what is your oddest encounter while high?

[illnillinois]

When I was 16ish, 2 friends and I went up a canyon to smoke. We got to the trailhead parking lot and while unloading our bong, a stanger on a 10 speed said, hey can i hit that. We all looked around and said hit what? I mean the guy was around 50, so we figured what the hell, and we said sure. So we hike up about 1mile and started smoking. Shortly after we started, he asked us if he could paint a picture of us. Shocked and confused we said why not.

He grabbed his old backpack and grabbed some water paint, small cup and water and went to town. We smoked for about 30 minutes,
he painted all 3 of us in a circle chillin. And i must say it was a HELL of a picture.

We finshed up, said thanks and the dude biked off into the sunset.


couple hrs after, we all stopped and asked ourselfs, did that really just happen?
Wish i still had the painting..:joint1:

[fmacanthaya]

That's fucking awesome. What happened to the painting though? Did you guys cut it up for a roach? Hahaha j/k. But yeah that is awesome.

[illnillinois]

Are you really telling me that you're a bunch of boring smokers?

There has to be some good stories to hear..

[illnillinois]

That's fucking awesome. What happened to the painting though? Did you guys cut it up for a roach? Hahaha j/k. But yeah that is awesome.


Wish i knew, it was a good 12 years ago, but I'll never forget that night with my friends..

those were the days...

[illnillinois]

i want to hear from this morning crew

[friendowl]

i guess weird shit happens alot on trail
i was hiking to a waterfall near the beach
on a rainy winter morning.no one was out
it was great to have it all to myself
i made it to the waterfall took some pictures
and smoked my bowl. as i did i seen the trees
move and i could hear twigs breaking [steps]
i got tense and gripped my firearm
i thought it was a mountain lion
it was a man.a homeless man with a beard
and bright blue eyes. he asked me if i seen any rangers around
they always give him a hard time cause he aint supposed to be there
after the all clear was given he invited me to his camp
about a 1/4 mile from teh falls this man lived in a lil cave
he had a lil stove and a sleeping bag and his bike and a radio
he had food and water and alcohol and was just wanting to talk
i offered him a smoke but he didnt like weed. i blazed it though
and he drank his stuff.we talked about alot of things.
he told me stories of the indians who used to live there back in the days
we talked about life and love and friends and enemies
as alone as this man was and even though society treats him like an outcast
i got a sense that this man was happy and at peace
after some time i had to go and he walked be back to the falls and we shook hands

i left that day feeling good and kind of sad.

[illnillinois]

thats cool.

i do feel for people going through rough times, bums me out too.

[illnillinois]

One night a friend and I were up all night tripp'n on some Ac*d and it was the end of a long night and we were hanging outside. It was about 4:30ish AM.
We noticed a pair of lights coming right at us from down the street.
It came to a quick stop about 3 houses from us and the door flew open and 3 bodies came running.

I thought OH SHIT its the cops and its just like in the movies.

My heart went from 80 beats to 400. All we could do was stand like a deer in headlights. and about 20 ft before 2 of them got to us.

They become clear to see, because the headlights made the appear
to be black figures.

Its was the DAMN newspaper kids and there parent driving them around..

Still makes me laugh today.!

[home.grower]

Yeah, where is the painting? would be good to see it...

I was toking a joint in the middle of the night with a pal about 2 months ago in their back yard. I looked to the sky, which was clear and starry, when I saw something that looked like a star traveling at high speed across the sky. Along its trajectory (maybe wrong word) it got really really bright and glowed as though it was burning up, whatever it was. Then it started to dim and faded as though it left the earths' atmosphere. Me and my pal watched it and were confused as to what the hell it was. We had both talked about UFOs and Intelligence on numerous occasions prior to seeing what we saw. It was an interesting moment. My pal doesn't smoke bud so were weren't both intoxicated to the same degree. hmmmmm.. Odd?

[home.grower]

One night a friend and I were up all night tripp'n on some Ac*d and it was the end of a long night and we were hanging outside. It was about 4:30ish AM.
We noticed a pair of lights coming right at us from down the street.
It came to a quick stop about 3 houses from us and the door flew open and 3 bodies came running.

I thought OH SHIT its the cops and its just like in the movies.

My heart went from 80 beats to 400. All we could do was stand like a deer in headlights. and about 20 ft before 2 of them got to us.

They become clear to see, because the headlights made the appear
to be black figures.

Its was the DAMN newspaper kids and there parent driving them around..

Still makes me laugh today.!

You should do stand-up smoking a joint... mad me laugh, thought the ending would have been a little different to that lol

[pbkid949]

A couple years my parents went to Vermont for the weekend, got sooo high i didnt know what was going on, parents forgot glasses and money drove back. Barely got away with that one, then saw my neighbors having sex in the backyard stared for a good 20 minutes until she saw me and screamed.;)

[illnillinois]

A couple years my parents went to Vermont for the weekend, got sooo high i didnt know what was going on, parents forgot glasses and money drove back. Barely got away with that one, then saw my neighbors having sex in the backyard stared for a good 20 minutes until she saw me and screamed.;)

thats classic.

[illnillinois]

I could share a few more if you guys and gals dont think im pushing the thread to much..

[WaZ]

I could share a few more if you guys and gals dont think im pushing the thread to much..

Meh. Go for it.

[dangles101]

dude i love stories:rastasmoke:

:thumbsup: go for it illnillnois:D

[illnillinois]

Three friends and I went up in the hills to go smoke our fresh rolled
chap sticker. A chap sticker is when you wrap a chap stick tube with a paper, then stuff it full.
Anyways, we were driving down a narrow canal road. We sparked the hooter up and then noticed a nose of a white bronco poking its nose around a corner pretty far up the trail. The friend that was driving said, SHIT a cop.. We all said what in the hell are you talking about
The bronco backed up almost as fast as we saw it, but he got a glimpse of the EX on the plate, which is EXEMPT and only state autos have that.
So he puts it into reverse and starts going pretty quick. It was a bit past dusk, and we all in shock when the bronco started after us with lights going. I tossed the hooter out the window.
He stopped us and the car was still smoking. He went ape shit and pulled everyone out and searched us all. He demanded "WHERES the weed" we all looked at each other and replied what
weed?
He spent like 25 minutes searching the car and found nothing, came back and searched us again, and went back and researched the car. After failing to find anything. He issued the driver a ticket for trespassing and told us to get the hell out here.

I went back to the spot by myself to look for the joint. To my amazement I actually found it perched on top of a bush, not more then 10 feet from where we were stopped.
I felt like a damn kid in a toy store. I was soo happy. As much as I dont want to admit, i think i had a little skip to my step as i strutted down the road..
Went home and blazed it up by myself.. never feeling so satisfied.. :dance:

[illnillinois]

bump

[melodious fellow]

I feel bad Illinois, this is such a cool thread, and I'm not even high yet...

SO one night after work, me and a buddy decide to go out to a show at this small hippie club. My bro hasn't ever really smoked weed before, so I already felt a bit weird, but it was pretty chill. Well he was getting a little freaked out after smoking and he didn't like the concert, so we left early.

Now these were the days when I was a fucking stupid kid, driving around with a glass water pipe set and a glass pipe and prolly a quarter of erb left.

So we get 2 blocks from his house, Jah only knows how we made it back, we were both gone... it's 3am, I can barely drive, almost hit someone's mailbox....

then we see the blue light... picture this:

I shove a quarter of weed in my mouth really quick, but am too high to chew it all up fast enough and theres nothing to drink. A cloud of smoke comes pouring out the window when I roll it down to talk to the cop, theres 2 large empty pizza boxes, crust on the seats and shit, a ghetto bong on the floor in plain view, my buddy has a pipe on his lap, my car has a bunch of hippie/anti-authority bumper stickers on it... REEEKS of weed, it was just a very very BAD scene. Both of us have bloodshot eyes, we're nervous and showing it. The cop asks where we were going (we are in the middle of a neighborhood) and while still chewing a gigantic cud of weed right in front of him, I respond "um, we were looking for I-95 officer" After all of this.... I swear, the cop looks at me and says"

"Have you boys been DRINKING tonight?" I said no, we had not been drinking. He proceeded to give me a 30 minute lecture about why drinking and driving is bad. "Who gets hurt, boy? Who gets hurt when ya drink n drive, boy?" Then he told us to go home. Wtf lol. I was like is this a joke or is this southern cop really this dense?

peace

[rebgirl420]

One time I was high and I went to Walmart for some munchies. One of the door greeters was in a orange fishing hat, crazy hawaian shirt, a vest, and flood pants. He greeted me and I said thanks and I continued on my way...or I tried to. He asked me to stop and ASKED FOR A FREAKING HUG. And of course my friends pushed me over and I gave this old man a hug.

It was weird and creepy at the same time. And my friends suck.

[Nutzilla]

Earlier this year me and my buddy smoked a joint on the way over to this party. As we are walking up the steps (in a college dorm) to like the fourth floor a midget jumps down the stairs screaming. We looked at each other and were just like WTF!?! I wasn't sure if it was real, later on we learn the midget goes to our school and is actually an asshole(?)

[Struck420]

the craziest encounter i had was the first time i got drunk and stoned when i was about 16-17 and some random girl me and my friends knew just shows up haha, and FYI we were def. NOT driving well drunk thats just stupid tho the girl that came over wasnt drunk so she drove home after we smoked her weed hahaha

[rebgirl420]

Three friends and I went up in the hills to go smoke our fresh rolled
chap sticker. A chap sticker is when you wrap a chap stick tube with a paper, then stuff it full.
Anyways, we were driving down a narrow canal road. We sparked the hooter up and then noticed a nose of a white bronco poking its nose around a corner pretty far up the trail. The friend that was driving said, SHIT a cop.. We all said what in the hell are you talking about
The bronco backed up almost as fast as we saw it, but he got a glimpse of the EX on the plate, which is EXEMPT and only state autos have that.
So he puts it into reverse and starts going pretty quick. It was a bit past dusk, and we all in shock when the bronco started after us with lights going. I tossed the hooter out the window.
He stopped us and the car was still smoking. He went ape shit and pulled everyone out and searched us all. He demanded "WHERES the weed" we all looked at each other and replied what
weed?
He spent like 25 minutes searching the car and found nothing, came back and searched us again, and went back and researched the car. After failing to find anything. He issued the driver a ticket for trespassing and told us to get the hell out here.

I went back to the spot by myself to look for the joint. To my amazement I actually found it perched on top of a bush, not more then 10 feet from where we were stopped.
I felt like a damn kid in a toy store. I was soo happy. As much as I dont want to admit, i think i had a little skip to my step as i strutted down the road..
Went home and blazed it up by myself.. never feeling so satisfied.. :dance:

hahahaha, post more stories. Your cracking me up.

[nolanfortwenty]

me and my 2 friends got completly ripped at "fearfest". every october they turn canadas wonderland into a giant haunted house basicly. it was one of the trippiest moments of my life. so wer complety bakedd, and we decide to go into the "haunted Maze". it was so freakin fun, zombies and shit jumping out at you and crazy guys with chainsaws a foot from your face. we were so scared but at the same time laughing our asses off. super good time:D

[illnillinois]

Earlier this year me and my buddy smoked a joint on the way over to this party. As we are walking up the steps (in a college dorm) to like the fourth floor a midget jumps down the stairs screaming. We looked at each other and were just like WTF!?! I wasn't sure if it was real, later on we learn the midget goes to our school and is actually an asshole(?)

lol

[illnillinois]

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[illnillinois]

hahahaha, post more stories. Your cracking me up.


I get a phone call at work from my wife. She's laughing and crying at the same time if that possible.
She was going to lay down for a nap after put the 3 babies to bed, but before laying down, she needed to through a couple of items in the dryer. She tossed them in and started it and laid down. Shortly after she started hearing a faint noise. Sounding like a baby groaning, she checked on the 3 kids, nothing wrong, so she went back to bed.
She heard the sounds again but with a new sound, now with a
thump, thump, roerrrr, thump gurrrr, thump, thump. She checked on the kids again, nothing the matter.
She laid back down, and still a noise. THEN her heart stops and it hits her. SHIT THE CATS, she runs in the laundry room and slams on the stop button. She is scared to death to open the dryer door, because the cats had a habit of sleeping in there.
She cracks the door open ready to find a dead cat. She opens it and BOTH of our cats fly out, slamming into the walls and then the door, dizzy from their 8 minute or so tumble dry..

I :S2: my ass off when I heard this. The cats were fine with the exception of one cats tail would just drag limp on the ground. It was fine a couple weeks later..

believe it or not the cat were back in the dryer. dumb cats didn't learn..

[illnillinois]

sorry, it double posted due to server problems, so i edited it and wrote this message

[hreskofreight4]

id smoked like 10 times before this one time when i freaked out (last night). it was the first time i smoked at home (outside beside the house). loading up the bowl i started freaking out, i thought my parents were going to catch me for some reason, even though they know ive smoked before. in the middle of smoking a neighbors flood light came on and it freaked me out. i was getting paranoid about everything, but i ended up almost finishing a 1/8th bag that id had for about 3 weeks. so then i started getting high, but it was different than before. my whole body became not really numb, but i just felt like a floating pair of eyes. then i got really dizzy and i couldnt really do anything, i was watching the rock doc of The Who on VH1. and the flashing colors really messed with me. at one point it felt like a sword was stabbing me through the shoulder, and if i moved my head too fast i thought i was going to faint. it was miserable and pretty cool at the same time, but i remember just wanting to sleep/pass out. then after about 45 minutes of terror i came down, and it was the best high ive had yet. so it ended up being pretty cool.

[illnillinois]

it was miserable and pretty cool at the same time.....

then after about 45 minutes of terror i came down, and it was the best high ive had yet. so it ended up being pretty cool.


laughs, thats like a little kid on a scary coaster, screaming and crying the entire ride, then when its over, yelling AGAIN AGAIN!!!

[MrNiceguy421]

She heard the sounds again but with a new sound, now with a
thump, thump, roerrrr, thump gurrrr, thump, thump.


OMG LOL

[AandS]

A friend and I were at this deserted park late last evening, we brought our bongs and pipes and we loaded and finished about 10 bowls in 45mins time... so on our last bowl, we were about to light up when outta nowhere a black ghetto lookin dude was came up to us with these HUGE headphones, rapping out beats and lyrics, and he goes "hey mates can i use one of yours' pieces?" and i thought it was just some random guy wanting to mooch off our weed, and so we thought ah what the hell, and let him rip one out of my bong. Happens that he pulls out my slide with a fully loaded bowl, hands it back to me, gets out his own slide, and loads this AMAZING dank, rips that shit, then lets US have a rip each. He told us he deals and has an eighth of that on him that he can sell for $20. :jointsmile: WE BOUGHT THAT IN AN INSTANT

BEST DEAL EVER

Later that night, we get back home and we're putting back our bongs and pipes, and I pull out the eighth I just bought, and think to myself-- Where the fuck did I get that from?

Haha.. it was pretty messed up.

[illnillinois]

wish that would happen to me.. congrats on the hookup and the cool story...

[Enemy of Real1ty]

I went to the Roger Waters show in Madison Square Gardens (NYC) over the summer, many a blunt and joint were passed, damn good show to, anyways, after the show ended me and two freind who came, went to the White Castle, got a shitload of food sat down and started eating and talking about the show, sometime some crazy old lady comes up to us, and starts rambling on about the show, how she was standing outside and watching for "evil" people lol, I was way to high to talk to someone like her, so I turned away, and left my 2 freinds to fend her off, they eventually get her to go away, and we continue eating, when we finished I was the first out the door to have a cigarette, and of course shes there, she walks over to me bums a smoke, then asks if I want some of her home made acid! She pulls out a bottle and offers it to me, told her no thanks, then watched her take a few drops for herself right there on the street!, watched her walk away muttering.

One of the best nights of my life.

[illnillinois]

any new stories?

[logie_boy]

this guy is a local celeb in aberdeen scotland, he looks through bins and collects stuff, he constantly shakes his head, so he's the funniest encounter when stoned
http://youtube.com/watch?v=WoPYglZEB3g
http://youtube.com/watch?v=R9KncbSB_XM

[420punk]

So, blazed some bowls of northern lights on the way to the mall to see the Ninja Turtles movie and there was a guy in a white rabbit costume giving people hugs and asking for money. My friend hugged him and he put out his hands so we just walked away really fast. Trippy as hell. remember nothing about the movie, lights knocked my socks off.

[SyndicateJuggalos17]

haha at this walgreens (in some unknown town, lol i was ripped) the cashier was some middle aged guy and he like got all nervous when he saw us, maybe he had no idea why our eyed were all red or somethin, but he was avoidin eye contact all crazy and kept stammering shit like sorry and whatever... but before us he was handling customers fine...

[DAY-DREAMER-MAN]

i got 1 . so me & some Buddy's went to a hotspring. past the bong around for 20 m 3 minutes later a biker looking dude gets in to the water NUDE (we where 13 at the time ) he go's up to us and says you boys are looking sexy and then he leaves get out of the water and walks off nude it was cold out to.:wtf:

[fatherofallbongs]

i wasnt high when this happened but i had weed in my car and my friend was rolling a blunt and my car died on a busy street. and about 20 seconds after my car died a cop pulled up behind me and helped me push the car into a parking lot

[dragonrider]

This was a long, long, long time ago when I first started getting high. A friend and I went to the Laserium show at the Space Theater in Balboa Park in San Diego (Do they still even have that? Crazy laser show set to trippy music like Pink Floyd? Like I said, a long time ago). Anyway, the parking lot was on the edge of this little canyon, so we decided to go about halfway down the slope, where no one in the parking lot could see, and smoke.

We are starting to get high, and this car starts driving though the canyon. We didn't know there was a little road along the bottom. When the car is right below us, maybe 50 yards downslope, we realize it's a cop and totally panic! We're running around in circles! Tripping over stuff in the dark! We crash into each other, spill the bong, and then lose it in the dark! Forget about the bong! Run up the hill to the top!

Then we realize the cop never even slowed down and just continued up the canyon. So now we feel like idiots and go back down the slope and look around for all the shit we just abandoned. We have to search with our lighters while we are really high because it is so dark.

Finally we find all our stuff and sit down for another bowl. We get just absolutely blazed and are just sitting there, not really paying much attention to what is going on around us. All of a sudden, without either of us noticing, the cop car is back right below us and BAM, flips on a spotlight! It's sweeping back and forth along the slope near the bottom working it's way up! We turn around and start running for the top! The light keeps sweeping closer and closer, but the top of the hill just keep sseeming further and further away! Finally, just as we get to the very top, the light hits us! It's like a frozen moment in time caught in this blazing bright spotlight right at the very top of the hill! But it is too late for the cop, we just keep running into the parking lot. He's way the hell down in the canyon, still in his car. We just stash our shit in the car and go into the show.

Seems like a lot of wierd shit happened going to the Laserium show back then. Every time it was wierd.

[connector_robot]

I get a phone call at work from my wife. She's laughing and crying at the same time if that possible.
She was going to lay down for a nap after put the 3 babies to bed, but before laying down, she needed to through a couple of items in the dryer. She tossed them in and started it and laid down. Shortly after she started hearing a faint noise. Sounding like a baby groaning, she checked on the 3 kids, nothing wrong, so she went back to bed.
She heard the sounds again but with a new sound, now with a
thump, thump, roerrrr, thump gurrrr, thump, thump. She checked on the kids again, nothing the matter.
She laid back down, and still a noise. THEN her heart stops and it hits her. SHIT THE CATS, she runs in the laundry room and slams on the stop button. She is scared to death to open the dryer door, because the cats had a habit of sleeping in there.
She cracks the door open ready to find a dead cat. She opens it and BOTH of our cats fly out, slamming into the walls and then the door, dizzy from their 8 minute or so tumble dry..

I :S2: my ass off when I heard this. The cats were fine with the exception of one cats tail would just drag limp on the ground. It was fine a couple weeks later..

believe it or not the cat were back in the dryer. dumb cats didn't learn..

I love you. You have the most awesome stories ever. +Rep.

[kshchrn831]

Theres a place behind my house i used to go smoke, its in the bike trails along a creek. Well me and my friend would sometimes take the 4 wheeler out there and just chill. Anway, one day we were smokin a rillo of some pretty good herb and as i passed it to my friend, i exhale and it hits me hard, but i look to check out the scenery and inbetween these trees i see this object hauling ass and i was like 'dude wtf was that? i know it wasnt an animal' and my friend had only taken his first rip (puff puff pass) he goes for his next one and all the sudden we hear this dude haulin ass on his bike comin around the corner and my friend had no idea. He immediatly stops and is like 'whats up fellas? anything goin on' and my friend had to exhale his fuckin hit and started coughin and shit, luckly he held it in long enough to where there was little smoke. But the biker didnt see the rillo or anything and i was just laughing my ass off because thats one of those moments i do not want to be in (takin a rip and then some one you dont want to see comes up and you have to exhale) but it was all good, just made it more interesting.

[dragonrider]

Here's another one from the Laserium days of so long ago...

Went to the Laserium show with the same friend I had to run up the hill with in the other story, plus few other friends, probably four of five people in total. We all get totally blazed in the van and then go into the theater.

The thing that was the hardest about the Laserium was that the line was inside the theater and it would fill up a long time before the show. So if you wanted a decent seat you would have to get totally wasted and then stand in this line inside a bright theater with all of these people around you. The line was like one of those cattle-call lines with those velvet ropes that go back and forth, so you were really right in the middle of a crowd, and not everyone there was stoned. So you would try to maintain as best you could in this crowd.

One time we were in the line and another group of three guys was a few yards away and one of them started to kind of pass out. He was not totally unconscious, just sort of headed that way. At first they tried to prop him up a bit with an arm around the shoulder, but he slipped down on his knees and just stood there on his knees, swayng back and forth, with his eyes closed, tryng not to pass out. His buddies were standing there next to him, hands in pockets, not making eye contact with anyone, chuckling quietly to themselves and trying not to be noticed. I don't remember how that one ended, but it's another story anyway...

So, back to the original story, we were totally blazed, in the middle of the crowd in the blazing brightly lit theater, trying to maintain and not look too stoned. We were standing in a kind of circle facing each other. My friend asked me if I had any mints. I had some mints in my pocket, so I reached in my coat pocket and pulled out the first thing I grabbed and held it out in front of me in the middle of the circle.

AAAAaaaaaaaahhh! It's not the mints --- it's my big bag of weed!

We were all sort of paralyzed for a second staring at this big bag of weed that I had just whipped out of my pocket in the middle of a crowd in a very public place! As soon as I recovered my senses, I stuffed it back in my pocket, and we all just started busting out laughing our asses off! We could not maintain at all! It was that hysterical kind of high laughter that you sometimes just cannot get a grip on, mixed with a kind of crazy panic laughter from the fact that this ridiculous mixup could have got us all busted. We all just had to step out of line and go get our shit together before coming back.

Luckily no one saw the weed, but I think everyone there knew something was up with the crazy fucked up crowd of guys that had a laughing fit so bad they had to give up their sweet spot in line.

[Nutzilla]

This summer after work, sometime in the afternoon, I get a call my from one of my blazing partners. He tells me his parents were going to be gone until later in the night and that I should bring my bong over and chill. I tell him cool and meet my other buddy at his house like an hour later.

So the three of us go out to his screened in porch that is only separated from his neighbors by a row of trees and pack a bowl. So we are going bowl for bowl with some ok nugs and some pretty good ones. After about the 5th bowl we are really stoned. My buddies house who we are at decides to pack one more small one with some of his weed so of course I oblige.

The bong comes around to me and just as I put my mouth to it my friend sitting across the table started saying "Dad dad dad" in a somewhat hushed but frantic voice. I was like shit man wait your turn and don't call me dad. Unfortunately for us we were too high to form sentences.

All of a sudden I hear a knocking on the door to the inside behind us, oh fuck. I turn around to see my friend's dad there standing in the doorway staring at the bong. He comes in and in a very angry and loud tone says "Now what is all this!"

We were stunned and just sat there everyone looking at there shoes. No one said anything. After he repeated the question/statement for the fourth time the kids house who this is says its a bong. He told us it would be best if we left.

We walked out with all our gear inside, probably too high to safely drive. Me and my other buddy hop in the car and drive off. Literally two minutes later the kid whos house we were at calls and says "My dad says he is sorry for flipping out, come back and grab your bong and weed." Now keep in mind at this point I was VERY high and I just heard that the dad who had just caught us smoking weed in his house APOLOGIZED to us.

We drove back, got the stuff and eventually smoked again later that night. :jointsmile:

[dragonrider]

One night when I was in college, I got really high with a few friends, and we decided we wanted to go to 7-Eleven. It was about a half mile away, straight down one street, no turns or anything, just a straight shot. We start down the street when this guy in a wheel chair heading right down the middle of the same street calls out, "Where you going?"

We tell him we're gong to 7-Eleven.

"Great! I'll take you there!" he says.

We tell him we don't need anyone to take us there because we know exectly where it is ---straight ahead about a half mile.

He says, "No. You don't understand! I'm gonna TAKE YOU THERE! Now get behind and start pushing!"

So we are really wasted, and I guess I am the dumbass who caves in first, and I get behind this bastard in the wheel chair and start pushing him down the street. He doesn't have to push himself anymore so he takes out some gloves and puts them on his hands --- I guess he was getting cold and tired pushing himself to 7-Eleven.

Well, I'm not all that comfortable in the middle of the street, so I start heading for the sidewalk, but he starts screaming about how the sidewalk is to bumpy, keep in the street. So I figure I will at least get in the right lane and go with the traffic, but he says that side of the street is too bumpy too, and we need to be where the oncoming traffic can see us, so he wants me to keep in the left side of the street. I guess I am too high to really comprehend that this is a totally assinine situation because I just follow orders and push this ornery fucker down the street in oncoming traffic. My friends are following along on the sidewalk laughing their asses off at me for pushing this crazy wacko down the street in his wheelchair. A lot of cars came up on us and honked their horns, and he just waved his arms in the air and screamed at them to go around.

So we finally get to 7-Eleven and he tells us not to leave without him because he needs a push home. We get our stuff and he gets into a screaming argument with the cashier about how he doesn't want to buy a full dozen eggs. He only wants four eggs, and they should only charge him for four. While he's fighting it out with the poor 7-Eleven cashier, we make a break for it.

I wonder if the goddam sonofabitch ever made it home.

[tedsmoke]

well really its more a cool experience:

me and two friends co camping in central oregon at the start of winter (cold!). we got 1 night, an eight of dank, a tent (supposedly!) and some hotdogs with pocketknifes and no buns.

we find our spot in the woods and right away make the fire. next we realize we forgot the tent pole and find out well be sleeping on the ground (remember....winter!) no biggie tho. after a nigh of smoking only half the 1/8 and getting SO FUCKED UP, that were all making strange noises in the dark in the wood with almost no provisions for almost and hour, we all wake up freezing at abbout 4 in the morning to the beatiful sounds of a large pack of coyotes howling about a mile away while watching shooting stars under the very visible mercury and north star! mind blowing...

[dragonrider]

... i was just laughing my ass off because thats one of those moments i do not want to be in (takin a rip and then some one you dont want to see comes up and you have to exhale) but it was all good, just made it more interesting.

I've got one like that.

We used to go to this trippy mall in San Diego called Horton Plaza and walk around stoned. There were not a lot of good places to get high there, so we were looking for a good place one day and found one on this metal stairway behind a movie theater. There was a little landing right next to a door, and that's where we decided to smoke. So we were passing back and forth this pipe and getting really ripped, and I took in this HUGE hit, and I knew I was just about to cough really bad, when all of a sudden the door right behind me flies open and this guy steps out and yells, "WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING BACK HERE!"

"PUHHHHHHHHHHHHHaaaaaacckkkkkk!!!!!!! Cough! Cough! Cough! Oh God! Cough! Nothing, man! Cough! Not doing anything! Just leaving! Cough! Cough! Shit! Goddam! Cough!"

It hurt so bad letting out that huge cough with the total surprise of that bastard popping out right behind me that I couldn't breath and my eyes watered up so bad I couldn't see a thing. My freind took off dwon the stairs, and I just sort of stumbled along behind him following the noise. We got the hell out of there.

I guess that was actually the back door of the theater and they had a problem with people trying to sneak in that way.

[dragonrider]

Here's another wierd high encounter. Some friends came to visit me at college, and we went up onto the very top of this really tall building on campus to get high on this observation deck they have up there. This is late at night with no one around, and you can see all of the city lights out in front of you. In addition to getting high, there were substances we do not discuss involved, and so we were really really tripping hard.

We were up there for a very long time, but eventually it was time to leave, so we got in the elevator and started heading down. Still there was no one around --- we hadn't seen anyone for hours, so we were still just goofing off and acting wierd in the elevator. Around the fifth floor I told everyone, "Hey, we're about to re-enter society here, so maybe we better think about what might be waiting for us when that elevator door opens. Either no one is there, which would be good. Or someone could be waitng for the elevator, in which case we need to be ready to maintain."

It was like a very serious moment, and we all get ourselves together, serious expressions on our faces, ready for anything.

We hit the bottom floor.

The door opened.

Right in front of us, maybe two feet away, there is a cleaning woman on a huge ladder straddling the doorway, with all these buckets and mops and cleaning supplies piled all in front of the door, no way to get past!

"Hi, Guys!"

Holy shit! It might be the most unexpected thing I have ever experienced, because I had just been spending the previous minute preparing myself for all the possibilies of what might be there when the door opened. I don't think I would have been more surpirsed if it had been a lion.

We all just fell apart laughing. She must have thought we were a bunch of jackasses, but she seemed to think it was pretty funny too.

[greenhorngrower]

One time My buddy and I were smokin' after I had just gotten back from a 15 day trip and stayed clean from the green the entire trip, so needless to say I was getting ripped. Anyways, we ended up getting high and going for a walk down this dirt road near his house, and came across this area with some huge logs. Thats when my buddy decided he'd challenge me at lifting one of em over our heads (this was in my weightlifting days).. the thing is we didnt realize we were on some private property (although there was a posted sign on a tree right next to us... man were we blazed) ..Thats when this hillbilly old guy in a truck slows down, gets out of the vehicle and comes towards us without any words... we got sketched and threw the log down, than began to approach him... Thats when he got this strange look and once again without words turned around away from us and hurried back to his truck.. as we kept walking towards him to see what was up.. he reaches into his truck, and grabs what looks to be a shotgun or something.. he only flashed the but of the thing to let us know... than he panicked after i was like "wtf thats illegal".. he hopped in his truck and drove off... Fuckin hillbillies, gotta love em'

[dragonrider]

I hope I'm not getting carried away dominating this thread, but I have a lot of crazy stories, and I guess I am kind of on a roll getting them out.

I was driving around with some friends one night a long, long, long time ago. I was way too wasted to drive, so one of my friends was driving my car. He liked to drive it, because it was a '66 Mustang, and it was a fun car to drive. We were passing a joint around the car when we went around this sharp corner in the road, and my friend punched the gas to squeal the tires around the corner.

My other friend says, "Hey, dude! Don't do that. There could be a cop behind us," then turns his head to look back, "Holy Shit! There IS a cop behind us!"

The cop hits his lights.

I blow out my last hit, crush out the joint with my fingers, and stuff it into the seat.

My freind pulls to the side of the road, and suddenly we are totally surrounded by marked cop cars and unmarked cars! And all of these "jump out" cops with the windreakers that say POLICE in yellow letters pile out of their cars and engulf the entire area.

The cop from the car that hit us with the lights comes up to the driver's side, and the first thing he says is, "I smell marijuana. Have you been smoking marijuana?"

My freind knew it was pointless to deny it, but didn't tell him we were smoking only 3 seconds ago. He said, "We smoked a joint in here about 2 hours ago."

"An honest Man! I like an honest man! If I strip you down and tear this car apart, will I find any more drugs?"

"No officer, that was the last of it, two hours ago."

"Ok then. Be safe, and have a good evening."

And they all piled back into their cars and left in less than 30 seconds.

We decided that they had been looking for something in particular, and we were not it, so they didn't have time to bother with us.

That was one freaky encounter.

[Mr. J]

When I was 16 I used to smoke a lot with my girl's older sister's boyfriend (whos now my brother in law). It was good times, hes 5 years older then me and always had some real good kill compared to what I could score. Anyways, this one night we get so ripped I could not feel my face or nose, best way to put it, haha. I still lived at home at the time and while he was dropping me off at my house, I notice 2 white vans parked in front of my neighbors house across the street. It was out of place, because noone in my nieghborhood owned a white van, let alone 2 identical ones. I shrug it off and he pulls up to my driveway. As I'm reaching to get my piece from under the seat I look in the mirror and noticed what looked like 2 undercover cop cars pulling up and blocking the road off from where we came. At this point I start thinking to myself we are busted, one of my neighbors cought on that I was a toker and set us up (yea, I was a noob at the time). As I start to tell him what I see and trying to remain calm, I look over to see the 2 white van doors swing open and the swat team come running out, m16's with battering rams and flak jackets on and everything. More cop cars start to block off the other side of the road and I see more pulling around into the alley. I sit there, completely frozen and scared shitless, not knowing how to react or even what to think anymore. I look up and see a helicopter coming towards us, spotlight in my front yard. We look over at eatchother and both know what one another is thinking. I tuck the piece back under the seat and as I'm coming up I see the swat circling my neighbors house and getting ready to go in by force. Another helicopter shows up and they are both circling the house, spotlights going to the windows and yelling they have the place surrounded over the loud speaker. Turns out my neighbor that had moved in a few months ago had a giant meth lab set up in his garage, and he was about to get raided. Anyways, the guy wasnt home but they did end up busting down the garage and found everything. I never saw him again, I wonder if he got cought. I'll never forget that night, I thought I was gonna die in a hail of gunfire or something, haha.

[roth89]

Yeah, where is the painting? would be good to see it...

I was toking a joint in the middle of the night with a pal about 2 months ago in their back yard. I looked to the sky, which was clear and starry, when I saw something that looked like a star traveling at high speed across the sky. Along its trajectory (maybe wrong word) it got really really bright and glowed as though it was burning up, whatever it was. Then it started to dim and faded as though it left the earths' atmosphere. Me and my pal watched it and were confused as to what the hell it was. We had both talked about UFOs and Intelligence on numerous occasions prior to seeing what we saw. It was an interesting moment. My pal doesn't smoke bud so were weren't both intoxicated to the same degree. hmmmmm.. Odd?

shooting star perhaps?

[illnillinois]

shooting star perhaps?

I would say a satellite, they move really fast. solid light, not flickering..

[mattisnotonfire]

I always see them 'shooting star' things too if I lay outside at night...

Never sure what they are though. I always thought it was just debries from space coming back through the atmosphere and burning up.

[huh]

a couple months ago me and my 2 friends were on xtc and walking around at 2am smoking bowls. well we are walking through this field and this guys walking past going the opposite way. so we kind of hide the weed and keep walking. then i noticed the guy had turned around and started walking towards us. he then said "hey", so we stopped and my friend said "whats up". then the guy started talking to us for about an hour saying he was scoping the spot out for a skate park. so we kept talking to him and he mentioned he was just walking around town "preaching the book" and he showed us a bible he had. so we were like ok...

then he said that he smelt the weed were smoking so my friend pulled out the pipe and he was like "wow thats a cool piece", so since it was my weed i asked him if he wanted a hit. and he said yes! so we finished that bowl and proceeded to pack another and keep talking. after that he said his name was father brian and to stay safe.


i deffinatly had to pinch myself after he left.

[Born To Stone]

Ok lots of odd encounters, wish i can remember them all but i still remember some.....

One of the first times i smoked when i was about 14 or so i went out with my mate to get high for the first time on a school night. Since we had to get up the next day we both went home pretty blazed. Once i got home i had real bad munchies so i ask my mum to get me a pizza...lol next thing i know i wake up lyin on my bed at about 11:30 pm with a freezin cold pizza lyin next to my head...fuckin crashed out lol, wonder what my mum thought...... :rasta:

Also had many strange encounters smokin at night in my mates car seein as we end up goin to secluded places where we are unlikely to be caught blazin. This usually means the other people there are either blazin also, doggers or people who hang out in carparks at night in cars for lovely wholesome activities which i do not know about. One carpark inside my local park had many 'odd' encounters so we eventually learned our lesson and stopped goin. One time we were blazin a joint as per usual with the car facin away from the parkin spot we were in and a white van pulls up right infront of us blockin us in, then he puts on full beam and starts beepin.....so needless to say we panic and our like WTFFFF....my friend pulls out and they try and block off the exit but he does a loop and they follow and we get out and breathe a sigh of reliefff :wtf:. Also at said carpark we see a gang of about 10 or so people come out of the bushes in camo gear at like 11pm at night...so this is now not a regular smokin spot lol... :thumbsup:

Goin to the Sex Museum in Amsterdam was a very odd stoned experience also. We were all just stumblin thru looking at all the porn laughin and jokin around with all the strange stuff in there, but i found it kind of surreal to be standing with older folk who went there and took it all very seriously, looking closely at the porn on the wall and scratching their chin while viewing the giant statue of a penis...can't say we stayed in there too long, i wasn't used to looking at porn in a busy room...

Probably got a load more stories but they come and go :rastasmoke:

[Mythologic]

This isn't really an odd encounter but it's a special memory for me.

It was the summer when i was 16, July the Fourth to be exact. I was at a party with a lot of friends, and it started to get dark (around 8) so me and 4 other friends left and went to a party one of my friends parents were having. They were crazy rednecks and there were fireworks going off everywhere, as well as alcohol aplenty lying about. It was like a warzone. i remember wandering around a little baked in his backyard where i ended up standing alone in this ravine that everyone at the party was setting fireworks off in. it was just after an artillery salvo and this ravine was swallowed in smoke. It looked like 4/20 at a Kottonmouth Kings concert a day after weed had been legalized. Purple Haze by Jimi Hendrix was blasting in the background among the fireworks explosions. I had this epiphany, standing there in the smoke listening to Hendrix, that even though all this shit was going down in my life (parents divorce, fighting with my dad, screwing up in school, etc.) that everything was gonna be okay. It was one of the defining moments of my Teenage years. but anyways, i met up with my three buddies who had scored some free alcohol, (we had plenty of weed) and headed back to where we were staying that night. After my friends parents went to sleep we snuck out to his pool and started blazin by the starlight. we had a badass rotation going with 4 of our finest pipes going around. It was shwag but after we smoked so much i was pretty fucking twisted. the final count for the 4 of us smoking that night was 44 bowls, 11 each. I remember shambling into his room at 3 in the morning completely blitzed and posting up on the couch to watch Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas. Best 4th of July so far! :jointsmile:

[beatnuts]

When I was 16ish, 2 friends and I went up a canyon to smoke. We got to the trailhead parking lot and while unloading our bong, a stanger on a 10 speed said, hey can i hit that. We all looked around and said hit what? I mean the guy was around 50, so we figured what the hell, and we said sure. So we hike up about 1mile and started smoking. Shortly after we started, he asked us if he could paint a picture of us. Shocked and confused we said why not.

He grabbed his old backpack and grabbed some water paint, small cup and water and went to town. We smoked for about 30 minutes,
he painted all 3 of us in a circle chillin. And i must say it was a HELL of a picture.

We finshed up, said thanks and the dude biked off into the sunset.


couple hrs after, we all stopped and asked ourselfs, did that really just happen?
Wish i still had the painting..:joint1:

haha wow, that would be an amazing experience! i can only imagine what the painting looked like...

[snowblind]

me and my friend were havin a jay at the bottom of a hill that leads up to town. its by a car park that never gets used so its pretty secluded. we where about halfway up the hill with town on the top.

it was a large l and we where only 5 or 6 tokes into it when we saw a copper turn the corner from the bottom, then another, then another, then another. all dressed in full riot gear. sheilds, battons, helmets, the full works. there was about 30 all in all.

my friend snapped the jay, chucked it and we both frantically rolled cigarettes and sparked them. the first officer came up to us and asked us what we where doing.

we just replied we where on our way to town and stopped to chill for a smoke, (legal) as we had all the time in the day.

anyway it turns out that it was a big (english) football day, and the two local teams. who are both shit, but fans are brutal where playing. so they expected trouble.

so we said cheers for the heads up and would get out early and they all marched off.

man that fucked me up, thought i was gonna get the rodney king treatment.

lol

[CheeseOnToast]

as for me, the other day when we were waiting for our kebabs, two midgets wearing suites rode past on segways.

[MrMojoRisin7127]

as for me, the other day when we were waiting for our kebabs, two midgets wearing suites rode past on segways.


Are you talkin about Doner Kebabs?

[NinjaToke]

chasing my dog after he ran out the door twice.... hella lit... it was a ridiculous adventure

[ijustloveweed]

well me and a couple buddies went to the closest shroom field we knew of, we hop the fence and walk to the pasture.

We were pickin some shrooms and I look up and see this huge ass black bull infont of me and it stands up for a sec and grunts.

I was really baked so i just started to run. Luckily it didn't chase me but it gave me a real scare. Later on we saw 2 bulls fuckin, that was really weird. Then we ventured out to the field where the owners house was ( it has so many shrooms in that field and the other ones were a bit dry) We were pickin some more and one of my friends just yells "RUN", I look up to see this fuckin white truck haulin ass right at us. They get to the barbed wire fence right as we do and 3 guys get out of the truck yellin "get on the ground now!" I seriously almost pissed myself because they all had guns and one had a machete...... I ripped my shroom bag gettin over the fence, but luckily we got away. That was a really weird day

[StickyfingahZ]

Good stories! I enjoy reading them.
I got a few,here's one:
I got blazed hard out at my freinds and was walking home,this is about 10pm and I stop at the liquor store to grab a drink and a burritto,While I'm standing in line this older guy is staring at me,So I glance at him and nod hello.
Old guy:Wassup brah?
Me:not much,how you?
old guy:Good,good,...hows the family?
me:oh there good
old guy:hows mom and dad?dad still working in town?
me:oh yeah,their good,yeah he's still in town
old guy:you guys still live same place then yeah?
me:yeah,born and raised there,been there ever since.
old guy:so where your brother stay?
me:oh he's at his freinds house.
There's an awkward pause and he's staring at me hard...

old guy:ey...how I know you?
me:I dunno.
old guy:well,how come you was talkin to me like you know me?
me:I dunno bro,I was just saying hi,I have no idea who you is.
old guy:but you was talkin to me like you know who I am! (he was getting upset)
This is happening in line in the liquor store and people are staring at whats going on,and this old guy is telling the people I'm trying to play games with him.He was starting to get pissed.
So I turned around walked out the door with my food and bailed out,I could hear him calling me back and,I was freaked out.Never seen him again,but I was tripped out.I even went back there a few times to buy stuff and the cashier dude never mentioned anything about not paying for my stuff that night or what happened that night......I wouldnt bring it up.

[ijustloveweed]

Good stories! I enjoy reading them.
I got a few,here's one:
I got blazed hard out at my freinds and was walking home,this is about 10pm and I stop at the liquor store to grab a drink and a burritto,While I'm standing in line this older guy is staring at me,So I glance at him and nod hello.
Old guy:Wassup brah?
Me:not much,how you?
old guy:Good,good,...hows the family?
me:oh there good
old guy:hows mom and dad?dad still working in town?
me:oh yeah,their good,yeah he's still in town
old guy:you guys still live same place then yeah?
me:yeah,born and raised there,been there ever since.
old guy:so where your brother stay?
me:oh he's at his freinds house.
There's an awkward pause and he's staring at me hard...

old guy:ey...how I know you?
me:I dunno.
old guy:well,how come you was talkin to me like you know me?
me:I dunno bro,I was just saying hi,I have no idea who you is.
old guy:but you was talkin to me like you know who I am! (he was getting upset)
This is happening in line in the liquor store and people are staring at whats going on,and this old guy is telling the people I'm trying to play games with him.He was starting to get pissed.
So I turned around walked out the door with my food and bailed out,I could hear him calling me back and,I was freaked out.Never seen him again,but I was tripped out.I even went back there a few times to buy stuff and the cashier dude never mentioned anything about not paying for my stuff that night or what happened that night......I wouldnt bring it up.



that would trip me the fuck out

[flanders]

last friday night, me and a couple of buddies were hitting the bowl out in the country, and my friend looks up and says, "You guys see that thing around the moon?" We all start geeking out about this giant ring around the moon. I looked it up, and it's called a lunar halo, it's a once in a lifetime sight I guess.

[StickyfingahZ]

last friday night, me and a couple of buddies were hitting the bowl out in the country, and my friend looks up and says, "You guys see that thing around the moon?" We all start geeking out about this giant ring around the moon. I looked it up, and it's called a lunar halo, it's a once in a lifetime sight I guess.

yeah,those things are rare,I only seen one once,it was on my birthday,but have never seen it again.

Here is another one,True story.
One night after work my freind picked me up and we went to smoke,he drove me to the begining of Kahuku right of the main road onto this dirt path that was just in the middle of the boonies.....so it is DARK....just the moon above us.So I keep asking my buddy,why were smoking here (it was kinda scary) So he tells me he wanted to show me something,I keep asking what it is and he tells me to just wait,I trust him,So we burn a few bowls and I start smoking a cigarette and this is maybe 12:30 at night and all of a sudden I hear this woman Scream.....I jump out of my seat and Im looking through out my window trying to see through the bannanna trees and bushes and This woman Keeps screaming,like loud,like she is being killed or something,I freak out and I look at my freind and he's grinning at me and asks
"you hear dat?"
and Im like "Hells Yeah I hear dat what the F**k is that!?"
He tells me he dont know,he found this place earlier in the week and everytime he comes to the spot he hears the noise,he wanted to bring me to make sure it was for real.
Im buggin...askin him who the hell comes out to smoke by themselves in the middle of the boonies? He told me he was looking for a spot where no one was.
So I tell him we gotta go.
Next day at work,I bring this story up at lunch and this old lady tells me
"Thats Adams Field.....Thats a baseball field in old Kahuku that a little boy was found hung....his mom was looking for him and everyone was out looking for him,the mom found him at the baseball park hung...."
She told me its supposed to be a legend type thing that you can still hear the mom screaming.
True story,I never went back,just hearing those screams was enough.

[snowblind]

/\/\/\/\ there foxes around there, cus they have this weird mating call that sounds like a child being tortured.

[thedutchmaster83]

alrite so me and my friends are blazin at this park that closes at 8, it was around 10, we see headlights so we all run and hide, and then these guys are like "YO STONERS" and it was these dealers blazin a blunt lookin for customers, we were all broke tho.

also my friend used to live in this small house with a huge backyard where we would blaze. the property was also owned by his neighbor. so we're looking for a spot to smoke and it seemed like these construction workers were following us everywhere we went.

another time we were blazin at another friends house and we heard these really loud knocks on the door and someone rang the doorbell a bunch of times, so we're thinkin oh shit cops, so my friend slowly goes over to the door, we're all being quiet, one of my friends runs into a closet. so my friend who went to the door opened it and it was these little kids who were like "IS THIS CHARLIES HOUSE?" after that we were so relieved and smoked a few more bowls.

and finally, i was just hanging out in town fucked up and this guy starts looking at me really wierd, i could tell he knew i was stoned, then he blew smoke in my face and started laughing and ran to his car.

[dragonrider]

One time I was getting blazed with a bunch of freinds. We were sitting on the couch watching TV with all of our bongs, pipes, weed and beers on the coffee table. The door was next to the TV, so we were facing the door.

All of a sudden the door flew open and a group of aboput 6 people in their 40's came bursting in, dressed in nice clothes, carrying bottles of wine and food, all talking and laughing and having a great time, "Hellooooooo! Were here!"

They got about 8 feet into the room, saw us sitting there, and then just froze. We were so stunned, we just sat paralyzed on the couch, couldn't even speak. It seemed like we just stared at each other forever, no one moving at all, mouths gaping open.

Then they guy in front said, "Wups! Wrong House! Carry on gentlemen! Have a great evening!" And then they turned around and walked out. Didn't even leave us a caserole.

I'm sure they had a good story when they got to the neighbor's house.

[headieman]

Every New Year's I get blazed and drunk with a particular group of tight friends. The first time we did it, we were all 16 and we were over at my friend's house, and his parents were downstairs. Some of the people were getting drunk in the other room, but me and like 3 others were at it making a makeshift bong and smoking an ounce. I packed, so I hit first, but right after I inhaled, the dude's Dad walked in. I shoved the bong behind my back, but dude's dad stayed in the room for like another minute. Meanwhile, I have about a lung and a half of harsh smoke. As his Dad turned around to leave, I had to let it out. Good thing he didn't turn around again, he was a strict mofo. We ended up getting blazed as helll that night.:stoned:

[BongLoser]

Well this wasn't odd but it was one hell of a buzz kill.

Some odd years back Me and my cousin were setting out in my pickup smoking and listening to some music at about midnight. My dad comes out yelling at us about being lazy and everything and makes us go inside and keeps yelling till he finally thinks we've had enough and he goes back to bed.

The worst part was we had just built a big ass dog pen that day and didnt finish until 9 that night.

It wasnt odd but fuck it ruined my high.

[illnillinois]

I have enjoyed all the posts. Thanks to everyone, hope the readers have liked..

[WeedNeedy]

me and my friend were smoking in the woods (this is like when we were 16 or 17) we were pretty high, and then we started talking about how there had been coyote sightings in the area (this is pretty close to a city) and then we started getting all paranoid and scared at every chipmunk or leaf falling....then we were goin up this little hill and we hear pitter patter of something walking....something running (oh god what the fuck is that!?) oh my god its close! our hearts are goin a million beats per minute....then over the hill comes what we thought was a coyote....we saw it and just fucking DOVE down the hill and started rolling...i rolled into a ditch type thing and covered my head with my arms....then i heard a voice say "come here girl" and looked up and some dude came over the hill calling his husky dog...me and my friend, although still shooken up laughed so hard...the dude musta thought we were crazy....i will never forget that

anouther time a few of us were coming home from a bar and we were smoking..it was like 2am, draggin my feet and i accidently stepped on a pack of matches and they ignited....i thought that i had burst into flames for no reason like spontaneous combusted and i freaked the FUCK out....my friends had a good laugh

[inbud]

Have to say, one of the best threads i have ever read on this site, thanks a bunch all of you. i am crying i am laughing so hard.
"hows the parents?" lol..."live in the same place?" rofl
keep them comming, gonna keep an eye on this thread.
inbud

[MadSativa]

Well heres mine kind like alot of all of yours but, back in the day before the steal bombers were well know (85-93) we used to see em all the time. THey use military bases to test their stealthyness, well now we see and do not see the strngest fuking things here. These invisible blimps have been spoted, but even more so thier seveilance equipment can sometimes come out on wire less security cameras, or audio can be herd when their is nuthing their. I know its hard to swollow but we saw the big wings in the sky way before anyone eles and now we still see and hear the new things. Kinda fuks with you when you know your the only thing bumping in the night.

[illnillinois]

The thread has hit 4 pages.. great stories keep them coming.

[SunnySativa]

So i was at this party up at college, was drinking and i was pretty drunk, and of course i was chiped (http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=chipe) as hell from some nuggets. So some kid is there sellin mushrooms and he had one cut left and i was like yea ill get that, so drunk as i am i put it in a Dixie cup and just down it without thinking., [this was like A LOT of dust/crystals BTW]. My friend had just taken them to so i was like good ill have someone to trip with....WELLLL my girl [at the time] was like lets go back to our dorms [when i lived in the dorms at the time] so i was like ok [not tripping yet] got back and she falls asleep, im awake for the next 6 or so hours tripping...that was the "get you up to speed" part now heres the experience...

So layin next to her i get up, turn on the TV and its this Civic Hybrid commercial, heres the Civic Hybrid Commercial (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1V86wJWtP8Y) on youtube.com. So im tripping my balls of at this point watching this commercial like, WOWWW, then the show comes on which is the episode of Futurama when bender makes him self outta wood on this island where old out of date robots are and he builds a ship outta wood, anywayz i thought it was like the yellow submarine or something haha. SO after that i look into a mirror and i can see the reflection in my eye ball of the mirror and i feel like my reflection is gunna grab me or something then i get this call from my friend thats tripping down at the house i was partyin at like, "They got glow sticks taped to the ceiling fan and turned it on, it looks crazy you gotta get down here" sooo im like "yeah ill be down there". I leave the room see this kid on his cell phone in the hallway and in my head it looked like he was drunk laughin and everything so im like YEAHH HEY MAN WHATS UP, he stops his conversation looks at me and is like "umm hey" obviously NOT fucked up at all, so instantly im like SHIT, i probably look crazy as hell so i try and play it off like, "umm nothing, just drunk" He's like where were you partyin at, i was just like at my boys crib [and immediately i felt so uncomfortable cuz im tripping my face off and this dude is like interrogating me, so it felt]. So i get outside and people were walkin around still [it was like 2am] and some shadows were moving fast and real slow. I got into my car, touched the FREEEZING cold steering wheel [cuz it was dead winter], pull out of the parking lot, get about 4 yards, turn around and park my car right back where i pulled out, i was just thinking, theres NO WAY IN HELL I CAN DRIVE, so im sitting in my car with it off in the cold for 10 minutes tryin to pull myself together enough that i can make it back in the dorm without looking crazy. I look out the window and i see a bunch of people just laughin SOOO HARD, and i feel like they are laughin at me so i immediately just look forward, then i decide to get out of the car and when i do, there is no one outside...i get back into the room and finish my night lookin at crazy shit and watching tv, but theres was a little more things that happened but those are the best parts, i was tripping crazy hard

[SunnySativa]

Wow, i didnt even realize i typed that much, hes a shorter blaze story
So if anyone knows the college in Western PA, [USA] called Slippery Rock University, i was visiting up there and theres these woods, i actually found pictures of it on youtube.com Kennedys Mills (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UEZrfBU1VJU), think it also goes by Frew Mills. Its this ladies private property she died tho, but in order for her kids to get it passed to them she said you have to keep it open to the public tho, so its private property so cops cant just go back there, but its open to the public so its always filled with Hippies and people camping/partying/swimming..etc there. Anywayz we go down there, get real high and meet this like 40 year old dude thats camping in the middle of these woods by himself, so we chill with him and my friend is like you should come chill and smoke with us back in the dorm room, [cuz my boy was ALWAYS blazing it up in his dorm room, no smoke alarms[heat sensors] and he was on the top floor. So we chill with this dude just talkin about crazy stuff tho i cant recall much of what we talked about, but dude was cool as shit and im glad i met him. He was like one of those kinda people youd shy away from talkin to if you saw them like on the street or something, but he was cool as hell and loved to blaze and just conversate

[highfive]

This past summer I worked on my uncles cattle ranch. so he has everything that you could ask for in order to make being a ranch hand easy. He had many mule atvs, 4 wheelers and old trucks that he let me drive around on the land. All summer long me and a few buddies would go and explore the land in these vehicles all the while smoking j after j.

anyways, after getting blitzed, we all decided to go down a trail that we had not been down before, way out in the middle nowhere. We rode around and eventually came to a dead end, so i put the vehicle in reverse and try to back my way out, when all of a sudden we hear POP WHOOOOOOOOSH. one of the tires had rolled over a small sharp stump and there was no spare. we get out to investigate and we find the hole in the tire that the air was rushing out of. we just kind of ran around he vehicle for a minute trippin out (much too high for that situation) when my friend comes up with a solution, or so he thought. He jabs a stick into the hole in the tire thinking that it would stop the leak..... it did in fact slow down the leak, and for the moment we were all relieved thinking that we had been saved, until we realized that we were just really high and a stick would not do the trick. so we take the stick out and the hole is about 2 sizes larger. so then i tell them that im just going to drive it back to the barn and that i will come back and get them with one of the trucks. so, i tell the boys to wait there while i drive the atv back to the barn, my reasoning was that their added weight would cause the air to come out faster than it already was. So i leave them there in the 100 degree heat while im am high as hell racing back to the barn, basically riding the rim all the way there. everything ended up good, but man, it was a trip....

[Infamous]

Last week I went outside for a cancer stick and no joke...... there was a chicken looking up at me. I offered it no strings attached chicken sex but it declined so I picked it up under one arm and took it for a walk. After returning from the park some old lady ran up to me and said "Oh thankyou so much!!", took the chicken off me and gave me a fiver for finding it. I said i'd prefer to sex the chicken but I dont think she heard me so I just went back inside.

That is 100% true.

(Except for the sex parts)

[BongLoser]

Remembered another time it was, My Friend Jay, His girl Bri, and Me.

Well we were out in a field behind an old house high as hell. I was settin down by a tree chillin to some music and my friends were right beside me and then all of a sudden a helicopter shines its spotlight down right on us! We all freak the fuck out and I'm just like "STay up against the tree and they can't see us!"

Remind you it was the middle of winter... there were 0 leaves to be found anywhere!

So we haul ass back up to the road and the helicopter keeps going, nothing is as fucked up as that happening so we all went straight home for a while then they left.

Not sure why the helicopter shined on us since it was an emergency evac helicopter but all well it makes for a fun story.

[ToDrunkToFish]

I was at a buddies house and smokin a lil. Theres were 4 of us and we were all gona take acid that night. So the dealer comes and goes. We all take our hits and take a couple tokes to kick start the night.

As soon as my friend set the bowl down theres a fuckin Slug on his hand. Its the middle of winter and we were inside the whole time. We aint got a clue how the hell it got there. And this was before we were trippin. We knew it was real =p

[dragonrider]

Last week I went outside for a cancer stick and no joke...... there was a chicken looking up at me. I offered it no strings attached chicken sex but it declined so I picked it up under one arm and took it for a walk. After returning from the park some old lady ran up to me and said "Oh thankyou so much!!", took the chicken off me and gave me a fiver for finding it. I said i'd prefer to sex the chicken but I dont think she heard me so I just went back inside.

That is 100% true.

(Except for the sex parts)

Did you just say an old lady gave you five bucks to fuck a chicken?

[dragonrider]

I was at a buddies house and smokin a lil. Theres were 4 of us and we were all gona take acid that night. So the dealer comes and goes. We all take our hits and take a couple tokes to kick start the night.

As soon as my friend set the bowl down theres a fuckin Slug on his hand. Its the middle of winter and we were inside the whole time. We aint got a clue how the hell it got there. And this was before we were trippin. We knew it was real =p

You're probably lucky that slug did not show up about 2 hours later, or you would have freaked the hell right out.

[Infamous]

Did you just say an old lady gave you five bucks to fuck a chicken?

I was young, drunk and foolish :rolleyes:

[dragonrider]

I was young, drunk and foolish :rolleyes:

Then it's totally understandable. But next time hold out for ten.


Good story, by the way.

[tenajtimmad]

i got 1 . so me & some Buddy's went to a hotspring. past the bong around for 20 m 3 minutes later a biker looking dude gets in to the water NUDE (we where 13 at the time ) he go's up to us and says you boys are looking sexy and then he leaves get out of the water and walks off nude it was cold out to.:wtf:

LOL WTF

[KushG69]

Me and my best friend climbed about halfway up the fifty foot rock face above our favorite swimming hole into a little cavern on the side and smoked that mother up. I bet smoke was pouring out of that little cave...then when we were done, we jumped right off into the water...it was awesome.

[Sandman27]

Oddest? Maybe not but this is deff my favorite.

Me and my friend Scott went out and bought a half ounce. We were just about just chill and smoke at my place when we desided that we wanted to do something different, Like go somewhere new. Suddenly his phone goes off and its one of his friends, friends that knew he smoked, but hasnt smoked with him. Turns out She has a few buddys coming over to smoke at her house and asked if we wanted to join. Of Coarse we did.

1am.We get there and the house is littered with her sisters friends drunk as can be. Falling all over the house and shit. We just laughed our asses off, went into the dinning room table and started to roll a blunt. Then people started to join and started throwing down and rolling there own. JUST before we start to light them off, someone suggests we go to some bridge that ive never heard of, yet seen.

Me and Scott get in my car, and they get into theres. We start following them and sparking up our own bowl on the way there. Me must have smoked 2 bowls before we got there. Everyone gets out and takes a mile long hike down some trail and road. When we get there its this HUGE bridge for joggers and shit. The bridge is prob a good 500-700 feet above a canal and the bridge is easily 50 feet wide. We get to the middle of the bridge and spark up the blunts. We go threw about 3 blunts between 6 of us and then we get to talking.

"If zombies were on one side and a T-rex was on the other side of the bridge which side would you run to?"

The convo stays on horror and being killed type of stuff. Then someone has a brillant idea to break into the cemitary and chill out there to finish our convo. Everyone was game. so we all leave the bridge and head out. We get there and i park on a street right next to the cemitary. Im already high as shit, but i pack another bowl for myself for the walk to the middle. SOON as i finish the bowl, someone says COP.

A cop pulls in front of the cemitary and starts shining the spot light threw the cemitary. We all hide behind trees and it looks like we are just about to get way. Some IDIOT we are with bolts for my towards my car. Me and Scott look at each other and sprint for it as well. I didnt want to the cop to see my car and get it call in for shit. Suddenly a 2nd cop comes out of no where and pulls next to my car, while the other 1st come comes speeding down the path we were walking on. I run over graves until my friend get caught in front of me. I look at a name on the grave and dropped my bowl on the grass below. The other cop who didnt get my other friend calls me over.

"Put your fucking hands up!"

Mind you im high as FUCK, but soon as he asked me a single question, i used all my mite and sobered up. He took my wallet and told me to get in the back of the cop car. I get in and the high comes back in a big way. Even though im sitting in the back of the cop car, for the first time in my life, im fucking pumped. It was kinda fun. He pulls my record up and shows me everything that ive ever gotten in trouble with.

The cop drives me over to Scott and the other kid. Both them are on there knees in the dirt (ha). They tell me to stand next to them, and the cops tell us to go home. It wasnt till this moment that i relise that we left the weed in the cup holder of my car. The cop glances in without his flash light, gets in his car and leaves us.

we all get in the car and just laugh our asses off, and go home. Turns out the other 3 got away free. The next morning i went back, found the name i remembered and got my bowl back. Ever since my bowl has been named the after its guardian "Harold Thompson"

(damn this story was longer then i thought it would be)

[smokies delight]

man one time me and my friend went to holland and went to a coffee shop, we each bought one gram, we all smoked a personal and the we smoked 2 blunts, in one blunt was easily 2 grams maybe more and the other had the rest of mine. so i smoked easliy a gram or 2 in less than an hour, so i was fucked and this shit was like 12 euros a grams so bomb shit, we start walkin and right bout now i start trippin, like my body just starts to go into straight chill mode. and we wall to KFC and we get food
i sit down to eat, i cant because im too fucked up, it felt like my body just went numb, i had to move my legs just to make sure they were still there. haha. but anyways they walk me to the car for some reason and i pass the fuck out, 4 hours later i wake up and we are leaving, and get this i was still fucked up. the shortest time ive ever spent in holland. i swear i tend to freak out in fast food places, it weird, but watever
but man i wanna hear more stoies.

[alexk1ng]

Oddest? Maybe not but this is deff my favorite.

Me and my friend Scott went out and bought a half ounce. We were just about just chill and smoke at my place when we desided that we wanted to do something different, Like go somewhere new. Suddenly his phone goes off and its one of his friends, friends that knew he smoked, but hasnt smoked with him. Turns out She has a few buddys coming over to smoke at her house and asked if we wanted to join. Of Coarse we did.

1am.We get there and the house is littered with her sisters friends drunk as can be. Falling all over the house and shit. We just laughed our asses off, went into the dinning room table and started to roll a blunt. Then people started to join and started throwing down and rolling there own. JUST before we start to light them off, someone suggests we go to some bridge that ive never heard of, yet seen.

Me and Scott get in my car, and they get into theres. We start following them and sparking up our own bowl on the way there. Me must have smoked 2 bowls before we got there. Everyone gets out and takes a mile long hike down some trail and road. When we get there its this HUGE bridge for joggers and shit. The bridge is prob a good 500-700 feet above a canal and the bridge is easily 50 feet wide. We get to the middle of the bridge and spark up the blunts. We go threw about 3 blunts between 6 of us and then we get to talking.

"If zombies were on one side and a T-rex was on the other side of the bridge which side would you run to?"

The convo stays on horror and being killed type of stuff. Then someone has a brillant idea to break into the cemitary and chill out there to finish our convo. Everyone was game. so we all leave the bridge and head out. We get there and i park on a street right next to the cemitary. Im already high as shit, but i pack another bowl for myself for the walk to the middle. SOON as i finish the bowl, someone says COP.

A cop pulls in front of the cemitary and starts shining the spot light threw the cemitary. We all hide behind trees and it looks like we are just about to get way. Some IDIOT we are with bolts for my towards my car. Me and Scott look at each other and sprint for it as well. I didnt want to the cop to see my car and get it call in for shit. Suddenly a 2nd cop comes out of no where and pulls next to my car, while the other 1st come comes speeding down the path we were walking on. I run over graves until my friend get caught in front of me. I look at a name on the grave and dropped my bowl on the grass below. The other cop who didnt get my other friend calls me over.

"Put your fucking hands up!"

Mind you im high as FUCK, but soon as he asked me a single question, i used all my mite and sobered up. He took my wallet and told me to get in the back of the cop car. I get in and the high comes back in a big way. Even though im sitting in the back of the cop car, for the first time in my life, im fucking pumped. It was kinda fun. He pulls my record up and shows me everything that ive ever gotten in trouble with.

The cop drives me over to Scott and the other kid. Both them are on there knees in the dirt (ha). They tell me to stand next to them, and the cops tell us to go home. It wasnt till this moment that i relise that we left the weed in the cup holder of my car. The cop glances in without his flash light, gets in his car and leaves us.

we all get in the car and just laugh our asses off, and go home. Turns out the other 3 got away free. The next morning i went back, found the name i remembered and got my bowl back. Ever since my bowl has been named the after its guardian "Harold Thompson"

(damn this story was longer then i thought it would be)

that was such a badass story. thank you for telling.:thumbsup:

[Shinmyoken]

Well it was one of those days where we woke up and just blazed good shit all day. I was out of it. At some point, we ended up at the local park. I was in the parked car in broad daylight. My friends got out to go do something, I don't remember what. I was just watching people walk on the concrete path when these kids appeared, playing with a ball. Their mother was close behind them.

Another woman was walking from the other direction. She stops in front of the kids, takes the ball, and KICKS IT INTO THE FUCKING WOODS! The mother stands there in shock and the woman kinda stands there, then says something to the kids (apologizing maybe) and walks off.

I was just sitting in the car going, "Did that just fucking happen?"

[dragonrider]

The mother stands there in shock and the woman kinda stands there, then says something to the kids (apologizing maybe) and walks off.

Maybe she didn't apologize. Maybe she said, "So what are you gonna do now, you little babies? Gonna cry? Cry you little crybabies!"

That was a funny story!

[dragonrider]

... I look at a name on the grave and dropped my bowl on the grass below. ...

.... The next morning i went back, found the name i remembered and got my bowl back. Ever since my bowl has been named the after its guardian "Harold Thompson"

I didn't know what you were doing at first, but that was smart! Harold Thompson must have been a good man. Good story!

[4.2O]

Wow, i didnt even realize i typed that much, hes a shorter blaze story
So if anyone knows the college in Western PA, [USA] called Slippery Rock University, i was visiting up there and theres these woods, i actually found pictures of it on youtube.com Kennedys Mills (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UEZrfBU1VJU), think it also goes by Frew Mills. Its this ladies private property she died tho, but in order for her kids to get it passed to them she said you have to keep it open to the public tho, so its private property so cops cant just go back there, but its open to the public so its always filled with Hippies and people camping/partying/swimming..etc there. Anywayz we go down there, get real high and meet this like 40 year old dude thats camping in the middle of these woods by himself, so we chill with him and my friend is like you should come chill and smoke with us back in the dorm room, [cuz my boy was ALWAYS blazing it up in his dorm room, no smoke alarms[heat sensors] and he was on the top floor. So we chill with this dude just talkin about crazy stuff tho i cant recall much of what we talked about, but dude was cool as shit and im glad i met him. He was like one of those kinda people youd shy away from talkin to if you saw them like on the street or something, but he was cool as hell and loved to blaze and just conversate

dude i GO to that school. there really isnt much to do here but blaze and meet crazy people like the guy you describe. how long ago was this?

[Sandman27]

I just remember another story.

I picked up some of my buddies and we smoked in my van. It was around midnight, cold as hell, and snow all over. So less traffic is out. Everyone brought there piece and there own weed. We had 2 bowls, and a bong, and prob around an ounce all together. We baked out my van and everything was fine. We started talking about this kid we all fucking hated and we desided to snow ball the shit out of his house. His house is at the bottom of this very large hill. We get out snow ball the living shit out of his house, i mean we must have hit every window on that side of the house. We jump back in the van and head towards my place its like a 3 min drive, just basically down the street.

We get about to my house when my friend freaks saying that he must have dropped his phone in front of the house. It was his brand new phone so we went back to the scene of the crime to look for it. I stayed in the car ready to go, and they went out and found it. The moment they get in the car, a car starts coming down the hill.

"PLEASE dont be a cop" i mutter to myself.

I pull up to the stop sign. Its a fucking cop. I keep driving and the cop instantly gets on my ass. The van reaks of weed. We got soo much weed and all our pieces, we are fucked. Everyone in the car trys not to scurry around in the van, but everyone is stashing there shit. the cop follows me and follows me. Im like beyond bugged out, making sure i dont make a single mistake in my driving. JUST before i get to my house i pass a side street, the cop turns on his lights. My heart DROPS, and he bolts down the side street.

We are all in disbelief that the cop didnt pull us over. We didnt talk till we getting out of the van going into my house. All of us shaking our heads, repeating "I cant believe he didnt pull us over".

that was EASILY the most frightened ive ever been with weed.

[HickSS]

Good stories guys, keep em' coming.

This was about 2 years ago, maybe a little less. Me and a buddy were drinking while putting on his body kit on his 93 camry. Sure it was the biggest POS ever but it was fun to us being the first car, we really got into modifing on.

Well about about 4 captain and cokes later and some good cuts from the fiberglass, the bodykit is finally on and looking great. We look at and compliment each other and ask each other if were drunk or not. Im like, "eh" and hes the same way so we go upstairs and smoke a couple bowls outta his new bong. 7pm rolls around and since its a friday night, we decide to take the car out on the strip to show off. (This was in vegas) Well I dunno how he was but I was completely obliterated. We are hauling ass through traffic on a major road to the vegas strip and we see a new 05' corvette infront of us coming up at a stop light. We get in the left lane next to him and are like nice car! He looks over and is like, pfft.

[HickSS]

Oh god damnit, I accidently pressed enter and wont let me edit for 10 mins..bah, lol.

[dragonrider]

Oh god damnit, I accidently pressed enter and wont let me edit for 10 mins..bah, lol.

Now you've lost the narative thread. Like the time I watched four fucking hours of Spartacus and the tape crapped out on the last 5 minutes....

[HickSS]

Damn that sucks. I think I watched that in a history class, lol. But yeah, im new to this forum and thought I could edit right after I messed up. I wrote like 4 paragraphs, a big sigh of being done, press enter to finish edit and get the wait period...some pot would be nice right about now, lol. But anway, dont want to hijack the thread, more stories!

[dragonrider]

I think the way it works is if you post, and then want to change what you posted, you have to do it before 10 minutes go by. It's not that you have to wait for ten minutes and then edit. As long as you see an "Edit" button on the post next to the "Qoute", "Qoute+" and "Reply" buttons, you can edit. If that is gone, just do another post.

[HickSS]

Were like what a dick and as soon as the light goes green, we unleash all 100 hp (lol) and give it all she has. As we weave in and out of traffic we notice the 05 vette following our line probably 5 cars back. We slow up to a red light coming up and he gets past a few cars to get next to us in the right lane. He yells, "Slow your ass down, im undercover metro!". My buddy is like yeah fucking right and revs the engine. He yells, "Dont you do it again! Or your going to have a real bad night." At this point, my high pretty much killed my drunkness so im just looking at him smiling like a moron while by buddy kyle is still feeling the captain in him wanting to go go go. Light turns green, screeeeech the tires go and were off yet again. He doesnt pass and continues to stay on our ass through moderate traffic. Probably 5 miles later I look into the mirror and lean to kyle saying "Hey man, that vette is still on us, maybe he was serious and not fucking around". Kyle is like "Yeah I noticed, hes been there the last 5 miles you high mofo.." and we both start laughing. We come up to the next light in the right turning lane and see that the vette got stuck in one of the center lanes. Kyle throughs a peace sign out the window and peels out onto the road. He makes an imidiate right behind a complex I guess in fear that the vette gets through the stopped traffic somehow and finds us. After going down the the back alley for 20 seconds, he makes a right and then another right that leads us 10 cars back behind the vette in his lane...a lot of good that did I tell him. Well the vette sees us and stays still as the light turns green. Cars are honking at him to go but he still is motionless. Eventually the cars behind him get into other lanes to pass andn as we see fingers fly at him as the cars go by, we realize its just us behind him. Kyle floors it by him because the same turning lane we just went through was full. The vette takes off and and resumes his pursuit. We make a left on some road and see him falling back with 5+cops on his ass and he pulls over. We see this and go hell yeah, wrong person jackasses and laugh. As I stop laughing, I look into the mirror and notice blue and red lights getting closer and closer. It turned out there are now 7 cops 15 carlengths back closing in fast. Kyle panics and turns into a neighborhood and makes some quick turns and ends up parking infront of some house and turns the lights off. As we lay waaay back in the seats and listen to the sirens get closer and closer, I tell him, were fucked dude. He goes yeah no shit. 10 secs later.."GET OUT OF THE CAR WITH YOUR HANDS BEHIND YOUR HEAD!' We get out very slowly and then they yell at us to get on the ground. We do so of course and get cuffed right away. An officer picks me up and walks me to his hood, takes out my wallet and asks me if I have any weapons or drugs, blah blah blah and says tells me he'll be right back. I take a big breath and look up and then look at kyle talking to 3 officers. The officer that took my wallet comes back and says says, "Well your clean." I was like yes sir, usually dont get mixed up in this kind of stuff and chuckle. He was actually pretty cool and says, "Yeah, you werent the driver so we cant kick your ass" and laughs. As he laughs, im thinking to myself, there is no way in hell he is being cool about our little chasse through north las vegas. He ends up talking to me about kyles car and asks questions about the engine and body kit..Im still cuffed but we shoot the shit for 15 min as my buddy still is being questioned about a possible hit and run it on a H2..My cops says follow me sir and stands me next to my buddy and another cop comes out of his car and says, "Well boys, you guys had the luckiest break youll ever get." Our mouths drop but im still smiling a little bit, lol. He says, we checked your records and you guys have never pulled anything like this before so consider this a warning and if you ever do it again, we will take you to jail like you should be on your way now too. We say thank you officers over and over again. They uncuff us and tell us to get in the car and go home. Me and kyle are looking at each as we are walking and getting into the car and say "HOLY SHIT!" We hear the cops start their cars up and leave and we just sit there for 20 mins thinking about what really just happened. It was one hell of a night that I will never forget. Sorry it was long but I love to tell that story

[SFGurrilla]

Three of my buddies and I were sitting next door at a house my friends parents used to own. We were all tripping on 60x salvia walking around the back yard, smoking and just having a good time. As I finish breaking the rel-lo, a cop comes around the corner, he turns his head behind him. I pitched my rubber grinder over my shoulder and it SMACKED the fence. The cops head whips around as he tells us to follow him. Still tripping on salvia, we follow the cop out front. Where five more cops are there. After the whole mess, they let us go with trespassing warnings. We went back and found the grinder and toked the buds up. Craziest day ever.

[dragonrider]

Despite loss of narrative thread and technical difficulties, that was a pretty damn good story!

(Car chase story in two parts up above^^^^)

[HickSS]

Three of my buddies and I were sitting next door at a house my friends parents used to own. We were all tripping on 60x salvia walking around the back yard, smoking and just having a good time. As I finish breaking the rel-lo, a cop comes around the corner, he turns his head behind him. I pitched my rubber grinder over my shoulder and it SMACKED the fence. The cops head whips around as he tells us to follow him. Still tripping on salvia, we follow the cop out front. Where five more cops are there. After the whole mess, they let us go with trespassing warnings. We went back and found the grinder and toked the buds up. Craziest day ever.
Wow man, thats pretty tough to do. I did, I think the 30x and I was knocked out pretty much. Congrats on doing the impossible in my book, lol.

[HickSS]

Despite loss of narrative thread and technical difficulties, that was a pretty damn good story!

(Car chase story in two parts up above^^^^)

Thanks for clearing it all up with me man. But yeah, I remember it like it was last week. Talk about an adrenline rush while your back though:dance:

[StonedJew]

Me and a few friends were walking to the store from a party at maybe 2 or 3 in the morning and we were pretty lit. We walked past a parking lot with a grey pickup in it. After we walked past the lot, the truck turned on and started driving towards us. When the truck got closer, I could see that there was a 40ish man driving. He stopped next to us and threw us $20 and told us to go home and tell our parents that we love them. He was obviously VERY drunk. Then he drove off.

That experience has to be one of the wierdest experiences I have ever had in my life.

[ElMotero]

first time I got high, I was chilling in front of my friend's house while he skated, and I looked down the street and I (thought I)saw this 30-year old guy walking down the middle of the street in nothing but his boxers about 40 yards away from us, in broad daylight in the middle of the afternoon... In retrospect, it sounded really weird, maybe I was imagining it

[partcleguy]

Ok, I'll post some of my favorite stories.

The first one took place in Italy this summer. I was abroad with a college program, and I took trips every weekend to some really awesome places. (Yes, I went to Amsterdam first weekend, but I was alone and it wasn't the best experience). So I went to Cinque Terre which is on the west coast of Italy. Its made up of like 5 medieval or really old towns along the coast. You can hike between them in a day. Anyway, the night we got there, we went down to the marina after a big Italian dinner of the best nocce pasta with pesto (a specialty in Cinque Terre). We had four bottles of wine for five people, two were sparkling red which was really sweet but good. I had bought weed in Amsterdam and smuggled about a half ounce back to Italy (lasted the whole trip!). So imagine the most beautiful, very rocky coastline you can with water blue the way you imagine it would be in paradise. We crawled over the rope barrier down to some rocks to watch the sun go down. Eventually the other guy in the group began building a fire, this sorta freaked me out because it didn't seem like the place to do it and you had to reach through a fence to find dry roots, the only wood nearby. Anyway, we smoked two bowls with the ocean breeze lapping at our hair and the moon shining above. We managed to finish all the wine and the other dude (the other three were girls) threw up all over his shoes and could barely walk. His shoes were stained red from the wine lol... The next day we hiked through all the five towns. It took us 8 1/2 hours because of lots of rest and stopping in each town for gelato (italian ice cream) and the beach. At one point, I was getting gelato and reaching into my pocket for money, but I dropped the weed in the middle of the store. I don't think anyone noticed, but I thought it was hilarious. It was very rewarding to make it to the end. Of course were smoking bowls the entire way. There were doors in the side of the narrow trail (on the side of a mountain btw) in some places and we ducked into one to smoke. It was so sketchy but awesome at the same time. At one point there was a guy on the side of the trail selling wine to people passing by. It was a great trip...

[da5mikeY]

Me and my two other friends were sitting on a bench at a local park/lake when a lady who was speed walking, around the age of 55, stops and asks us timidly if she can ask us a question, so we say why not and wait for the question. She proceeds to tell us about her phone and how she has gone through three of them in the past year because of a white screen that has popped up on everyone of her phones. Then she tells us "she got a new battery" and talks to us like we were Verizon experts. You probably had to be there to find this humorous but it was just still ridiculous and out of control.

[partcleguy]

Oh, I forgot to mention I left one of my baggies of weed on the rocks, and it was gone when I looked for it the next morning :(

Another good story was when I traveled to St. Augustine, Florida, with one of my friends from home. We drove over to stay with some of his relatives and his mom, but we were determined to smoke. We were both still sorta new at the smoking thing. For some reason, he didn't want to smoke in his car (probably cause it was really busy in the city). For those of you who don't know it, St. Augustine is a really, really old city started originally by the Spanish. Its completely developed with no where good to get off the road and smoke. At least where we were. So we eventually stopped at a gas station. We sketchily go behind some building (maybe it was the bathroom) and smoke and we have absolutely no cover except for a direct line of sight from the gas station. Luckily nothing happened. We ended up going to Ripley's believe it or not. We got to a point where it looked like a bunch of people were taking a picture so we waited... and waited... and realized they were fake! It was a gag... whenever you walked by, a flash would go off as if you ruined the picture. We were sooo freaked out and worried that it was obvious we were high because we waited so long! Well we eventually made it back to the house and as we were walking around back, the biggest snake I've ever seen starts rattling its tail! It was a black snake and we were so high! It was just one thing after another that day...

[StonedJew]

On the first day I had my license, me and about 4 of my buddies were driving around in my dads truck at about 2 in the morning. We were passing around a few blunts so we were lit. Somehow we got into a conversation about haunted places of Michigan. One of my friends starts talking about this haunted park.

The story goes as follows...A few years back a couple of people were sitting in thier car at the park. It was late. At about 2:55 in the morning they go to leave. Since they didnt want anyone to alert anyone to thier presense they choose to drive w/o headlights until they get out of the park. They start driving down the road out of the park and out of no where a black figure runs out in front of them and they hit it. They get out to see what they hit, but found nothing. They then get back in the car. Right before pulling away, something jumps on the hood and starts pounding. Then it stopped arruptly. After it stopped, they drove off as quick as possible. Legend has it that sometimes at about 3am at the same park, you will see this black figure moving throughout the park.

Anywho, back to the story. We all knew the story was fake, but we were high as hell so we just all said fuck it and went anyways. We get to the park its about 2:30. We roll up a couple of joints and start smoking. Sometime within the next few minutes one of my friends started banging on the rook of the truck scaring the shit out of the rest of us.

That gave us a good laugh. At exactly 3am, remember thats when the said black figure is supposed to come out, a car pulls into the park with its headlights off. We all panic thinking its cops. But the car just parked on the opposite side of the lot from us. And sits there. So thinkin it was just a few people like us that needed a place to smoke or they were fuckin, we decided to just sit tight and keep smoking. We end up finishing the joints and go to leave. As we drove past the car, it starts up and goes to leave the park too. I started driving down the road out of the park, and the cars still behind me. It didnt really draw my attention yet because we hadnt gone far. But after driving maybe 3 miles through side streets the car is still behind me so I realize he is following me.

I try to loose him by quickly turning into a subdivision. The car follows. As we were driving through the subdivision my friend chris starts talking about if the subdivion ends in a dead end and didnt have another exit. And since being high, we all started to freak about it. Because the other car would have us cornered. As we kept driving the car ended up parking on the side of the road. So we all think everythings dandy. About a minute later, we come to a dead end. Just our luck, my friend jinxed us. Anywho, we turned around and started driving back out. The car was still parked on the side of the road. As we drove past it, it started following us again! But when we left the subdivision, the car turned the opposite way.

That series of events scared the shit outta me and my friends. Makes me scared to smoke down at parks in the middle of the night now.

[highfive]

me and a couple of buddies went to my big pasture north of my town one night to smoke. we had a couple of joints and a few bowl and we had just hot boxed the truck so we were fucked up and the truck looked like there had just been a fire in it there was so much smoke. we eventually got it all cleared out and went to town to get something to eat. as we were heading back to the to my house we went through a road block.... the whole truck smelled of weed and we knew that anyone that peered into the vehicle would instantly know wat was up, and we still had about an ounce on us. the girl cop asked my buddy for his license and registration and he obliged, me and my other buddy just sat there and tried to look innocent, just waiting for the cop to smell the scent. she gave my buddy back his stuff and told us to have a safe night. as we passed the road block we all were dead silent from the thought of what just happend and how lucky we were. then my buddy said, "not a fuckin word" lol. it was easily the most scared ive been when cops and weed were concerned.

[dragonrider]

Got really baked with a friend and went to see a movie at a theater on campus. The girl inside the ticket window sells us our tickets, then smiles and winks and says, "Would you like a marshmallow?" She holds out a marshmallow to me.

"Yes. Yes I would like a marshmallow." I take my marshmallow and go into the movie.

Wierd.

[dragonrider]

Got really baked and also drank a bunch of beers with a friend of mine and went to a Mexican restaurant. When we came out, a guy in the parking lot asked us to help push-start his car. We got behind and start pushing. This was the heaviest fucking car in the world! We were pushing with all our strentgh and he kept saying, "Faster! Faster! Just a little bit faster!" He popped the clutch a few times before it started, and each time we had to go from a dead stop back up to speed. Finally it started, and by this point we must have pushed it a hundred yards.

My legs started feeling very wierd and tingly. Then they start to shake and tremble and I had to sit down. I stumbled over to the curb and just sat there with my legss quivering and buzzing. My friend had the same thing happen too. We had to sit there for a half hour before we could stagger off, and even the next day my legs felt wierd.

I guess we were just too wasted know we were pushing too hard.

[favrefan30]

Back when I was like 16 or 17 me and a bunch of my friends got done smoking we decided to go into town to get some food. Well it was past curfew (It was like 2 in the morning) and we were walking down this path to the store. We were getting close to the main road of the town and I had all the weed and the pipes and stuff. My one friend said, "Dude, wouldn't it be hilarious if a cop came to town today? I mean, the cops only come here like once a year if that, just for the car show and I just think it would be funny if they came today out of all days just because were high and passed curfew." And we were just like yeah dude that would be funny but the cops never come here. Then like literally 5 seconds later as were about to step onto the road a freaking cop came! He slowed down too and looked at us cuz he knew we were too young to be be out that late. We turned around and ran. We wouldn't of ran if it weren't the fact I had some weed on me. Luckily he didn't bother chasing us and we got home safely... but we were super hungry and never got anything to eat:wtf:
But it was pretty dang weird tho

[Sandman27]

Once a year dude? Damn i wish that was my area. In my part of town i can honestly find a cop every 3 minutes. Worst part, my town cops are notorious for being the biggest dicks. Fuck da police!

[Frickr]

here a few birthdays ago, my friend and i went up to the city smokin all the way up, and while were up there we meet up with this girl, well we dontknow it, but we go to this softball game with her, and her sisters come up too, and her mom. well the one sister is a cop in our town, so we were sitting there blazed out of our minds talking to one of our local cops off duty. that same trip, i went to get my license renewed i walk into the DMV stoned out of my mind and i go to the second floor like the sign said, i ask the lady at the counter what door it is, and she tells me its down stairs, so i said ok, and go back down stairs, wait in line for 15 mins to find out that it was just for licenseplates, so they tell me to go back upstairs, i go up there, and find the door, but it was locked, so me being high, knock on the door, and this lady comes out and i told her my little story, and she hurrys me in, and i do the little eye test, and fail it miserably, to stoned to see, and shes just like, we wil forget about that. so i take my picture and head out grinning my ass off. then on the way home, we just got done with a bowl, and all of a sudden, the windows roll down, the horn honks, the lights turn off, and then everythings turns back to normal. my firned that was driving was like what the hell was that. and i know he didnt do anything because both of his hands were on the wheel..

then here last week, i was driving and smokin with another friend, and we see a car comin so i slow down a bit, and dim my lights, all of a sudden we see tail lights, then headlights again. we drive past, and see this guy hopping out of his car, and the front ends in a fence. i call one of my friends from town and start telling her what happene,d and she said the ambilence just got called out... so we take off down a dirt road to get out of there.

this didnt happen to me, but here it goes, 2 of my friends were sitting up in one of their rooms, and they just get done smoking, and then they hear someone up the stairs, so they hide the piece, and one picks up his bass guitar and starts strummin on it, the other picks up a gameboy thats turns off, and the guy whos playing hte bass's mom walks in and says she smells smoke, so dan smells his shirt, and tells her the nieghbors are havin a BBQ, and daines just sitting there going to town playing the gameboy thats off. i wish i could of been there to see it.

[Frickr]

sorry but i got one more for you

back when i was about 15 me and 2 of my friends got stoned and decided to walk around town, well we walk down to the school and see the cop coming up the rode, so we hide behind some pulls as he drives by, well we start walking again and i pick up a bag of parts from behind the car dealership and we start walking again, start circling back to my house, and we find this little mini tramp, so we pick it up and start rolling it down the street, then we find this cool 3 wheeled bike and start riding that, we are about 2 blocks from my house, and see the cop come down the road a block from my house, and he sees us, so my friend on the bike flips it, and i drop my shit, and the tramp and start running, and the cops come flying up the road, and bail out. we slit up and the cops are right behind us, im standing behind a shed by the street having an asthma attack, one of my friends was hiding under a bush, the other was currled up in his sweatshirt in someones yard. one cop comes to the shed i was at, and i just keep walking around as she was coming on the other side, and as soon as she started going back, i take off running through the streetlight and down the street, and wearing flatsoled shoes they could hear me big time, i dive into some bushes, and wait for a min, then dan, the one in the bush comes running right after me, and i see the cops lights right behind him trying to shine down the sound. he dives in the same bush, and we sit there for a second and both tell eachother that the cops about seen us, then we take off running and run through an appartment building and up the hill in my back yard to my house, we wait there for a second for daine the 3'd friend to come but he never does, so we wait til the cops leave and go back trying to find him, never did so we just know were busted.. we walk back to my house expecting the worst, and heres daine laying on the couch waiting for us....

[Foobag]

yo inillinois what part of illinois you from

[SkyHigh420]

i once thought i saw a midget bus driver in my room hahaha. it was out of the corner of my eye and it looked like a midget wearin the hat and uniform haha. it turned out to be my roomate's laundry though haha.