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20dollarholla
11-05-2007, 12:21 AM
So for real how many guys here enjoy eating pussy? I know some of you guys do it just to please the lil lady, but how many enjoy doing it?
Personaly I love it (if the kitty is taken care of). I love to make women squeal like lil school girls sqirming all over the bed then bam I get kicked to the side their legs go closed and they let out a hellacious scream. This turns me on like no other.
couch-potato
11-05-2007, 12:29 AM
*Raises hand as seen in avatar picture*
trynagethigh
11-05-2007, 01:52 AM
oh yeah most definitely:thumbsup::thumbsup:...LOL. If it smells like cologne leave it alone, if it smells like fish eat all you wish...J/K
Frickr
11-05-2007, 02:13 AM
depends on the pussy. if its nice, well groomed, and clean. then i love it like none other. if its stubbly and got pimples all over then i will just take a look and say no. i had an ex give me a bloody nose while eatin her out. started thrusting her hips, and boom, blood all over the bed... the new girl doesnt like that kind of stuff though, really shy about her body.. its dissapointing, because its the nicest puss ive ever seen. not to mention one of the tightest.
20dollarholla
11-05-2007, 04:51 AM
depends on the pussy. if its nice, well groomed, and clean. then i love it like none other. if its stubbly and got pimples all over then i will just take a look and say no. i had an ex give me a bloody nose while eatin her out. started thrusting her hips, and boom, blood all over the bed... the new girl doesnt like that kind of stuff though, really shy about her body.. its dissapointing, because its the nicest puss ive ever seen. not to mention one of the tightest.
Sorry bout your nose bro, comes with the territorry
Zcomp
11-05-2007, 04:53 AM
I too enjoy listening to my lady squeal. It's by far the biggest turn on for me.
illnillinois
11-05-2007, 04:56 AM
I am a HUGE fan of the pussy. Its super sexy "well should be, sometimes not" i love to use my ring and middle fingers to rub the g spot while using my thumb and tongue to work the clit..
20dollarholla
11-05-2007, 09:56 AM
I am a HUGE fan of the pussy. Its super sexy "well should be, sometimes not" i love to use my ring and middle fingers to rub the g spot while using my thumb and tongue to work the clit..
This guy knows how its done!!!!
slipknotpsycho
11-05-2007, 10:15 AM
anyone like a lil salt and pepper on theirs? perhaps a touch of tobasco?
cm8883
11-05-2007, 10:22 AM
anyone like a lil salt and pepper on theirs? perhaps a touch of tobasco?
Ouch! :D
TheDefiler
11-05-2007, 04:39 PM
I am a HUGE fan of the pussy. Its super sexy "well should be, sometimes not" i love to use my ring and middle fingers to rub the g spot while using my thumb and tongue to work the clit..
Ya i've seen this technique used several times usually with awesome results! Definitly gonna try it out when i get a chance. ;-)
Psycho4Bud
11-05-2007, 06:49 PM
Food Groups
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Fruits
Meat, Poultry, Fish, Beans, Eggs, Nuts
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Vegetables
Pussy:D
The Surgeon General has determined that every male should have one serving a day to promote a strong bone.:thumbsup:
Have a good one!:jointsmile:
dragonrider
11-05-2007, 07:11 PM
It's the best! All the screaming and thrashing!
While you're down there, stroke the inner thighs, kiss arond the mound, then plant a nice wet kiss right on the clit. Run your tongue up and down the grroove, flick the clit a few times with your tongue, pull the inner labia with your lips, and suck the clit and hood between your lips. Then spread her open with your fingers and go crazy down there on the clit and hood with the tip of your tongue. Watch her stomach and tits heave up and down and listen to her squeal! If she clamps her legs shut, leave them clamped, push them up so her knees are on her chest and her pussy is exposed and give it a few more quick swipes with your tongue! No mercy!
Psycho4Bud
11-05-2007, 07:16 PM
Be sure to have the right tools for the job also. :D
Have a good one!:jointsmile:
Hilder420
11-05-2007, 07:35 PM
It's the best! All the screaming and thrashing!
While you're down there, stroke the inner thighs, kiss arond the mound, then plant a nice wet kiss right on the clit. Run your tongue up and down the grroove, flick the clit a few times with your tongue, pull the inner labia with your lips, and suck the clit and hood between your lips. Then spread her open with your fingers and go crazy down there on the clit and hood with the tip of your tongue. Watch her stomach and tits heave up and down and listen to her squeal! If she clamps her legs shut, leave them clamped, push them up so her knees are on her chest and her pussy is exposed and give it a few more quick swipes with your tongue! No mercy!
BRAVO!!!!! :jointsmile:
Fellas, you gotta think about complementing your techniques with one of those little clit vibrators. When you do there's a pretty decent chance your woman will experience her "squirting side".
Oh yeah, to answer the question posed here: yes I do enjoy goin' down, and I try to get my daily serving or two. Gotta keep healthy, ya know?
stinkyattic
11-05-2007, 07:48 PM
Fellas, you gotta think about complementing your techniques with one of those little clit vibrators. When you do there's a pretty decent chance your woman will experience her "squirting side".This is the SECOND time in the last 12 hours I have heard this, and it also happens to be the second time in my LIFE I've heard it... what's the deal?
You got one of those things too?
Sheesh canncom is like a bunch of professional tongues for hire here lately!
dragonrider
11-05-2007, 08:00 PM
Sheesh canncom is like a bunch of professional tongues for hire here lately!
Have tongue. Will travel.
stickyicky07
11-05-2007, 08:15 PM
ok here is how much i love to eat the pink sweetness
i love to do it so much there are many many times that i will go downtown on the girlfriend without wanting anything in return. I always know when she is about to juice one because 1 hand is pulling my hair the other is spreading her lips and she squeezes her thighs on my head so hard i think its gonna pop off.
amoskiller
11-05-2007, 08:22 PM
One time, just to see her reaction, I started sucking on a Hall's mentholated cough drop before I started to go to work on my girl friend's cooch. Used the dissolving drop in much the same way I suppose one would use their tongue stud if pierced, except instead of a metallic sensation it must have been more akin to a mild vaporub like sensation.
Anyway, she seemed to really enjoy it.
This is the SECOND time in the last 12 hours I have heard this, and it also happens to be the second time in my LIFE I've heard it... what's the deal?
You got one of those things too?
Sheesh canncom is like a bunch of professional tongues for hire here lately!
Yeah, no kidding?! They are fun for adventurous adults!
So yes, I did buy one but right now it's out of town traveling with my gal... it will be home tomorrow afternoon.
I went to the adult store before her last birthday and picked up this little toy after she and I did some window shopping together. It's a small device that is made of a semi-flexible rubber material and powered by a single AA battery.
When combined with foreplay and the right mood, it produces pleasures that many women have never experienced. My GF had never squirted before, be she has now! It takes a relaxed mental state and intimacy, but it has worked a number of times since...
So if that qualifies me as a professional tongue I'll take that as a compliment, but I'm not for hire, rent, or lease. :D
cm8883
11-05-2007, 09:04 PM
This thread is making me horny as hell :s2:
420MissHighTimes420
11-05-2007, 09:15 PM
It's the best! All the screaming and thrashing!
While you're down there, stroke the inner thighs, kiss arond the mound, then plant a nice wet kiss right on the clit. Run your tongue up and down the grroove, flick the clit a few times with your tongue, pull the inner labia with your lips, and suck the clit and hood between your lips. Then spread her open with your fingers and go crazy down there on the clit and hood with the tip of your tongue. Watch her stomach and tits heave up and down and listen to her squeal! If she clamps her legs shut, leave them clamped, push them up so her knees are on her chest and her pussy is exposed and give it a few more quick swipes with your tongue! No mercy!
thanks im offically horny
TheDefiler
11-06-2007, 01:20 PM
Sheesh canncom is like a bunch of professional tongues for hire here lately!
Nothin but the best pussy eaters around here! LOL!
Mrs. Greenjeans
11-06-2007, 01:28 PM
This thread is my favorite thread this week.
Papi is the best cunning linguist I've ever met, and believe me, this ain't my first rodeo. I think when a person really likes to eat pussy, it makes it that much better. He actually begs for it.
Squiggle
11-06-2007, 01:30 PM
It's the best! All the screaming and thrashing!
While you're down there, stroke the inner thighs, kiss arond the mound, then plant a nice wet kiss right on the clit. Run your tongue up and down the grroove, flick the clit a few times with your tongue, pull the inner labia with your lips, and suck the clit and hood between your lips. Then spread her open with your fingers and go crazy down there on the clit and hood with the tip of your tongue. Watch her stomach and tits heave up and down and listen to her squeal! If she clamps her legs shut, leave them clamped, push them up so her knees are on her chest and her pussy is exposed and give it a few more quick swipes with your tongue! No mercy!
Read it.
Learned it.
Lived it.
She Loved it.
Thanks =)
illnillinois
11-06-2007, 02:09 PM
This guy knows how its done!!!!
;) thats just one of the many ways I pleasure my wife during oral..
I can eat her out of hrs, i like using my thumb with my hand facing down and using my other hand using thumb and index to gently rolling her clit in between my fingers,
a nice trick always is to apply pressure above the pubic hair, bundle of nerves
Mrs. Greenjeans
11-06-2007, 02:46 PM
a nice trick always is to apply pressure above the pubic hair, bundle of nerves
::nodding my head vigorously:: Yep. It'll get you a squirter.
illnillinois
11-06-2007, 03:39 PM
::nodding my head vigorously:: Yep. It'll get you a squirter.
I have always been super turned on by spending time with the pussy cat. I LOVE taking my time and get her lips to swell. I love when she pushes my head harder into her lap, then moans, make love to me, then her body arches back as i slide in.. gerrrrr
gets me going just typing about..
Reefer Rogue
11-06-2007, 04:20 PM
Yeah, i love the idea.
illnillinois
11-06-2007, 05:14 PM
Have tongue. Will travel.
LOL
dragonrider
11-06-2007, 05:24 PM
Read it.
Learned it.
Lived it.
She Loved it.
Thanks =)
My work here is done...
illnillinois
11-06-2007, 05:52 PM
My work here is done...
chuckles
Mrs. Greenjeans
11-07-2007, 03:16 AM
I bet this thread has caused more CannCommers to beat off than any thread ever. I'm going to peel my jeans and sit on Papi's face right now. I hope I don't smother him in his sleep.
cm8883
11-07-2007, 03:18 AM
It caused me to go take care of things yesterday after reading it for awhile :clap:
Mrs. Greenjeans
11-07-2007, 03:22 AM
rofflymayo. Gotta love a girl who takes matters into her own hands!
cm8883
11-07-2007, 03:27 AM
rofflymayo. Gotta love a girl who takes matters into her own hands!
Literally
geonagual
11-07-2007, 03:41 AM
Where has this thread been? I must of missed it..eatin, licking and sucking pussy is close to my favorite things to do while having sex...
Shit, now I am getting horny too...
Mrs. Greenjeans
11-07-2007, 03:48 AM
SEE?!?!? This thread is magic. It sparks the imagination. It gives boldness to the timid. It makes the bold yet bolder. It's about to make Papi look like a glazed doughnut.
geonagual
11-07-2007, 03:55 AM
Oh yeah! Poor Papi...how will he ever survive? LOL
trainwreck530
11-07-2007, 04:05 AM
man i absolutely love it. ive been carefully honing my skills and comparing technique for years. i go down and dont come up for air...ya know?:thumbsup:
dragondude...thnx for the candid insider bro, i do a little something like that but i dont think id be able to to document my moves play by play...props
donny:stoned:
stinkyattic
11-07-2007, 10:34 AM
LOL! Dragonrider, you KNOW there's some dude sitting here taking notes on 'The Move'... George Castanza style... "Are those crib notes?! I think you should leave now..."
Flameon
11-07-2007, 10:53 AM
Now I understand why there's always a queue of 'ladies' outside the ant eaters enclosure at the local zoo.
Flameon lowers voice to a conspiratorial whisper. . 'I've heard those guys can breathe through their ears!'
Mrs. Greenjeans
11-07-2007, 03:02 PM
::Mrs. G fanning herself, several hours later::
Papi is the man. And that's all I have to say about that.
GraziLovesMary
11-07-2007, 09:46 PM
Oh I absolutely love it. In fact, I love it so much that its pretty much one of the first threads I made on here... wonder if I can find it...
silkyblue
11-07-2007, 10:10 PM
wheres my popi!!!
make puchi pop popi !!
fresh 4 him!
:s3::s3:
meatw4d
11-07-2007, 10:22 PM
oh yeah most definitely:thumbsup::thumbsup:...LOL. If it smells like cologne leave it alone, if it smells like fish eat all you wish...J/K
you sure that's right?
i've always heard "if it's smells like chicken, start lickin'. if it smells like trout, get the hell out."
all i know is that i love the way my girl tastes, and that's all that matters to me :thumbsup:
silkyblue
11-07-2007, 10:42 PM
if shes eatin a healthy diet shes a fresh and sweet!
:thumbsup:
<>< <>< <>< <><
if she smells like a carp well you know~~~
rastaman79
11-09-2007, 05:52 PM
Food Groups
Breads, Cereal, Rice & Pasta
Fats, Oils & Sweets
Fruits
Meat, Poultry, Fish, Beans, Eggs, Nuts
Milk, Yogurt & Cheese
Vegetables
Pussy:D
The Surgeon General has determined that every male should have one serving a day to promote a strong bone.:thumbsup:
Have a good one!:jointsmile:
Ha ha ha funny. I definaltey got the right tools
funfubarman
11-11-2007, 01:15 AM
yes if is a good pussy meaning no foul smells shaved and clean
zerocool5878
11-11-2007, 05:56 AM
OK I am going to tell you guys a little trick and since I learned it I have never not been able to make it happen using this method. What I am talking about is squirting!
Heres what you do. First explain to them that your going to attempt to make them squirt. This is really important because before they squirt they are going to get a feeling that they have to pee but this will pass. If you dont say anything they may stop you and go try to pee. The girl has to want to squirt too. If they are nervous or embarrassed or anything it wont happen.
Heres the secret......
Readyyyy??????
You get them all worked up kissing down there all around but DO NOT stick your tongue on it. Kiss all around and use fingers only but dont stick your fingers in just rub and make sure its nice a sloppy wet. Once she is basically begging for penetration or for you to eat it. THis is your key.
You are going to insert 2 fingers in but upside down. so your palm is facing up. oh and she is laying on her back. ok now you wanna feel around with your fingerprint and find the area that is rough. its kind of like a sandpaper. this is a sponge FILLED with juice, You have to get this thing going. You rub that area over and over try all different motions do the alphabet that usually works well. You are going to ask her if it feels better fast or slow. do what she asks. As far as how hard to do it you start off soft but you wanna get to the point where she is starting to clench up a little about 20 seconds after she clenches up she will have the feeling that she has to pee. She needs to relax and it will go away. As soon as the pee feeling goes away. In anywhere from 30 seconds to 2 mins she should explode.
Works like a charm!
Would like to here feedback on your success!
Cheers
beachguy in thongs
11-11-2007, 12:50 PM
The point is not for you to like eating pussy. That shouldn't matter. The point is for her to like it.
Grin and bear it, if you don't like it.
cm8883
11-11-2007, 01:31 PM
The point is not for you to like eating pussy. That shouldn't matter. The point is for her to like it.
Grin and bear it, if you don't like it.
Wooohoooo!!! My hero :s3:
Hilder420
11-11-2007, 04:15 PM
i was fixing to say.. rep por chu beachguy..
beachguy in thongs
11-11-2007, 04:37 PM
You two are sweet. I'll have to spread some more "rep" around.
:giveflower:
Please, accept these.
Rapidfire187
11-12-2007, 11:27 AM
So for real how many guys here enjoy eating pussy? I know some of you guys do it just to please the lil lady, but how many enjoy doing it?
Personaly I love it (if the kitty is taken care of). I love to make women squeal like lil school girls sqirming all over the bed then bam I get kicked to the side their legs go closed and they let out a hellacious scream. This turns me on like no other.
Man, it's a double edged sword. Fuck, I don't even know if everyone else is still talking about this...3 pages into something, they're probably talking about getting baked and how the texture of a good blunt is like a clit or something. Anyway...it's a double edged sword.
I like to do it as long as it meets the minimum requirements (clean, doesn't stink, hasn't been used for sex since the last shower, etc) because it's a great way to get a girl into sex. Not to sound boastful because it's really NOT anything I'm proud of, but I learned a lot of shit from banging the same girl for 3 years. One of the things I learned is that going down on a girl for a long period of time before doing it can convince her that you're King Dick.
On the other hand, when I go down on a girl it generally means no head for me this time. If I get head, I'll return the favor before we do it...if I eat a girl out, they expect me to just shove it in them as soon as I'm finished, which is usually when they decide I'm finished. Iono...it's fucked. How come I can get my beard all drippy, but you can't suck a dick? That shit's not cool...
jeepboi
11-12-2007, 11:52 AM
Personally I like it, dont love it but its generally not about me. Unless its 69 then i love it.
also you havent pleasured a woman until you earn your
TheDefiler
11-12-2007, 02:27 PM
Oh jeez I hope that doesn't have to do with what i think it does? Cause that would be gross!
roth89
11-12-2007, 06:10 PM
Personally I like it, dont love it but its generally not about me. Unless its 69 then i love it.
also you havent pleasured a woman until you earn your
sicko jeeez im sure no woman would be able to enjoy that
geonagual
11-12-2007, 06:14 PM
Personally I like it, dont love it but its generally not about me. Unless its 69 then i love it.
also you havent pleasured a woman until you earn your
Had a friend once who got his blood wings over and over..that fucker was one sick fuck. <OL
brian965
11-13-2007, 01:15 AM
eating pussy is fun to do if you haven't in a while
Anyone here ever do 71?
71?
That's 69 with 2 fingers up her ass!
Doh!
Barrelhse
11-13-2007, 05:53 AM
I love it. You have to make me stop once I lick you silly. Something about pheromones, drives me wild to be there- everybody's happy!
Charles U Farley
11-13-2007, 07:10 AM
Geeze,I was reading along and enjoying the post then you all start talking about red wings,thats a phrase I havent heard since the 70s.Thankfully.Great thread,and licking the kitty is one way to show my partner that "its not all about the dick"and I just love how reved up it gets her...yup I could spend hours down there.Take care,be well, and most of all be safe.
BBoyShotty
11-13-2007, 08:04 AM
lol yeah serious, the thread took a turn for the worse when red wings was mentioned lol
silkyblue
11-13-2007, 04:27 PM
yeah someone start a thread for guys
pissin has nothing to do with sex
oh gals btw,
when you go down and eat him all out thats
pull and suck , pul and suck,
make sure you eat that shit if you spit
weel dont spit,
wash it down with drink
hey sperm does have protein and I dont eat a whole lot of food
Tusc9969
11-18-2007, 04:16 AM
Oh my, I can do that for ours...as long as it is clean, shaved, and no bloody marys. Nothing better than your female partner moaning/screaming until she soaks you all up. Yummo...:D
Chaotixxx
11-19-2007, 03:14 AM
If you catch a whiff of something foul. Do NOT continue.... I did and I regret it to this day, lol.
Hilder420
11-19-2007, 05:04 PM
You two are sweet. I'll have to spread some more "rep" around.
:giveflower:
Please, accept these.
damn, Ive never gotten virtual flowers, i dont know the proper procedure for acceptin them. thank you, theyre beautiful! damn your rep is worth alot!
beachguy in thongs
11-19-2007, 05:08 PM
damn, Ive never gotten virtual flowers, i dont know the proper procedure for acceptin them. thank you, theyre beautiful! damn your rep is worth alot!
You stumped me. That was a good one.
I didn't expect you come and get them. Thanks.
Hilder420
11-19-2007, 05:11 PM
hahaha why wouldnt I? I never turn down pretty things! :computerlove1:
StickyfingahZ
11-19-2007, 05:19 PM
I'm a Diner of the BEarded CLam,and It's my favorite thing to eat.One time I was eating this girl out at a party and I was like damn she's juicy.....thats when I realized,it was blood. She was hella embarassed,my freinds called me Vampire for a long time.(True Story) But ever sine Then,I inspect before proceeding.
But that hasn't deterred me.I still love eating pussy,I can do it all night,even when my tongue starts to hurt and my jaws ache I dont complain,which is weird,cause if I have to go mow the lawn,I complain how my back hurts.lol
beachguy in thongs
11-19-2007, 05:31 PM
hahaha why wouldnt I? I never turn down pretty things! :computerlove1:
Well, I don't have anything else "pretty" to offer.
Here's more! :giveflower:
Hilder420
11-19-2007, 06:23 PM
tee-hee-hee, youre spoiling me! Thank You, I accept these as well.
Its so sad, Ive now gotten more virtual flowers than in person... nobody loves me!
beachguy in thongs
11-19-2007, 06:28 PM
Uh-oh. It looks like I'll have to get out the credit card.
Hilder420
11-19-2007, 06:36 PM
ROFLMAO..
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