Petrol Head?...

[RESiNATE]

Tanked Up: Banned For Drinking Petrol
A gas-gulping petrol addict has been banned from every petrol station in his home town for guzzling four star petrol straight from the pump.Brian Taylor has been sneaking onto forecourts and slashing pipes to get his fill of fuel and the toxic chemicals that give him a high.The 36-year-old has even been caught on security cameras sipping on his favourite tipple before breaking into a dance.

Police have said he has also been known to mix his drinks - having four star and diesel in the same binge.

But doctors say Taylor, of no fixed address, is risking wrecking his central nervous system, heart, liver, kidneys, lungs and bone marrow to get his fix.

Fed up with his fuelling around, magistrates have tried to cut Taylor's habit by issuing him with an anti-social behaviour order and have even banned him from carrying a petrol can in public.

A court in Teesside heard that Taylor, from Middlesborough, has swigged petrol from his local Asda 51 times and has cost the supermarket chain £6,000 in damage and loss of fuel.

When worried staff tried to stop him, he became aggressive and intimidating, magistrates heard.

Sergeant Brian Tams, of Cleveland Police, said: "He has become a nuisance and stinks of petrol. He's got a big problem with it and so do we."

I mean, has April 1st come early this year? :confused:

[slipnslide087]

HAHAHAHAHAHA nice

[sawleaf]

That can't be real. Can it???

[clevemire]

I would think drinking almost any considerable amount of gasoline would kill you. I've heard of huffing gasoline to get high, but never drinking it. I'm not sure if I believe this just yet...

[Bender]

LMAO I will stop him...any body got a match :D :D :D

[F L E S H]

Hmmm... I hope he doesn't smoke... lol

[robert42]

hey at least he never runs dry get it DRY lol
i know that was poor.

dam there crayz ppl in this world.

[Ammie]

hmmmmmmm :confused:

[Reefer Rogue]

his mother must be "ashamed"... but really reading that i thought it was some kind of fictional documentaries (lol is that an oxymoron?) about crazy deranged maniacs who get there fix in disturbing ways. and it has all these fat cats saying such bollox comments that isnt true at all lol. the petrol station said he caused £6,000 "damages and fuel lost" bull fucking shit man! theres no way you could drink £6000 worth of petrol without r.i.p'n and "damages" i laugh at that lol... :D he cut 1 pipe to get the oil thats hardly £6,000. anywho trenchtown rock is a pimp song :cool:

[dog420]

WTF, lmao what a nut case!!

Peace

[ermitonto]

They should just stop him from doing illegal things like stealing it. If he wants to continue to drink gasoline, I say let him chug away. If it doesn't kill him it'll at least keep the ladies away, thus preventing his genes from staying in the gene pool.

[Hektik]

thats crazy shit. I've huffed gas a long ass time ago before but never drank the shit. When cyphening someones tank sometimes i'd get a mouthfull and the shit is gross. that guy is hardcore

[RESiNATE]

They should just stop him from doing illegal things like stealing it. If he wants to continue to drink gasoline, I say let him chug away. If it doesn't kill him it'll at least keep the ladies away, thus preventing his genes from staying in the gene pool.
Very true, ermitonto :D

It was on the Yahoo home-page as a 'top story', but I must admit that I find it hard to believe...surely Whiskey is cheaper by volume?
Surely it would cause blisters in the mouth and throat!

Oh well, I suppose that I must invoke the warnings that I learnt from Sesame St...
"These are the people in your neighbourhood, in your neighbourhood, in your neighbourhooooo-od."
:D

[Dick Justice]

Hey, there are worse things to be addicted to.












Just kidding.

[sToNeDpEnGuIn420]

lol wow wtf, lol what kind of high would you get from drinking gasoline wtf thats so retarded i mean i love the smell of it but wtf drinking it? its for fucking cars man..gosh damn! lol

[Imotep]

its an outrage, the persecution of the addicted. he has a medical problem, not a legal one.
decrim petrol drinking i say.

[clevemire]

its an outrage, the persecution of the addicted. he has a medical problem, not a legal one.
decrim petrol drinking i say. Hey bud where ya been? Good to see ya still around.

[Buck268]

As long as he legally purchases all 'petrol' I don't see what the problem is... I mean, in theory, this is the land of the free, no? And as long as he buys his gas, not steal it, I don't understand why anybody has the right to force him to stop... Let nature do that.

[slipnslide087]

hes equivalent to a hermaphrodite plant in the cannabis gene pool/ i say let him do it, as long as he pays.......he will die eventually, just give it time.

[RESiNATE]

... as long as he buys his gas, not steal it, I don't understand why anybody has the right to force him to stop... Let nature do that.
true true...but hey, we live in a cotton-wool world - I'm waiting for the day that they discover that taking a really big dump can seriously damage the sphincter..then what?:eek:
lmfaooo

Diaorretics all round, i think lmao

I agree...as long as no one else is suffering as a result, let them do what the fuck they like - more fool them...unless he knows something that we don't :rolleyes:

..I wonder what consumption rates he's getting...and if it's 'four star' petrol..doesn't he have to conform to somekind of emissions testing!
His farts might be a contributary factor towards global-warming!

..still, I spose he could always eat a cat...:rolleyes: