Blood,Sweat & Tears ,if only there was Beers

[irish_tobacco]

*newbie alert* :thumbsup:

I have read a lot of posts here regarding drug testing.
I have enjoyed the opinions shared,Mostly from Fakeboobsrule,aka an expert.

My questions may have been asked before so pls be patient :cool:

I used to smoke 30-40 cones a day until Aug 2007.I moved to central Australia into a dry indigenous community :mad: for my own good.I recently (Oct12-19th) smoked some pot(about 6-8grams over 1 week).10 days ago I ate a half a pot cookie :D all was well until I failed a urinalysis emit test.I stated I had "nurofen" (aka Ibuprofen) ,I have read expert/s advice on dilution etc etc my questions are :

Would I have a better chance passing a blood test or urinalysis based on my previous ingesting ?

How long does pot stay in blood after ingestion has ceased ?

Should I focus my 'cheating' on metamucil type drinks or high fiber diets ?

If fiber diets divert metabolites to faeces/feces should I use Soluble or insoluble fibers ?

Will antioxidants improve flushing or hinder results ?

If burning/exercising fat improves/lowers Cannabis metabolites does eating more fats ,dilute(ie say you have 100gr of fat increased to say 300gr does it dilute) or replace metabolites ?

Which tea should I use,I hear green tea is the best in general for health & cheating ?

My retest is on Mon/Tues.I really hope I pass somehow with drinking water & vitamin B on the day(dilution cheat method) !! I am not getting into the bad politics of our laws & discrimatory actions of our leaders,I'll just say I hope they ban alcohol,caffeine & tobacco for the hypocrites who site these laws :thumbsup:

Carpe diem anyway you see fit

[Phaze1]

hmm well in your case everyone will recomend subbing, if this test is for a job it should be unsupervised, but i dont know australian testing

[irish_tobacco]

Same standards & rule of thumb.Basically the nurse watches indirectly myself in a toilet cubicle.There is no washing of hands or undressing.I suppose I could substitute sample,Kinda hard seeing there is so many dope smokers :)
Thanks for advice

[THEDUKE87]

Im not exactly sure about how you would go about passing a blood test or how long it even stays in your blood. I do know that there are ways to pass a urinalysis. I am currently on probation for a possession charge and get weekly piss tests. The best method Ive found is to use Urinary Tract Infection pills by the name of AZO Standards and AZO Cranberries. On different occasions I have smoked the day before my test and still managed to pass using these pills.

What I did to pass:
-stop smoking from the time you find out you have a test
-take 4 AZO standards and 4 AZO cranberries night before your test before you go to bed
-take 4 AZO standards and 4 AZO cranberries morning of test(give yourself anywhere from 4-5 hours as it will make your urine lots of different colors)
-follow N2's sticky on dillution if you want to be cautious/ drink plenty of water, gatorade, and fluids

It has yet not to work for me.. Hope it helps..