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TallulahGreen
11-06-2007, 09:51 PM
Alright, I'm a bong girl. I just smoke out of my bong.

AND GUESS FUCKIN' WHAT?

SOme drunk FUCKER broke my bong! This is the 3rd and MOST BEAUTIFUL Bong of mine that has been broke.

I have NEVER broken a piece, NEVER. All of mine have been broken.

But this really is a sad sad thing, cause this was by far the most beautiful piece I have ever owned. I have yet to see one as cool and as great.


This drunk fucker was a friend of a friend, and a few days later he moved to Hawaii and said hes coming back.

So he left me with a freakin' SHERLOCK pipe..!!!

I have so many goddamned pipes, I don't want another pipe!

He said it cost him 250$, yeah fuckin' right, my ass. He got ripped off if he paid that much.

Anyway, R.I.P. my beautiful beautiful bong..

:( :( :(
cm8883
11-06-2007, 09:54 PM
Ahh, I'm sorry Tallulah, that thing is beautiful!
Metaphor
11-06-2007, 10:00 PM
thats musta been an awesome bong.
just outta curiosity do you have a picture of the new sherlock?
TallulahGreen
11-06-2007, 10:03 PM
thats musta been an awesome bong.
just outta curiosity do you have a picture of the new sherlock?

I can take pictures of the Sherlock when my camera battery is alive again..which hopefully will be soon.....

It was a nice bong.
Gundari
11-06-2007, 10:06 PM
That is a really pretty piece, was it a jerome baker?

looks alot like his style, coicidentally two friends of mine had similar ones diff color schemes one with a frog and the other with a skull where the flower is on yours. One of them got broken by someone else, and the other got siezed in a police raid (thankfully the raid wasnt on my friends place, was just the place he had happened to leave it the night before).
TallulahGreen
11-06-2007, 10:10 PM
That is a really pretty piece, was it a jerome baker?

looks alot like his style, coicidentally two friends of mine had similar ones diff color schemes one with a frog and the other with a skull where the flower is on yours. One of them got broken by someone else, and the other got siezed in a police raid (thankfully the raid wasnt on my friends place, was just the place he had happened to leave it the night before).

I'm pretty sure it's a local artist from around my area....so I don't think it is Jerome Baker unless hes from Oregon.

....I haven't seen any bongs like it before..:(

..and that sucks about the raid, raids SUCK.
Gundari
11-06-2007, 10:15 PM
ah, well your local artist was heavily influenced by mister baker then ^^.

once again, sorry to hear about that. Laying a nice piece to rest is never a fun thing, especially if you're not the one that did the killing.
TallulahGreen
11-06-2007, 10:19 PM
I'm pretty sure it's a local artist from around my area....so I don't think it is Jerome Baker unless hes from Oregon.

....I haven't seen any bongs like it before..:(

..and that sucks about the raid, raids SUCK.

So oddly enough I just looked up Jerome Baker...found his myspace on google..
...and the Sherlock I was given was made by someone in his top friends. Who is from around here....who is a sick dude.

..and hes from Haiku Maui? I have a lot of friends that are from there that live here part of the year...and there part of the year...so it is possible that some of his stuff made it's way here..

It very well could have been a Jerome Baker...dammnit.
NextLineIsMine
11-06-2007, 10:29 PM
I know this doesn't help your grieving process and will only compound your misery but that is a fucking awesome bong my dear.... sorry
Wolfwood
11-06-2007, 11:09 PM
Just be happy you even had a bong. I've never had a real piece. I smoke out of homemade stuff and joints by myself. I've only smoked out of other people's pieces.
TallulahGreen
11-06-2007, 11:15 PM
I think it was a Jerome Baker the more I find out about him.

I guess he actually did have a shop in Oregon and blew glass around here.

...and looking at pieces he did...makes me think even more that it's him..cause I have never seen anyone do that...

I'm stoked now cause that means I may find one similar to it if I'm lucky.

Thanks dude.
Squiggle
11-06-2007, 11:40 PM
Post some pics of the carnage that took place in this story?(The sharded remains of the bong?)
TallulahGreen
11-07-2007, 12:00 AM
YOu want to see my broken bong? Alright...maybe one of these days..it's quite sad though....
TX Girl
11-07-2007, 01:21 AM
That is a sad tale, Tallulah. :(
May your piece rest in peace
Dmo18
11-07-2007, 01:43 AM
wow man that is a pretty bong. i wouldnt let any of my friends even touch it.

im in the same boat as you, never broken a piece of mine, but my friends have.. NO respect ...fuckers
JstUseDaBong
11-07-2007, 05:27 AM
what a bummer...you can do what i did though...

My buddies girlfriend broke his bong so i got a empty bottle of grey goose and used a glass drill bit and drilled a hole in it and put a slider and a bowl and made him a really cool homemade bong :jointsmile:
Reefer Rogue
11-07-2007, 08:52 AM
That's a terrible shame, i feel for you. :(
FlyGuyOU
11-08-2007, 06:16 PM
u'all are talkin about the pretty bong but where's the love for the pretty lady???

that looks like it was a sweet pipe? do you still have the tube? cuzz you can make a steamroller outta it hopefully. *I had a bong kinda like that only it had a sun instead of a flower and it broke, but we sanded the jagged glass and made a roller outta her.