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cannabis campbell
11-06-2007, 05:54 PM
This is it one of the most favourite stoner movies starring Dave Chappelle! hilarious movie definately worth the watch if you havent seen it then go watch it NOW.


After Kenny accidentaly kills a cop's diabetic horse by feeding it the food he purchased from a munchie run, he is put in jail and is given a 1 million dollar bail. The rest of the group must bail Kenny out before Nasty Nate gets to him. The group decides to sell marijuana that Thurgood gets through his job as a janitor at a pharmaceutical lab. They become pals with rap star Sir Smoke-A-Lot and the rivals of dealer Samson Simpson. On the side, Thurgood seeks the love of Mary Jane, an anti-pot daughter of a dealer. What follows is typical pothead behaviour with a ton of cameos.

CLICK HERE TO WATCH (http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=8176028987065572404)

ToDrunkToFish
11-06-2007, 06:23 PM
Fuck yea.

Bitch! You know what I want! Hahahahaha! I wanna talk to Samson! Fly me to the moon like that bitch Alice Kramden! 'Cause it's hard being black and gifted! Sometimes I wanna throw it all down and get lifted!

ToDrunkToFish
11-06-2007, 06:24 PM
Oh, and everytime I bust out laughing at this part. Even if it has been 100 times now.

Scarface: I got it! Why don't we sell that weed that we smoked earlier!
Thurgood Jenkins: We suggested that already!
Scarface: For real, B?
[Phone beeps go off in Scarface's head]
Voice: Marijuana affects the memory.

cannabis campbell
11-08-2007, 01:57 AM
Wow looks like only one person likes half baked on the website..

what a shame :(

Dutch Pimp
11-08-2007, 03:52 PM
I watched Half Baked last night for the first time.

It's not funny, it's pathetic.

Its a Plant
11-08-2007, 04:08 PM
Haha well call me pathetic then...

"OOoooOOoo mother fucker said ICE CREAM!"

I'm curious to know what movies you DO find funny if Half Baked didn't do it for ya. :jointsmile:

cannabis campbell
11-08-2007, 06:35 PM
LOL yes so am I ^

geonagual
11-08-2007, 06:38 PM
Great Movie...I think I have seen it about 10 times..Dave Chapelle is friggin hilarious in that movie..

I cant wait till the new Harold and Kumar come out..I love stupid stoner movies..

Dutch Pimp
11-08-2007, 07:28 PM
Sorry guys...let me try it again...under idea conditions....tonight.....:stoned:

I think the problem is Dave Chapelle, just not funny, to me. He's not a Richard Prior or Eddy Murphy class act.

brad1028
11-08-2007, 07:45 PM
My favorite part is when they meet Sampson and Thurgood is like "If I wasn't from Jamaica, then why would I be wearing this hat?" That always makes me laugh. It was on TV last night on FUSE, but so much of it was censored.

Dutch Pimp
11-08-2007, 09:29 PM
It was on TV last night on FUSE, but so much of it was censored.

now I know what the problem is

KingsBlend420
11-09-2007, 05:12 PM
it's sooo good

sd6515
11-09-2007, 05:40 PM
I love it, Jim Breuer is great I love his show on Sirius talking about "getting relaxed" and going to a couple of the old whiffle ball tourneys he set up and talking about tokin up and shit after and then everyone getting stoned out of there mind just a great great time. Breuer is the shit

LongIsland420
11-09-2007, 06:28 PM
i wanna talk to samson

thats my code for i need bud

MadSativa
11-09-2007, 10:37 PM
Sorry guys...let me try it again...under idea conditions....tonight.....:stoned:

I think the problem is Dave Chapelle, just not funny, to me. He's not a Richard Prior or Eddy Murphy class act.

...................hahahaha, blahahaha,....."Charlie Murphy!" Dave Chapell is da shit

cannabis campbell
11-10-2007, 02:33 AM
Hey madsativa dont know if you have seen this before but if you love dave chappelle then check out this website with all his comedy sketches, well most of them on, ive seen them all and they are absolutely fucking hilarious!!!

Comedy Central: Shows - Chappelle's Show (http://www.comedycentral.com/shows/chappelles_show/index.jhtml)

especially the one with ron jeremy in :D

MadSativa
11-11-2007, 06:49 AM
Hey madsativa dont know if you have seen this before but if you love dave chappelle then check out this website with all his comedy sketches, well most of them on, ive seen them all and they are absolutely fucking hilarious!!!

Comedy Central: Shows - Chappelle's Show (http://www.comedycentral.com/shows/chappelles_show/index.jhtml)

especially the one with ron jeremy in :D

yah that ones cool, my fav though are the charlie murphy stories, I know some pepole who saw some of that shit happen. And on Euntourage they talk about charlie murphy fighting with Rick James. It is so freakin funny that all those stories are true.

Nightrafe
11-11-2007, 12:22 PM
Saw it last year, great movie. Like most of the stoner movies are :stoned: