my friends apartment and had a smoke, was properly wrecked, showed up to work and watched the second half of friday(great movie), besides the point, after this movie i was bullshitting with this girl who also works there and this other guy( who as of recently i was cool with) comes up and makes it all serious and asks her "do you want me to slap him?" im stoned and like wtf? so i get slapped(when he's being serious) and then he says he joking, so i slap his bitch ass back, and there like youre trippin out, saying its a miscommunication, (im ready to throw down by this point because it pissed me off) his joking with me is slapping me in front of a female?, f that, like im not going to slap back, what the hell do you guys think, is this a fucked up situation or was i just high and stupid? should i have crippled his ass or not? maybe if i wasn't high the situation would have never arrived?

[Frost.]

I don't get the part where he walks up and asks if she wants him to slap you. What did you do?

[Bel Acres]

If he was just being playful you shouldn't lay his ass out, but he was still a dick to slap you.

I get really pissed off too when people do things like that, right disrespectful, it is.

[Sensi Super Skunk]

Me: Hahaha, cool man, but what you do that for? WHHHAAAMM!!!
Him: On the floor........unconscious.

[Climbing High]

i agree with skunk. you should have leveled his ass

[KennabisCranium]

to me, it's a little surprising you even got to ask what to do.




I would've definitely beat him bad and then curb his fuckin' mouth. (please don't tell me you don't know what "curb" means. but just in case you don't, to curb someone is when you've already beaten up pretty good so far and they're just about knocked out, so you lay 'em down in the street and put their mouth on the curb like they are biting it and you kick the back of their fuckin head with everything you got so all their fuckin teeth get knocked out of their fuckin skull.)

that's what i woulda done.

[IonMyke]

^ e-thuggin

[Encatuse]

to me, it's a little surprising you even got to ask what to do.




I would've definitely beat him bad and then curb his fuckin' mouth. (please don't tell me you don't know what "curb" means. but just in case you don't, to curb someone is when you've already beaten up pretty good so far and they're just about knocked out, so you lay 'em down in the street and put their mouth on the curb like they are biting it and you kick the back of their fuckin head with everything you got so all their fuckin teeth get knocked out of their fuckin skull.)

that's what i woulda done.

You'd have curbed him for slapping you? Jesus, I hope when you try to do that the guy has a gun and blows your face away.

[Trace Evidence]

^going a lil american history X are we

[Encatuse]

^.^ I just think it's lame as fuck to knock a man's teeth down his throat for being a little bitch. Knock him out, sure, but curbing?

[Not Enough Herb]

lmao. i dont get it how he asked if u should have gotten slapped? like wtf how many retards ask if they can slap u.

dont take shit man. sum kid out of nowhere slapped me in school in the face. so i gave him the hardest back hand to the head. he was like wtf (with the sad eyes i felt like i hit a small dog with a newspaper) the kid hasnt touched me since lol

just show that fuckhead whos boss and he wont do stupid shit like that nemore. and right infront of a chick o man that sucks

later

[MiNdYoU]

now, would race change the matter at hand, white black, black white, maybe the girl was white or black. I know this may change the minds of few, as for mine, if any color or race person slapped me i would slap him back, equally fare to all.
off subject, but i just chiefed w/ this indian(as from india) guy from work, he said all he had ever smoked before was bhang(grinded up leaves and then dried in the sun) in his country many years ago,"whoo hoo man, im cooool" is what he says when hes stoned, he was so confused on pot, ganja, marijuana, he thought they were all different things, hard to explain now because im quite high

[Buck268]

What the fuck dude? Somebody comes up and slaps me they ain't gettin out of there without a solid smack-back :p

...I hate it when I sound like I'm trying to be hard, but I'm just being honest... I mean, I guess I don't need to try, or something :p

[Encatuse]

Once I was at a party and this kid ((who I could take if needed.. he was like.. half the size of me)) wouldn't get out of my chair. ((MY chair! lol.. I was high and drunk so when I got up to get another shot I expected my fucking chair back)) Well, the kid who took it used to make fun of me, and I told him to get up. He was like "do something about it. Don't just be a little bitch" I was like "Fine. Ill just be a little bitch AND do something about it" so I backhanded him. lol. Then I just picked him up and moved him while he was flailing around. He came back and I was just relaxing in the chair and was like "okay fucking move" so i tossed my beer at him and he just went around telling everyone what a bitch I was for slapping him. But seeing as I was blacking in and out, I didn't care much at all.

BTW - I woke up with marker on my face along the lines of "IM A PUSSY BITCH" or something and a penis was drawn on my neck. lol. It was so worth it for the only comfy recliner there.

[radefactor]

You were high, if he's never been a little bitch to you before you musta done or said something that you wouldnt usually say while sober so he slapped you for it. Plain and simple, no other explanation seeing as how you said you were cool with this guy up till the first time u were around him while stoned. Get over it, apologize if he says it really was all a joke and you misunderstood, then move on. Dont see how this is a big deal at all, or why some asshole said they'd wanna knock the guys teeth out on a curb just because he slapped you once in the face. Talk about anger management issues and the need for mental therapy classes...
later-radefactor

[Not Enough Herb]

lmao nice

later

[sugarmagnolia]

wow that curbing post is pretty fucking sick. what are u a fucking mobster or something.... mkayyyy... right.

man everyone is so violent sounding all of a sudden. if someone slaps u don't slap em back. man don't even believe in a god yet I know that old saying turn the other cheek. just gotta chill. smoke weed. no actually if ur a violent person stop smoking. weed should only be for those who are at least enlightened enough to destroy violent urges.

[narkotic]

hahahaha
that was funny. people fuck with me all the time.
u did the right thing.

if nobody hits him back, how will he learn? huh.

[narkotic]

You'd have curbed him for slapping you? Jesus, I hope when you try to do that the guy has a gun and blows your face away.


amen. hahaha
ur a good guy encatuse:)

[Buck268]

How do you figure anyone has the right to slap somebody else? Somebody hits me I hit them back. Pure an simple... Whats so wrong about that? Its just keeping people off my back.

[sugarmagnolia]

buck i have a quote for u:

"An eye for eye only ends up making the whole world blind."-Ghandi

there are many ways to keep people off your back without giving them a hump while doing so.

[KennabisCranium]

encutuse suck my cock you little fuckin queer. your mother's a complete failure at raising decent human beings. get a gun to blow my head off? you aint got the balls you little scum bag. fuck you and everything you believe in. I live in Boulder Colorado and I work as a doorman at the only strip club in town, you aint got the balls to ever show up you fuckin piece of dirt, your children deserve to die horrible deaths you piece of shit.

[MiNdYoU]

encutuse suck my cock you little fuckin queer. your mother's a complete failure at raising decent human beings. get a gun to blow my head off? you aint got the balls you little scum bag. fuck you and everything you believe in. I live in Boulder Colorado and I work as a doorman at the only strip club in town, you aint got the balls to ever show up you fuckin piece of dirt, your children deserve to die horrible deaths you piece of shit.

wow man, take a hit and a shit cause u sound constipated

[robert42]

Encatuase that story made me laught i lvoe drawiing on ppl whilst hey sleep :D

oh and kennabis u lil kid man why u cumin and startin shit he didnt say 2 u so shutthe fuck up. i hope nothin u sed 2 him ever happens to u. wt kinda life u gna live talkin like that man. INCREASE THE PEACEEEEE

[Encatuse]

encutuse suck my cock you little fuckin queer. your mother's a complete failure at raising decent human beings. get a gun to blow my head off? you aint got the balls you little scum bag. fuck you and everything you believe in. I live in Boulder Colorado and I work as a doorman at the only strip club in town, you aint got the balls to ever show up you fuckin piece of dirt, your children deserve to die horrible deaths you piece of shit.

funniest.post.ever. ((next to a few of poorman3's))

P.S. Sorry, no can do about the cock suck thing. I only suck em when they're bigger then 4 inches. How do I know that yours isn't? When men have tiny penises, they often get ultra-violent to compensate. Obviously the case with you. And as to the I dont have the balls to shoot you... hahahahah Man, I wouldn't shoot someone unless they shot my momma.

[slipnslide087]

yeah kennabis...just shut the fuck up.

[Encatuse]

Thanks slipn. ^.^

lol. Some people just like to talk so much shit online.

okay okay.. I love talking shit online. hahah

[slipnslide087]

dude, if your going to talk shit, online is the fucking place to be. next time anyone here feels like they need to talk shit, just sign on bitches!

[sawleaf]

Maybe KennabisCranium, got so upset about his little cock and roid'raged on his computer. Threatening people online is about the most pathetic thing you can do. :rolleyes:

[KennabisCranium]

first off robert42 this had nothing to do with you and YES he did say something directly towards me, read back a little you ignorant fuck, next encatuse, your mother is a whore so fuck you, you're the small dick violent cocksucker. I didn't say a fuckin thing to you and you talk about shooting my head off. and no you don't have the balls to shoot anybody you little piece of shit of life. and mindyou, fuck you too, I never said a fucking thing about you. this all started when some twirp got bitch slapped and asked what to do about it on a stoner message board (does anyone but me see the lameness in that?) so I jokingly responded with curbing being a course of action to consider, and encatuse responds by saying I should have my head shot off. once again, encatuse your mother is a whore who sucks horse cock for beer money. and fuck you sawleaf, what are you about 15 you little shit. I've already declared where I live and work and I'll even post my name and ANY of you little pieces of shit may show up (but none of you will) but please return the favor and tell me where you live and work if you would like for me to show up and introduce myself to you.

[Encatuse]

KennabisCranium:
-blows kisses- Cool it sweetie, your aneurysm is about to burst.

[Not Enough Herb]

guys im gonna b like kennibas watch this

u guys r fags and u have small dicks and i suck dick for bus money and walk home

and that was my impression of kennibas

later

[sugarmagnolia]

well curbing is sort of a sick thing. were u joking or not? it just is one of those things things that is very bad thing to support. ok lets end this fight.

[Encatuse]

My phone number is: (402) 444-5666
My address is: 505 S 15th St; Omaha NE 68102
My work number is: (402) 444-5115 ((ask for me by name: Paul Kratz))
My work address is: 1819 Farnam St; Suite 804; Omaha NE 68183

[slipnslide087]

i dont think you would really stop by if i did. your a fucking idiot. damn man. putting stuff like that online probably isnt a good idea. but maybe now kennabis will shut the fuck up. your full of shit, you know you wont show up anywhere, so again....seriously consider just shutting the fuck up!

[Encatuse]

Naw. I just pulled a page from HHJ's book and put all the information for the local police station. And Paul Kratz is our chief of police.

My names ERNIE.

[sToNeDpEnGuIn420]

Aahaha this was an awsome thread im so baked lol i cant even rembeer what th thread was about lol all i knbow is kennabis is a fucking loser and encatuse once again kicks ass haha rock on \m/

[MiNdYoU]

maybe this post has no relevance,
maybe i got bitch slapped over the internet, f u all, i hate the world
('Bitch slaps one self over the internet')
cries because im a faggot pussy
thats right, a faggot pussy

[XTC]

encutuse suck my cock you little fuckin queer. your mother's a complete failure at raising decent human beings. get a gun to blow my head off? you aint got the balls you little scum bag. fuck you and everything you believe in. I live in Boulder Colorado and I work as a doorman at the only strip club in town, you aint got the balls to ever show up you fuckin piece of dirt, your children deserve to die horrible deaths you piece of shit.

Kennabis, you need stress management. I mean if you would kill someone for slapping you, I cant even imagine what you would do if someone stold something from you? Kill their Family? Idk, I hope not. And I am sure En was just cracking a joke. And was it really needed to put where you work? I didnt get that part oh Well. I did a wake and bake. And wow you wish his children death. Man I really hope no one ever cuts you off in traffic. Chill the Hell dude. Damn mental case.

[slipnslide087]

"Damn mental case." - QUOTE - XTC

fuckin right man. i second that notion.

[sugarmagnolia]

oh yeah and I just wanted to add to the kannibus bashing. man u got a fuckign shitty job. U probably like working at that gay strip bar man. U can look at all those guys and think about their children. And man no nobody is actually intimidated by u. this is the fucking internet. I can't trust that u work as a uhmmm.... doorman. oops I'm sorry, bouncer.

[sawleaf]

first off robert42 this had nothing to do with you and YES he did say something directly towards me, read back a little you ignorant fuck, next encatuse, your mother is a whore so fuck you, you're the small dick violent cocksucker. I didn't say a fuckin thing to you and you talk about shooting my head off. and no you don't have the balls to shoot anybody you little piece of shit of life. and mindyou, fuck you too, I never said a fucking thing about you. this all started when some twirp got bitch slapped and asked what to do about it on a stoner message board (does anyone but me see the lameness in that?) so I jokingly responded with curbing being a course of action to consider, and encatuse responds by saying I should have my head shot off. once again, encatuse your mother is a whore who sucks horse cock for beer money. and fuck you sawleaf, what are you about 15 you little shit. I've already declared where I live and work and I'll even post my name and ANY of you little pieces of shit may show up (but none of you will) but please return the favor and tell me where you live and work if you would like for me to show up and introduce myself to you.

No, I'm not 15, are you? I'd guess you were by your posts. Are you even capable of posting without the word "fuck". You probably can't. Of course none of us are going to show up. Why would we waste money and time to go kick your ass, what would we gain by that? Nobody would even believe it if we posted about it afterwards. Here's the funny thing tough guy, everyone here is laughing at you, but you are probably shitting in your pants with fury. Your insults are jokes and nobody here can honestly take you seriously, we are all laughing too hard. If your original post wasn't serious you should've said so. But you can't seem to keep your cool, you're like the damn Hulk. Go smash your kitchen up and imagine you are kicking everyone's ass. Please post back and don't forget the multiple F-words! Everyone is looking forward to it. Don't disappoint us. ;)

[Encatuse]

lol. thanks all. ^.^ You guys rock.

And sawleaf:
this quote was just too damn true

"Here's the funny thing tough guy, everyone here is laughing at you, but you are probably shitting in your pants with fury"

[Hektik]

i hate fucks who try and act all tuff and hard and shit around females.

[sawleaf]

Looks like KennbisCranium, gave the hell up. Or maybe he knocked himself out on a steroid rage. :)

[slipnslide087]

maybe hes dead.

[Dick Justice]

Maybe he talked shit to the wrong guy and got curbed!

[slipnslide087]

and maybe hes dead.

[Dick Justice]

... dead on a curb somewhere.

[sawleaf]

Hey... maybe he's dead.

[Dick Justice]

Well, I'm sure the strip club he bounces will mourn his loss.

RIP dickface.

[Encatuse]

-laughs-

[mysteria]

Hey Kenny, maybe he was joking also.
Either way you're kind of a fucking idiot.

[JSTA]

LOL, wow, what a fuckin loser. Who goes to the internet (a stoner board nonetheless) and talks shit? Chill out main.

[slipnslide087]

he wont read any of this if hes dead

[Edgar]

All i have to say is, KennabisCranium is a Fucktard. Yeah thats right, a fucking retard! I doubt they let 14 year old fucktards bounce at strip clubs.

[Mexicanhomeboy]

just let it go u guys, back to the slapping, ill slap someone (usually smaller kids) when they act stupid without a reason, sometimes it just feels better to smack someone acting stupid, not funny stupid but plain stupid, i hate it when someone doesnt think ill slap them, theyll be far away from me and say sumthing retarded, usually sum racist shit, so i say, say it in front of my face so i can slap u wen u say it, and the retard usually gets up in my face, so they get slapped and then they go, come on man i was just kidding, i wasnt

[Dick Justice]

Once a kid threw BBQ chicken on my shirt, so I punched him in the face. There were teachers everywhere, and I wished I'd only slapped him.

[RIP ODB]

Where you from Mex Homeboy?

[SmoKa]

lol this thread has been a wonderful read. People like KennabisCranium arent worth the time or effort. He will be ruffing around acting all butch and tough n shit... talking about how he would curb someone or shoot someone. Chances are he is about 13 years of age... has yeilded a few penile hairs and thinks hes hot shit. Never fired a gun in his life and lives in some big city which by his logic makes him a "Badass". People like him... get what they have coming. Be it a knife.. gun.. or severe beating.. it is coming without a doubt. Grow up... put down the fake mask and become the real person you are.... truely pathetic... KennabisCranium you are the type of person that ruins our world. Yes we all have dissagreements but... to curb or kill someone... doesnt solve shit. Someday when your all growed up youll understand.... or youll be dead first.. your choice.

[Not Enough Herb]

^i think kennibas just got schooled beyond schoolage

and he hasnt said nething for a long time either

maybe sumone did curb him?

anyways..worst thread ever

later