lol, absolute stoner moment at work today

[Markass]

Okay, so there's this new chick and this was like her third day and she came up to me and apparently said "are you hot?" and it was kinda hard to hear and I mistook it for "are you high" so I was like..am I high?? why?..."no, are you hot?" oh...

was definitely a stoner moment in my books

[I Justburn 247]

why would she say 'are you hot' ?

[Markass]

referring to the climate in the room...guess I should've mentioned that

[ComfortablyNumb]

That's hilarious man... Were you high?

[Markass]

you bet I was stoned...wouldn't go without it, it keeps me as close to normal that I can be :D

[matthiasj]

damn at work stoned, where do you work?

[YotaBoy]

Haha fun times. We got a new cutie at work. :) I'd never go to work high. Can't risk people's lives... But as soon as I leave, it's high times for me.

[matthiasj]

I don't care much for working high, makes time go by too slow and I can't act stupid, gotta act straight and it kills the buzz.

[friendowl]

im sitting in my lil office doing my thing
i got a lil hot cheetos left in the bag
so i crush em all up into like a crumbs
i lean my head back and poour the mix in my mouth
something goes wrong and they get stuck or something
i move the bag and all the crumbs fell all over my face and shirt
all over the computer and floor
at that monent my boss walks in to ask me something
and im high as fuck with one eye that refuses to open

I LOVE THE STONER MOMENTS

[qdavid]

I've done this more than once. I tell a long-ass story but leave out the key info that makes sense of it all. Besides that I'll forget to do stuff that was the actual reason I went in the room in the first place. Hell, one time I was in the kitchen and turned around to get something else and completely forgot why I turned around in the first place. Doi!

[Markass]

I don't care much for working high, makes time go by too slow and I can't act stupid, gotta act straight and it kills the buzz.

Well for me I'm better off going to work stoned, it makes the symptoms of my add and ocd much more manageable...

[illnillinois]

agreed, stoner. I think a DOH!!!!! is in need.

[sneakyt33]

I once introduced myself to the same person twice in ten minutes. The second time he said, "Yeah we just met like ten minutes ago." I said, "Awwww Fuck, and walked away."

[matthiasj]

Well for me I'm better off going to work stoned, it makes the symptoms of my add and ocd much more manageable...

my ocd is worse when i'm stoned :wtf:

[Markass]

my ocd is worse when i'm stoned :wtf:

not me, it makes a lot of the desire for a lot of routines seem pointless..which is why I enjoy going to work stoned so much..

[Smoke and Fly]

what is your ocd?????

[Cocoflava]

I Smoke Every Morning when i wake up weather i go to work or Not LoL..
Sometimes i smoke at work... Got two other people at work that Smoke LoL.
But this wil all end soon.. the company i work for is going out of business..

Funny story Dude =]

-Wil

[Markass]

what is your ocd?????

obsessive compulsive disorder is a psychiatric disorder..

[dragonrider]

I Smoke Every Morning when i wake up weather i go to work or Not LoL..
Sometimes i smoke at work... Got two other people at work that Smoke LoL.
But this wil all end soon.. the company i work for is going out of business..

Funny story Dude =]

-Wil

Do you think your company went out of business bacause everyone who worked there was stoned?

[dragonrider]

I've done this more than once. I tell a long-ass story but leave out the key info that makes sense of it all. Besides that I'll forget to do stuff that was the actual reason I went in the room in the first place. Hell, one time I was in the kitchen and turned around to get something else and completely forgot why I turned around in the first place. Doi!

The more I smoke, the more I wonder about the hereafter. I walk into a room and wonder what the fuck am I here after?

[Reefer Rogue]

Oh misunderstandings, how you amuse I

[Trip06]

I got a good one. I worked in a warehouse moving shit around with a forklift and stuff right. So I went into work a few times a little high in the mornings (no problume). Everybody there new I was a HUGE pot head even the head boss. Well one day (not high) I knocked a bunch of shit over with the forklift. The next day we have a meeting on drug testing and I didnt know. I had break just b4 it and for the frist time I smoked a little in my car in the parking lot. I opened the door from outside stepping into the meeting room 5 minutes late . AND there it was 32 people interupted all staring at ME of course like WTF. The meeting was all cause of me, everyone knew it and I walked in late high. OMFG can you imagine the pain that day. Lol

[meloncoly]

haha that's great trip06